Massage Parlor Reports

**Neyiak** · 10-31-21 02:09

I thought I'd try a new place today and went to Sunshine (AKN sunflower) at Brooks School Rd, Fishers. I tell you guys, if you are tired of this hobby, you think you have an addiction, your wife busted you and you promised to stop, or you want to stop for any reason but you can't help yourself, go to this place! I've had the worst experience ever. Everything about this place is mediocre, they steal time, she was old, lazy and boring, very very boring. The worst part is cleaningness. I don't know what kind of oil they use, it didn't feel like a massage oil. It was thicker and very viscous. My whole body was one hour later. It got better after I showered. I wouldn't recommend this place for my worst enemy.

**Bigred2006** · 10-30-21 21:36

Originally Posted by Indyjc01 [View Original Post]

As we tell all the newbies look it up on this site. LOL! It didn't ring a bell to me either Ty.

Forum Abbreviations:

TUMA Tongue Up My Ass.

Of course now it does.

I looked at those for the first time just now. The Australia words gave me a laugh.

**Fav6977** · 10-30-21 20:56

I had to look it up too, after seeing the previously unknown term in the Orlando forum.

Originally Posted by Indyjc01 [View Original Post]

As we tell all the newbies look it up on this site. LOL! It didn't ring a bell to me either Ty.

Forum Abbreviations:

TUMA Tongue Up My Ass.

Of course now it does.

**Indyjc01** · 10-30-21 20:10

Originally Posted by Fav6977 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.

Originally Posted by TyCox [View Original Post]

What is TUMA?

As we tell all the newbies look it up on this site. LOL! It didn't ring a bell to me either Ty.

Forum Abbreviations:

TUMA Tongue Up My Ass.

Of course now it does.

**Ty Cox** · 10-30-21 19:34

Originally Posted by Fav6977 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.

What is TUMA?

**Jjbee62** · 10-30-21 19:33

Originally Posted by IndyManLaw [View Original Post]

Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.

While we're at it, can I get the list of giys who want to give me money?

**ChipRock** · 10-30-21 19:30

Originally Posted by SevenUpnya [View Original Post]

Came home after an oily massage and the wife knew immediately where I had been LOL! I got busted by her years ago and now I am back out on the couch LOL! Where can I go for no oil and straight to business?

Years ago I stopped for gas and managed to spill some on my hands before heading home.

Recently with COVID I keep scented wipes in my car. Can't be too careful with COVID around honey.

If I know coconut oil might be involved I shampoo and use coconut scented cream rinse before I leave the house. Not much hair left though.

Health club with shower is near my home.

**Bigred2006** · 10-30-21 19:19

Originally Posted by Fav6977 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.

This is common in most of the bigger cities. New York, DC, LA, maybe Chicago. I'm a big fan of AMPs in other cities. I'd pay more here and probably visit more often if the experience here matched that in other places.

**RunForGold** · 10-30-21 18:22

Originally Posted by IndyManLaw [View Original Post]

Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.

Wouldn't we all like to see that list.

**IndyManLaw** · 10-30-21 18:11

Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.

**Fav6977** · 10-30-21 16:09

Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.

**Fav6977** · 10-30-21 16:05

Gents,

I received another fantastic massage from Yu Yu at Sweet today. It had been awhile. We had a lot of fun catching up.

**Jjbee62** · 10-30-21 09:33

Originally Posted by JustMe2489 [View Original Post]

Mr Popular, I almost wet myself reading your response!

We better keep up the damn nicknames, secret code works, monetary codes, creatively clever and clear level codes (L1, L2, L3, . L69), and so many abbreviation that even we need a page that has a glossary of abbreviations. All this stuff is so dizzying to so many of us on the forum that it only stands to reason that "Uncle LEO" would never be able to figure it out!

Thanks for the laugh!

You left out the "I had a dream" approach.

**Jjbee62** · 10-30-21 09:28

Originally Posted by TyCox [View Original Post]

It seem to me like this is entrapment. So if I'm just a law abiding Citizen and want a massage and the chick is tells me that they only do extras I might be just curious to what that's about give her the money and go back. Don't see how that could be against the law if that is some sort of sting definitely seems like entrapment.

Funny story. This time about 4 years ago I was talking to a retired federal judge in Medellin. Technically not retired, because they're appointed for life. He was talking about some of the common misconceptions people have about what cops can legally do. Turns out they can, in many circumstances offer something illegal and it's not entrapment.

**JustMe2489** · 10-30-21 03:16

Mr Popular, I almost wet myself reading your response!

We better keep up the damn nicknames, secret code works, monetary codes, creatively clever and clear level codes (L1, L2, L3, . L69), and so many abbreviation that even we need a page that has a glossary of abbreviations. All this stuff is so dizzying to so many of us on the forum that it only stands to reason that "Uncle LEO" would never be able to figure it out!

Thanks for the laugh!

Originally Posted by MrPopular [View Original Post]

They can't get busted. See, we've been using some damned clever nicknames, secret code words and an unbreakable monetary code ($20 = $120) for the last 20 years, sending law enforcement in circles. No worries, they're safe as long as we keep it up!