Massage Parlor Reports

[ScoffLaw32]

OMG what a pleasant visit to H Wellness this afternoon. Used to frequent a couple years ago but hadn't been there since. Saw a positive review here recently and decided to take a shot. First of all, I've always liked this place because it's clean, smells good, and no awkward waiting outside the door as they have an entry door before the doorbell. They also have a small parking lot next to the building but I never use it. Tina greeted me for the $60 one hour door fee. Very cute. Wore a short skirt. Petite frame with nice C cup floppers when they came out. I'd say she's about early 40's. Hard to tell with the mask on.

Well, she gave me one of THE best massages I've had. Very thorough. Great pressure. Great touch. Her hands are so smooth when she asked if I wanted oil I said it felt great without. Even did the feet and scalp / face. When she asked me to flip I told her to finger touch the boys and graze the taint first to which she obliged. Like I said her touch is fantastic. On the flip no negotiation. I'll call it L1+. She's fun and sensuous. When that first round of fun was done she even finished with more feet and scalp for the rest of the hour. Felt so good I asked for another half hour of just feet and scalp. Gave her donation of $100 + $40 for another half hour and she goes out. When she comes back I'm sitting up stroking and told her I need another release to relax. Off we went for round two. Then on to finish the half hour with a super relaxing face, scalp and foot massage.

Guys I'm going to be honest I almost didn't post this because I want to keep her for myself. Regarding the L1+ YMMV. Treat her well.

I was in there recently and saw "Nola" - 35, okay looking. Good massage but wanted to negotiate on the filp. Ended up giving her $ to get her girls out and put them on my cock, but it ended up being lackluster. I've had much better experiences here in the past with Coco and with Nancy, both younger with no-negotiations L1 and very nice massage (not topless though). I'll b back.

[TheRedStar]

There's a blast from the past. I used to visit to see Hannah, after Tiffany disappeared, then Hannah disappeared, to, as did Sophia. Now it's just Judy. Reliable, though. No complaints.

If anyone hears about Hannah, I'd be interested in where she landed too.

I remember when I first stumbled upon Judy. LOL it was crazy! A great time. Side note Mandy (or Katherine as I call her) was my first masseuse years ago on Ashland I had the whole menu. When they closed they moved and she had a beautiful girl from Moldova, I'll never forget it was a one and gone I didn't get a chance to play my cards, she gave the best massage. I can't think of her name.

[OrdLover]

There's a blast from the past. I used to visit to see Hannah, after Tiffany disappeared, then Hannah disappeared, to, as did Sophia. Now it's just Judy. Reliable, though. No complaints.

If anyone hears about Hannah, I'd be interested in where she landed too.

I asked Judy about Hannah a couple of times before. And her answer is always been smile nicely and stay silent. Like if she didn't understand you. LOL. I believed she still in the city some where some place.

[BenBeck]

I that sounds interesting. Where is Hannah now?

There's a blast from the past. I used to visit to see Hannah, after Tiffany disappeared, then Hannah disappeared, to, as did Sophia. Now it's just Judy. Reliable, though. No complaints.

If anyone hears about Hannah, I'd be interested in where she landed too.

[Biliator]

How much was it. I been there she have some big tits. Never had the other girl.

Actually, was BBBJTCIM. Tip was never discussed. I left $120.

[Walker333]

How much was it. I been there she have some big tits. Never had the other girl.

The other girl is just wast of time.

[SonnyBlack85]

Stopped in at Golden Dream this evening. Lovely time with old friends, Mandy. For those of you that love the DDs, Mandy invested in a lift. Nice, soft and ample, these breasts. And while she'll never be petite, she also did a tummy tuck or somesuch. A topless BBBJ got the job done.

How much was it. I been there she have some big tits. Never had the other girl.

[Member #6062]

Stopped in at Golden Dream this evening. Lovely time with old friends, Mandy. For those of you that love the DDs, Mandy invested in a lift. Nice, soft and ample, these breasts. And while she'll never be petite, she also did a tummy tuck or somesuch. A topless BBBJ got the job done.

[TheRedStar]

Agree, place is not clean. I used to go there when Hannah used to work there. She gave me the best BBBJ. Mongolian Koren girl.

I that sounds interesting. Where is Hannah now?

[Dbiz01]

Well, guess what. You're reading a Chicago Massage Parlor forum, so it's bound to be discussed. And the whole topic was started based on the fact that some guys don't know how to tell age or just plainly misinform others with their inaccurate reviews. The labor shortage was already pointed out in one of my previous posts. We (mostly) all are aware of the current talent available. I think the point of emphasis was more accurate reviews would be appreciated. And finally, most of the mongers on here already have a significant other. The parlor's are a little "escape" without the time and hassle of a side hustle.

LOL! A mamasan over a year into COVID told me the girls were lazy and didn't want to work. They were receiving the federal COVID money and staying home or pursuing other opportunities, I. E. , going to school for legit massage, working in nail salons, or other legit business activities. Hell, even a few went to Indiana of all places because they could make more money. I agree with the conversation about Chicago not being a destination for many young RAs. You find an attractive RA in her late 30's or early 40's, you've hit the motherlode.

[Amplitude]

New York New York, Number One, and Lucky Haven. The pricing structure you mentioned was still the same up until the day they got shut down. Number One has become an auto repair store. NYNY is now a Mexican medical clinic. And LH became a Halal shop. I'm surprised they didn't need an EPA approval after all the semen that spilled.

Interesting to review their 2005 archive, though. Uncle crackdowns, "things aren't what they used to be" and "Washington D. C. Is the place to go. " Moral of the story? Locals always cry the blues. Other than Rainbow in that period over in Rockford I'd say Dallas was pretty primo.

[SammiJoon]

If you prioritise cleanness and hygiene, then OD is not the place tovisit. TS smells weird, there is some mold etc.

Agree, place is not clean. I used to go there when Hannah used to work there. She gave me the best BBBJ. Mongolian Koren girl.

[ApplePiePussy]

I forget the complex there with three spas all next to each other. But I was there on business maybe 15 years ago; called ahead and said I want their bustiest girl. Turned out her name was Tiger. VIP room with jacuzzi. B to B and BBBJ in the jacuzzi and on the table shower. To the massage table and BBFSCIP for $2. 0; went back the next day and saw her in the regular $1. 6 room. No jacuzzi treatment but got the same BBFSCIP service. Girl even gave her digits but I never made it back. Yeah. Dallas.

New York New York, Number One, and Lucky Haven. The pricing structure you mentioned was still the same up until the day they got shut down. Number One has become an auto repair store. NYNY is now a Mexican medical clinic. And LH became a Halal shop. I'm surprised they didn't need an EPA approval after all the semen that spilled.

[Amplitude]

I would put Dallas as the top destination of the 2010's. I only visited a handful of times but it was the perfect combination of very attractive young Korean and Thai girls, affordable pricing, and more often than not BBFS was included. They have gone in the opposite direction of NYC and it's a damn shame. But those Korean and Thai girls will end up somewhere. They can't all go to LA. Let's just hope some come here.

I forget the complex there with three spas all next to each other. But I was there on business maybe 15 years ago; called ahead and said I want their bustiest girl. Turned out her name was Tiger. VIP room with jacuzzi. B to B and BBBJ in the jacuzzi and on the table shower. To the massage table and BBFSCIP for $2. 0; went back the next day and saw her in the regular $1. 6 room. No jacuzzi treatment but got the same BBFSCIP service. Girl even gave her digits but I never made it back. Yeah. Dallas.

[ApplePiePussy]

But I don't believe RM reporting is bad reporting. It's fake reporting. Rely on your guys here.

It's a combination of both. The fake Papasan reviews are easy to spot. It's the same places being reviewed by the same names. The prices, ages, and services are all exaggerated to the degree that they are unbelievable to even those with a short hobbying history. The rest are misleading but I don't believe most are intentionally done so. A good rule of thumb is to simply add 10 to 15 years, 10 to 15 pounds, subtract a breast cup, and subtract two points from the 10 point beauty and service scale and you will end up with a close approximation of what you will find.