Massage Parlor Reports

[Rolly Polly]

Sounds like you may have encountered Yoyo. She has a really sexy little body. And she does does have mood swings, good days and not so good days.

I've banged her hard I think three times over the last year or so.

Did she have nice teeth but with a discoloration around the gum line? Yoyo has the dental mold thing going on around her teeth, it's not super noticeable, but I take in every aspect of a girl's appearance so I make a note of it.

I do have her personal Cell #.

She did have nice teeth, didn't notice the gum line, but did notice the teeth since a lot of these girls have crooked teeth, I was surprised to see them so straight.

Honestly, her demand for more money, attitude, and world's shittiest massage were all such a turn off that I'd rather one of the other girls there that always smile and rub up on you the second you walk in the door.

[PeaPoddy2106]

On point with that your appearance / hygiene is so so important. I'm 29,6'1 and I treat it like a super important date. I spend a good while grooming myself and cleaning up. I also apply I nice body moisturizer that smells great. I've had countless of girls exchange numbers and even want to date outside the massage parlor. I've refrained from that as I just do this for a bit of excitement / fun I have no plans to get more involved.

I would start by Google searching Asian massage in your zip code, head out at 9 am, Sat or Sun morning and start with the ones closest to your home and work outward.

Don't drop money if she's not cute, upfront friendly and dressed to get undressed so you know FS is going to happen.

Then try asking her if you can pull off the condom and finish BB, promise to be a gentleman and pull out to shoot your load on her belly or ass.

Next visit you can tip up for a Bare Back pull out fuck. I've talked about offering her an incentive here before.

A good ploy is to offer her 100 plus a tip.

[BigLuber]

Yesterday I was in the mood for some Oriental box and decided to go back to the Asian Holisitic Spa in Ives Dairy. It's on the north side, in the one story office complex. Most of you know it, I think.

Seemed like there was only one lady working, she both greated me and attended to me for the session. She was a hot Chinese girl (didn't ask her name) with a smokin' body. However her attitude was a bit sour, for lack of a better word.

Sounds like you may have encountered Yoyo. She has a really sexy little body. And she does does have mood swings, good days and not so good days.

I've banged her hard I think three times over the last year or so.

Did she have nice teeth but with a discoloration around the gum line? Yoyo has the dental mold thing going on around her teeth, it's not super noticeable, but I take in every aspect of a girl's appearance so I make a note of it.

I do have her personal Cell #.

[Rolly Polly]

Yesterday I was in the mood for some Oriental box and decided to go back to the Asian Holisitic Spa in Ives Dairy. It's on the north side, in the one story office complex. Most of you know it, I think.

Seemed like there was only one lady working, she both greated me and attended to me for the session. She was a hot Chinese girl (didn't ask her name) with a smokin' body. However her attitude was a bit sour, for lack of a better word.

So much so that I wondered if it was going to be a quick jack session or a lackluster FS session, but I was sure it wasn't going to be great.

The massage was probably the worst massage I ever had at one of these places. AMPs are known for what they do best and massages is not on that list. This particular one was abnormally horrendous. Almost to the point of uncomfortable pain.

Thankfully she only massaged me for about 5 minutes then moved onto the teasing.

On the flip she asked me if I wanted an HJ. A what? So I pointed below and said I want "this".

She asked me how much and I made a strong, if not too strong of an offer - 1. 40.

She asked for more, I said no, she asked again, I said no again. She took my donation and left the room. Not uncommon. But because of her attitude, I wasn't sure she was coming back.

However, she did return, undressed and climbed on top. Fucked cowgirl until her legs couldn't take it anymore and then we flipped to mish.

In the end, the important part was an decent experience. She had the right body, right look, but the attitude needs to go.

The only time she smiled was when I nearly burned my manhood on an extra hot towel.

I've been here before, a number of times, but it's been a while. The other girls I've had have been much more pleasant, but this one still got the job done.

If I had a choice, I would not pick her as my option. Attitude can ruin the fun and at the end, she told me 1. 40 wouldn't do it next time. So I kinda want to go back with. 80 just to show her she'll take whatever I offer. Happy to walk out with my gift and leave her tipless.

[BigLuber]

I would start by Google searching Asian massage in your zip code, head out at 9 am, Sat or Sun morning and start with the ones closest to your home and work outward.

Don't drop money if she's not cute, upfront friendly and dressed to get undressed so you know FS is going to happen.

Then try asking her if you can pull off the condom and finish BB, promise to be a gentleman and pull out to shoot your load on her belly or ass.

Next visit you can tip up for a Bare Back pull out fuck. I've talked about offering her an incentive here before.

A good ploy is to offer her 100 plus a tip.

The tip is what ever you say and it depends on how eager to please you she is. You can say "let me finish no condom for a 50 tip. In the heat of the moment she way nod yes and trust you not to impregnate her.

And you should NOT want to blow your load inside an AMP lady, these girls aren't dumb, if one of them gets your baby she'll try to lure you back for more fun, then set you up to be detained by the cops to get your info to take you to court and force you to pay.

So be nice and don't foul them. Besides, it's more fun to see her dripping jizz off her ass on the way to the shower room.

Another technique is to say that you can't come with a condom, so offer her 80 to do a nuru rub fuck between her thighs, not going inside but rubbing your dick up against per twat. Bring a bottle quality lube with you for this.

Then you can set her on a towel and blow you load on her. Make a mess between her thighs. Also good fun.

Girl that like this simulated Rub-A-Dub sex are often more likely to let you slip it in bare back later.

I always go to an AMP clean shaved, fresh hair cut, clip off the body hair, nails, and shave my junk.

This is particularly appealing to Asian girls (if you're in shape).

Asian women tend not to like nor respect fat, hairy American men, they love to get it on with a fit, clean, older man who's not a hairy ape.

Much of the disappointment with getting these girls to perform FS or anything beyond a HJ is due to the monger not wanting to spend enough to counter his grotesque appearance.

[BigLuber]

I went to check out certain spas around my area this weekend.

Based on their ads, things like hot new young girl, anything you want, Playful Open Minded, You won't be disappointed, etc.

Went to a couple of spas in NMB along 163rd street. The one on the south side between NW first and second ave, a very short and unappealing lady answered the door and told me they were busy, I go to my car to leave and another equally unappealing, short, shapeless little troll woman says to come in, not busy.

I just said no thanks and moved on.

https://miami.bedpage.com/spa-and-ma...a/7998962.html

Then down the street to another spa on the south side of the street between tenth and eleventh, Himalaya Massage, another similar encounter, a pudgy little girl with a severe pot belly greets me, and attempts to show me to a room, but I decline and bolt out of there too.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...zNA2WjcnBszQdl

Then up to Pembroke road to to Amy Spa, AKA Sun Spa.

Really disappointed here, same narly looking little troll has been here for 2 or 3 years, just like the 5 roses up on Pines Blvd across from Perry AP, the one old lady has been working here for several years.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/holl.../sun-spa/33285

I'm not into aging Asians, so it's on to my old reliable spa that I like to keep on the down low. This spa has been reviewed here, but I don't post about it publicly.

I can get excellent BBFS in certain places, but I still like to explore other spas, just for fun.

[Drummr]

Keep seeing post about 888 places. Can someone help me out with a little more info please.

[Drummr]

I'll be close to Miami next week. If anyone minds helping I'm looking for some good LMPs to try out. Don't need any Asians as I have that here. I like petite if possible don't like huge tits or ass. Would like BBBJ to be on the menu but not a dealbreaker. TIA.

[CleanFun1960]

Will be visiting Miami and looking through the threads see a lot of discussion about 888. One post talked about a website where you can join for free and see the locations and who is working. Have have done a lot of searching but can't seem to find a link and no luck on google. Anyone have a link they wouldn't mind sharing? Thanks.

Ok, think I found it. https://888companions.com/.

[CleanFun1960]

Will be visiting Miami and looking through the threads see a lot of discussion about 888. One post talked about a website where you can join for free and see the locations and who is working. Have have done a lot of searching but can't seem to find a link and no luck on google. Anyone have a link they wouldn't mind sharing? Thanks.

[Mong21]

I went to a jack shack on 82 ave and 8th street.On the second floor with a big Massage sign. There is a new girl named Annie there. Great firm body, about 5'2. Speaks very little English. Young and dumb. Flat perfect stomach, nice tits and a great ass. I left satisfied with a massage and the extras for 175. Highly recommend.Trust me on the ass description.

$. 75 was for FS? Did that include house fee?

[Satime]

Good intel. I guess I just had bad luck when I went b / c she was probably 50 LOL.

Maybe its just me but I love a good asian cougar.

[BoBo15]

I went to a jack shack on 82 ave and 8th street.On the second floor with a big Massage sign. There is a new girl named Annie there. Great firm body, about 5'2. Speaks very little English. Young and dumb. Flat perfect stomach, nice tits and a great ass. I left satisfied with a massage and the extras for 175. Highly recommend.Trust me on the ass description.

[Mong21]

I've been MANY times to the one on 87th and 129, and I'm never disappointed. The minute you walk in, they know what you're there for. The girls are usually on the prettier side, and don't look old at all. The last girl I had was Yoyo, and she was a beautiful petite thing! Beautiful body! Another monger I know of said he had a bad time with her, like she was complaining too much, but I had a great time, and looking forward to seeing her again, hopefully she's still there. Lately it seems there's only ever one girl there, but I never had a conflict with too many mongers waiting in line, it seems to be always just me and her there.

I'm south of this place, so it's convenient for me, but again, I've never left disgruntled or disappointed, and always get what I came for.

Good intel. I guess I just had bad luck when I went b / c she was probably 50 LOL.

[Diego536]

On another note, there are a few spots I was looking for intel. The first is the place down south off 87th and like 129. I know a couple members have been there and I saw their posts. Is it consistent or hit or miss? Trying to get an age check on the girls, b / c I'm just not into 40 yo average looking Asians. The other is on 87th ave off of sunset. It always pops up on rubratings or adultsearch, but I've never been. Any intel is appreciate.

I've been MANY times to the one on 87th and 129, and I'm never disappointed. The minute you walk in, they know what you're there for. The girls are usually on the prettier side, and don't look old at all. The last girl I had was Yoyo, and she was a beautiful petite thing! Beautiful body! Another monger I know of said he had a bad time with her, like she was complaining too much, but I had a great time, and looking forward to seeing her again, hopefully she's still there. Lately it seems there's only ever one girl there, but I never had a conflict with too many mongers waiting in line, it seems to be always just me and her there.

I'm south of this place, so it's convenient for me, but again, I've never left disgruntled or disappointed, and always get what I came for.