Massage Parlor Reports

**BonsaiBoner** · 10-25-21 10:47

When I heard about a new place in timonium I had to try it before it gets shut down. Arrived and went to back door. No bell or anything door was ajar so I walked in to a kitchen. Saw no one around. Then a middle aged Korean cutie came around the corner. Goes by Jennifer. Led me to the room upstairs. And took the. 6 house fee for the hour. Massage was decent. And on the flip she offered me oil. I responded with no you do. She said that extra. I offered. 4. But she wouldn't budge from. 6. So finally I caved. And got a very nice standard HE. With plenty of under the shirt roaming. But couldn't get in the pants. I believe this place is rub and tug only. Had a good time and may return.

**MisterBred** · 10-22-21 11:34

Originally Posted by Kris106 [View Original Post]

Jill is awesome. She will take care of you. Massage is decent.

Open menu?

**Kris106** · 10-18-21 17:02

Jill is awesome. She will take care of you. Massage is decent.

Originally Posted by WillBarnes [View Original Post]

Wondering about suite massage on 23rd st. I'm assuming it's completely legit, but thought I'd check with everybody.

**WillBarnes** · 10-18-21 13:59

Wondering about suite massage on 23rd st. I'm assuming it's completely legit, but thought I'd check with everybody.

**SkipAway1** · 10-18-21 00:21

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

Made an hour appointment and arrived on time. Place looks nice on the inside, large well furnished room. Girl looks OK, 50ish, tall, slender, long hair, mask. That's the end of the positive. Back massage was unskilled, but typical for these places. Flip was twice interrupted by customers at the door, first time she was gone for about 2 minutes, second time gone for about 3 minutes. One other time she left the room for 2 minutes, I don't know why. Got the flip finished in the least enjoyable way possible, very mechanical jack hammer, then I was rushed out as quickly as possible. Her room cleanup was insufficient, changed table paper but only straightened towels and sheets. Nothing went to the laundry. Even the towels at the face hole were not changed. No cleaners used at all.

While walking to the front door I could hear another customer in the next massage room, but there was no other employee in the building. She must have brought in the other customer during one of my interruptions. Got the famous parting words: "More time next time." I got less than 30 minutes after paying for an hour, there won't be a next time.

Went to my car and found 1 man leaning against my car talking to 2 others. Drinking and smoking. They politely scrambled when I arrived. I guess this is to be expected when an AMP is in the same small mini plaza as a liquor store.

I had returned to my car 32 minutes after I left the car. Probably in the building for 30 minutes and with the girl less than 25 minutes. Not good when I paid for an hour.

Massage table not cleaned. Shorted on time. Mechanical. Sketchy parking lot. Not recommended.

Thank you for the update. Guess I definitely won't be making the trip to see her LOL.

**RodneyNixon** · 10-17-21 22:27

Originally Posted by Delamancha [View Original Post]

No TS at 7111. You can have an assisted standup shower, which the one time I accepted wasn't sexy at all.

That confirms my memory that it wasn't memorable or an enticing offer. IIRC it was basically a garden hose and a lawn chair, LOL.

**Delamancha** · 10-17-21 20:59

Originally Posted by RodneyNixon [View Original Post]

I've wondered the same. Asked I to the TA options but tumbleweeds. Wondering why going to the Bel Air Rd area is seemingly frequented more?

No TS at 7111. You can have an assisted standup shower, which the one time I accepted wasn't sexy at all.

**Delamancha** · 10-17-21 20:57

Originally Posted by RollingStoned [View Original Post]

It's been about 9 months for me, older but not old masseuse, 140 for the whole 1/2 hr tour. Never did make an appointment. Just wondering bc it's hardly mentioned.

Visited this week, saw Asa for the second time. Perfunctory massage, limited menu due to menses, rushed service. Another place which is past its "good old days. ".

**RodneyNixon** · 10-17-21 11:55

Originally Posted by Satya [View Original Post]

"Asked I to the TA options but tumbleweeds. "

What does that mean?

Typed faster than the keyboard could keep up with. Meant to read that I had asked into the TS options here but never heard if it was available.

**Satya** · 10-16-21 11:47

Originally Posted by RodneyNixon [View Original Post]

I've wondered the same. Asked I to the TA options but tumbleweeds. Wondering why going to the Bel Air Rd area is seemingly frequented more?

"Asked I to the TA options but tumbleweeds. "

What does that mean?

**Horsetrader** · 10-16-21 10:32

Originally Posted by SkipAway1 [View Original Post]

Thanks for this review. I have seen her on WeChat but was hesitant on seeing her thinking she was some old lady with a fake pic. LOL.

Made an hour appointment and arrived on time. Place looks nice on the inside, large well furnished room. Girl looks OK, 50ish, tall, slender, long hair, mask. That's the end of the positive. Back massage was unskilled, but typical for these places. Flip was twice interrupted by customers at the door, first time she was gone for about 2 minutes, second time gone for about 3 minutes. One other time she left the room for 2 minutes, I don't know why. Got the flip finished in the least enjoyable way possible, very mechanical jack hammer, then I was rushed out as quickly as possible. Her room cleanup was insufficient, changed table paper but only straightened towels and sheets. Nothing went to the laundry. Even the towels at the face hole were not changed. No cleaners used at all.

While walking to the front door I could hear another customer in the next massage room, but there was no other employee in the building. She must have brought in the other customer during one of my interruptions. Got the famous parting words: "More time next time." I got less than 30 minutes after paying for an hour, there won't be a next time.

Went to my car and found 1 man leaning against my car talking to 2 others. Drinking and smoking. They politely scrambled when I arrived. I guess this is to be expected when an AMP is in the same small mini plaza as a liquor store.

I had returned to my car 32 minutes after I left the car. Probably in the building for 30 minutes and with the girl less than 25 minutes. Not good when I paid for an hour.

Massage table not cleaned. Shorted on time. Mechanical. Sketchy parking lot. Not recommended.

**RodneyNixon** · 10-15-21 22:55

Originally Posted by RollingStoned [View Original Post]

It's been about 9 months for me, older but not old masseuse, 140 for the whole 1/2 hr tour. Never did make an appointment. Just wondering bc it's hardly mentioned.

I've wondered the same. Asked I to the TA options but tumbleweeds. Wondering why going to the Bel Air Rd area is seemingly frequented more?

**Rolling Stoned** · 10-15-21 19:06

It's been about 9 months for me, older but not old masseuse, 140 for the whole 1/2 hr tour. Never did make an appointment. Just wondering bc it's hardly mentioned.