Escort Reports

**JoeyRamone** · 10-13-21 08:09

Originally Posted by MortonThiokal [View Original Post]

Great advice. The police aren't your friend unless you're the victim of a crime and you call them for help. They're trained to twist your words, so exercise your right to keep your mouth shut. Lawyer up.

I was talking to an attorney friend of mine a few years ago and he said something I thought was funny and has stuck with me.

He said, All my clients have the right to remain silent. Few have the ability.

**WillyMatt123** · 10-13-21 06:26

Originally Posted by Sid63 [View Original Post]

Nice Seinfeld reference.

Anyone can just take them. Lmao.

**JDoe0525** · 10-13-21 00:59

TLDR: Decent Location, 1/5 service, deceiving pictures, fat but funky rear, no personality, and you're better off getting a pornstar flesh-light, lube and toy cleaner.

I should have just stuck to the reviews on LC, I decided "fuck it she can't be too bad" even though the majority of the reviews say she is 1. Lazy / bad service 2. Gotten fatter 3. No personality and well it was worse than expected. The location was alright probably 5/10 decent little motel in a decent area had a lot of people hanging around outside which made me a bit nervous but nothing everything was fine. Then I get to her room, a little thing with a good size bed and small bathroom. Had a with several items that vary in size lying about semi neatly it wasn't like a bomb went off with shit strewn about but nothing that would impede any activities. All good so far but then we get to her. She was high moved about kind of like a sloth with an injured left leg. Her face was puffy like she ate 2 bees and each cheek was swollen and she looked pregnant fat (6-7 months maybe), honestly I should have just grab a 20 and thrown it at her and left at that point but personally given how many people were outside and I don't know how she would react I decided what the hell she seems to have a nice ass and I should just be able to plow through quickly get my money's worth and leave. Nope, I'm on the younger end from those I see on this forum but christ she wasn't able to get me fully hard or do just enough to really maintain it (I'm usually rock hard before beginning in anticipation) She starts with CBJ and apparently BBBJ is a 40 $ up charge, fuck that CBJ it is and at least she was decent, for the warm up she was lazy just enough to get a medium hard before we switched to cfs missionary which she was tight but definitely dry, we switched to doggy which was a problem since her ass is a good size but I had lost my hard on at this point and worse when I was trying well it smelled funky to say the least. I decided to just go through the rest with CBJ and near the last 5 or so minutes I was able to get much harder and eventually cum but just not worth the $1 for hhr. Also sorry for jumping around but at the beginning she cracked a joke but after that no personality, doesn't help that she was high. All in all would have been a better investment to get a pornstar flesh-light, lube and some toy cleaner.

Edit: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/68418089#

**NeilYoung999** · 10-12-21 22:57

Originally Posted by JamieGreek2019 [View Original Post]

I saw that ad on Eros a couple days ago and googled her vids. She's pretty good looking but no where near good looking enough for that price. Is it pretty common for internet "porn stars" to ask that much? I've seen a few 'porn stars' on Eros advertise (Alita Lee for example) but was under the impression they charge in the $500-600/ hour range. Out of touch perhaps I am.

Stay safe,

J.

Yeah, I was shocked by the rates. I wonder what they get for a professional scene. Plus you'd think it could impact their career and std test credentials, ya know?

Personally if I had that kind of money to spend on escorts I would book a flight to Columbia or Thailand and make a vacation out of it.

**Morton Thiokal** · 10-12-21 20:58

Originally Posted by Shrekr [View Original Post]

There are a bunch of ADs shows location as Flint with phone numbers starting with 313. And they all seem to be fakes. When asked for location couple of them gave a nearby location based on my phones area code. After couple messages came demand for deposit. Be careful out there.

Clue #1 they are fake is the photos look too good. Not the pro photos like some of the Eros ads, but too good compared to other LC-level providers.

Clue#2 is a deposit. No one in their right mind would send a deposit in any form (Venmo, Paypal, gift cards etc); it's literally showing money away. They'll disappear and block your number.

Clue #3, asking you to go to a verifications site; those things just steal credit card info.

Clues #4 ad infinitum; only one ad, brand new. Googling their number yields no hits or links to any other ads anywhere; or ads to providers in other cities, with different pics. Text apps like TextNow let you choose your phone number. You can choose any area code you want to appear local.

Scammers abound, so someone invented this site to share experiences.

Happy hunting.

**Throtbngr** · 10-12-21 20:29

Originally Posted by IWonderWhy [View Original Post]

Well, I saw Alania back in late August or early September at that shithole hotel with the wet floor and nasty bed. It took around 1 month for the doctor to figure out what the rash on my ass and package was (see my previous post on her). Turned out that it was a fungal infection that looked like little blisters and burned like I ran a marathon with shorts full of sand. Thankfully not an STI. Again, stay away from this nasty beast. She is circling the drain.

Thanks for the heads up I Wonder Why. I know to remove her from my to do list immediately Owe you one bro.

**Drews4** · 10-12-21 19:42

Originally Posted by Shrekr [View Original Post]

There are a bunch of ADs shows location as Flint with phone numbers starting with 313. And they all seem to be fakes. When asked for location couple of them gave a nearby location based on my phones area code. After couple messages came demand for deposit. Be careful out there.

Thank you for that information.

**Shrekr** · 10-12-21 19:40

Originally Posted by Drews4 [View Original Post]

This one is probably fake as well then.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/18208287

There are a bunch of ADs shows location as Flint with phone numbers starting with 313. And they all seem to be fakes. When asked for location couple of them gave a nearby location based on my phones area code. After couple messages came demand for deposit. Be careful out there.

**Drews4** · 10-12-21 19:33

This one is probably fake as well then.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/18208287

**Drews4** · 10-12-21 19:19

Originally Posted by FarmerPete [View Original Post]

Sorry to say the picture that she send to verify herself is not her according to google search, and she asks for a $50 deposit. That says it all.

Wow. That is too bad. That looked very promising.

**FarmerPete** · 10-12-21 19:17

Originally Posted by Drews4 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one? https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/18213862.

Sorry to say the picture that she send to verify herself is not her according to google search, and she asks for a $50 deposit. That says it all.

**Drews4** · 10-12-21 18:40

Any info on this one? https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/18213862.

**RockHard403** · 10-12-21 18:34

Originally Posted by PapaBoner78 [View Original Post]

I drove over an hour to see her once and when I was 10 minutes away she gave the excuse that her "sister" stopped by. Then tried again a few months ago and she just kept saying "hi, how are you? Papa be.

If you're talking about maybe, 2 or 3 months ago, she was telling the truth. I saw the texts. I had to reschedule once because of her sister.

**PapaBoner78** · 10-12-21 18:24

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Hers or yours? If you had to cancel she might get pissed so she should expect you to be pissed. I'd love to see her but she's over an hour drive for me. I would be livid if I drove an hour for nothing. SPs shouldn't make appointments they can't keep.

I drove over an hour to see her once and when I was 10 minutes away she gave the excuse that her "sister" stopped by. Then tried again a few months ago and she just kept saying "hi, how are you? Papa be.