Escort Reports

**ServeTheCurve** · 10-18-21 10:12

Appears to be Trista former Panacea massage girl? Can anyone verify? https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/880502440148.

**TwoTrack** · 10-18-21 06:37

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

So after chatting with another monger that was also trying to meet this one, I decided to throw out a text, just for shits and giggles. To my shock and surprise, I actually got a text back and was able to set up and secure a date within a pretty reasonable time frame. Her ad does state that she isn't going to be here for much longer, so I opted for a hhr at $. 2 and went on and made the 50 minute drive down to Kzoo. Her comms were actually excellent as I kept her updated on my drive, and it only took minutes to get her precise address once I got to the general area.

Great Review!

Thank you!

Tt.

**RobovDaslav** · 10-18-21 03:00

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/384318778220

So after chatting with another monger that was also trying to meet this one, I decided to throw out a text, just for shits and giggles. To my shock and surprise, I actually got a text back and was able to set up and secure a date within a pretty reasonable time frame. Her ad does state that she isn't going to be here for much longer, so I opted for a hhr at $. 2 and went on and made the 50 minute drive down to Kzoo. Her comms were actually excellent as I kept her updated on my drive, and it only took minutes to get her precise address once I got to the general area.

To her credit, she is not in a nasty hotel. But, her basement camp setup doesn't exactly scream luxury either. It wasn't "I probably should go get multiple vaccines now" bad, but it definitely wasn't winning any extra points over the average Notel.

As far as she herself goes: She called herself Mia. Don't know if she ever uses it in her ads, but at least it's an actual name. She's a short, bbw. Definitely was shapely in her younger years, but packed on the pounds after having a kid. Think Tori at Pacific 44th or the Ana that sometimes works at Royal Touch or even Mia at Healthy Habits with smaller boobs. Blonde, but I doubt that's her natural color, and I doubt she's just Caucasian. I get the feeling she has some Hispanic mixed in there, but that's neither here nor there. Ass was not disappointing. Not mind blowing or anything either, given her overall size, but it wouldn't be a let down to any ass guys. Date consisted of a decent BBBJ and FIV play before the cover went on and I hit it from behind. Her kitty is tight, almost to an annoying degree. It's not hard to get into, but it overstimulates once your in, especially when she starts to throw it back. It's a weird complaint to have, but if you've experienced it, you know what I mean. It makes it hard to enjoy the ride, cause you're all of a sudden at the limit in just a few strokes. I'd recommend heavily lubing her up before diving in if you want to extend your time inside. Busted, cleaned up, chatted a bit more, and bounced. Decent time all around, not mediocre or bad by any standards, but not remarkable either.

She was clean, with no noticeable smell down below, and has a pretty chill personality to chat with. Told me she's heading down Southwest to wait out the colder months here, like a few other providers. Warning for those with allergies, she does have a dog. I never saw it, just noticed a rawhide bone and some toys and put it together. She had already locked him in a different room before I came in. Wasn't a bother to the date for me, but worth mentioning for those that may be sensitive to dogs, as it definitely lives in the same space as her.

My verdict for this one is 2 sided and it all comes down to travel time. If you're in the North Kzoo area or anywhere relatively near (within 20 minutes or so) to it, and aren't bothered by a girl with a gut, I'd say she's a good option to have in the back pocket. It'll probably be because your first 3 go-to's aren't responding, but she'd at least save the night. If it requires anything more than a 30 minute drive, I don't think she'd be worth it. I personally won't be repeating for that reason. If, for some reason, I find myself heading back to Kzoo with time and money to kill on mongering, I'd probably seek out and try a local fan favorite first.

**Tazz51** · 10-17-21 23:06

Has anyone seen her? It seems like I've seen reviews but don't remember. https://skipthegames.com/img/006/NDk...FlZGRmNTQ5.jpg.

**TrojanHorse** · 10-17-21 18:37

Miss Shelly from Canton. Text me to let me know she will be in GR on Monday and stay for a couple days. She asked if I would. To let those of you who would be interested know that she is returning. Be safe!! TH out.

**RobovDaslav** · 10-17-21 18:12

Originally Posted by DonteSpeak [View Original Post]

This is about the 5th time in the last 12 months that I have fallen for a bait and switch. How do you distinguish them apart? I think the "don't ask questions about service" is the biggest tale tale sign...

I felt cheated paying so much for so little (shorted 9 min. LOL too!) . I had my doubts about FS since I have seen other adds in the past where it's only a rub. She even had the audacity to ask if I was LE before the meet! Talk about disappointment.

Her ad clearly states FS.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/322197317865

I reviewed her on the massage forum a while back. She's the ring leader of a posse of girls that used to have a little salon / spa setup that was inevitably ran into the ground because of her stupid, bullshit ass, overly inflated, GPS (technically not even, since she didn't even offer FS) prices. After that crumbled, I guess they called themselves switching over to being "escorts", but in name only. She's running the same Ponzi scheme, only now it's harder to tell from just the ad, because $$ doesn't sound like a crazy price for an hr when expecting 'escort' services.

To your original question; Pretty much yeah. Unless a well respective and reputable reviewer (s) vouches otherwise, take the tone of the ad at face value.

Ad sounds overly mechanical, standoffish, or secretive, or lacks any identifiable information OR constantly switching identifiable information (IE name / number / ad title), almost like she has something to hide? Probably cause she does.

Ad sounds too good to be true? Probably cause she is.

Ad sounds like it was written by someone that doesn't even live in the States? Probably cause they don't.

It sucks but taking one for the team feels more like a necessary loss rather than a gamble. I'm at the point where I see lack of info as negative info. If I have to tap into my inner Sherlock Holmes to track down info on someone with active daily ads dating back for months and who claims to be doing this for a living, then I have to assume that she's deliberately obfuscating herself and more than likely for reasons I don't want to get mixed up in.

As much as I love having Sumosearch around at all, it'd be really nice if the 'search' function actually worked.

**RobovDaslav** · 10-17-21 17:11

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/384318778220

**Crow911** · 10-17-21 13:07

Originally Posted by WhiteBoii [View Original Post]

I went to see her but I backed out the set up was real uncomfortable seen a guy hanging around who she said just makes sure she's ok looked like he was carrying proceed with caution.

Those eyebrows though.

**DonteSpeak** · 10-17-21 13:03

This is about the 5th time in the last 12 months that I have fallen for a bait and switch. How do you distinguish them apart? I think the "don't ask questions about service" is the biggest tale tale sign.

Set up an appointment, got there, was glad to see it was really her. However the whole experience was flat and impersonal.

She wasn't wearing anything sexy just plain lazy day attire. The anticipation dwindled when she told me to lay on my stomach and busted out the oil. I just payed $50 for hhr!

It was a descent massage but but the flip was shit. Mind you she's still in her attire, she won't let me play with the cat and after 15 m started nudging me to finish.

I told her it would help if I see her ass. She took off her pants, and said she would dance for me but I had to rub my self off! I started playing with her checks and busted soon after. She quickly leaves the room and gives me wipes to clean myself up with.

I felt cheated paying so much for so little (shorted 9 min. LOL too!) . I had my doubts about FS since I have seen other adds in the past where it's only a rub. She even had the audacity to ask if I was LE before the meet! Talk about disappointment.

Her ad clearly states FS.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/322197317865

**SmallPP** · 10-17-21 12:40

Originally Posted by TwentyFo [View Original Post]

Always a good time with Nancy. . 8 for hh. Amazing oral. Very tiny spinner. Been seeing her on and off since the beginning of the summer and I've always left satisfied. Looks about in her 70's, tight.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/764038273930

I been try to get a hold of her but seem difficult, ill keep trying unless there's a better time to contact her.

**VetteMan6981** · 10-17-21 12:08

Originally Posted by BigT0501 [View Original Post]

CGR, although I agreed with you about Alyssa, I'm not sure about this one. Did some research on Madison USG and not one good review about her and I'm always leary of women who hide their face behind hair or ink blots. Maybe she's turned the page now that she's crossed state lines, but I think I'll take a pass for now.

Same here. I liked her body and was tempted to reach out but I checked reviews in her home state and didn't see anything positive and the pics were the same ones she had been using for about 2 full years. She was obviously legit but other than that it wasn't encouraging.

**BigT0501** · 10-17-21 10:03

CGR, although I agreed with you about Alyssa, I'm not sure about this one. Did some research on Madison USG and not one good review about her and I'm always leary of women who hide their face behind hair or ink blots. Maybe she's turned the page now that she's crossed state lines, but I think I'll take a pass for now.

Originally Posted by ClassyGentGr [View Original Post]

I have seen this gal (goes by Franscesca) twice now. Beautiful gal, amazing body for her age (never married, no kids) - a bit chatty but lots of fun. 1st time was more intro, gives a good massage, great oral skills (covered); 2nd time more FS experience but not GFE yet (did doggy & it was great) - seems to move slow, wants regulars & it seems is getting some. Missed her this week but am hoping for Nov. When she returns. She is very careful & descreet. May seem over the top but that's how good ones do it. Not for all, but I recommend to the discerning guy. $40 & up.

**WhiteBoii** · 10-17-21 09:16

Originally Posted by BubbleTrouble [View Original Post]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/957153978612

Just wondering if anyone has had a dream with sarah? I'm on the fence about pulling the trigger and did not find any reviews.

I went to see her but I backed out the set up was real uncomfortable seen a guy hanging around who she said just makes sure she's ok looked like he was carrying proceed with caution.

**JMaul** · 10-17-21 09:14

Originally Posted by ClassyGentGr [View Original Post]

I continue to see Allyssa (mature 40's) from time to time. She can be hard to reach at times, but she is always great fun and intense pleasure. Just a beautiful sexy gal who knows how to use her beautiful body (and new boobs!) to please & tease. Wonderful oral skills, loves multi-positions, fun personality. And at a fair price - $20 hh (plus tip). I will continue to see as needed.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/874456605204

100% agree. Not to be confused with Alissa from body works as they offer different services.

I've known Alyssa for a few years and while my hobbying has refrained from FS visits due to personal choices she is a complete gem.

Ridiculously hard to get a hold of, almost as bad as redhead Jess, but worth the very reasonable donation. I've been ghosted once or twice before but she also offers super late in a really nice apartment so it's worth the chase.

She gets dolled up and has an absolute sexy personality. Can't tell if she rushes or is just so into it and wants to get it on.

While I may see her for more pedestrian visits her charm is alarmingly addictive and you won't be disappointed.

I believe she would fall under a low volume provider.

If you're looking for an amazing experience with someone still in her prime and feels like a former stripper / porn star that you Thought you once encountered in a dream, make it a reality and see her.

**WhiteBoii** · 10-17-21 09:13

Originally Posted by BrentRS [View Original Post]

Can anyone help out with info on https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/716017340820 Thanks.

I've seen her just last week she is real easy to talk to real clean no smell tight decent BJ not the best but I've had worse she is not a clock watcher.