Massage Parlor Reports

**SamWiseGamgee** · 10-28-21 20:19

Not to judge but dude expecting an Olivia Munn at an AMP?! Your standards seem a bit high for the AMP levels. I am kind of confident you are won't find someone like her in most of the US. When most mongers say she is hot, we're really talking from AMP standards where the avg age a masseuse lets you fuck is 35+. If you're still into the beauty angle of it suggest you to try PD or Eros 500-600 per hr escorts.

Originally Posted by Saxena107 [View Original Post]

I realized just now I had a typo that could lead to confusion and that's prolly why you asked for clarification. I was just saying that there were recent posts on here sayin Amy was super hot. And while she is pretty, young, and seems like a sweetheart (though we know how well women can act LOL), she's not as hot as I was led to believe. But if you've had a string of old ladies beating your meat at AMPs lately, then yeah Amy would definitely be a huge upgrade in the looks department. Amy's hot for sure but my hopes are always super high apparently that I'll meet a Jeannie Mai or a Olivia Munn doppleganger at one of these AMPs. I realize the chances of that are slim to say the least. One thing is I like a nice round bum (not huge though) and many of the slim ladies at AMPs who look young and hot in their tight dresses end up having really flat asses which I can't stand. Like pancake asses. I totally don't mind if she has a little butt but there has to be some sort of noticeable outward curvature there, some nice shape to the butt. Those pancake asses are a deal breaker for me. And no offense to them or anything but obviously they don't care about us so I don't feel bad saying what I just said. Amy's butt was just enough to not be a pancake butt so it was nice. Her body is slim, small tits which I'm down for I don't hate small tits, nice sort of long legs (with spinners sometimes they can be short to the point of stout but Amy's not that short, definitely taller than 5 feet I'd say she's like 5 foot 2 5 foot 3). She has a flat stomach but it's still soft (along with the rest of her body), so she doesn't seem to be a workout buff but her body at least is not mushy where you think she's malnourished. A woman having a soft body to the touch is how it should be I think, men should be the ones with the hard muscles.

**Saxena107** · 10-28-21 14:16

Originally Posted by MandarinOrange [View Original Post]

How about a review Amy's performance. ?

Can you clarify "She was iiiight though why'll act like she's a 10/10 or something in the looks department. ".

I realized just now I had a typo that could lead to confusion and that's prolly why you asked for clarification. I was just saying that there were recent posts on here sayin Amy was super hot. And while she is pretty, young, and seems like a sweetheart (though we know how well women can act LOL), she's not as hot as I was led to believe. But if you've had a string of old ladies beating your meat at AMPs lately, then yeah Amy would definitely be a huge upgrade in the looks department. Amy's hot for sure but my hopes are always super high apparently that I'll meet a Jeannie Mai or a Olivia Munn doppleganger at one of these AMPs. I realize the chances of that are slim to say the least. One thing is I like a nice round bum (not huge though) and many of the slim ladies at AMPs who look young and hot in their tight dresses end up having really flat asses which I can't stand. Like pancake asses. I totally don't mind if she has a little butt but there has to be some sort of noticeable outward curvature there, some nice shape to the butt. Those pancake asses are a deal breaker for me. And no offense to them or anything but obviously they don't care about us so I don't feel bad saying what I just said. Amy's butt was just enough to not be a pancake butt so it was nice. Her body is slim, small tits which I'm down for I don't hate small tits, nice sort of long legs (with spinners sometimes they can be short to the point of stout but Amy's not that short, definitely taller than 5 feet I'd say she's like 5 foot 2 5 foot 3). She has a flat stomach but it's still soft (along with the rest of her body), so she doesn't seem to be a workout buff but her body at least is not mushy where you think she's malnourished. A woman having a soft body to the touch is how it should be I think, men should be the ones with the hard muscles.

**LightNoOil** · 10-28-21 13:35

Gone but not very far away!

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

Upstairs is where the famous old granny niko was, with 2 rooms, but she is long gone..

**Saxena107** · 10-28-21 13:04

Originally Posted by MandarinOrange [View Original Post]

How about a review Amy's performance. ?

Can you clarify "She was iiiight though why'll act like she's a 10/10 or something in the looks department. ".

She rushed me. She stripped and we were on the bed together cuddling and I was kissing her on the lips (no tongue) and cheeks and neck, her arms, thighs and ass and tits, etc. , naked together. That's my favorite- the feeling the warmth of hugging a nice young lady who's naked with you in bed. Sucked her tits, , squeezed on her ass, kissed on her body all over. Didn't get to eat her out (was about to try but she stopped me not sure why). Can confirm BTW that she has a Bush. Remembered before going into the session that I didn't want to fuck or even eat pussy (didn't want to get any STD and also my conscience has been hitting as of lately kinda want to stop going to AMPs now.) I was just hyped on the drive over at the chance to meet a hot young lady. My favorite shit anyway is naked cuddling though and grinding and just feeling her legs and ass and kissing on her (I guess fingering pussy isn't my instinctual go-to). Feeling on the nice warm soft skin with my hands, feels so nice. She wouldn't let me have sex when I asked (little head doing the talking after the session started). I think it might have been because my tip was too light. Didn't bring that much with me because I kinda didn't want to do FS. Yeah her performance wasn't very good w / me. She started out into it with some dirty talk and a little bit of moaning while I was kissing her body and she was jerking me off and we were grinding on the bed. We were conversing too she told me her age and birthday (Aug 1996 haha) Then she kinda just wanted me out of there. I noticed her mood shift suddenly. There's this bump on my lip which I hope ain't herpes, so maybe she saw that and was thinking it's herpes and that's why she denied me. She finished me off with a HJ and I finished on her tits while sitting on top of her on the bed.

To answer your second question, I already answered it when I said she's no Jeannie mai or Olivia munn (if you don't know those names google it, they're super hot). Next to them, Amy looks a little plain. But really Amy is nice looking and pretty and sweet but I'm always subconsciously hoping for a smoke show, like model smoke show when I go to AMPs which I don't think will happen. Honestly on second thought though, Amy I think had no makeup on so maybe if she puts on a little makeup like all those models and actresses do, she'd look like them. Because most models in the media, when they have no makeup on, they look like a regular person just like everyone else. Idk. I also really like Asian women with the nice brown skin, and Amy's pretty light skinned. But it was still nice she's wasn't too pale at all and I actually like light skin, any light skin until it starts to look goth. Idk I'm kinda just spit balling my thoughts at the moment, not sure what I think. Amy's pretty and seems nice but didn't meet my hopes and expectations in the looks department. I realize I might be one of those dudes who has overly high expectations and needs to lower the bar. But those smoke shows are out there they do exist. You just have to pay 10's of thousands of dollars for their time LOL (talking about those high end escorts).

**DionHunk** · 10-28-21 12:25

Originally Posted by ThizzleHats [View Original Post]

What does that mean?

She was inside another room staring at monitors showing live CC camera. I don't think the camera was inside the massage rooms.

**ThizzleHats** · 10-28-21 11:26

Originally Posted by DionHunk [View Original Post]

I saw her actively stating the camera screens.

What does that mean?

**MandarinOrange** · 10-28-21 10:29

How about a review Amy's performance. ?

Can you clarify "She was iiiight though why'll act like she's a 10/10 or something in the looks department. ".

Originally Posted by Saxena107 [View Original Post]

I went today and was with the famous Amy. She's nice looking (she's 25 or 26 she said). Was wearing the jean shorts like Daisy Duke (one of the recent posts said that as well). She was iiiight though why'll act like she's a 10/10 or something in the looks department. I've always wanted one of them to look like Jeannie Mai. I've been a lurker on this forum for a little bit, went to 1021 late this summer after hearing the hype. I don't think that the type of women working at AMP's will ever look hot on the level of Jeannie Mai. Or Olivia Munn. Orrrrr idk a lot of the Asian IG content providers / models. Oh well I'm trying to stop this addiction of going to AMP's so maybe hopefully I'm nearing the end of this.

**Saxena107** · 10-27-21 22:29

I went today and was with the famous Amy. She's nice looking (she's 25 or 26 she said). Was wearing the jean shorts like Daisy Duke (one of the recent posts said that as well). She was iiiight though why'll act like she's a 10/10 or something in the looks department. I've always wanted one of them to look like Jeannie Mai. I've been a lurker on this forum for a little bit, went to 1021 late this summer after hearing the hype. I don't think that the type of women working at AMP's will ever look hot on the level of Jeannie Mai. Or Olivia Munn. Orrrrr idk a lot of the Asian IG content providers / models. Oh well I'm trying to stop this addiction of going to AMP's so maybe hopefully I'm nearing the end of this.

**Wiseass** · 10-27-21 22:14

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**Fisherman3** · 10-27-21 15:59

Sasa. Been quite some time, does anyone know where she landed. Pm's ok.

**AsianYumYum** · 10-26-21 23:21

Upstairs and the mamasan will get annoyed and possibly eventually oblige. That's what I used to do and how I got to bang 3 of them there with one that was there the longest and became a regular. She ended up leaving and I heard she worked out of Waltham.

But that was ages ago. I haven't been back there since she left and it's always old granny opening the door and telling me to try her. I always said no thanks and left until I just stopped going. Lady doesn't get the message. Just don't go but call and ask for new girl.

Originally Posted by LongDongTV [View Original Post]

There is a CVS nearby that I parked at when I attempted to go. The walk over from there is a few minutes.

**Jaristas** · 10-26-21 21:38

After a string of poor visits went to sunshine in h20 town for half an hr.

Got a legit massage which was good. Asked for extras when the half was done and the masseur politely told me that not in this place.

I was not disappointed as I did enjoy the massage. Better than getting FS and getting a bucket.

**Saxena107** · 10-26-21 21:28

Originally Posted by HobbyTown50 [View Original Post]

Can confirm earlier reports by folks on spinner. Still there, her name is Amy.

I was following the last few posts talking about the young lady at 3X South. Went there tonight and actually went to Lee's Massage on the third floor by accident. It was an older lady with HE. Can't believe I went to the wrong suite but was in the right building. BTW it's my first time posting.

**HappyDave** · 10-26-21 21:13

Originally Posted by DionHunk [View Original Post]

After reading a review here went to visit Mandarin recently. Unfortunately it was closed. I saw another spa on second floor of the same building. Went inside and looked a bit sketchy. The women who opened the door was not attractive but the mamassan was fairly hot. I saw her actively stating the camera screens. Nice body with medium boobs but a bitchy attitude. Junior responded seeing her and wanted to take the plunge but her attitude made me a bit angry. So,

I left. Anyone tried the mamassan at this place? Is she always so bitchy?

Place has been reliable FS but unreliable in looks. Usually just see two girls, never noticed Moma running things. Place at least use to share a phone number with a nearby AAMP. Acces sux nights and weekends since you need to meet them at the entry door to be let in.

**CbrRider** · 10-26-21 19:57

Went to sunshine. Asked for Lucky. She is cute. By no means a hard body or a fit 20 year old but cute. Massage was good, best I've had in a while. Good tease too. Flipped and her technique was pretty good as well. I enjoyed myself until I tipped 40 and got the pouty face asking for more. There was minimal otc roaming on my part so not sure why she expected more. Just for that reason alone I won't be going back. God it really sucks around these parts now a days.