Strip Club Reports

[LuvGreatPros]

Gentleman,

I am coming to your fine city Thursday to pick up a friend at the airport and want to experience these great clubs I keep hearing about. Where is the best place to go near the airport for a sure thing On a Thursday Early evening? The cheaper the better and If I had a preference it's thick girls with a big ass and small tits if that helps. I also like girls of any and all races. Keep in mind I've never been to Detroit and don't want to get myself in any trouble.

[Time Twist]

I have never had a good experience with a new girl who comes up to me and within the first few minutes asks if I want to get some dances, never not once, if a dancer is not willing to put at least 5 to 10 minutes worth of conversation before asking, you can almost guarantee she does not do extras or she is a rob, the smart dancers already know they need to butter a guy up first as part of the job, the young and GPS dancers think their time is too valuable to waste it talking, also one can learn a lot just by questions and answers during a 5-10 minute conversation.

It's definitely rare. Outside of the extras factories, I have had maybe two times in the last 25 years where a dancer I never seen before asks if I want some dances and it's been good.

[DooMama7]

Any one got any mileage with this one? She open for business have good rates?

God those knockers look great, I bet she can feed the children of America with that milk.

[Member #6611]

Any one got any mileage with this one? She open for business have good rates?

I mean, everyone is open for business at FC, aren't they?

[GMoney1012]

That would leave an impression Speaking of things that you just can't "unsee:

There was a time, maybe a decade ago, when Bogart's had a communal lap dance room instead of private booths. It was affectionately known as the "romper room. " Chairs were lined up around the perimeter of the open area and multiple dancers would be giving dances (not really dances, this was and still is an extras club) in the romper room at the same time. I recall getting a nice BJ from my dancer while watching two other dancers bent over at the waist with their butts in the face of their customers (who were seated in the metal folding chairs). The dancers were kissing each other while their customers enjoyed some dining at the O.

Nice room. How about leggs and Tuesday telling Bambi.

He lasted 3 minutes with me as she guided me in and said I had her first. Times sure have changed.

[Selnik]

Anybody know of any strippers that have a natural growth of hair on the kitty?

Thanks,

[Bmarr77]

Of course she does, only a couple of days a week, Fridays for sure. Very high volume. She had been there many years but still looks good.

I met a Samantha at the cricket last week, no big tits though, pretty cute bobbed hair brunette, anyone know her?

[HumphreyB]

Anybody know if big tit Samantha still works at bogarts?

Of course she does, only a couple of days a week, Fridays for sure. Very high volume. She had been there many years but still looks good.

[Deboinair]

You really think the downtown area is that clean? It never really seemed like that to me at all.

At least where I walked around I thought it was. I walked from MGM to the heart and it's way my cleaner than any downtown I've been to.

[Electronman]

Last year at Agora a girl was on the pole when her butt plug fell out. The dj said we have a butt plug malfunction. She picked it up off the stage and put it right back in and finished her stage set.

The whole place was laughing. That was the best thing I seen in a titty bar.

That would leave an impression Speaking of things that you just can't "unsee:

There was a time, maybe a decade ago, when Bogart's had a communal lap dance room instead of private booths. It was affectionately known as the "romper room. " Chairs were lined up around the perimeter of the open area and multiple dancers would be giving dances (not really dances, this was and still is an extras club) in the romper room at the same time. I recall getting a nice BJ from my dancer while watching two other dancers bent over at the waist with their butts in the face of their customers (who were seated in the metal folding chairs). The dancers were kissing each other while their customers enjoyed some dining at the O.

[Ribeye17]

Aria $ CBJ + VIP tax. Brunette with nice natural C's. At least 7 other girls working afternoon shift.

[New Guy Not]

The whole place was laughing. That was the best thing I seen in a titty bar.

I remember in the late 80's early 90's over in Windsor a dancer that use to shoot ping pong balls out her vag, and guys catching them with their mouths. Place would go nuts!

[PurpleHelmut]

Anybody know if big tit Samantha still works at bogarts?

[Lamarr]

.... Puts a picture in my head of getting hit by an errant butt plug in the rubber room at Hank's. Do I get to keep it?

Just like catching a ball in the stands at Comerica Park.

Maybe she'll autograph it after the show.

[Ohio Racer]

Follow up. I visited LS on a recent afternoon. No buttplugs in sight. I asked one of the dancers about it. She reported that management was discouraging dancers from wearing butt plugs after a dancer accidentally shot out a plug during a private dance.

Oh, the hazards of visiting strip clubs!

Last year at Agora a girl was on the pole when her butt plug fell out. The dj said we have a butt plug malfunction. She picked it up off the stage and put it right back in and finished her stage set.

The whole place was laughing. That was the best thing I seen in a titty bar.