Escort Reports

**Prince Hal** · 08-19-07 20:25

Originally Posted by Mondoelvis

While searching tia I found this;

http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?ID=22743

How trustworthy is this site?

I have found that site to be fairly reliable, although it's of limited use unless you subscribe.

**WebDog** · 08-19-07 19:17

Originally Posted by MeatMan

Another one. I kinda like this mature woman. Bet she can suck a mean one!
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/400580093.html
Has anyone had her services?..Love to know. Got a gut feeling that they're through the roof..Someone TOFFT!..Please?

I have not TOFFT and can't speak form personal experience, but I have it on decent authority she is way over priced and light on service. She is older than these pictures imply; she is at least 50 but I think probably older (closer to 60). She is an old hooker (Not MILF -- truly old) who knows how to market herself and play on the enigma factor just as you pick-up on; "she must know what she is doing",etc. But I have found that older and bargain service don't coincide, but the older the more likely they are to be ROBs. In her case, I think she is just as a good scam artist who is skilled for getting paid a lot more than merited by her age and quality of service.

BTW - here is her site: http://www.oldernlace.com/

She says on there everything is "very current" but I recall seeing the same pictures at least 5 years ago, maybe as long ago as the 1990s. She has been around for a long time (and I mean a loooong time by provider standards).

**MeatMan** · 08-19-07 16:07

Originally Posted by Viejo

...that neither MM or I know the meaning of GFE, I submit that you may have missed the point, which was more along the line of speculation as to just what the woman in question meant in her description of her offering. You're on target with the definition - unfortunately, a lot of providers have varying interpretations of how a GFE is to be delivered, and someone who claims to offer a GFE often falls short of our hopes/expectations. Since in her advertisement she priced GFE at 50 bucks more than NON-GFE, that begs the question: What differs in her delivery? Is it a good GFE - that is, enthusiastically delivered, with at least some believability - or is it passive and not inspirational? From the tone of her ad, I suspect the latter.

To me it sounds like one of those commercials where they sell you something that's pleasing to the eye but, they don't mention the hidden fees. This is what I got from looking at her post. Case in point?..PASS!

Moving foward, I gave this girl a call to inquire about her services..

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/399369864.html

FS and gr**k for 3 benjamins?....PASS!. She's aint* all that and I sure as hell wasn't going to waste my time to negotiate. I can pay it but, She looks more like SW than anything Plus, she's not so professional on the phone. I smell barricuda!

Another one. I kinda like this mature woman. Bet she can suck a mean one!

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/400580093.html

Has anyone had her services?..Love to know. Got a gut feeling that they're through the roof..Someone TOFFT!..Please?

**Monger Elvis** · 08-19-07 14:26

Originally Posted by MeatMan

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/399016996.html

While searching tia I found this;

http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?ID=22743

How trustworthy is this site?

**Italian Monkey** · 08-19-07 10:24

It is surely a hit and miss with an escort, wether you are going through the phoenix, going through cl, or reading the forum here. Its best to try and get as many reviews as possible in the provider you are seeking. And balance the negative with the good. Take it from there and meet your provider first somewhere. Then decide where your going to go.

**Cruiser D** · 08-19-07 10:18

I agree with most. Any escort that has different rates for GFE and non-GFE will be a bad experience.

**Viejo** · 08-18-07 18:37

Originally Posted by Boston Guy 57

GFE=Girlfriend expereince and usually means Kissing, DATY and BBBJ are included as part of the experience. NonGFE means "I will let you fuck me and then you will leave".

...that neither MM or I know the meaning of GFE, I submit that you may have missed the point, which was more along the line of speculation as to just what the woman in question meant in her description of her offering. You're on target with the definition - unfortunately, a lot of providers have varying interpretations of how a GFE is to be delivered, and someone who claims to offer a GFE often falls short of our hopes/expectations. Since in her advertisement she priced GFE at 50 bucks more than NON-GFE, that begs the question: What differs in her delivery? Is it a good GFE - that is, enthusiastically delivered, with at least some believability - or is it passive and not inspirational? From the tone of her ad, I suspect the latter.

**Boston Guy 57** · 08-18-07 16:19

GFE=Girlfriend expereince and usually means Kissing, DATY and BBBJ are included as part of the experience. NonGFE means "I will let you fuck me and then you will leave".

Originally Posted by MeatMan

What is an 1/2hr -100(NON-GFE)This is an all inclusive appt but NOT GFE?. It sounds like she just shows up, you ad more for her service....and that's it for a benjamin. Someone school me please. Sounds like a hook line.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/399016996.html

**Viejo** · 08-17-07 17:25

Originally Posted by MeatMan

What is an 1/2hr -100(NON-GFE)This is an all inclusive appt but NOT GFE?. It sounds like she just shows up, you ad more for her service....and that's it for a benjamin. Someone school me please. Sounds like a hook line.

...I think you've got it right - like the plumber, who charges a fixed amount for showing up, it sounds to me as though the 100 is for some minimum level of service...if you want GFE for that half hour, it's gonna cost you 50 more. I'm betting that with the amount of structure in her offerings, she's not gonna be that great, and that her "GFE" will be robotic. Of course, we have to admit that you never know for sure...

**MeatMan** · 08-17-07 14:50

What is an 1/2hr -100(NON-GFE)This is an all inclusive appt but NOT GFE?. It sounds like she just shows up, you ad more for her service....and that's it for a benjamin. Someone school me please. Sounds like a hook line.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/399016996.html

**WebDog** · 08-15-07 21:57

Originally Posted by DeadCats

It has absolutely nothing to do with mongering. I also am a cat person I have several it is just an old nick name. It is not meant to offend you or anyone else.

O.K. 'nuff said.

**DeadCats** · 08-15-07 09:03

Originally Posted by WebDog

what the fuck is up with your handle? That is sick and has nothing to do with mongering (I hope).

The Dog is cat people and doesn't dig that.

It has absolutely nothing to do with mongering. I also am a cat person I have several it is just an old nick name. It is not meant to offend you or anyone else.