Escort Reports

**BackInSea** · 10-16-21 07:44

So I've recently moved back to Seattle after being away for about 5 years. It really is great to be back. But when it comes to the hobby. What the fuck happened here? I was living on the East Coast and I honestly think that Manhattan $600 providers are a better deal than quite a few of the providers I've seen on TNA. What is up with all the No GFE, BBBJ, CBJ, French, DATY, 69 for $500+ providers? Look, I get it if a girl doesn't want to do certain menu options, that's her prerogative. But seriously, $500+ for that? Some of these girls have like 100 Vouches too. Has Seattle really become that simp-ish? I can get a $600 GFE provider in Manhattan with a nice clean incall that catwalks NY Fashion Week.

TNA used to be a great place to get information, but what is up with all the reviews from "hobbyists" that have 1 review and then never seem to be post ANY reviews after that. Hmmm reliable much? Now let me preface that my handle on TNA is different from the one here because I know some of those girls scout these forums like a hawk and are willing to out any guy that speaks out against how GPS they are. On TNA I would be considered a senior member, especially considering I did a number of IPOs, used to have a lot of great intel on girls and Thai girls, had a lot of info about visiting porn stars, etc.

I've been scanning around these forums. I want to thank you guys for keeping it real here. None of that "She was great and I had a great time" and then that's the whole review BS that I've seen in about 90% of the reviews on TNA now.

Somebody mentioned the other board. I thought it might've been in reference TOB but the WA section is dead. Is there another board I should be checking out?

Anyways, once again, thank you to all the members here for keeping it real and actually providing real reviews like how TNA is supposed to be.

**FullMetalHelme** · 10-16-21 02:07

Originally Posted by Sticknmove [View Original Post]

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...t/239562151130

Have seen her ads forever. I like the pics and tits. She has decent but old reviews. I wanted to see for myself. First of all she is horrible at planning and scheduling. I'm late, I need to get ready, I need to move my dog, store etc. 30 minutes late. I open the door and I immediately regret everything. She just isn't anywhere near as good looking as the ad. Same girl. There's a reason she doesn't smile or show her body. She's built like an ommpa loompa. Not very appealing. More wieght than I had expected. OMG her teeth or what she has left of them is a dentist nightmare or goldmine. She apologized before I got there, she said she's usually done up but didn't have time. Some reviews mentioned that so it sounds like a habit. But she could've had her hair perfect and her all, it wouldn't have changed much for me. Her breathe almost singed my nose hairs. Her room smelled like a nasty pet shop. I didn't want to touch anything including her. I couldn't get rid of that stench long after I left. Maybe some of you guys might be into nasty, trailer trash, hillbilly, no hygiene, gross. I could go on and on but to sum it all up DIS- **CKING-GUSTING. My God why had no one mentioned this about her before and saved me the time. Yuck! Apologies to whoever see's this girl or is her regular. To each his own not trying to put anyone down, but she was disgusting imo. The smells alone will give me nightmares for days.

Sounds like you still stayed and paid money to fuck her. You did say, "I couldn't get rid of that stench long after I left. ".

Why not just immediately leave if she looked and smelled as repulsive as you describe?

**Aegean45** · 10-15-21 22:55

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

Lauren Riley is a total B and not that hot.

I saw her once and thought she was attractive but I agree, she definitely comes across as bitchy.

**GolphPro** · 10-15-21 17:14

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?528239-ChanelWaters

This ChanelWaters chick looks hot.

Has anyone seen her?

**WaRubMonger** · 10-15-21 16:05

Originally Posted by Sticknmove [View Original Post]

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...t/239562151130

Have seen her ads forever. I like the pics and tits. She has decent but old reviews. I wanted to see for myself. First of all she is horrible at planning and scheduling. I'm late, I need to get ready, I need to move my dog, store etc. 30 minutes late. I open the door and I immediately regret everything. She just isn't anywhere near as good looking as the ad. Same girl. There's a reason she doesn't smile or show her body. She's built like an ommpa loompa. Not very appealing. More wieght than I had expected. OMG her teeth or what she has left of them is a dentist nightmare or goldmine. She apologized before I got there, she said she's usually done up but didn't have time. Some reviews mentioned that so it sounds like a habit. But she could've had her hair perfect and her all, it wouldn't have changed much for me. Her breathe almost singed my nose hairs. Her room smelled like a nasty pet shop. I didn't want to touch anything including her. I couldn't get rid of that stench long after I left. Maybe some of you guys might be into nasty, trailer trash, hillbilly, no hygiene, gross. I could go on and on but to sum it all up DIS- **CKING-GUSTING. My God why had no one mentioned this about her before and saved me the time. Yuck! Apologies to whoever see's this girl or is her regular. To each his own not trying to put anyone down, but she was disgusting imo. The smells alone will give me nightmares for days.

Well damn but thanks for posting. Have been watching and thinking those pink nips needed a glazing but not now!

**BbKingg** · 10-15-21 14:40

Originally Posted by Donato21 [View Original Post]

She moved to the Bay Area but occasionally visits Seattle: https://privatedelights.ch/profile/JenniferTaylor.

Lauren Riley is a total B and not that hot.

**Facials** · 10-15-21 14:23

Originally Posted by Donato21 [View Original Post]

She moved to the Bay Area but occasionally visits Seattle: https://privatedelights.ch/profile/JenniferTaylor.

Lauren Riley has changed again? Margot Herrington is now Jennifer Taylor?

Oh geez.

**Funguy1477** · 10-15-21 11:51

Originally Posted by Sticknmove [View Original Post]

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...t/239562151130

Have seen her ads forever. I like the pics and tits. She has decent but old reviews. I wanted to see for myself. First of all she is horrible at planning and scheduling. I'm late, I need to get ready, I need to move my dog, store etc. 30 minutes late. I open the door and I immediately regret everything. She just isn't anywhere near as good looking as the ad. Same girl. There's a reason she doesn't smile or show her body. She's built like an ommpa loompa. Not very appealing. More wieght than I had expected. OMG her teeth or what she has left of them is a dentist nightmare or goldmine. She apologized before I got there, she said she's usually done up but didn't have time. Some reviews mentioned that so it sounds like a habit. But she could've had her hair perfect and her all, it wouldn't have changed much for me. Her breathe almost singed my nose hairs. Her room smelled like a nasty pet shop. I didn't want to touch anything including her. I couldn't get rid of that stench long after I left. Maybe some of you guys might be into nasty, trailer trash, hillbilly, no hygiene, gross. I could go on and on but to sum it all up DIS- **CKING-GUSTING. My God why had no one mentioned this about her before and saved me the time. Yuck! Apologies to whoever see's this girl or is her regular. To each his own not trying to put anyone down, but she was disgusting imo. The smells alone will give me nightmares for days.

Did you hit it? LOL nice review.

**Sticknmove** · 10-15-21 09:50

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...t/239562151130

Have seen her ads forever. I like the pics and tits. She has decent but old reviews. I wanted to see for myself. First of all she is horrible at planning and scheduling. I'm late, I need to get ready, I need to move my dog, store etc. 30 minutes late. I open the door and I immediately regret everything. She just isn't anywhere near as good looking as the ad. Same girl. There's a reason she doesn't smile or show her body. She's built like an ommpa loompa. Not very appealing. More wieght than I had expected. OMG her teeth or what she has left of them is a dentist nightmare or goldmine. She apologized before I got there, she said she's usually done up but didn't have time. Some reviews mentioned that so it sounds like a habit. But she could've had her hair perfect and her all, it wouldn't have changed much for me. Her breathe almost singed my nose hairs. Her room smelled like a nasty pet shop. I didn't want to touch anything including her. I couldn't get rid of that stench long after I left. Maybe some of you guys might be into nasty, trailer trash, hillbilly, no hygiene, gross. I could go on and on but to sum it all up DIS- **CKING-GUSTING. My God why had no one mentioned this about her before and saved me the time. Yuck! Apologies to whoever see's this girl or is her regular. To each his own not trying to put anyone down, but she was disgusting imo. The smells alone will give me nightmares for days.

**RustyWebfFoot** · 10-14-21 16:42

Originally Posted by MartinPorcelli [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to her?

http://www.meetmargot.com/

She used to be a nice dame.

I met her once and had a nice time, but she suffers from an incurable case of GPS and has probably retired.

**Donato21** · 10-14-21 15:58

Originally Posted by MartinPorcelli [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to her?

http://www.meetmargot.com/

She used to be a nice dame.

She moved to the Bay Area but occasionally visits Seattle: https://privatedelights.ch/profile/JenniferTaylor.

**MartinPorcelli** · 10-14-21 12:09

Does anyone know what happened to her?

http://www.meetmargot.com/

She used to be a nice dame.

**CheckingThis5** · 10-13-21 09:44

Originally Posted by MyNickname [View Original Post]

I saw her few years ago. She does anything you want (including anything BB) for extra appreciation from you.

At the time her SO was in jail.

Should I be worried about a SO now? And she doesn't show her teeth in any pictures, I'm assuming they're fucked up sadly?

**CamelToe2000** · 10-13-21 01:49

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...attle/68067236

Seemed new to the seattle scene so gave her a try. Actually a bit better than her pics from what I could tell, unfortunately stayed clothed for our session. Ass was pretty banging clothed though. Negotiated 140 HH get to know you which turned out to be just BBBJ fully clothed. Weird thing was she didn't even try to upsell, I'd actually come in expecting to pay a bit to upgrade to FS if she looked decent, but didn't even get the option because she needed to clear it with her pimp in advance. BBBJ was excellent, but didn't appreciate the rope-a-dope on rates and services. Will see what FS upfront would be just out of curiosity, but otherwise going to pass on repeat. Too bad because she was definitely repeat material, but the micro-management sucked.

**MyNickname** · 10-13-21 01:06

Yeah, I miss Destiny Park too. I loved to see her eyes roll up showing the white of her eyes while BBBJ. She truly enjoyed giving head.

Originally Posted by BBPornoGeek [View Original Post]

The SLU girls are YMMV even with repeat. I got it from Katie once and only once. Ruby refused the first time but hopped on raw the 2nd and 3rd visit. Wish the Kirkland girls would make a come back. Still miss the best. Destiny Parks. An hour of slow dicking that ass and watching her cum repeatedly was real fun.