Massage Parlor Reports

[Bare69]

Visited crown Jessica answered door I've see her many times off to room. She always nice short skirt tiny top. She gave me nice soft massage rolled over off came her skirt and shirt she gave great dfk and BBBJ after little while she hopped on and rode with nice eye contact and dfk till cip. She laughed at how much dripped out. She cleaned me up. I'll be stopping by again to cip.

[FunLover1981]

I checked out Yu Massage, Saw Angela, its a complete waste of time, crappy massage, not even worth trying unless you're desperate for a nut. She puts on a half assed show, and yanks on your johnson likes she's trying to start a forest fire, defiantly not worth it.

Wanted to try out Yu Massage in hopes of CFS / BBFS, but there was only one blocky chick named Angela there, and judging by the amount of cigarette smoke wafting from her, she's a heavy smoker.

Went few blocks down to Apple Massage instead.

Greeted by another blocky Viet-looking chick, but she spoke fluent Chinese to someone else.

The someone else was mid-30's brunette Chinese chick with big naturals.

Went with her and got CBJ and CFS. She'll rush you and put on a show though (Oh you so hard! Don't stop! Cum!

Got to suck on her nips for a few minutes too.

Why is it that the ones with big naturals never get off on getting their tits sucked? Even after mild to medium sucking (no teeth), they always say "Ow" or "Hurt". Such an ironic shame.

Free solo stall shower if you insist on it. Don't let them upcharge you.

If this chick was down with BBFS, I'd be pounding that pussy til her tatas were perpetually shaking for all of eternity. God damn.

[HarleySteve]

Did a quick search but could not find any recent reports so will ask. Has anyone seen this lady? https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...a/509405532898.

Information to share would be appreciated.

[RandomActOffAp]

The real problem is gawd-damned Apple making it so easy to snoop on everyone. On the one hand she totally trusts me cause she can see my location at all times. I before we got it she trusted me less.

But maintaining my cover is making pooning difficult. Except during work trips or other gaps where I know she'll be off grid. She flies a lot for work.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions.

Man up and tell her you are not her dog to be leashed. She will probably suck your dick more if you prove you have a spine.

[HarleySteve]

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Turn off all of the GPS tracking settings for Google, find my phone, etc. Turn the phone off and the GPS cannot track you. Good luck!

[DrtyHarry]

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks!

Leave "forget" your phone at work. It sucks that she is doing this. Hope things work out for you man. Getting a burner is obvious. But I think that is not going to solve the problem of her still tracking you on your regular phone unless you leave it at work or home and say you forgot it.

[LookingOn]

Found a China lady with nice A-size breast topped with mahogany-brown nipples. She only does HJ for. 6 as she claims to be married showing off a thin ring. Doubt she has a hubby. Great work and nice Anglina Jolie lips.

Forgot the business name. But it's sitting across the street from the string of parlors between 12th and 14th. Walk past the gaggle of people on the bus stop towards 14th. You'll see it.

[FullMetalHelme]

Wanted to try out Yu Massage in hopes of CFS / BBFS, but there was only one blocky chick named Angela there, and judging by the amount of cigarette smoke wafting from her, she's a heavy smoker.

Went few blocks down to Apple Massage instead.

Greeted by another blocky Viet-looking chick, but she spoke fluent Chinese to someone else.

The someone else was mid-30's brunette Chinese chick with big naturals.

Went with her and got CBJ and CFS. She'll rush you and put on a show though (Oh you so hard! Don't stop! Cum!

Got to suck on her nips for a few minutes too.

Why is it that the ones with big naturals never get off on getting their tits sucked? Even after mild to medium sucking (no teeth), they always say "Ow" or "Hurt". Such an ironic shame.

Free solo stall shower if you insist on it. Don't let them upcharge you.

If this chick was down with BBFS, I'd be pounding that pussy til her tatas were perpetually shaking for all of eternity. God damn.

[Efurufe]

she totally trusts me cause she can see my location at all times

before we got it she trusted me less

Ouch, that sucks! Sounds like she had some reason not to trust you in the first place?

Why not just spoof your GPS location so it says you're somewhere else (but to be safe, make it at least the same distance away from home as your actual location in case she needs you to run home for some emergency)?

Google "iPhone Location Spoofing" to find out how to do it.

[Meorme]

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Find an app that kills the battery. Leaving the screen on with brightness maxed is a good start. Lots of transmitting, especially with low signal, is also going to work on it. Maybe there's something that you can mine crypto with it to kill the battery faster?

Or find a wife that doesn't track you.

[BobSizemore53]

I use Google voice, but access it through a web browser in private mode through a VPN. I'm also single and don't have to worry about a significant other catching me.

[JoeSmith11]

The real problem is gawd-damned Apple making it so easy to snoop on everyone. On the one hand she totally trusts me cause she can see my location at all times. I before we got it she trusted me less.

But maintaining my cover is making pooning difficult. Except during work trips or other gaps where I know she'll be off grid. She flies a lot for work.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions.

In terms of phone, I use a burner app called text now. I don't have it installed most the time. Only when pooning I'll install it, set up my appointment, and then delete the app after.

[TnaHunter2014]

The real problem is gawd-damned Apple making it so easy to snoop on everyone. On the one hand she totally trusts me cause she can see my location at all times. I before we got it she trusted me less.

But maintaining my cover is making pooning difficult. Except during work trips or other gaps where I know she'll be off grid. She flies a lot for work.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions.

[FranklySports]

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks!

Start forgetting your phone at home, when you go out to shop work eat when your with her too eventually she won't expect you to have it.

[Marko Ramius]

Anyone got a good cover story? ...
Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Get a cheap phone that you can remove the battery from. Leave it in your car with some tools, because most women will never look in a toolbox for anything (even better if the toolbox is kind of grungy). Remove the battery and stash it elsewhere.

For bonus points print up a fake property sticker and put it on the phone. That way you can say it is an old work phone that you thought you lost.