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[MikeSmith1987]

Please stop whining and making excuses for yourself Elon musk has it and I think he's doing pretty good!

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[AfterDarkInk]

Sounds good to me, where do I sign up?

Shoot me a pm I you are interested, the first step is a passport, I'm going back in March for a couple weeks to have fun and further work out the logistics. As long as the world hasn't gotten more fucked up than it already is.

[Mr Pineapple]

Well its not my fault, I don't make enough money to afford the hot young SA girls. I wasn't born to a rich family nor work an expensive trade like a plumber or auto mechanic, just an office clerk who gets by nearly minimum wage who honestly is lucky to have a job after all the bad behaviors I exhibited in the past (see my earlier post on rants & raves). Some people are born blessed, some cursed, I was born being cursed by being poor (as I also mentioned in rants & raves, I used to be a lot poorer, having to ride the buses growing up into my 20's, before I had a car) and also born cursed with Asperger, a retard disorder which there is no cure from and denies men their manhood leaving them an isolated life with no girls and having to go to hookers as the only way to get laid.

You ask me why I go to Menands MILF when she is old and ugly. Its not just the $80. Also its because familiarity, I have been ripped off by providers so much that I cannot afford for it to happen again. So I go to her, I feel safe and established with one regular (granted I have a few other side regulars as well, including my Saratoga UTR), I do not get ripped off and make it by financially and more importantly you don't have to hear my rants about bad providers "robbing me. " No money no where, I even tried applying to doordash as a second job, just to be told they are not hiring new drivers and put on a wait list for who knows how long. These girls do not know how easy they have it, making easy money off lonely or sex crazed men. Maybe I should become a gigolo, sure some fat old ugly women pay for that, could be the answer to my money problems.

My obsession on wanting an escort to pretend to be my girlfriend and me being bothered by young couples, I have noticed a lot of that anger comes from my former therapist telling me I can't have a girlfriend because I have Asperger. He even went as far as saying a person in a wheelchair has to accept they can't walk, that's how you have to accept you can't have a girlfriend (see my thread on the other site titled "Bad Therapist", where you will see how I sent him a message cursing him out after I stopped seeing him). Actually I feel better that I cursed him out, now that I know he knows I hate him, that has helped my obsession on wanting a girlfriend lessen. This whole obsession was basically him telling me I can't and me trying to prove him wrong, using escort to fake being my girlfriend to accomplish that. See also people with Asperger have long memories and hold onto grudges, hope that explains better my thought pattern.

And lastly you said nobody supports me on this site. I do not keep coming back for support. The reason I keep coming back is to trash providers who "wronged me" to try to ruin their business or hope these providers see my posts.

This is an expensive hobby and despite what anyone says, its cheaper to have a girlfriend, especially in my case since I'm not a sex addict and looking for a companion to go places with, something WGs are not designed for.

[TonyFoo]

Hey guys I just got back from a month in Panama and all I can say is wow. The girls are fucking amazing every night I was fucking model class girls. The first week I had five 3 somes with insanely hot girls. If you ever squeezed a baby powder bottle and watch the powder shoot out, that is how I felt at the end of week 2. I think I banged around 40 girls the month I was there. Needless to say I am hooked and made quite a few connections. I am thinking of possibly trying to organize the ultimate mancation or something I haven't quite came up with a good name. But I am thinking sightseeing Panama during the day, maybe throwing in a fishing charter for Tuna, Grouper, Mahi Mahi, or splurge on a Marlin trip. Then casinos and girls at night. I haven't worked out all the logistics of it or price yet. I just thought I would throw out some feelers to gauge the interest. I plan on heading back in March for two weeks to pick up where I left off.

Sounds good to me, where do I sign up?

[TimeOut2]

Well gents, it appears Bentley won't be available due to scheduling conflicts. Can anyone recommend a reliable AA provider? Thanks in advance!

[AfterDarkInk]

Hey guys I just got back from a month in Panama and all I can say is wow. The girls are fucking amazing every night I was fucking model class girls. The first week I had five 3 somes with insanely hot girls. If you ever squeezed a baby powder bottle and watch the powder shoot out, that is how I felt at the end of week 2. I think I banged around 40 girls the month I was there. Needless to say I am hooked and made quite a few connections. I am thinking of possibly trying to organize the ultimate mancation or something I haven't quite came up with a good name. But I am thinking sightseeing Panama during the day, maybe throwing in a fishing charter for Tuna, Grouper, Mahi Mahi, or splurge on a Marlin trip. Then casinos and girls at night. I haven't worked out all the logistics of it or price yet. I just thought I would throw out some feelers to gauge the interest. I plan on heading back in March for two weeks to pick up where I left off.

[MuckForFunny]

But this goes to show you I am not a sex addict like all of you, I am just lonely for a girl to spend time with and want a real girlfriend. Only looking to have sex once a week, but can go 10-14 days if money is tight. Why I asked before if I am on the wrong site?

IMHO you should try SA. About 30% of the SA girls would be perfectly happy just pretending to be your girlfriend as long as there's an allowance in it. Another 30% wants more than you've got. The last 40% have no interest in meeting you.

I'm serious. Sign up for one month. $100. Message everyone you see and tell them you want them to be your pretend girlfriend for a couple hrs each month for $200. You'll get half a dozen fat, old or f'd up girls that would be glad to meetup (and even fuck) for the kind of money you can afford. Maybe even a few half way decent girls will take you up on your offer.

The rest will tell you no way, they want more. Hide them. Don't block them. Some of them will be back.

You will also see many of your escorts there. Block them. You don't want to waste anymore time or money on cheap escorts. They are part of the problem, not the solution to your challenges. Hope this helps.

BTW, don't waste anymore time on this site. You don't seem to have any supporters here either. In case you hadn't noticed.

[PopcornMan69]

I've seen her twice and was never rushed. She was immaculately clean, as was her apartment. I saw her a year ago, and then again 3 months afterwards, and the negative reviews I've seen have all been quite recent. Perhaps she's gone down hill recently?

A lot of the negativity around her is because of her age, but frankly, I'd be happy to pick up a civilian of her age that looks half as good as she does. Quite why someone would go and see someone who advertises that she's older, and then complain that she's, well, older. I don't know.

YMMV. Try it out. The price is right.

I hadn't posted a review because I was not able to book an appointment with her, because when I asked what time she was available for the night she went off on me saying how she was human and deserved respect (I was very respectful) and said she had no idea when I even wanted to come by so I was wasting her time. So I screenshot the previous message from 5 min ago asking what time she was available "tonight" and sent it and then she said she was blocking me, so I was quite confused. I felt she may have been on something from the way the conversation went. She did mention how I had contacted her and never went through with anything, but I will say, I never officially set up anything with her, and if I hadn't replied by text I called and spoke over the phone which she saw as I didn't reply to messages.

Oh well, I was interested myself because I heard good things.

[Scoot642]

"she got locked out of her motel room with the key inside. With all my strength I ran and kicked the door down for her, saving the day, she was very thankful. ".

How did the motel feel about that? Did she / you think about going to the office for a key?

Kick a locked door open means your busting open the door jam. Damage will be done. Sounds like BS to me but I wasn't there thank God!

[Mr Pineapple]

"she got locked out of her motel room with the key inside. With all my strength I ran and kicked the door down for her, saving the day, she was very thankful. ".

How did the motel feel about that? Did she / you think about going to the office for a key?

It was Friday night (January 10,2020) and she claimed motel office was closed, also she had "stuff" in her room that she didn't want anyone to see (to be precise a bag of white powder worth $100, she told me when I had arrived to be careful and not get near the table she had the bag on), so seeing she had it right in the open like that, I think deterred her from getting help. Also the place was a run-down crummy motel, so don't think the damages I made from kicking down the door were even noticed.

And the times I gave her ride, when I met her ex-boyfriend Phil. What happened was on March 31,2020, she posted on facebook she needed a ride from Clifton Park to Saratoga. Being covid had just happened, when everything has just shut down and I was bored and lonely with nothing to do. So I messaged her offering to pick her up, I get to Clifton Park and only after she gets in my car, she asks if Phil can get a ride too, at first I say no because I don't know him, but after her begging and pleading, I say sure as long as he rides in the back. So I then give them both a ride to Saratoga and as I mentioned turns out that Phil is my former college professor's son (he is actually the exact same age as me). Afterwards, he friends me on facebook and we chat, he fills me in on "her history" explaining she uses people until she can't anything from them, then cries on facebook to everyone and the next guy will take her in and she will rinse, wash and repeat. He also told me he thinks I am cool, in fact he thinks that out of 200 people he met from Saratoga Sky, I am one out of three who is not a scumbag.

The other times I gave her ride was on May 22,2020. She messaged me saying she needed a ride from Saratoga to Corinth, I happened to heading her way anyways, I was going swimming up at Lake Luzerne that day, so how convenient, I pick her up and she was wearing a tight red dress, on the car ride up to Corinth, I am stroking her legs with my right hand (really enjoying the car ride) and as I drop her off we "kiss goodbye". One day later on May 23,2020, she again asks me for a ride, I drive up to Saratoga and pick her up and we actually stop at the nearby beverage center and return all these recyclables she had (I was happy because I was in the store with her and hoping people thought we were a couple, in all we made about $15 and I let her keep the money from the recyclables). Then I gave her a ride down to Troy so she could according to her "return owed money to a friend. " she quickly ran inside a house and came out. I then gave her ride back to Saratoga and again we "kissed goodbye" as I dropped her off. I offered to take her swimming and to a fireworks show after, but she declined. After that, we lost touch and she ghosted me and blocked me on facebook, last time we talked until last month when we reconnected. See what I mean about on / off friendship.

And those times I gave her a ride, we did not have sex and I was perfectly fine with that (I did not ask, if I had I am sure she would have done regular incall) - at the time I was trying to save my money for more better providers whom I was sleeping with at that time. But this goes to show you I am not a sex addict like all of you, I am just lonely for a girl to spend time with and want a real girlfriend. Only looking to have sex once a week, but can go 10-14 days if money is tight. Why I asked before if I am on the wrong site?

[Member #6511]

"she got locked out of her motel room with the key inside. With all my strength I ran and kicked the door down for her, saving the day, she was very thankful. ".

How did the motel feel about that? Did she / you think about going to the office for a key?

[Mr Pineapple]

Saratoga Skye is back posting on STG and I saw the review on the other site.

https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...n/088235281426

As you all probably know, we have had an on / off friendship for the past 2 years (since I first met her in Summer 2019), where we are friends and I am seeing her for sex, then we are enemies on non speaking terms, then friends again, etc etc.

I assume you all read the recent posts I made about her, how she began dating this guy named Tarry after telling me he was stalking her, she was up to her games again. I made a big post upset on facebook in which the Saratoga UTR (girl #34) saw and messaged me, how I met the Saratoga UTR.

Anyways just wanted to say that now we are friends again and I was going to see her as backup the other night in case Menands MILF wasnt around.

Also I do BBFS with Saratoga Sky, unlike all of you who insist on condoms. I am so cool for doing that. But she has the stipulation where as long as I don't cum insider her, she instead wants me to pull out and cum on her belly. Since I respect her enough, I abide.

Also check this out. Found this on youtube. The date though March 2018, that was long before I even began the hobby and also the location Texas/Arizona. So theres another hobbyist who goes by bugleboy???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11pIlsby1Y

In response to 69 gmoneys post on the other site, no I would never show up uninvited to Saratoga Sky's place. See a few days ago we talked on Facebook and she said all was good and she wanted to see me. I told her possibly Wednesday night (as backup in case Menands MILF was not available, I of course did not tell her that) but as you know plans with Menands MILF worked out so I told Saratoga Sky another time. The only issue we had was a few weeks ago on Facebook when I got upset and posted on her page calling her out for lying about tarry, but that's over and done now. We're cool.

You guys don't understand we have had an on / off complicated friendship for past two years. I have done stuff for her that most other hobbyists wouldn't do, like one time after seeing her and she walked out with me to smoke a cigarette outside, she got locked out of her motel room with the key inside. With all my strength I ran and kicked the door down for her, saving the day, she was very thankful.

Also I have given her rides on a few occasions, one time even giving her previous boyfriend Phil a ride (she had her with her one day, he rode in back, she rode up front). In fact after giving that one ride, Phil and I became friends and he kinda filled me in on "her history" which helped. And turns out Phil's mom was my computer college professor way back when I was 18, what a small world.

[AlbanyLuver21]

So read thru and tried this cutie:

https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...h/092654450643

Young and small, especially when she takes off her heels. No kissing but sooo cute! DATY, BBBJ and 69 was awesome!! Offered BBFS for extra (I declined although tempted!

Wonderful! Worth a go 100/150/200 may do an hour next time.

[Mr Pineapple]

Saratoga Skye is back posting on STG and I saw the review on the other site.

https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...n/088235281426

As you all probably know, we have had an on / off friendship for the past 2 years (since I first met her in Summer 2019), where we are friends and I am seeing her for sex, then we are enemies on non speaking terms, then friends again, etc etc.

I assume you all read the recent posts I made about her, how she began dating this guy named Tarry after telling me he was stalking her, she was up to her games again. I made a big post upset on facebook in which the Saratoga UTR (girl #34) saw and messaged me, how I met the Saratoga UTR.

Anyways just wanted to say that now we are friends again and I was going to see her as backup the other night in case Menands MILF wasnt around.

Also I do BBFS with Saratoga Sky, unlike all of you who insist on condoms. I am so cool for doing that. But she has the stipulation where as long as I don't cum insider her, she instead wants me to pull out and cum on her belly. Since I respect her enough, I abide.

Also check this out. Found this on youtube. The date though March 2018, that was long before I even began the hobby and also the location Texas/Arizona. So theres another hobbyist who goes by bugleboy???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11pIlsby1Y