Massage Parlor Reports

**Zizix** · 10-22-21 16:59

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .

The one on lombard or Killingworth by then just at 82nd in the portland meadows OTB / poker room is the girls next door espresso they will if you ask for the naughty special $20 topless and $40 pretty much nude showing off the tasty bits and that includes your coffee or what ever drink you order in that price otherwise its $7 just for a drink I have partakin a couple times trying to warm up to a couple girls to see if I could get a little after hours fun but have not had any luck usually drive my semi truck in for coffe in the early AM if I'm not attached to a trailer some nice girls in there.

**NamesteRay** · 10-22-21 13:00

Sounds like promising place, but your description is vague. All I good gather is your were on the west side. More hints to where this gem is, please.

Originally Posted by Weste503 [View Original Post]

I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!.

**NamesteRay** · 10-22-21 12:54

The amount of skin is dependent on the place. I find the independent places more willing to give a show or be more revealing.

I look at the IG or Twitter pages to get an idea of what expect. The coffee is is a little higher in cost. Some Will ask if you want it "naughty" 20 - 40. I have seen some some providers on boards who have photos that are clearly in a coffee stand. So there may be some crossover.

Maybe there be separate topic thread for this subject. Food for thought.

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .

**Dexxzy** · 10-22-21 11:20

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .

That is more or less the usual business model. Coffee is normal priced, but you can tip whatever.

However, there are some TNA girls that were / are bikini barista girls. Obviously any hookup is off-hours.

**Phantxtc** · 10-22-21 09:42

Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .

**JaySteeze** · 10-22-21 07:49

Originally Posted by WestSidePunter [View Original Post]

In all honesty, I've considered it, but I am completely sure I'm going to walk in to a couple of grandmas. I would love someone to prove me wrong.

Stopped in last night to check just that. Was met by a late 30's maybe 40's lady. Red top, black skirt pretty hot. Nice rack, nice body. They seemed busy but she was grabby and let me grab all over her. Told her I go get more money, she lit up and said ohhh I do very good for you. So. We will see how that pans out in the near future.

Oh and I didn't catch a name.

**Weste503** · 10-21-21 18:15

I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!

BBBJ, then donned a jacket and CG, RCG. Finished mish, with her ankles on my shoulders. I'm not used to a provider being so vocal, and at one point I was worried about the noise. Of note, she has an extremely sexy thigh tattoo of a cherry blossom. Once I finished, which was admittedly quick she looked pouty, but I didn't have another round in me. 120, and a swat on my ass as I was leaving.

HIGHS.

Good massage.

Energetic and sexy.

Lows.

Difficult negotiations.

Location.

Would repeat.

**ORTailBlazer** · 10-21-21 15:24

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

We have a winner for the most explicit ad on RubRatings. They've had NURU in their listing for a long time but recently have gone way beyond that.

From the text in their ad:

O Best date EVER Guaranteed.
O Very Beautiful.
O Great conversationalist, very well spoken.
O Young sweet busty
O Real Hot Body to body nuru massage.
O Girlfriend Experience.
O 6.9 lick kiss
O B.B.J.
O Hot Nake NuRu.
O Four Hands.
O Always play safe.
O No rush. Let's be adult.
O Do Whatever you Want.

And from text embedded in the pictures:

O Show me your tongue skills on my boobs.
O anal.
O BBFS.
O wet.
O Come on, suck my big pink nipples, finger my wet warm "kitty".
O NURU Massage.
O Ass hole licking.
O want to try how my mouth feel?
O Any position you want to Pound me.
O Ready for GFE and X0X0.

Here's the ad: https://portland.rubratings.com/235149.

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

I seen this from Q wellness in the area as well and I was tempted to go in there and show them before a tip see if they are ok with it. LOL. I have been to Q wellness and some of it is but never asked for specifics. Might pull out the ad and say this is all done here it says see how it goes LOL.

**BLorenzo651** · 10-21-21 14:49

Fellow hobbyists,

I am visiting Portland this weekend and would like to sample the local MPs. There seem to be way too many options to choose from. Would appreciate if I could get some direction to narrow down my search. TIA!

**Amp Guide** · 10-21-21 13:47

We would all be rich. Never seen a girl in the ad match what is there. You would win the lottery first.

That said. If its too good to be true IT IS no free lunch out there.

Only true Nuru I have gotten was private providers and a trip to Bondi beach on Lee street Google it.

I used to have a provider who did great body slides. OMG she was super hard bodied and nothing like her sliding up and down you while you lay on your back looking at a perfect peach. I am still stuck on the old times of great girls you could find on CL. Now social media has too many scammers its not worth the time.

Also use caution as some Hotel AAmps can be set ups for LE.

Not like they have any other criminals to catch.

Have a great windy day guys.

Gems are out there. Just have to find them.

**WestSidePunter** · 10-21-21 13:27

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

In all honesty, I've considered it, but I am completely sure I'm going to walk in to a couple of grandmas. I would love someone to prove me wrong.

**Trumpeter** · 10-21-21 12:21

We have a winner for the most explicit ad on RubRatings. They've had NURU in their listing for a long time but recently have gone way beyond that.

From the text in their ad:

O Best date EVER Guaranteed.
O Very Beautiful.
O Great conversationalist, very well spoken.
O Young sweet busty
O Real Hot Body to body nuru massage.
O Girlfriend Experience.
O 6.9 lick kiss
O B.B.J.
O Hot Nake NuRu.
O Four Hands.
O Always play safe.
O No rush. Let's be adult.
O Do Whatever you Want.

And from text embedded in the pictures:

O Show me your tongue skills on my boobs.
O anal.
O BBFS.
O wet.
O Come on, suck my big pink nipples, finger my wet warm "kitty".
O NURU Massage.
O Ass hole licking.
O want to try how my mouth feel?
O Any position you want to Pound me.
O Ready for GFE and X0X0.

Here's the ad: https://portland.rubratings.com/235149.

The explicit ads of a place in Vancouver were discussed here but they were nothing compared to this place and their ads have tamed down. I doubt any of these things are actually provided and it's likely the girls don't even know what's being advertised, but I'm also guessing the ads are bringing in some business. Has anyone been there?

**WarpFactor69** · 10-21-21 09:44

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

Need to clean your emails man LOL.

Done, apologies.

**Drex Diggler2** · 10-21-21 08:34

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Bait and switch. Asked for Anna, I then drive there. Girl with mask greets me, but doesn't look like Anna. I say I wanted to see Anna, she points to herself, says I'm Anna, grabs my hand, takes me to room. On the way, I notice a pair of shoes in front of one of the doors, which is Anna's trademark. I say to the girl, you're not Anna. She says no I'm Lulu, Anna busy.

I left.

BTW, any of you gentlemen get fs there? Send a message if you don't wish to post.

Need to clean your emails man LOL.

**CMike** · 10-20-21 17:33

I will be in Astoria for about a month for work, and I honestly know nothing about Oregon beyond Portland. This seemed to be the most active location and I'm just wondering if someone could direct me where to look in the Astoria area for some adult fun. I found a strip club (Annies Saloon), but I will need more than that. AMP would be ideal, but an escort with an incall could also be ok. If anyone has some advice it would be appreciated.