Massage Parlor Reports

[BigLuber]

Question for the boys. What I did do wrong? Wasn't really looking for activities, but curious as to why it wasn't offered.

Walk into the parlor and ask for half hour massage. Pay, then guided into a room where I strip to my boxers and lie down.

Next time, get totally naked, and when she comes back into the room be sitting up on the massage table with a full on boner inviting her to grab it.

Then if she smiles and moves in close, you know FS is on the menu.

[HotBoss]

Question for the boys. What I did do wrong? Wasn't really looking for activities, but curious as to why it wasn't offered.

Walk into the parlor and ask for half hour massage. Pay, then guided into a room where I strip to my boxers and lie down. Lady comes in and asks if I want soft or hard massage. Shit, I have never been massaged so I said hard, I need it. Massages for 30 minutes, finishes and says thank you. Right before I exit the building she declares "tip for 30 minutes" I didn't even see her there, some serious stealth this lady has. I had won some money at the casino so I give her a 20 and dip.

Side question, do I tip at the end for a vanilla massage too?

You said that you stripped to your boxers. Game Over! This told the therapist that you don't want anything more that a massage.

Spend a few hours reading the massage forum in multiple cities and get an education before you waste any more money, unless you just want a more of what you got on your first visit.

[ChocoTaco93]

Question for the boys. What I did do wrong? Wasn't really looking for activities, but curious as to why it wasn't offered.

Walk into the parlor and ask for half hour massage. Pay, then guided into a room where I strip to my boxers and lie down. Lady comes in and asks if I want soft or hard massage. Shit, I have never been massaged so I said hard, I need it. Massages for 30 minutes, finishes and says thank you. Right before I exit the building she declares "tip for 30 minutes" I didn't even see her there, some serious stealth this lady has. I had won some money at the casino so I give her a 20 and dip.

Side question, do I tip at the end for a vanilla massage too?

[BigLuber]

Hells yeahh! Would be hilarious if you upload a small video clip with the green beard edit.

I use to do full length videos with SWers in my Hollywood apt years ago, I'd interview the girl then introduce her to my dick.

But sadly there are low level mongers around on this forum who for what ever reason, spite, envy, or just plain stupidity, that will recognize the girl from a previous encounter, or meet her later and say something like "I saw your videos on line."

Causing the girl to freak out and get paranoid and not trusting anyone any more.

So, to prove to the newbies that it's possible to find attractive Asian women that are friendly and reasonably priced, here's some screen shots and a short video that does not reveal who she is or where I'm at, unless you recognize the decor, which has all been changed by now.

https://jmp.sh/mi0AQLE

[Stormz]

100% agree, I work like an animal M-F and when the week end finally arrives, I may just need to have a nice Chinese lady FS me and finish the time with some hard massage.

No more wife or girl friend, they are just a big hole in my pocket and not worth the price of their companionship to me anymore.

I've got several AMP ladies ph numbers, I only call them or the parlor office phone on my Google Voice app, I don't need them knowing where I live, or what my last name is. (all your info, minus your SSN can be searched up because your cell phone carrier account does not protect your data).

And I prefer not to explore the possibility of socializing with any AMP ladies outside the business either.

Even though I've met a couple of them shopping in Publix while I was there, I just say hi.

I like to do relations on my own terms these days and visiting an AMP when I'm in the mood for it works for me.

Hells yeahh! Would be hilarious if you upload a small video clip with the green beard edit.

[BigLuber]

On point with that your appearance / hygiene is so so important. I'm 29,6'1 and I treat it like a super important date. I spend a good while grooming myself and cleaning up. I also apply I nice body moisturizer that smells great. I've had countless of girls exchange numbers and even want to date outside the massage parlor. I've refrained from that as I just do this for a bit of excitement / fun I have no plans to get more involved.

100% agree, I work like an animal M-F and when the week end finally arrives, I may just need to have a nice Chinese lady FS me and finish the time with some hard massage.

No more wife or girl friend, they are just a big hole in my pocket and not worth the price of their companionship to me anymore.

I've got several AMP ladies ph numbers, I only call them or the parlor office phone on my Google Voice app, I don't need them knowing where I live, or what my last name is. (all your info, minus your SSN can be searched up because your cell phone carrier account does not protect your data).

And I prefer not to explore the possibility of socializing with any AMP ladies outside the business either.

Even though I've met a couple of them shopping in Publix while I was there, I just say hi.

I like to do relations on my own terms these days and visiting an AMP when I'm in the mood for it works for me.

[BigLuber]

She did have nice teeth, didn't notice the gum line, but did notice the teeth since a lot of these girls have crooked teeth, I was surprised to see them so straight.

Honestly, her demand for more money, attitude, and world's shittiest massage were all such a turn off that I'd rather one of the other girls there that always smile and rub up on you the second you walk in the door.

Yup, Yoyo has nice straight teeth. And yes, she likes to make demands and try to hustle her clients.

I've banged Yoyo a couple of times and the first thing I noticed is that I need to take charge and tell her how it's going to go or there's no money in it for her.

First when she comes back in the room, I let her know, no panties, then it's a Ben to start and it could end there if she's cot compliant.

I hold all the money till we are done and she's not telling me anything about how she's going to service me.

So, you are correct in that the other not as attractive but much friendlier girls there are the better option because selfish girls like Yoyo can spoil the whole reason you went there in the first place.

[Rolly Polly]

On point with that your appearance / hygiene is so so important. I'm 29,6'1 and I treat it like a super important date. I spend a good while grooming myself and cleaning up. I also apply I nice body moisturizer that smells great. I've had countless of girls exchange numbers and even want to date outside the massage parlor. I've refrained from that as I just do this for a bit of excitement / fun I have no plans to get more involved.

That's why don't date them outside of the massage parlor? Not because they got rammed 10 times before you walked in the door and will get rammed another 10 after your "date"? 😬.

[Rolly Polly]

Sounds like you may have encountered Yoyo. She has a really sexy little body. And she does does have mood swings, good days and not so good days.

I've banged her hard I think three times over the last year or so.

Did she have nice teeth but with a discoloration around the gum line? Yoyo has the dental mold thing going on around her teeth, it's not super noticeable, but I take in every aspect of a girl's appearance so I make a note of it.

I do have her personal Cell #.

She did have nice teeth, didn't notice the gum line, but did notice the teeth since a lot of these girls have crooked teeth, I was surprised to see them so straight.

Honestly, her demand for more money, attitude, and world's shittiest massage were all such a turn off that I'd rather one of the other girls there that always smile and rub up on you the second you walk in the door.

[PeaPoddy2106]

On point with that your appearance / hygiene is so so important. I'm 29,6'1 and I treat it like a super important date. I spend a good while grooming myself and cleaning up. I also apply I nice body moisturizer that smells great. I've had countless of girls exchange numbers and even want to date outside the massage parlor. I've refrained from that as I just do this for a bit of excitement / fun I have no plans to get more involved.

I would start by Google searching Asian massage in your zip code, head out at 9 am, Sat or Sun morning and start with the ones closest to your home and work outward.

Don't drop money if she's not cute, upfront friendly and dressed to get undressed so you know FS is going to happen.

Then try asking her if you can pull off the condom and finish BB, promise to be a gentleman and pull out to shoot your load on her belly or ass.

Next visit you can tip up for a Bare Back pull out fuck. I've talked about offering her an incentive here before.

A good ploy is to offer her 100 plus a tip.

[BigLuber]

Yesterday I was in the mood for some Oriental box and decided to go back to the Asian Holisitic Spa in Ives Dairy. It's on the north side, in the one story office complex. Most of you know it, I think.

Seemed like there was only one lady working, she both greated me and attended to me for the session. She was a hot Chinese girl (didn't ask her name) with a smokin' body. However her attitude was a bit sour, for lack of a better word.

Sounds like you may have encountered Yoyo. She has a really sexy little body. And she does does have mood swings, good days and not so good days.

I've banged her hard I think three times over the last year or so.

Did she have nice teeth but with a discoloration around the gum line? Yoyo has the dental mold thing going on around her teeth, it's not super noticeable, but I take in every aspect of a girl's appearance so I make a note of it.

I do have her personal Cell #.

[Rolly Polly]

Yesterday I was in the mood for some Oriental box and decided to go back to the Asian Holisitic Spa in Ives Dairy. It's on the north side, in the one story office complex. Most of you know it, I think.

Seemed like there was only one lady working, she both greated me and attended to me for the session. She was a hot Chinese girl (didn't ask her name) with a smokin' body. However her attitude was a bit sour, for lack of a better word.

So much so that I wondered if it was going to be a quick jack session or a lackluster FS session, but I was sure it wasn't going to be great.

The massage was probably the worst massage I ever had at one of these places. AMPs are known for what they do best and massages is not on that list. This particular one was abnormally horrendous. Almost to the point of uncomfortable pain.

Thankfully she only massaged me for about 5 minutes then moved onto the teasing.

On the flip she asked me if I wanted an HJ. A what? So I pointed below and said I want "this".

She asked me how much and I made a strong, if not too strong of an offer - 1. 40.

She asked for more, I said no, she asked again, I said no again. She took my donation and left the room. Not uncommon. But because of her attitude, I wasn't sure she was coming back.

However, she did return, undressed and climbed on top. Fucked cowgirl until her legs couldn't take it anymore and then we flipped to mish.

In the end, the important part was an decent experience. She had the right body, right look, but the attitude needs to go.

The only time she smiled was when I nearly burned my manhood on an extra hot towel.

I've been here before, a number of times, but it's been a while. The other girls I've had have been much more pleasant, but this one still got the job done.

If I had a choice, I would not pick her as my option. Attitude can ruin the fun and at the end, she told me 1. 40 wouldn't do it next time. So I kinda want to go back with. 80 just to show her she'll take whatever I offer. Happy to walk out with my gift and leave her tipless.

[BigLuber]

I would start by Google searching Asian massage in your zip code, head out at 9 am, Sat or Sun morning and start with the ones closest to your home and work outward.

Don't drop money if she's not cute, upfront friendly and dressed to get undressed so you know FS is going to happen.

Then try asking her if you can pull off the condom and finish BB, promise to be a gentleman and pull out to shoot your load on her belly or ass.

Next visit you can tip up for a Bare Back pull out fuck. I've talked about offering her an incentive here before.

A good ploy is to offer her 100 plus a tip.

The tip is what ever you say and it depends on how eager to please you she is. You can say "let me finish no condom for a 50 tip. In the heat of the moment she way nod yes and trust you not to impregnate her.

And you should NOT want to blow your load inside an AMP lady, these girls aren't dumb, if one of them gets your baby she'll try to lure you back for more fun, then set you up to be detained by the cops to get your info to take you to court and force you to pay.

So be nice and don't foul them. Besides, it's more fun to see her dripping jizz off her ass on the way to the shower room.

Another technique is to say that you can't come with a condom, so offer her 80 to do a nuru rub fuck between her thighs, not going inside but rubbing your dick up against per twat. Bring a bottle quality lube with you for this.

Then you can set her on a towel and blow you load on her. Make a mess between her thighs. Also good fun.

Girl that like this simulated Rub-A-Dub sex are often more likely to let you slip it in bare back later.

I always go to an AMP clean shaved, fresh hair cut, clip off the body hair, nails, and shave my junk.

This is particularly appealing to Asian girls (if you're in shape).

Asian women tend not to like nor respect fat, hairy American men, they love to get it on with a fit, clean, older man who's not a hairy ape.

Much of the disappointment with getting these girls to perform FS or anything beyond a HJ is due to the monger not wanting to spend enough to counter his grotesque appearance.

[BigLuber]

I went to check out certain spas around my area this weekend.

Based on their ads, things like hot new young girl, anything you want, Playful Open Minded, You won't be disappointed, etc.

Went to a couple of spas in NMB along 163rd street. The one on the south side between NW first and second ave, a very short and unappealing lady answered the door and told me they were busy, I go to my car to leave and another equally unappealing, short, shapeless little troll woman says to come in, not busy.

I just said no thanks and moved on.

https://miami.bedpage.com/spa-and-ma...a/7998962.html

Then down the street to another spa on the south side of the street between tenth and eleventh, Himalaya Massage, another similar encounter, a pudgy little girl with a severe pot belly greets me, and attempts to show me to a room, but I decline and bolt out of there too.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...zNA2WjcnBszQdl

Then up to Pembroke road to to Amy Spa, AKA Sun Spa.

Really disappointed here, same narly looking little troll has been here for 2 or 3 years, just like the 5 roses up on Pines Blvd across from Perry AP, the one old lady has been working here for several years.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/holl.../sun-spa/33285

I'm not into aging Asians, so it's on to my old reliable spa that I like to keep on the down low. This spa has been reviewed here, but I don't post about it publicly.

I can get excellent BBFS in certain places, but I still like to explore other spas, just for fun.

[Drummr]

Keep seeing post about 888 places. Can someone help me out with a little more info please.