Massage Parlor Reports

[RockChalk]

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks!

A burner phone is only suspicious if your wife knows you have one. We changed phone carriers awhile back, so I still have my old iPhone, which I still use because "I have all of my old music downloaded on it".

Didn't tell my wife that I also have a prepaid sim card installed on it, so that I can text hookers from time to time.

If your wife sees an unfamiliar phone laying around, that would seem a lot more suspicious!

Rock Chalk.

[BobSizemore53]

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks!

Divorce your wife. Pickup golf, or some other activity where interruptions are unwanted giving you an excuse to leave your phone elsewhere.

You want a burner phone anyways. Find somewhere good to hide it.

[TnaHunter2014]

Wife tracks my phone. I know how to turn off privacy but that's suspicious AF. Hate living in the tech world where everyone is Sharing locations.

Anyone got a good cover story? I can go to the store, leave my phone in the car and then have a quick session within walking distance. But many AAMPs will only give the apt number once you are at the call box. Guess I need a burner but that is suspicious too.

Hints? Tricks of the trade?

Thanks!

[Efurufe]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

The place has been not so great, but Angela has been a good provider. Decent rub with teasing, then Russian on flip followed by CBJ and FS. Plus she's young-ish, cute, and has a good body.

Search the forum for her name, or "DDS", and you'll see some of her reviews.

[OlgaVaz]

I know I'm in seattle forum but the SF forum is dead which is weird given how much they have. Does anyone have any good recs for SF? Preferably by Chinatown? I'm staying right next to Asian Palace which has decent reviews but looking for something less dingy and attractive masseuses. Can be legit. I'll only have a few hours of free time.

I went to CEO years ago and was interesting. In the financial district in a fancy building, had to be buzzed up and a very attractive young front desk girl. Had girls in lingerie pretty attractive just walking around. It's long gone now. Has anyone been to any of the Thai places? Sucks we don't have much here.

I use to frequent CEO as well as Green Door as my intro to the AMPs when I lived in the Bay Area. Good times. I do think Empire and Nikki's are still active.

[SeaTownDave]

Been here a few times. Lisa early 30's and new one is Apple 40 ish. It's a rushed place. FS avail but Lisa wants 1. 0 for clothes off. Plus the house fee. Crappy CBJ is 1. 5 and CFS is 2. 4 Apple wants 2. 0 plus the house fee for rushed CFS. Surprisingly, despite bad service and rush, the place is usually busy. Maybe because the location is central. The girls are.

Prettier than average (especially Lisa) but nothing mind blowing.

Maybe some of you could negotiate and get more reasonable rates. There are way better options for those kinds of rates. I'm thinking AAMPs.

Appreciate it. Not sounding worth it. Unless somebody knows of something new, it sounds like the only choice is the same old on 12th. Any suggestions on anything close to the area?

[GreenStream]

What are your favorites AMPs in Chinatown? I am visiting next week, and haven't been in Seattle for years, so appreciate you help so that I do not waste time and money going to places which are best avoided.

[Justice2001]

I know I'm in seattle forum but the SF forum is dead which is weird given how much they have. Does anyone have any good recs for SF? Preferably by Chinatown? I'm staying right next to Asian Palace which has decent reviews but looking for something less dingy and attractive masseuses. Can be legit. I'll only have a few hours of free time.

I went to CEO years ago and was interesting. In the financial district in a fancy building, had to be buzzed up and a very attractive young front desk girl. Had girls in lingerie pretty attractive just walking around. It's long gone now. Has anyone been to any of the Thai places? Sucks we don't have much here.

[Wong Hing]

Canada isn't perfect, as far as hobbying. For one, I can get BBFS in Seattle, much easier than in Vancouver.

That being said, it's nice, in Vancouver, to be able to date girls who are legit 20's and young and pretty, compared to the literal grandmothers in Seattle. Like Monica, Cece, Yoko, Lily, and Pepsi.

It's nice to be able to bang a girl young enough to be in college. Not women at Euro Touch who make me feel like I'm doing someone's grandmother.

[Fnarplep]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

The first time I went there, I got Tina. I had an *okay* experience; her massage is absolute crap, she uses a staggering excess of oil, and BJ and FS are fully covered. On the other hand, she's petite and firm, vocalizes a lot (it's fake, but I enjoy theater), and she does BLS, which was a pleasant surprise. Hour session was 60, she asked for 200 extra, I negotiated down to 160:220 altogether. I gave her my burner number and figured I wouldn't go back. Since then, she's texted me twice and I've visited her both times. It still isn't great, but I like it when she reaches out to me.

It's not a venue I would recommend; highly visible, very little privacy. However, I've never met Angela. If she's giving BBBJ, then it might be worth a trip.

[VinceHeartSk]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

This place sucks due to foot traffic, you will be seen. Sometimes the door is locked and you have to wait for a while as well after ringing the bell. Angela is Taiwanese, Blonde, Big boobs, nice athleticish body, with a flat ass. Upcharges for BBBJ. Price is somewhere $$ to $$. 5. This place sometimes has two girls working, with only curtains as dividers, so I hope you arent shy.

[TnaHunter2014]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

Been here a few times. Lisa early 30's and new one is Apple 40 ish. It's a rushed place. FS avail but Lisa wants 1. 0 for clothes off. Plus the house fee. Crappy CBJ is 1. 5 and CFS is 2. 4 Apple wants 2. 0 plus the house fee for rushed CFS. Surprisingly, despite bad service and rush, the place is usually busy. Maybe because the location is central. The girls are.

Prettier than average (especially Lisa) but nothing mind blowing.

Maybe some of you could negotiate and get more reasonable rates. There are way better options for those kinds of rates. I'm thinking AAMPs.

[GoldMinerLxv]

OMG! I wish I knew this the time my work paid me to get a massage! My first time I kept my drawers on LOL. I live by like 5+ different parlors. Hopefully at least one has some willing young women.

You're welcome. I wish I had some advice when I first started 'exploring' AMPs several years ago. I would have saved a lot of money looking for extras that are out there if you have an idea where to start.

I should add that if the AMP is legit, it has been my experience that the provider will immediately drape most of your torso, down to the knees, with a large towel and move it around as they do the massage. All hope is not lost at this point, but the odds of getting anything extra aren't good. But it's the kiss of death if, on the flip, she drapes a small towel over your eyes to block your view of her, after being certain she completely shields her view of your stuff during the flip using the big towel.

On the other hand, if at the beginning, she drapes a small hand towel over just your ass, like they do at Sakura in Oly, then the odds are extras are available, it's just a matter of how large is the menu.

Good luck and please be sure to post your experience here.

[Jy2019]

I hear there's a new Latina at Renton Highlands Spa (formerly Four Seasons Tanning) in Renton. I haven't met her but she's been booked pretty solid. Curious to see if anyone meets her before I have a chance to stop by. If Apple (curvy Viet) greets you, be adamant you want to see the new girl before paying. She could be hot but she could be otherwise too.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/231219

I stopped by early morning at this spot 9:10 am around 2 months ago. Girl at the entrance was a dark skinned Viet with a bitchy face and bad attitude. Took 60 and showed me the room. A minute later Angel came in. Lighter skinned Viet that looks like a typical Latina. She must be half white or Hispanic and half Viet She negotiated and did upsell which upset my mood. I left and they return my 60. Told me to not come back again. Angel has curvy body and cute face. Service and attitude are bad so I just left.

The other Viet at Leila massage had better attitude for me and no upsell. However that place closed earlier this year.

[SeaTownDave]

Yep she texted me last night same address as she send you it's on 15th in front of plenty of clouds restaurant edge to Madison sucks no discreet entrance can't wait to see her.

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.