Escort Reports

**LotharioPK** · 10-30-21 21:27

For those that remember Seinfield, I had an experience recently that reminded me of the episode about "The Soup Nazi". Basically, the Seinfeld gang discover this guy who sells New York's best soups but is excessively regimented in his customer service. You must stand patiently in line, avert your eyes, do nothing you are not told to do and know exactly what you want so you can speak immediately and accurately when it is your turn. AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!

I got ghosted last week so I started clicking through LC to see who was posting. I know Sydney has had some iffy reviews in the past but she is such an adorable little spinner that the little head went for broke. Amazingly, she texted back within a half hour. I deleted the thread from my phone, but it went something like this:

Sydney: ANY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE WILL IMMEDIATELY END THIS CONVERSATION. AGE, RACE AND NAME?

LPK: (gave the required info)

Sydney: FACE PIC.

LPK: (probably foolishly, the little head sent a half face pic. I'm trusting she has as much to lose as I do)

SYDNEY: SS, HHR OR HR?

LPK: HOUR.

Sydney: Go to such-and-such business at this-and-that intersection and text me for further instructions.

At this point I wuz pretty much home free, but given my recent experience with another spinner I blurted out:

LPK: I'm a pretty big guy, does that pose any problems?

SYDNEY: WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS? ARE YOU TRYING TO ENTRAP ME?

LPK: No ma'am, just trying to make sure we're compatible, that's all

SYDNEY: I'll pass (a virtual "NO PUSSY FOR YOU!")

LPK: Sorry we weren't able to make it work. Love your pics!

And so my spinner search continues. I was probably too big for her anyway (sour grapes). I'm pretty sure I'm blocked now. If any other mongers have a mind to try to meet her, learn from my mistakes.

Soup Nazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLQOQNVzgY
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/69408565
https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-315-5090

**LotharioPK** · 10-30-21 20:58

Originally Posted by NotASexAddict2 [View Original Post]

So, I saw this hot little one spring up for 700 for two hours on EROS. I texted her and she refused to tell me if she does GFE over the phone, although sold me on the two hours, so I assumed yes. Comms were great and I set up an appointment in a half hour.

Drove only 15 minutes to the hotel, showed up at the door, leaned in for a kiss, and she backed off saying no. I said "none of that at all? And she said none of that. Clearly wasting my time, but not my money, I said goodnight and took off.

Serously, WTH are you going to do for two hours with no kissing and no GFE? I can get off with a simple BBBJ in 5 minutes. I don't get that.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8368035.htm?cat=1

I couldn't agree more. Without GFE / DFK / DATY what the hell ARE you going to do for an hour or two? I personally prefer longer appointments with all those embellishments. I had another ghosting last week which led to my auditioning a new (for me) SP. I'll provide a full review later, but her chief drawback was she only offered short appts. For the first visit and no DATY for less than an hour. Couple that with "meh" service and, well, let's say she took care of my blueballs but I found myself less satisfied than usual.

**NotASexAddict2** · 10-30-21 17:39

Originally Posted by Random37 [View Original Post]

I've never understood why some tell you I can't / won't discuss services or asking if you're law enforcement like cops don't lie. Kudos to you for not wasting your money as I'd rather lose a little time than spend on a lackluster experience.

Maybe you guys have a point with all the scuttle on Mandie. I've yet to find a provider, "higher end" or not, that provides the kind of long, sensual, make out GFE I'm looking for other than her or Trinity (who's no longer reliable).

**Jackknoff** · 10-30-21 16:32

Originally Posted by RayLatoole [View Original Post]

Doesn't look to me that the tats match. Don't think it's the same woman.

Originally Posted by PayStub [View Original Post]

Definitely not the same girl. Sofia is short probably 5'2" . Sofia has no personality, to the point and stuck up. That being said gives a good bbj that's about it. GPS.

Originally Posted by Shrpo6 [View Original Post]

1 girls got tattoo of a cherry on her right collarbone.

And the other girl looks like she has Chinese writing on her right collarbone.

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

Aren't these the same woman? Check out the professional photo shoot pic with rose petals on the ground.

They might not be the same woman. However they are definitely using the same pic with the rose petals . I believe that Sofia is using Kylie's pic.

**PayStub** · 10-30-21 13:42

Originally Posted by Perusing [View Original Post]

Tried to set something up with her and after a little back and forth she requested I send her my pic. Told her I wasn't comfortable doing that and the conversation ended. Are others sending their pics to her?

I did send her a pic. I already knew she was legit from a friend. Never had a problem.

**Random37** · 10-30-21 12:09

Originally Posted by NotASexAddict2 [View Original Post]

So, I saw this hot little one spring up for 700 for two hours on EROS. I texted her and she refused to tell me if she does GFE over the phone, although sold me on the two hours, so I assumed yes. Comms were great and I set up an appointment in a half hour.

Drove only 15 minutes to the hotel, showed up at the door, leaned in for a kiss, and she backed off saying no. I said "none of that at all? And she said none of that. Clearly wasting my time, but not my money, I said goodnight and took off.

Serously, WTH are you going to do for two hours with no kissing and no GFE? I can get off with a simple BBBJ in 5 minutes. I don't get that.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8368035.htm?cat=1

I've never understood why some tell you I can't / won't discuss services or asking if you're law enforcement like cops don't lie. Kudos to you for not wasting your money as I'd rather lose a little time than spend on a lackluster experience.

**Perusing** · 10-30-21 11:30

Originally Posted by JDoe0525 [View Original Post]

TLDR: Accurate photos, phenomenal bbj, great location, expensive for available services especially past noon.

So I finally got to see Sofia, when she last advertised before disappearing for a few months she ghosted me after the initial texts back and forth. This time I was actually able to get an address and saw her for a incall ss. Her pictures are accurate and are recent photos of her, as for her incall location it is a small clean house in a good area. Now she is expensive for what services are available and I do believe she charges more if you see her past noon. I paid 80 roses for the incall ss and with the option of 20 up charge for her to be completely nude (topless default). As her ad says she only does BJ's, massages, and dances. I haven't tried the massage or dance but her blowjob skills are phenomenal, she gives full effort when you are in the chair and she doesn't "clock watch" but given she used to be a stripper she uses how many songs have played to gauge your time. She doesn't swallow but she was open to cim and she gave me an extra minute after my last song to bust (surprised I even made it through the first 5 minutes).

Sofia:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/69328319#.

Tried to set something up with her and after a little back and forth she requested I send her my pic. Told her I wasn't comfortable doing that and the conversation ended. Are others sending their pics to her?

**RayLatoole** · 10-30-21 09:43

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

Aren't these the same woman? Check out the professional photo shoot pic with rose petals on the ground.

Doesn't look to me that the tats match. Don't think it's the same woman.

**PayStub** · 10-30-21 08:11

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

Aren't these the same woman? Check out the professional photo shoot pic with rose petals on the ground.

Definitely not the same girl. Sofia is short probably 5'2" . Sofia has no personality, to the point and stuck up. That being said gives a good bbj that's about it. GPS.

**Shrpo6** · 10-30-21 07:09

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

Aren't these the same woman? Check out the professional photo shoot pic with rose petals on the ground.

1 girls got tattoo of a cherry on her right collarbone.

And the other girl looks like she has Chinese writing on her right collarbone.

**Jackknoff** · 10-30-21 02:12

Originally Posted by JDoe0525 [View Original Post]

TLDR: Accurate photos, phenomenal bbj, great location, expensive for available services especially past noon.

So I finally got to see Sofia, when she last advertised before disappearing for a few months she ghosted me after the initial texts back and forth. This time I was actually able to get an address and saw her for a incall ss. Her pictures are accurate and are recent photos of her, as for her incall location it is a small clean house in a good area. Now she is expensive for what services are available and I do believe she charges more if you see her past noon. I paid 80 roses for the incall ss and with the option of 20 up charge for her to be completely nude (topless default). As her ad says she only does BJ's, massages, and dances. I haven't tried the massage or dance but her blowjob skills are phenomenal, she gives full effort when you are in the chair and she doesn't "clock watch" but given she used to be a stripper she uses how many songs have played to gauge your time. She doesn't swallow but she was open to cim and she gave me an extra minute after my last song to bust (surprised I even made it through the first 5 minutes).

Sofia:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/69328319#.

Originally Posted by HdWork99 [View Original Post]

Anyone been with this 6'3 beauty? Definitely interested in hearing reviews.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/9043111.htm?cat=1

Aren't these the same woman? Check out the professional photo shoot pic with rose petals on the ground.

**NotASexAddict2** · 10-29-21 22:05

So, I saw this hot little one spring up for 700 for two hours on EROS. I texted her and she refused to tell me if she does GFE over the phone, although sold me on the two hours, so I assumed yes. Comms were great and I set up an appointment in a half hour.

Drove only 15 minutes to the hotel, showed up at the door, leaned in for a kiss, and she backed off saying no. I said "none of that at all? And she said none of that. Clearly wasting my time, but not my money, I said goodnight and took off.

Serously, WTH are you going to do for two hours with no kissing and no GFE? I can get off with a simple BBBJ in 5 minutes. I don't get that.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8368035.htm?cat=1

**LibertyNation** · 10-29-21 19:27

Originally Posted by GuyDetroit [View Original Post]

Just a street walker w a phone now, one hand on her head and the other on your wallet.

I was between her and Erica from and Oakland since they're relatively close to me since my AMP's Erin the cougar and Chantelly aren't available.

**JoeLefty** · 10-29-21 19:01

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I never meant to leave the wrong impression about a SP I see. I wouldn't say my review of Amber was "glowing", just as factual as I can make it.

Fact: Amber is a cute tiny spinner with a taut body that IMHO most guys would find attractive.

Fact: I saw Amber consume candy during the date. That is likely why she appeared tired and / or strung out and had poor performance.

Fact: I personally never saw or heard about a pimp / BF.

Fact: I was functionally too big for her.

Opinion: If she could ditch the candy and the BF, rest up and groom herself, she could be a dynamite provider for more average-sized guys.

I hope that clarifies my review.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-677-2492

I just can't do crackhead skinny.