Streetwalker Reports

**Farouk** · 11-03-21 23:37

Originally Posted by Gator145 [View Original Post]

The best investment one can make if they frequent that area is a dash cam. It won't pay any damage one might incur from getting hit, but it could save you a bundle from some lowlife trying to get a big payday from your insurance carrier. You know the ones I'm talking about. Those that seem to get lost right in front of your car in the traffic lane when the light is green for you. Or the girls trying to drum up business by crossing against the light so they are sure you see them..

This is the absolute truth. Mine has saved me from what would have been an expensive claim, that was all bullshit. Though, I imagine you would have to be careful what was said and recorded, in case the wrong person (wife / girlfriend / LE) got a hold of the footage.

**Gator145** · 11-03-21 12:17

Originally Posted by BeefNoodleSoup [View Original Post]

I had some business to take care of in the area so I decided to do a lap just to see who's out. I saw one guy on Lehigh coming out to find someone destroyed the side of his car.

In another occasion I was almost sandwiched in between two cars. The car in front of me abruptly stopped to check out some SW. I was able to stop in time but the car behind me was tailgating and not paying attention. Luckily the guy behind me was able to swerve in the opposite lane. But sooner or later, anyone driving the stroll is bound to have an accident.

Real funny you mention that about the Kenso drivers. I was just talking to a guy about that.

We were discussing the Kensington green light. You've seen it dozens of times. The Kensington green is actually a red light plus three more cars. All the local yokles seem to know about that demographic benefit. So, at a light one really needs to be careful and have eyes in the back of your head not to get hit. Then after parking they say a rosary. Look at what you are dealing with there.

Much of the additional traffic there is comprised of Covid vehicles. Vehicles bought with Covid dollars courtesy of Uncle Sam. Most have no insurance coverage. Many double as a rooming house. Drive them while high then sleep in them when they pass out. Look at the 2800 2900 3000 block of Kensington. They're everywhere. 2900 Block of Kensington has campers they sleep in. The girls get their drugs, they step outside do their dates then they sleep in them most of the day. This is all part of that progressive government the politicians want the Philadelphia residents to believe is working. LMAO.

The best investment one can make if they frequent that area is a dash cam. It won't pay any damage one might incur from getting hit, but it could save you a bundle from some lowlife trying to get a big payday from your insurance carrier. You know the ones I'm talking about. Those that seem to get lost right in front of your car in the traffic lane when the light is green for you. Or the girls trying to drum up business by crossing against the light so they are sure you see them.

Here's a tip. Those that might be looking for some girl action. Look around the vehicles that have six inches of traffic dirt on them. There will be girls close by. Those vehicles, like many of the girls haven't seen water since the turn of the century.

The camp ground at Somerset got closed down a couple weeks ago. Many of the tents moved up to the Cambria Street Lower Lofts and Commons.

Down at Huntingdon a while back one of the older buildings was turned into a women's shelter. A few of the girls in the area reside there after the traffic dies down. I've been told they like that shelter cause there's no house rules. No curfew. Drugs are allowed. Even have a rental cop outside. Guess won't be long before they hire a doorman that will get them an Uber. They go to sleep, get up cross the street and they are at work. Moving on UP.

Been a lot of activity in that area recently. A lot of new faces have been showing up. Faythe is back out there for those of you that might remember her from a few years ago. Rather attractive. Shame because she had six and a half years clean time. I told her maybe she shouldn't give up on herself so quickly. I told her just go home. She didn't take my advice.

Erin is walking a lot more these days. She was strictly phone work. Now she's strolling K and A up to around Tioga. She's the local blue blood Bostonian girl. She was always rather clean and well maintained. Lately she's looking dirty and unkempt. Never seems coherent anymore, her attitude took a dive. Seems like she's pissed off at the world. Oh well, as the great Chuck Berry would say ce la vie. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 11-03-21 05:39

I had some business to take care of in the area so I decided to do a lap just to see who's out. I saw one guy on Lehigh coming out to find someone destroyed the side of his car.

In another occasion I was almost sandwiched in between two cars. The car in front of me abruptly stopped to check out some SW. I was able to stop in time but the car behind me was tailgating and not paying attention. Luckily the guy behind me was able to swerve in the opposite lane. But sooner or later, anyone driving the stroll is bound to have an accident.

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 11-03-21 05:33

Not too long ago I was cruising the stroll on a cold night. Seemed like many girls weren't out because of the cold. Did 2 laps without any hits. Saw a few that I've seen before that were fine but nothing to write home about. Decided to do one more lap before calling it a night. Passed by a place where a lot of the rejects like to congregate. Saw a real cutie standing by herself. Picked her up and went to one of my go to places.

She was very youthful, petite, clean, didn't smell, nice attitude. Almost perfect. Gave a pretty awesome BJ and had an amazing puss. Didn't have any huge signs of substance use. The only minor downside was that after agreeing on a rate, she upcharges for no reason. It wasn't a big deal, but seems like a shady business tactic.

She didn't have a phone. So I asked if she was down for a second round. I figured I might not bump into her again. Seconds were just as good or even better. Maybe fate will smile upon me and I'll catch this unicorn again. But who knows. It seems like the good ones get picked up quick and you just got to be lucky with these types of things.

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 11-03-21 05:03

Originally Posted by SplashGordon [View Original Post]

Was leaving Kensington around 11 the other night because it was slow. Saw This homeless lady with a sign on Callowhill on my way back to Jersey. Pulled over and got out. Waiting damn near an half hour trying to get her attention. Finally she came over. Asked her what she's up to? Trying to Field her out if she was dating, she said what I'm try to do. I said BJ, she got in and we did the deed right there. She said she gave to be quick because her husband is on his way back. She gave an amazing BJ.

Wow. Nice.

I'm kinda torn in these types of situations.

Did she at least look okay?

**Art Lang** · 11-02-21 21:43

Thanks for the post, Lance! Kinda expected to hear this, but saves me a trip to Philly.

Originally Posted by Lance547 [View Original Post]

Nana is a pure ball of energy. A very pretty Latina with massive DSLs. Hung out with her a few times and had an ok time but decided it's better to pass her up if I see her because she's more trouble than she's worth. She don't clean up after herself, she's selfish, and spends too much time chasing the dragon before getting down to business.

If you want a sexy Chica to party with I would pick her but if you need someone to take care of you find someone else.

**SplashGordon** · 11-02-21 16:18

Was leaving Kensington around 11 the other night because it was slow. Saw This homeless lady with a sign on Callowhill on my way back to Jersey. Pulled over and got out. Waiting damn near an half hour trying to get her attention. Finally she came over. Asked her what she's up to? Trying to Field her out if she was dating, she said what I'm try to do. I said BJ, she got in and we did the deed right there. She said she gave to be quick because her husband is on his way back. She gave an amazing BJ.

**RoboPimp** · 11-01-21 22:36

Originally Posted by LookingOn [View Original Post]

Detoured to Philly to see Kensington. Flagged down by soaking wet Nicole in the 10/29 rain. She asked. 40 only had. 20 for CIP.

Thank you Kensington.

Looks like you overpaid.

Lmao.

Where did you take her?

I'm looking for spots.

**HugeMat** · 11-01-21 17:35

Rolled thru the Ave on Saturday night. Saw big titty Kristen but somebody picked her up before I could intercept. I saw the thick white girl from last week with the fat ass. Pulled and parked on the ave to intercept and she got in. She told me her name was Audrey. She had a nice face, nice rack, and that ass was real nice for a white girl. We went to one of my spots to park and she gave me a nice BBBJ. She's not as good as Kristen (nobody is) or Sharon but she was good. I kept feeling on that fat ass tho, next time I definitely got to hit that from the back, I just can't fuck the car (I need more space LOL). I'm def going to hit her up again to try and tap that ass.

**NvrStlPhilly** · 10-31-21 20:22

Originally Posted by BeefNoodleSoup [View Original Post]

There are more than one Britney out there. This one is tall with dark think curly hair. She said one of her parents is from Greece. Picked her up around somerset. At night from afar she didn't look too bad. When she came to the passenger window she looked less appealing. Hands and face were a bit grimy. Probably should have aborted from there. She smelled really bad when she got it. Smelled very sour. But she made it a point to say she wasn't homeless. I think I might have met up with her a few times before but I can't keep track in my old age. Attitude was pretty bad but I got my nut off. I guess that's the only thing that matters. Probably won't repeat, if I can remember / recognize her next time.

Is this Brittany the one who lives above smoke shop with B. About 32 from NE Philly. If so with some extra gifts she can be quite fun. She doesn't come out as often as she lives with a full time BF. She is one of the better ones on the strip.

**Octonig3000** · 10-31-21 18:08

Originally Posted by BeefNoodleSoup [View Original Post]

Something like bangbus or crackwhoreconfessions.

Back then they had such great content dedicated to crackwhores.

For example foulfowl was my favorite back then.

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 10-31-21 00:25

There are more than one Britney out there. This one is tall with dark think curly hair. She said one of her parents is from Greece. Picked her up around somerset. At night from afar she didn't look too bad. When she came to the passenger window she looked less appealing. Hands and face were a bit grimy. Probably should have aborted from there. She smelled really bad when she got it. Smelled very sour. But she made it a point to say she wasn't homeless. I think I might have met up with her a few times before but I can't keep track in my old age. Attitude was pretty bad but I got my nut off. I guess that's the only thing that matters. Probably won't repeat, if I can remember / recognize her next time.

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 10-31-21 00:12

Picked her up a few times near huntingdon. Tall blonde. In the right light, she almost looks "normal" but she is missing a few teeth. I think she does crack rather than dope so she won't be falling asleep on you but she tends to be a bit paranoid. Has a southern accent if you're into that type of thing. Moans were also southern. Her puss was pretty good. Even though she was a bit paranoid, she hasn't blue balled me yet. YMMV.

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 10-31-21 00:01

Originally Posted by StreetsTrool1 [View Original Post]

She's a great date actually just not cheap. Someone said you can't catch a break. I think it's just you get off on putting these chicks down.

Seems kinda sus that your first and only post is to this specific post from over a month ago. LOL.

I’ve actually been having some hits and some misses. Definitely batting more than 0.300

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 10-30-21 23:55

Originally Posted by MidniteCowboy5 [View Original Post]

Hooker Porn uploads and sites.

I really want to create a folder for all 50 states on the site to post their favorite hooker videos or porn sites. Its getting super rare and hard to find via porn sites like porn hub and vxvids. I am bored of always going to the muzzle mix. I can't be going out there all the time on the streets and need something to hold me up. Lmk guys how I can do this? I am a senior member. I want to include all users all states.

Something like bangbus or crackwhoreconfessions.