The Massholes

[Mattis1775]

Cheeze created this handle shortly after he lost both of his Cheezefist and Olgary handles at the end of last year. He has a mass a total of 900 post in that short time. Look at the amazing feats of this individual. Do you want to know about Brockton? You want to know about escorts? You want to know about street walkers? I use the term do you want to know loosely. Where do you think he gets all this information? I can tell you it's from the numerous other handles he has asking questions through PMs and posts. Beware of this cocksucker he's out there to spread misinformation. You're welcome.

Yes, I have a follower of my posts. You're pretty much down right scary man, following me on different forums. You follow me around in NMS or something? I wish I had multiple handles like you do. But, one is enough. That's too much work to write to myself all the time.

[Wiseass]

DumDum on another rant and rave about phony parlor accounts. Yes, there are shills from time to time, but his phoney parlor accounts is a new twist. I found this interesting though. Two new accounts appeared and DumDum called them fake and phoney parlor accounts. The names are LongDongTV and Pornicasian.

(My first) Review: (so please give pointers and sorry if I mess something up)...........Standard house fee, .6 HE, 1.0 CBJ...........Imo a bit pricey for HE, but location and services are clean and convenient, so likely will revisit.

I CAN TELL YOU WITH 100% CLAIM THAT THIS POST IS A LIE AND WAS POSTED BY ONE OF THE PARLOR AGENTS TRYING TO BRING IN BUSINESS. Those prices are wrong and a lie and never been suck at that place..........THAT PLACE DOES NOT OFFER YOU SHIT, DON'T FALL FOR IT..........creating fake accounts..........YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.

This is my first post but I've been hobbying on and off for about 6-7 years. I've been on consistently for the past 2 years. I'm not great at writing long descriptive reviews although I like reading them...........I've been here twice this year. Drew Candy both times.......... She does the standard finish and CBJ. I went with the CBJ both times........... Overall damage was 1.4 + . 5.

This has fake written all over it. These parlor accounts are getting more and more desperate by the day with their inflated promotions. Don't fall for it. On and off for 6-7 years eh and this is your first post, ya right. ..........

First thing that struck me is that both of their first posts were on Mystic in Quincy. LongDongTV's post was not current. Candy is gone and started at 120 for nude CBJ, but would settle for 100 for the deed. So that post is wrong on the amount and on someone no longer there. Pornicasian at least got the amount correct, but I question whether his provider is valid. Never heard of an AMP Girl calling herself Angel. There are 2 there now, both short and petite, and one had midget features (Guess Who). Furthermore, what I found interesting is one replied to the other's post about Braintree Clinical to back it up.

Locale: busy downtown south Btree,.........It's the first floor of a Victorian. Upkeep could be better but not run down by any means............house is 0. 7 he is 0. 4 with option for provider to take all top and pull down pants for additional 0. 3..........Says she's 30 but looks more like 40+. AA cup, thing, some butt..........Not sure if I want to go back just because the provider didn't see. Too attractive. For legit massage maybe I will return.

This used to be one of my regular spots. Out of the 4-5 providers I've had there in the last 3 years, they all gave a good legit massage. The most for HE I ever got was the standard finish with UTC up top and down below.

Now this is the real kicker! LongDongTV posts on 299 Newport in Quincy. Then DumDum replies to that post giving his worldly advice to LongDongTV. Wait a minute, didn't DumDum say that new member was a Fake Parlor account? Oh he must have forgot about that! He had to reply to give the post some validity and the post gave DumDum an opportunity to rant and spout his wordly knowledge. You think it would end there, but Pornicasian replies to DumDum. Didn't DumDum call that new member a Fake Parlor account? Yes he did! Why reply to someone that called you a Fake? Then to complete the Circle Jerk, LongDongTV replies to Pornicasian's post, to solve his parking problem.

Anyone been here lately in Q town? Previous posts on this place indicate a good time can be had but I've attempted to go on both floors 3 separate times and couldn't get in. Confirmed they are not busy over the phone (called them a few minutes before arriving) but when I show up, they are magically busy. The likelihood of someone else showing up to both places right before I go in all 3 times just isn't likely...........

They are never busy, in fact, so much so, one time I saw practically 3 of the parlor girls sitting outside just passing the breeze. Nothing decent to look at, they look so lazy and don't even dress the part, just wearing probably whatever they saw fit when they got out of bed...........Avoid both places like many others with grannies and they'll eventually go away.

Yeah I went there two weeks ago on Wednesday. Went to the first floor one. Door locked, which is always good, and they open after you ring. Only one person was working there 50+ in age, so I opted for just a legit massage that costed 0. 6 and a tip. The place is old, the walls of rooms don't go up to the ceiling, so no privacy. Definitely won't revisit. Parking also is a pain because you have to park on a sketch st in the back of the building, since all other parking around the place is 30 min parking.

There is a CVS nearby that I parked at when I attempted to go. The walk over from there is a few minutes.

So there you have it! DumDum calling these 2 new members fake Parlor accounts, yet all 3 posting and replying to each other! So does that look like DumDum's accusation of fake Parlor accounts? Considering the Make Believe World of DumDum and his track record, I'd say yes, they're fake accounts, but they are DumDum's fake accounts. Look at the names of the accounts. First there's LongDongTV. Now really, Long+Dong+TV which is obviously DumDum's paying tribute to his desire for his Ladyboy friends. Definitely a DumDum name! Then we have Pornicasian, which is a concatonation of pornicate+asian which is DumDum watching his Asian Ladyboy porn movies and doing the only thing he knows how to do.

I'm going to coin a new term and call them "Puppet Accounts", in this case with DumDum as the Puppetmaster. It was only a matter of time for DumDum to generate fake "Puppet Accounts". That way he can carry on conversations with himself and feel relevant. He wouldn't be the first person to have "Puppet Accounts".

[Andir]

Do you use tampons or pads?.

LOL! Useless piece of shit, posting fake after fake after fake. Everything you post is made up. Everything is 100% BS. That’s amazing. Are you a schizophrenic or something?

[CrazyCrouton]

Do you use tampons or pads?

Little you know. OG is still active.

But that's not the point the point is that you are a nut job. Making up everything you post. I mean, everything. So sad.

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[CrazyCrouton]

Is there a way to save a post to a "favorites list" or something similar. I'd like to have quick access to a few posts without having to search for them (or remember what to search for).

LB.

I really appreciate that. I do have some gems if I say so myself.

[Andir]

Cheeze created this handle shortly after he lost both of his Cheezefist and Olgary handles at the end of last year. He has a mass a total of 900 post in that short time. Look at the amazing feats of this individual. Do you want to know about Brockton? You want to know about escorts? You want to know about street walkers? I use the term do you want to know loosely. Where do you think he gets all this information? I can tell you it's from the numerous other handles he has asking questions through PMs and posts. Beware of this cocksucker he's out there to spread misinformation. You're welcome.

Little you know. OG is still active.

But that's not the point — the point is that you are a nut job. Making up everything you post. I mean, everything. So sad.

[LikesBikes]

Is there a way to save a post to a "favorites list" or something similar. I'd like to have quick access to a few posts without having to search for them (or remember what to search for).

LB.

[CrazyCrouton]

Cheeze created this handle shortly after he lost both of his Cheezefist and Olgary handles at the end of last year. He has a mass a total of 900 post in that short time. Look at the amazing feats of this individual. Do you want to know about Brockton? You want to know about escorts? You want to know about street walkers? I use the term do you want to know loosely. Where do you think he gets all this information? I can tell you it's from the numerous other handles he has asking questions through PMs and posts. Beware of this cocksucker he's out there to spread misinformation. You're welcome.

[AsianYumYum]

This is my first post but I've been hobbying on and off for about 6-7 years. I've been on consistently for the past 2 years. I'm not great at writing long descriptive reviews although I like reading them. Anyways, here goes nothing! Plenty more reviews to come in the future.

I've been here twice this year. Drew Candy both times who is very petite with a bubbly personality. .5 for 30 minutes. Massage was slightly above average but I've had a lot better at other AMPs. She does the standard finish and CBJ. I went with the CBJ both times. She uses the saran wrap for the CBJ which I don't mind. Her CBJ is pretty average.

The first time I went, I only had one other CBJ experience to compare it to so I thought her CBJ was good but after getting multiple CBJs in between my two visits, I realized her CBJ is actually pretty average. It'll do in a pinch but I don't see myself going back there unless I'm in a pinch. Overall damage was 1.4 + . 5.

This has fake written all over it. These parlor accounts are getting more and more desperate by the day with their inflated promotions. Don't fall for it. On and off for 6-7 years eh and this is your first post, ya right. Parlor must be losing money, no clients. How about you get rid of your grannies and keep the prices reasonable maybe you'll see repeated business.

The tied is turning and some of these posts are evidence the parlors are getting bit in the ass. We see about 2 or 3 of these now a week. I can spot, look at them closely and you should be able to from now. They reak of desperateness. 1. 4 for a CBJ? Unless you want to clarify your stupid encrypted language, you're talking about 140 for a CBJ, you think we are that stupid uh, GTFOH.

Continue to boycott mongers, this is looking lovely, parlors creating fake decoys to lure us in but you can tell they're struggling mightily to promote convincingly. Maybe you might hire someone for that. Get us new young pussy, get rid of your grannies and keep the prices fair, maybe you can get business booming again. In the meaning, Stroke hot air.

[Trickster666]

Another Cheeze I'd. The saga continues.

And why this old idiot from Illinois is here? Any ideas?

Could he be CrazyCrouton' sex offender dad?

That's how it goes between them.

Crazy: Gosh, dad, those hoes are wearing me out.

The old moron from Illinois: Pimping aren't easy, son.

[Andir]

Hey moron, I mean CrazyCrouton! I hope that WeiWei flies to Boston from California in style. Is that first or business class? She is a super classy woman and deserves luxurious treatment.

[Andir]

Do you use pads or tampons?

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Go get another golden shower, Jack the bullshitter-in-chief. I know you love those warm streams.

[DMichaels69]

Another Cheeze I'd. The saga continues.

Why would a guy with less than 20 post who just supposedly joined this site looking for pussy be concerned about what I think? Maybe it's because you are Cheezefist? I don't know call me crazy.

Shits too easy dude.

[CrazyCrouton]

Do you use pads or tampons?

Somehow missed this one. And how exactly you came to this conclusion, Jack (I mean Eddie M)?

I just described to you who WeiWei is when you kept insisting that she somehow travels back and forth between Boston and California. It's just saying that some street crack ho flies back and forth across the country. Making up shit is all you do.

Speaking of shit, Jack, why don't you stick to your favorite activity receiving golden showers from Chinese massage providers? Ask them nicely and they may shit on you. I know you will like it.

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[CrazyCrouton]

Wait, I'm confused. Help me out CrazyC. I thought YumYum was your new best friend? But YumYum is Andir?

Why would a guy with less than 20 post who just supposedly joined this site looking for pussy be concerned about what I think? Maybe it's because you are Cheezefist? I don't know call me crazy.

Shits too easy dude.