Massage Parlor Reports

**WarpFactor69** · 10-15-21 00:46

Originally Posted by RubbedRooster [View Original Post]

I don't know some HJ are worth $60 and some aren't worth $40. If they allow a lot of roaming and under clothes and the massage was good I will do $60 all day, sometimes more if they were really cute. Just like when you eat at a restaurant. When I am extremely happy I tip more. Crap can't even eat at McDonalds for under $10 anymore.

I would like to politely disagree with you on two points. First is, at a restaurant the server does not dictate to you how much you must tip to get a certain level of service. Second, if the majority of guys cave in and give 60 for HJ, soon they will be demanding 80. $40+ (they get some of the house fee) for an hour of massage with standard ending is plenty reasonable. I would be very pleased to make 40 an hour, and I bust my ass 7 days a week. When AMP workers make demands of me, I tell them, just a massage, no extras, thanks. I can jerk off at home for free.

**Zippy69** · 10-14-21 22:30

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

You can eat a nice meal for under 10.00. Either I get a McDouble and a McChicken or when they have the good deal, I get the quarter pounder and a fillet-O-fish. I rarely order fries and rarely drink soda. Works out great and I'm full.

To your other point, yes, sometimes tipping extra because you got extra is totally worth it. Dude had already said the whole experience was meh. That isn't typically the time to pay extra and for sure shouldn't be the standard.

You can't get a "nice" meal for $10. You can get a meal. But it's crap.

**UncleChu** · 10-14-21 21:05

Originally Posted by RubbedRooster [View Original Post]

I don't know some HJ are worth $60 and some aren't worth $40. If they allow a lot of roaming and under clothes and the massage was good I will do $60 all day, sometimes more if they were really cute. Just like when you eat at a restaurant. When I am extremely happy I tip more. Crap can't even eat at McDonalds for under $10 anymore.

You can eat a nice meal for under 10.00. Either I get a McDouble and a McChicken or when they have the good deal, I get the quarter pounder and a fillet-O-fish. I rarely order fries and rarely drink soda. Works out great and I'm full.

To your other point, yes, sometimes tipping extra because you got extra is totally worth it. Dude had already said the whole experience was meh. That isn't typically the time to pay extra and for sure shouldn't be the standard.

**UncleChu** · 10-14-21 21:01

Originally Posted by Weste503 [View Original Post]

I know standard tipping has been discussed before, but I don't know who is giving some providers the impression 10. For HJ is acceptable. I had a Linda at Elemental suggest that the other day and then laugh at me when I suggested 8. For BJ. She finally agreed but the back and forth like I'm haggling in a market really sours the experience.

This happened to me at Sunny in Tigard like a year+ ago. She wanted 80 for a HJ. I laughed. She was old and unattractive too. I at least understand a mid 20's hot lady asking for 80. I still wouldn't pay it, but I understand.

**Amp Guide** · 10-14-21 18:20

I have to avoid a place for a while. OMG the girl was totally hounding me like mad about I did not leave enough tip. I tiped other girl last time more. You owe me bigger tip. This went on for quite a while. Annoying as F. And I also tip very good likely more than most people. I have money to spend and a pretty high disposable. So it was strange when she said this. What a turn off. Next time. I just leave with no tip. , One thing is for sure. Girls come and go. But we stay the same. She will move on and easily replaced. And for the trouble. It was a jack hammer session that left me a with a little dermal abrasion on the bottom of the shaft. Slightly annoying for a day.

Yes you can all laugh.

Love the dave chap comedy lately.

Best line I hear was FOR EVER IN TIME we all came from between a WOMAN'S LEGS.

LOL. Hope you all could use a laugh.

**Weste503** · 10-14-21 17:52

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

I did tip 160 for FS recently, but it was a full hour, the best massage I had received in a year, and she sucked it too. It was a 10 out of 10 for me. Other than that its 120-140 forever.

I know standard tipping has been discussed before, but I don't know who is giving some providers the impression 10. For HJ is acceptable. I had a Linda at Elemental suggest that the other day and then laugh at me when I suggested 8. For BJ. She finally agreed but the back and forth like I'm haggling in a market really sours the experience.

**UncleChu** · 10-14-21 16:42

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the other guy post that he gave 100 for HJ with daty. He could have added 40 and received FS. I tip 40 for HJ, 120-140 for FS. If they insist on more, I tell them to skip the extras.

I did tip 160 for FS recently, but it was a full hour, the best massage I had received in a year, and she sucked it too. It was a 10 out of 10 for me. Other than that its 120-140 forever.

**RubbedRooster** · 10-14-21 11:59

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the other guy post that he gave 100 for HJ with daty. He could have added 40 and received FS. I tip 40 for HJ, 120-140 for FS. If they insist on more, I tell them to skip the extras.

I don't know some HJ are worth $60 and some aren't worth $40. If they allow a lot of roaming and under clothes and the massage was good I will do $60 all day, sometimes more if they were really cute. Just like when you eat at a restaurant. When I am extremely happy I tip more. Crap can't even eat at McDonalds for under $10 anymore.

**WarpFactor69** · 10-14-21 11:14

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

Why would you pay 60 for a HJ with a meh massage? Don't make 60 the new normal.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the other guy post that he gave 100 for HJ with daty. He could have added 40 and received FS. I tip 40 for HJ, 120-140 for FS. If they insist on more, I tell them to skip the extras.

**UncleChu** · 10-13-21 12:18

Originally Posted by HornyWhiteGuy4 [View Original Post]

I went to Q's yesterday. Thought I would give it a go since they have been advertising like crazy on STG!

Walked in and the first thing I noticed was the smell of cat urine.

Lady greeted me (There is no front counter) led me to a room and grabbed the donation for the time. I asked for an hour, they charge 70.

The massage was meh, so so, and the flip was standard. But they want the money up front, CBJ was 100, I passed and went with the traditional HE and payed 60. Really just wanted to leave at this point.

At the end of the day, I won't be back, women were ok looking, they would strip while they pleased you but the smell of cat urine is to much for me.

Why would you pay 60 for a HJ with a meh massage? Don't make 60 the new normal.

**HornyWhiteGuy4** · 10-13-21 11:26

I went to Q's yesterday. Thought I would give it a go since they have been advertising like crazy on STG!

Walked in and the first thing I noticed was the smell of cat urine.

Lady greeted me (There is no front counter) led me to a room and grabbed the donation for the time. I asked for an hour, they charge 70.

The massage was meh, so so, and the flip was standard. But they want the money up front, CBJ was 100, I passed and went with the traditional HE and payed 60. Really just wanted to leave at this point.

At the end of the day, I won't be back, women were ok looking, they would strip while they pleased you but the smell of cat urine is to much for me.

**RubbedRooster** · 10-13-21 07:34

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

It is always interesting. When I find both. You hit the jackpot. If the massage is weak. Then you can sometimes expect a lot of extras including FS. For many of the girls. I personally think its easier for them to lay there and let the guy do the work instead of them. Me on the other had. I am paying for it and would love to be pampered and taken care of. How would you like to make xx doing massage and work hard. Or lay down relax to a degree and let the guy do his thing for a few min. Come on guys Its usually a few min and then shoo you out the door.

I have found the pendulum swings back and forth. Remember when you would never get extras A place was coveted if a girl was giving HE ings. But now its seems it has gone the other way. Crappy massage and while I enjoy somethings. FS is not always what I am looking for.

Hard to find a great place. And when we do. The ladies are transient.

Be nice make a friend. See if you give her your number. Use a burner phone if you can. They are cheap these days.

So many places not enough time.

Keep up the reporting. I am still on the quest for a white girl working at one of these places.

Best All happy hump day tomorrow.

I agree I feel like the house fee should be for a decent massage. I hate when you find a great girl and after a few times they feel like they can just skip the massage and go right to the business. It's like I ruined them after FS. I prefer the girls that can speak good English as well, I guess that's the closest thing to a white girl your going to get. LOL.

**Mwhitt123** · 10-13-21 02:28

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Had not been there in 6 months, thought I would see who's there. Met 3 different ladies, the youngest one is about 45, other two 50's-60's. OK massage, standard ending seems to be the only thing available. While there, heard one of the ladies demanding bigger tip from customer, total turn off. I don't see any reason to return, unless there is a clean sweep of all that work there.

Same experience. Thanks, man.

**Amp Guide** · 10-12-21 18:52

It is always interesting. When I find both. You hit the jackpot. If the massage is weak. Then you can sometimes expect a lot of extras including FS. For many of the girls. I personally think its easier for them to lay there and let the guy do the work instead of them. Me on the other had. I am paying for it and would love to be pampered and taken care of. How would you like to make xx doing massage and work hard. Or lay down relax to a degree and let the guy do his thing for a few min. Come on guys Its usually a few min and then shoo you out the door.

I have found the pendulum swings back and forth. Remember when you would never get extras A place was coveted if a girl was giving HE ings. But now its seems it has gone the other way. Crappy massage and while I enjoy somethings. FS is not always what I am looking for.

Hard to find a great place. And when we do. The ladies are transient.

Be nice make a friend. See if you give her your number. Use a burner phone if you can. They are cheap these days.

So many places not enough time.

Keep up the reporting. I am still on the quest for a white girl working at one of these places.

Best All happy hump day tomorrow.

**TeddyBear1982** · 10-12-21 17:01

Originally Posted by RubbedRooster [View Original Post]

Noticed a new place opened in St. Johns across from the Burgerville and thought I would give it a try yesterday. Saw two girls both beautiful wearing tight black dresses probably late 20's early 30's. I was pretty excited since the last couple of places I tried the girls were wearing spandex and looked more like a middle age mom. The massage was pretty good and she was very friendly. On the flip there was no negotiations she just got down to business. I am not sure what all was on the menu. Never got a chance to ask, but the HE was outstanding and she didn't complain about my wandering hands at all. I will definitely be going back. I tipped $60 hoping there might be more on the menu next time. If any one gets more PM me and let me know, I will post an update next time I go there if I get a menu.

Tried this place this morning just one girl working from what I can tell, her name was Lily. Massage was nice and firm, used elbows and arms. She was wearing a tight sweater and short shorts and her legs were so soft I almost lost it when she got up on the table with those legs around the back of my head. It was all I could do to keep from rolling over! I am pretty stoked I don't have to drive half an hour for a decent AMP. After she hot toweled the oil she started teasing my back with her fingers and hair. She wasn't shy about grabbing the willy before I rolled over. After the flip she took her time and let my hands wander freely. Even gave me a snack and a water on the way out.