Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

Hey, interested in this location, can you give any more deets so I may explore?

google Relax Spa, Ashland Ave, (773) 666-xxxx please don't forget to report. Enjoy and stay safe.

[JasoDean]

Went in for an HR massage. Was greeted by Mimi. She was wearing very small jean shorts with a very loose blouse, looked ok. Hair loose to the sides. Asked for a table shower which was pretty good, even though the table was pretty small. Went in to the room, dim lights and some nice music. Massage was decent. Lots of OTC roaming. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked what was on the table. She said all she offers today was Full nude L1 with roaming, she said just no FIV. Once she got comfortable, wow!, she has an amazing body. Nice rack, smooth skin, nice Bush. Also, very nice girl. Said there's more to offer once she knows me.

Hey, interested in this location, can you give any more deets so I may explore?

[Chiguyxxx]

Has anybody seen Karla over at CLM? The pics look great, but I know (from experience) not to always trust the pics on the CLM website. Not as bad as say the YOUWANNASEEME site, but close. Also has anybody seen Laura recently at CLM? Her pics are close but when I saw her last (right before the pandemic) she had cut her hair real short and I didn't find it nearly as attractive as the pics with long hair. So just curious what her hair looks like now. Her service was A+ (just did L2) as I recall.

[Oops84]

Went in for an HR massage. Was greeted by Mimi. She was wearing very small jean shorts with a very loose blouse, looked ok. Hair loose to the sides. Asked for a table shower which was pretty good, even though the table was pretty small. Went in to the room, dim lights and some nice music. Massage was decent. Lots of OTC roaming. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked what was on the table. She said all she offers today was Full nude L1 with roaming, she said just no FIV. Once she got comfortable, wow!, she has an amazing body. Nice rack, smooth skin, nice Bush. Also, very nice girl. Said there's more to offer once she knows me.

[Satriani]

Went for a shave recently. It was $40. I was surprised and shocked when she started with a straight edge razor. Glad to report all my parts are intact. She sprayed the razor with something but only on 1 side. She did a good job on the shave but only allowed ss with some assist for another 30 bucks.

[ScoffLaw32]

OMG what a pleasant visit to H Wellness this afternoon. Used to frequent a couple years ago but hadn't been there since. Saw a positive review here recently and decided to take a shot. First of all, I've always liked this place because it's clean, smells good, and no awkward waiting outside the door as they have an entry door before the doorbell. They also have a small parking lot next to the building but I never use it. Tina greeted me for the $60 one hour door fee. Very cute. Wore a short skirt. Petite frame with nice C cup floppers when they came out. I'd say she's about early 40's. Hard to tell with the mask on.

Well, she gave me one of THE best massages I've had. Very thorough. Great pressure. Great touch. Her hands are so smooth when she asked if I wanted oil I said it felt great without. Even did the feet and scalp / face. When she asked me to flip I told her to finger touch the boys and graze the taint first to which she obliged. Like I said her touch is fantastic. On the flip no negotiation. I'll call it L1+. She's fun and sensuous. When that first round of fun was done she even finished with more feet and scalp for the rest of the hour. Felt so good I asked for another half hour of just feet and scalp. Gave her donation of $100 + $40 for another half hour and she goes out. When she comes back I'm sitting up stroking and told her I need another release to relax. Off we went for round two. Then on to finish the half hour with a super relaxing face, scalp and foot massage.

Guys I'm going to be honest I almost didn't post this because I want to keep her for myself. Regarding the L1+ YMMV. Treat her well.

I was in there recently and saw "Nola" - 35, okay looking. Good massage but wanted to negotiate on the filp. Ended up giving her $ to get her girls out and put them on my cock, but it ended up being lackluster. I've had much better experiences here in the past with Coco and with Nancy, both younger with no-negotiations L1 and very nice massage (not topless though). I'll b back.

[TheRedStar]

There's a blast from the past. I used to visit to see Hannah, after Tiffany disappeared, then Hannah disappeared, to, as did Sophia. Now it's just Judy. Reliable, though. No complaints.

If anyone hears about Hannah, I'd be interested in where she landed too.

I remember when I first stumbled upon Judy. LOL it was crazy! A great time. Side note Mandy (or Katherine as I call her) was my first masseuse years ago on Ashland I had the whole menu. When they closed they moved and she had a beautiful girl from Moldova, I'll never forget it was a one and gone I didn't get a chance to play my cards, she gave the best massage. I can't think of her name.

[OrdLover]

There's a blast from the past. I used to visit to see Hannah, after Tiffany disappeared, then Hannah disappeared, to, as did Sophia. Now it's just Judy. Reliable, though. No complaints.

If anyone hears about Hannah, I'd be interested in where she landed too.

I asked Judy about Hannah a couple of times before. And her answer is always been smile nicely and stay silent. Like if she didn't understand you. LOL. I believed she still in the city some where some place.

[BenBeck]

I that sounds interesting. Where is Hannah now?

There's a blast from the past. I used to visit to see Hannah, after Tiffany disappeared, then Hannah disappeared, to, as did Sophia. Now it's just Judy. Reliable, though. No complaints.

If anyone hears about Hannah, I'd be interested in where she landed too.

[Biliator]

How much was it. I been there she have some big tits. Never had the other girl.

Actually, was BBBJTCIM. Tip was never discussed. I left $120.

[Walker333]

How much was it. I been there she have some big tits. Never had the other girl.

The other girl is just wast of time.

[SonnyBlack85]

Stopped in at Golden Dream this evening. Lovely time with old friends, Mandy. For those of you that love the DDs, Mandy invested in a lift. Nice, soft and ample, these breasts. And while she'll never be petite, she also did a tummy tuck or somesuch. A topless BBBJ got the job done.

How much was it. I been there she have some big tits. Never had the other girl.

[Member #6062]

Stopped in at Golden Dream this evening. Lovely time with old friends, Mandy. For those of you that love the DDs, Mandy invested in a lift. Nice, soft and ample, these breasts. And while she'll never be petite, she also did a tummy tuck or somesuch. A topless BBBJ got the job done.

[TheRedStar]

Agree, place is not clean. I used to go there when Hannah used to work there. She gave me the best BBBJ. Mongolian Koren girl.

I that sounds interesting. Where is Hannah now?

[Dbiz01]

Well, guess what. You're reading a Chicago Massage Parlor forum, so it's bound to be discussed. And the whole topic was started based on the fact that some guys don't know how to tell age or just plainly misinform others with their inaccurate reviews. The labor shortage was already pointed out in one of my previous posts. We (mostly) all are aware of the current talent available. I think the point of emphasis was more accurate reviews would be appreciated. And finally, most of the mongers on here already have a significant other. The parlor's are a little "escape" without the time and hassle of a side hustle.

LOL! A mamasan over a year into COVID told me the girls were lazy and didn't want to work. They were receiving the federal COVID money and staying home or pursuing other opportunities, I. E. , going to school for legit massage, working in nail salons, or other legit business activities. Hell, even a few went to Indiana of all places because they could make more money. I agree with the conversation about Chicago not being a destination for many young RAs. You find an attractive RA in her late 30's or early 40's, you've hit the motherlode.