Massage Parlor Reports

[Les Tosterone]

Stopped by yesterday, location is unclear on maps but it's to the left of the gray building, around back. Parked in the small office building lot a couple doors up. Drew Jennifer, tallish with nice figure wearing skin tight t-shirt and yoga pants. Mask on entire time. Took $60 for house, and I left the same on table to indicate I meant business. Was prepared to ask for some back if penalized as first timer, which was probably evident. Massage was just ok, but thorough. Light brushing and teasing later allayed any service fears. Resumed massage after the flip, then pointed to junior. Replied "oh yeah", to which she chuckled. As far as handies go, it was very decent with full spiraling technique, not too fast or slow, with nice attention to the boys. OTC roaming. Left me dry, then resumed short massage to nearly complete the hour. Normally that tip is high for a clothed rub and tug, but I considered it a hazard tax for the locale, and the service was otherwise very good. Didn't break the bank in any case. Would probably repeat, and am curious to see if other services are available.

[FinishSecond]

I hope she is real. I have always wanted to try a nuru massage.

The photos in the ad are from Sandra Selbach, an IG thot. I also found identical ads from LA and Austin, as early as last month. I would tread with caution. You're definitely not getting the girl in the photo.

As for nuru, I would recommend Jasmine Monet. She advertises on rubratings, privatedelights, and others. I saw her for a nuru massage last month. She has an upscale apartment just outside of Gaithersburg. Check the Montgomery thread for a full review.

[Satya]

Take a look at the Tampa massage parlor thread. Major bust 2 days ago.

Tampa had a long history of very good AMPs. A few years ago table showers were outlawed in Tampa, which degraded the experience. Now some of the best places got raided. There still are other places in Tampa, perhaps they will self close, perhaps they are being raided right now.

Where is next?

Florida is second on the list of states with crackpot governors right behind Texas, so it wouldn't surprise me if they banned nudity.

[MDFootLover]

https://baltimore.rubratings.com/224509?layout=list

I didn't see any reviews so I TOFTT Friday and it ended up being a waste. The massage was shitty so I expected a HJ but there was 0 signs or teasing when I was face down, on the flip, she massaged my chest very light and flirty which got me hard and she pointed at it and did suggest I finish myself and offers oil, I asked her if she could and she said she can't. I finish myself and clean up and leave, just left the basic 20% tip for the massage and left. Her name was Vina, I don't think anything good can happen there so don't waste your time. I'm cool with a good massage without a HE or cool with a bad massage with a HE, but it sucks when it's that combo of no HE and a bad massage.

I was thinking about giving it a 2nd try but my Wallet said don't gamble and just go to your jackpot, Dinah always gives a great ending and I left there feeling very happy and empty LOL I went at night and I still felt safe, I still haven't had any issues so it's worth the extra 20 min drive from nottingham knowing you'll be happy when you leave.

https://baltimore.skipthegames.com/m...s/299470618024

[Horsetrader]

Take a look at the Tampa massage parlor thread. Major bust 2 days ago.

Tampa had a long history of very good AMPs. A few years ago table showers were outlawed in Tampa, which degraded the experience. Now some of the best places got raided. There still are other places in Tampa, perhaps they will self close, perhaps they are being raided right now.

Where is next?

[Horsetrader]

I just want to see if nuru is better than soap or about the same.

Some of the girls in the old DC AMPs from 20 years ago did very nice slip and slides. It's still common in the better places in Orlando (and probably other places that I don't know about). The $20 extra for body to body offered at some places in Philly are not very good because of insufficient facilities.

Nuru is not even close to the same as the soap slip and slide. Nuru requires special equipment, primarly a large air mattress in a room with floor drain. You are both completely covered in slime and can roll around in any position you want, no restrictions. We are not talking a quart of slime, we are talking 2 or 3 gallons, concentrate is mixed with warm water for a wonderful feeling. That being said, when you, the girl, and the air mattress are covered in slime it is difficult to move as you normally move. I can imagine getting injured trying to get off the nuru mattress. The nuru slime (gel?) is more slippery than soap.

I would recommend you should try it at least one time, if you have the chance. It's a different experience. I've never seen it in USA, Canada, or Mexico. It is available in Thailand, but most places don't offer it.

[SyntorX]

She mentions the right words but many mention nuru none perform it, I mean the slip and slide soaped up and naked.

I got close at a place in Dallas a number of years ago. They had two good size TS rooms, so one could be used for fun instead of TS. One lady basically did a nuru, except she used soap. I had seen her before and she said she had a surprise for me and took me to the TS for a soapy massage. She rubbed her nude soapy body all over mine. We tried CFS, but it was a little difficult, because we kept slipping and sliding. No complains from me though, she pulled the condom off for a BBBJ / TC finish and then spit. I just want to see if nuru is better than soap or about the same.

[Satya]

If anybody finds out this ad is legit (I doubt it) sign me up!

She mentions the right words but many mention nuru none perform it, I mean the slip and slide soaped up and naked.

[Jalb25]

I hope she is real. I have always wanted to try a nuru massage.

If anybody finds out this ad is legit (I doubt it) sign me up!

[SyntorX]

https://baltimore.rubratings.com/251670?layout=list

Anyone tried her? Looks like it might be a fake?

I hope she is real. I have always wanted to try a nuru massage.

[MDFootLover]

https://baltimore.rubratings.com/251670?layout=list

Anyone tried her? Looks like it might be a fake?

[BobbiBrown1981]

Been a while since I've been out there. Decided to ease some leg and shoulder pain this evening. Went to Silk first but was told they were busy. Headed to RL and walked right in. Greeted by Yoko thought she would be the one but she just prepped the room—very friendly; small thin but older. Asked for house fee at 70. In came Joanne. Not a spinner but smaller build; decent. Little bit of a language barrier and kind of struggled to make conversation. Gave me a table shower which I didn't expect but it was nice. She cleaned the right places thoroughly. Very thoroughly. Back to the room, get a massage that was fairly weak. Didn't really do much for my muscles but it was fairly pleasant. On the flip she grabbed Jr. And asked what I wanted. She offered HE and CBJ. Opted for the latter. She provided protection. She wanted 100 but settled on 90. She told me 100 next time. Got completely nude and went to work. Had her get in 69 so I could see the goods. Everything clean. Gave her the finger while she gave me the gawk. Got my little water and bounced.

[Satya]

Where is this place? I really want to send time with a pretty Asian woman.

RTFF how to contact them is glaringly visible. We can't walk you to the door.

[MJC0994]

When I heard about a new place in timonium I had to try it before it gets shut down. Arrived and went to back door. No bell or anything door was ajar so I walked in to a kitchen. Saw no one around. Then a middle aged Korean cutie came around the corner. Goes by Jennifer. Led me to the room upstairs. And took the. 6 house fee for the hour. Massage was decent. And on the flip she offered me oil. I responded with no you do. She said that extra. I offered. 4. But she wouldn't budge from. 6. So finally I caved. And got a very nice standard HE. With plenty of under the shirt roaming. But couldn't get in the pants. I believe this place is rub and tug only. Had a good time and may return.

Where is this place? I really want to send time with a pretty Asian woman.

[DCHung]

New AMP just opened in Perring Plaza last week. So far it appears to be strictly legit. I believe it may be associated with the same crew who used to have the Asia Massage location in the same shopping center which closed a few years back. That place if you remember was fairly high volume and mostly legit but every once in a while have some providers who pushed the limits. Aka Amy.

Provider was Cassie (Cathy?) who I think I have seen at the Catonsville location Relax Spa location with the guy who used to have a pony tail. Time will tell if this places evolves but I'm not holding it breath.

https://windfall-spa.business.site/

Seems like a regular business like relax.