Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

[MilfLick420]

He is definitely not a male ****. Just a legend in his own sick mind. One week he's bragging about fucking old ass hookers. The next week he's telling us about his romps with dogs and peanut butter. Any insane asylums missing any residents?

That's sum funny shit rite thr hopefully it wasn't chunky peanut butter I hear they tend to bite 🤣😂 keep bashing this dude he's gotta go

[SnoBallGuy]

He is definitely not a male ****. Just a legend in his own sick mind. One week he's bragging about fucking old ass hookers. The next week he's telling us about his romps with dogs and peanut butter. Any insane asylums missing any residents?

LOL LOL the pineapple guy is playing you all like a fiddle. Just ignore him.

[Xavier629]

"Let me explain? " Nobody, I mean NOBODY asked you to explain anything. We are all 'in' this hobby to get laid and blown and whatever else etc.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS!

You are a horrible excuse for a human and nobody likes you here. Nobody respects you here. Nobody wants you here. Which is why A2 Continues to BAN YOUR ASS HERE!! But like a bad penny you keep turning back up.

These long winded 'explanations' are so tedious and boring, pure waste of bandwidth.

Now go hike the Katterskill falls and FALL THE FUCK OFF!

Once again, NOBODY ASKED YOU!!

"Duh- here is my history of hookers I got used by".
"duh- here is why I don't like Jada'
'Duh- here is how I afford ugly old ladies to cuddle and act like my girlfriend"
'Duh- my neighbors think I'm Errol Flynn because I bring home women" .

Oh my fucking God you are such a dipshit!

PK.

He is definitely not a male ****. Just a legend in his own sick mind. One week he's bragging about fucking old ass hookers. The next week he's telling us about his romps with dogs and peanut butter. Any insane asylums missing any residents?

[TooTorrid]

Why do we let this resident moron waste space on this board. Does not contribute anything of use.

The excess unnecessary drama and needless bullshit that tends to accompany his reviews could prove useful. That is-if one feels the need to vomit.

[TooTorrid]

That is just nasty.

And to be expected of him.

[Loki Pk]

"Let me explain? " Nobody, I mean NOBODY asked you to explain anything. We are all 'in' this hobby to get laid and blown and whatever else etc.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS!

You are a horrible excuse for a human and nobody likes you here. Nobody respects you here. Nobody wants you here. Which is why A2 Continues to BAN YOUR ASS HERE!! But like a bad penny you keep turning back up.

These long winded 'explanations' are so tedious and boring, pure waste of bandwidth.

Now go hike the Katterskill falls and FALL THE FUCK OFF!

Once again, NOBODY ASKED YOU!!

"Duh- here is my history of hookers I got used by".
"duh- here is why I don't like Jada'
'Duh- here is how I afford ugly old ladies to cuddle and act like my girlfriend"
'Duh- my neighbors think I'm Errol Flynn because I bring home women" .

Oh my fucking God you are such a dipshit!

PK.

Let me explain why I partake in this hobby, to rebel and prove Im a male $lut. I was forced to be raised by the church and hear wait until your wedding night the Bible commands us to wait. So out of anger I monger to rebel against the church people I was forced to grow up with.
I particularly cant stand this guy nick in the news link here

https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/2013/01/19/nick-and-marissas-first-kiss-on-2020-full-segment/

I know this guy Nick, He grew up in the church with me. He chose to wait until his wedding day for his first kiss and broadcast on 20/20 national tv. What a pussy cant help make fun of him. Honestly in my fantasy world, if i had gone to highschool with him. I would have bullied him everyday, been the bully who took his lunch money everyday and stuffed him in a locker or duct taped him to the flagpole, you know the little shrimp nerd in highschool you would stuff in a locker / thats Nick and the bully doing it is me in my fantasy world

[WarDog23]

Let me explain why I partake in this hobby, to rebel and prove Im a male $lut. I was forced to be raised by the church and hear wait until your wedding night the Bible commands us to wait. So out of anger I monger to rebel against the church people I was forced to grow up with.
I particularly cant stand this guy nick in the news link here

https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/2013/01/19/nick-and-marissas-first-kiss-on-2020-full-segment/

I know this guy Nick, He grew up in the church with me. He chose to wait until his wedding day for his first kiss and broadcast on 20/20 national tv. What a pussy cant help make fun of him. Honestly in my fantasy world, if i had gone to highschool with him. I would have bullied him everyday, been the bully who took his lunch money everyday and stuffed him in a locker or duct taped him to the flagpole, you know the little shrimp nerd in highschool you would stuff in a locker / thats Nick and the bully doing it is me in my fantasy world

No one making fun not sure why you would doesn't he have everything you want a wife to hold hands with while you are paying addicts to hold your hands.

[Mr Pineapple]

Let me explain why I partake in this hobby, to rebel and prove Im a male $lut. I was forced to be raised by the church and hear wait until your wedding night the Bible commands us to wait. So out of anger I monger to rebel against the church people I was forced to grow up with.
I particularly cant stand this guy nick in the news link here

https://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/2013/01/19/nick-and-marissas-first-kiss-on-2020-full-segment/

I know this guy Nick, He grew up in the church with me. He chose to wait until his wedding day for his first kiss and broadcast on 20/20 national tv. What a pussy cant help make fun of him. Honestly in my fantasy world, if i had gone to highschool with him. I would have bullied him everyday, been the bully who took his lunch money everyday and stuffed him in a locker or duct taped him to the flagpole, you know the little shrimp nerd in highschool you would stuff in a locker / thats Nick and the bully doing it is me in my fantasy world

[Mr Pineapple]

From Mr Pinapples posts.

1) Never contact a provider's parents and tell them she is a provider. That is likely why Jada turned on him. Rather obvious point, they may not know and the provider may not want them to know; and can cause some cruel drama in their lives.

2) Never drive a provider to a drug dealer to buy drugs. This could be risk to you legally. What if she is on LE's radar and police pull you over, and she lies and tries to implicate you. Its one thing to see someone you know is on drugs (some risk, but some providers on drugs are still good providers), but something completely different to be driving them to buy drugs.

These are pretty obvious points to probably nearly all of you; but anyway it may be good to sometimes be reminded there are risks in all this, and to not make it far riskier than needed by doing obviously foolish, risky things.

I don't contact providers parents now. And contacting her mother is why she got so mad and threatened me, but the damage was already done. I was not going to get my $352 back. That was the issue, never ever front money to a provider. In fact, never lend money to a friend. Lending money ruins friendships, sure don't mind here and there giving a coworker I am acquainted with a dollar for the vending machine, but I think you get my point.

I do not mean to drive providers to buy drugs, but unfortunately many of these girls will lie and claim they need a ride to the store or run an errand, when it reality they are buying drugs. I have taken some risky chances. Remember Schenectady Sucker / Soulsnatcher who stole my credit card, last summer 2020. Anyways she was a bad addict, who smoked crack all the time. She would smoke it the open and was missing most of her teeth with marks all over her face. And I was trying to show her off as my pretend girlfriend. She began using me to buy crack from her dealers right off the street, and then she would smoke crack in my car, my car wreaked of crack from her, long after she was out of my car. God forbid I get pulled over for a traffic stop even miles away, cop would smell the lingering smell and if she dropped one piece, I would be done for. Then she began bringing her boyfriend along (young black guy named Eli), he would ride in the backseat, while I was up front with her holding her hand, making out and even slipping my hand thru her shorts and touching her pussy. Her boyfriend Eli would also "smoke" in my car. She then went as far as trying to get me to give her rides for outcall dates. It was so awkward, we would arrive at the outcall, she would kiss me and then kiss Eli in the backseat and run in the house to see client. I was stuck 30 minutes waiting in the car for her with Eli in my backseat, while she was in some guy's home sucking his dick. It felt very awkward and as soon as she came back out, she immediately had me to drive to buy crack from her dealer, then both her and Eli would smoke it in my car. But she stole my credit card, hence why I finally stopped and ditched her, you remember last summer, I ranted all about it.

I had to buy all this frebreeze to rid the lingering smell from my car. And your right, she easily could have just dropped in my car and said its mine. She told me if I ever got pulled over, she would hide the "stuff" in her pussy. Like I believe that, but the smell also would still be there. The moral of the above story, I have learned since then and never again would I allow a provider to do drugs in my car.

Thats Schenectady Sucker (with her boyfriend Eli) in case anyone forgot, she has not posted in a while.

[Mr Pineapple]

Your neighbors see you with a different girl they know you aren't boyfriend material. Lucky your landlord doesn't evict you. Stop trying to be a BF and just bang and bail. Stop driving them around for favors its not worth getting pulled over with something illegal in the car. Stop being friends on FB I've seen many on social media and none are friends. And your girl Skyee has a public post which I've seen. Just donate and go but be safe and smart.

First off my landlord is my uncle, if you read my earlier posts you will see that I mentioned I moved out of my former apartment complex in Schenectady back in April (six months ago today to be exact, hey today is the 6 month anniversary) and moved across the river into my uncle's garage in Scotia. Well I do not live with my uncle, he lives up in Saratoga, but he own's the property. He made an apartment out of the upstairs of a garage building on the property and it is nice, brand new appliances and my own long driveway, big backyard with woods, heck I had deer in my backyard last week. So cool to look out my bedroom window and see deer in my yard. And only $650 a month. So renting from family has its ups and downs, but he cuts me a lot of slack although he can difficult at times. And he knows all about my escorts and he is not impressed.

But since I moved, I do not have any neighbours to "impress". My only neighbour is an elderly lady who lives in the house next door who thinks I am a "nice young polite man". She wouldn't care. My only other neighbours I had were a family of raccoons living in the soffit when I first moved in, I finally evicted the raccoons with repellant spray. Good tip for anyone else with that problem. But really would the raccoon neighbours care if I am trying to show off a provider as my girlfriend. Lol ha ha. Gotta to be bring humor into this.

The whole trying to impress me neighbours with a girl to show off was my old apartment, because the neighbours there all knew me from when my mom was alive and living with me all through my 20s, they all viewed me as a mamas boy who they presumed was a virgin. As I mentioned before my mom died from cancer in April 2018. After she died, I kept the apartment and then was trying to show off to my neighbours that I was this cool ladies man with all these girls over, that I wasn't the mamas boy virgin they assumed. You are right, these neighbours all probably assumed these were hookers. But since I moved this past April 2021 to my uncle's property, now that desire is gone because I am a nobody now in a new neighbourhood. Now I just want a girl to drive around with because I am lonely.

I am friends on Facebook with some but not many.

[DelMarMan]

Pineapple, you need to take a deep breath, settle down and forget about actually seeing escorts for awhile. Start writing down these experiences of yours in a fictional narrative if you can, you have the beginnings of a very interesting story, this is not a joke.

[Scoot642]

Check the dates, this was late 2019, two years ago. I am not the same person as I was back then. Back then I was a rookie in the hobby and she was the first girl I had in my car ever, so I fell in love with her. If it hadn't been her, it would have been someone else. Now when I have a provider in my car, yes I like to show her off like my girlfriend, but I know its just me giving an escort a ride, she is not my real girlfriend nor do I fall in love with her. I am paying for her time, so honestly how does it matter what I chose to do with her?

Also the time I was seeing Jada, I was seeing that bad therapist I mentioned many times and very stressed by him telling me I cannot have a girlfriend because I have aspergers. Also I posted on the other site, that this aspergers guy I know named Andrew got a girlfriend before me and I was very jealous and bothered by that. So I was trying to outdo Andrew by getting an escort to become my girlfriend.

Your neighbours see you with a different girl they know you aren't boyfriend material. Lucky your landlord doesn't evict you. Stop trying to be a BF and just bang and bail. Stop driving them around for favors its not worth getting pulled over with something illegal in the car. Stop being friends on FB I've seen many on social media and none are friends. And your girl Skyee has a public post which I've seen. Just donate and go but be safe and smart.

[JarelRod]

From Mr Pinapples posts.

1) Never contact a provider's parents and tell them she is a provider. That is likely why Jada turned on him. Rather obvious point, they may not know and the provider may not want them to know; and can cause some cruel drama in their lives.

2) Never drive a provider to a drug dealer to buy drugs. This could be risk to you legally. What if she is on LE's radar and police pull you over, and she lies and tries to implicate you. Its one thing to see someone you know is on drugs (some risk, but some providers on drugs are still good providers), but something completely different to be driving them to buy drugs.

These are pretty obvious points to probably nearly all of you; but anyway it may be good to sometimes be reminded there are risks in all this, and to not make it far riskier than needed by doing obviously foolish, risky things.

[Scoot642]

Good on her for finding a mark for a couple weeks LOL.

She's super fun after you see her a few times. Its like a FWB and she enjoys.

[Ants1230]

Good on her for finding a mark for a couple weeks LOL.