EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Big Waffle]

Looks like Irenes is one of the those places where action is possible but not guaranteed. Euros can be finicky. They seem to form a gut intuition about you which can be hard to change. And yes ZzTopSterzZ, some are opposed to giving action to married guys. Euros often have very traditional ideas about marriage and providers have been known to leave the business upon getting married. That could have been a factor if you divulged that information.

[Redf1331]

Can confirm Nina still works there tho I ended up getting Olga. Nothing to be had. Won't be returning.

[Walker333]

I can confirm that Nina still works there. She's a very attractive lady. Good chit chat and good massage. I like her as a person and as a massage therapist, but I've been there twice and gotten shut out despite obvious signals. There was no teasing, not even an "accidental" brushing, and she made sure that I was covered the entire time on both visits. Nina was recommended to me by another guy on the forum with good intentions, and I've never had a good lead go bad before. I'm clean, fit and professional. Maybe she's got a thing against married guys. I don't know. What do you think guys. Give it one more try or move on?

I'd definitely move on. Fuck that shit. By now she knows that you’re not from Leo. Don't waste your time and money. Good luck.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I can confirm that Nina still works there. She's a very attractive lady. Good chit chat and good massage. I like her as a person and as a massage therapist, but I've been there twice and gotten shut out despite obvious signals. There was no teasing, not even an "accidental" brushing, and she made sure that I was covered the entire time on both visits. Nina was recommended to me by another guy on the forum with good intentions, and I've never had a good lead go bad before. I'm clean, fit and professional. Maybe she's got a thing against married guys. I don't know. What do you think guys. Give it one more try or move on?

[Walker333]

Gentlemen, if anyone knows Eli from Glenview, on Waukegan, well, please PM. Thank You.

[SammiJoon]

Any luck with Olga?

I have tried Olga many times but the most I got was self serve with some OTC roaming. Martha is more liberal and I got a Russian session with her. Martha used to work on the place on Montrose CTM. Donna just OTC nothing more. Nina does not work there anymore. Is there any other provider that I am missing?

[Jesus Collins]

Irene's Massage.

Harlem & Touhy Plaza.

Fantastic massage and L1 finish, more maybe possible as you go more often. Marta / Martha hot fit blonde with nice natural tits..

YMMV. For the most part, no one gets any extras on the 1st or 2nd visit. The place used to be good in the recent old days when Beta, Olga, and Lana worked there, if you had reasonable expectations. One of the more seasoned providers there has mentally checked out and the sessions are horrible. The 2 newer therapists there are good but its not the same.

[NinjaDogs]

For sure any teasing is just to keep you coming back. Been 100% legit when I have gone.

It's an above average massage for 65 hr with a tease and no release. Some supposedly have had luck, but I haven't been as lucky. Some teasing for sure, but that's just to reel you in.

[NinjaDogs]

I have been there, totally legit. Get more action at a strip club. LOL.

Any luck with Olga?

[NinjaDogs]

Irene's is legit, have been going there for years. So much fantasy and imagination.

Irene's Massage.

Harlem & Touhy Plaza.

Fantastic massage and L1 finish, more maybe possible as you go more often. Marta / Martha hot fit blonde with nice natural tits.

773-XXX-6019.

[CubsFan123]

What are the rates / services gents? Don't be afraid to give details. Nice to know going in so we maintain a proper price range.

It's an above average massage for 65 hr with a tease and no release. Some supposedly have had luck, but I haven't been as lucky. Some teasing for sure, but that's just to reel you in.

[Quimby]

Any luck with Olga?

What are the rates / services gents? Don't be afraid to give details. Nice to know going in so we maintain a proper price range.

[CubsFan123]

A better experience is with Nina. Give her a try because she doesn't disappoint.

Any luck with Olga?

[Dr Manhattan]

We are left with older ladies which is fine but they should lower tip expectation rates because they are pushing senior age.

I still swear by the owner of 7 H at Lake Cook and Deerfield. She's been at this for 20 years. I met her for one of my first EMP sessions. She'll be pushing 50 soon, but stays fit and slim. Nata from Creative is another who has been in the game since 2001 or so. I saw her when she was still brand new talent for Yuri at Accurate on Dempster. I remember having to self-serve as she turned her back on me and pretended to clean up. I felt awful and was new to the scene myself. By the time I had her for a follow-up session, she was topless and allowed me to sit up and face her for a roaming finish. She must have realized the money would be good and stuck with it. Only wish she stayed slender and 20-something as well, but we all get old eventually.

My hope for the EMP scene is that the hotel agency Euros who end up staying in America migrate to spa services. I can't imagine the money isn't addicting but it drys up sooner than they realize. Escort services aren't kind to women no longer a few minutes out of their teens.

[TheWimp]

A better experience is with Nina. Give her a try because she doesn't disappoint.

I forgot to add to my post that "marta" (fake name) worked at Norwood and also Latin T. Some of you may recognize her. A little weathered on the face though. Also works in Arlington H.