The Massholes

[AsianYumYum]

This is my first post but I've been hobbying on and off for about 6-7 years. I've been on consistently for the past 2 years. I'm not great at writing long descriptive reviews although I like reading them. Anyways, here goes nothing! Plenty more reviews to come in the future.

I've been here twice this year. Drew Candy both times who is very petite with a bubbly personality. .5 for 30 minutes. Massage was slightly above average but I've had a lot better at other AMPs. She does the standard finish and CBJ. I went with the CBJ both times. She uses the saran wrap for the CBJ which I don't mind. Her CBJ is pretty average.

The first time I went, I only had one other CBJ experience to compare it to so I thought her CBJ was good but after getting multiple CBJs in between my two visits, I realized her CBJ is actually pretty average. It'll do in a pinch but I don't see myself going back there unless I'm in a pinch. Overall damage was 1.4 + . 5.

This has fake written all over it. These parlor accounts are getting more and more desperate by the day with their inflated promotions. Don't fall for it. On and off for 6-7 years eh and this is your first post, ya right. Parlor must be losing money, no clients. How about you get rid of your grannies and keep the prices reasonable maybe you'll see repeated business.

The tied is turning and some of these posts are evidence the parlors are getting bit in the ass. We see about 2 or 3 of these now a week. I can spot, look at them closely and you should be able to from now. They reak of desperateness. 1. 4 for a CBJ? Unless you want to clarify your stupid encrypted language, you're talking about 140 for a CBJ, you think we are that stupid uh, GTFOH.

Continue to boycott mongers, this is looking lovely, parlors creating fake decoys to lure us in but you can tell they're struggling mightily to promote convincingly. Maybe you might hire someone for that. Get us new young pussy, get rid of your grannies and keep the prices fair, maybe you can get business booming again. In the meaning, Stroke hot air.

[Trickster666]

Another Cheeze I'd. The saga continues.

And why this old idiot from Illinois is here? Any ideas?

Could he be CrazyCrouton' sex offender dad?

That's how it goes between them.

Crazy: Gosh, dad, those hoes are wearing me out.

The old moron from Illinois: Pimping aren't easy, son.

[Andir]

Hey moron, I mean CrazyCrouton! I hope that WeiWei flies to Boston from California in style. Is that first or business class? She is a super classy woman and deserves luxurious treatment.

[Andir]

Do you use pads or tampons?

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Go get another golden shower, Jack the bullshitter-in-chief. I know you love those warm streams.

[DMichaels69]

Another Cheeze I'd. The saga continues.

Why would a guy with less than 20 post who just supposedly joined this site looking for pussy be concerned about what I think? Maybe it's because you are Cheezefist? I don't know call me crazy.

Shits too easy dude.

[CrazyCrouton]

Do you use pads or tampons?

Somehow missed this one. And how exactly you came to this conclusion, Jack (I mean Eddie M)?

I just described to you who WeiWei is when you kept insisting that she somehow travels back and forth between Boston and California. It's just saying that some street crack ho flies back and forth across the country. Making up shit is all you do.

Speaking of shit, Jack, why don't you stick to your favorite activity receiving golden showers from Chinese massage providers? Ask them nicely and they may shit on you. I know you will like it.

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[CrazyCrouton]

Wait, I'm confused. Help me out CrazyC. I thought YumYum was your new best friend? But YumYum is Andir?

Why would a guy with less than 20 post who just supposedly joined this site looking for pussy be concerned about what I think? Maybe it's because you are Cheezefist? I don't know call me crazy.

Shits too easy dude.

[Andir]

You definitely have a hatred for the working lady.

Somehow missed this one. And how exactly you came to this conclusion, Jack (I mean Eddie M)?

I just described to you who WeiWei is when you kept insisting that she somehow travels back and forth between Boston and California. It's just saying that some street crack ho flies back and forth across the country. Making up shit is all you do.

Speaking of shit, Jack, why don't you stick to your favorite activity — receiving golden showers from Chinese massage providers? Ask them nicely and they may shit on you. I know you will like it.

[Andir]

I just want to remind you, good people, that everything this moron CrazyCrouton "reviews" is BS. Everything is fake. No exceptions.

He has no idea who WeiWei is. No, he didn't fuck Prospect Ella ever. There is no an AAMP with 20-year-old Japanese providers in the Boston area.

Fuck this stupid retard with a big wooden dildo.

[No Cheater]

You've been so consumed with your Asian Yum Yum handle that you've completely ignored so many of your other ones.

You're slacking Ms. Andir.

KUDOS to you Crouton, I am good with you going forward dude, no more quarrels with you dude. I will go to bat for you from now on. Continue to do what you do as this opens doors for the next mongers to get a better experience. You are putting in work unlike others, your action is detrimental to what others should follow to make this a better hobby for all of us to enjoy. This man gets my respect.

Wait, I'm confused. Help me out CrazyC. I thought YumYum was your new best friend? But YumYum is Andir?

[AsianYumYum]

(My first) Review: (so please give pointers and sorry if I mess something up).

Walk ins accepted, better to make appt if it is going to be rush hour.

Locale: in office building, second floor, plenty of parking. Tall bushes surround the building for some added privacy.

Standard house fee, .6 HE, 1.0 CBJ.

Provider: 26 yo Chinese, at least b cup, nice butt. No mask needed, face average.

Massage: very nice and strong, actually solid techniques. She gets on the table and your head is in between her thighs for part of the massage. She is ok with touch, but not under cloths. Does standard tease towards end, and on flip, motions for HE or CBJ. Very nice technique with HE, (didn't want CBJ). Afterwards, she cleans you up, and covers you up in warm blanket and finishes with the massage of head and front. Been there twice, not a full menu sadly.

Imo a bit pricey for HE, but location and services are clean and convenient, so likely will revisit.

I CAN TELL YOU WITH 100% CLAIM THAT THIS POST IS A LIE AND WAS POSTED BY ONE OF THE PARLOR AGENTS TRYING TO BRING IN BUSINESS. Those prices are wrong and a lie and never been suck at that place. Never all the bullshit jibberish description posted, I didn't even bother reading it because I know it's garbage.

THAT PLACE DOES NOT OFFER YOU SHIT, DON'T FALL FOR IT, they're just trying to lure you in. This is the norm now with parlors losing business, creating fake accounts and posting all this bullshit to cause inflation to get you to buy in. Know these accounts when you spots them, they are spanking brand new giving you such intimate details, they'll tell you they had another account but lost it or needed to use this one.

This place DOES NOT OFFER SHIT. WASTE OF TIME. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.

[Andir]

Stop trying to bury our conversation with your bunnymeat handle. That shits not going to work. So listen you fucking fraud ceunt. The more you post the more you sound like the female that you are. You definitely have a hatred for the working lady. I know you try to hide it but when you get all in your feelings and emotions it comes out as clear as day. LOL! So answer the question.

Do you use pads or tampons? Are you still mad at me for helping cause the banning of your cherished Cheezefist handle?

You've been so consumed with your Asian Yum Yum handle that you've completely ignored so many of your other ones.

Tcollins.

Slick Willy.

Dentistbob.

OldtimerMA.

Trickster666.

Mattis.

Al Capone.

Etc etc.

You're slacking Ms. Andir.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Fucking idiot. You are clueless. Fuck you and bye.

[CrazyCrouton]

Hey, little faggot, aka CrazyCrouton. Do you actually know who WeiWei is? In case you don't, WeiWei is the lowest level ho who was barebacking (CIP included) everyone who wanted it for years. It was a miracle for her that she still was an AMP prostitute and wasn't sucking dick for 20-40 dollars somewhere in the dark alley. Who in his right mind would pay for her trips to California and back to Boston? LOL!

And yes, I have her contact but for a some unrelated to cock sucking reason.

Stop trying to bury our conversation with your bunnymeat handle. That shits not going to work. So listen you fucking fraud ceunt. The more you post the more you sound like the female that you are. You definitely have a hatred for the working lady. I know you try to hide it but when you get all in your feelings and emotions it comes out as clear as day. LOL! So answer the question.

Do you use pads or tampons? Are you still mad at me for helping cause the banning of your cherished Cheezefist handle?

You've been so consumed with your Asian Yum Yum handle that you've completely ignored so many of your other ones.

Tcollins.

Slick Willy.

Dentistbob.

OldtimerMA.

Trickster666.

Mattis.

Al Capone.

Etc etc.

You're slacking Ms. Andir.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[BunnyMeat]

If you knew about the Judge's injunction, you conveniently left that piece of information out. Leaving the impression that WeChat actually was banned for a period of time. That's why I responded, just to clarify that no Ban took place. Whether it should be banned, is a whole different issue. India seems to be taking the threat of Cyber Security more seriously.

Your Welcome! Not Chinese or a Lawyer, just interested in accurate information.

I am not banned on Google, believe it or not. Can read too.

You are one annoying moralizing motherfucker, aren't you? You sure sound like one.

[DMichaels69]

Thank you for once again being the voice of reason.

Your post is inaccurate. It would lead the casual reader to believe that WeChat was banned or "effectively banned" for a period of time before the New Administration lifted the ban. The DJT Executive Order banning WeChat never went into effect. A Federal Judge issued an injunction against DJT's Executive Order from taking effect.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/20/b...echat-ban.html

No Ban of WeChat ever occurred! The injunction remained in effect, while it was tied up in Court and the New Administration reversed DJT's Executive Order. Thereby making the whole Court Case moot. WeChat's US users never experienced a shutdown of service in this country, unlike India.

Since you "stay away" from WeChat, it's obvious you didn't have a clue whether a shutdown of WeChat in this country ever occurred. Please get your facts straight before posting!