Massage Parlor Reports

[HotLuck54]

Didn't think it needed to be spelled out. It's not super exotic, like something out of the Kama Sutra or anything like that. Just the girl on her back, head hanging off of the table, for a face fuck. Has also been referred to as the mouth pussy.

If you can cover both eyes with your Ballz. It's called BlackOut.

HL54.

[LiveLife6996]

Does anyone have any utr therapist they can share or pm?

Saw Tara the other day as she started back but she's not the same ol Tara she's a bbw now since she had a baby. Nothing compares to Nikkis massage she is 1 in a million! Looking for something with a good massage and lvl1 really don't care for AMPs much. Wish IHOP was still around! Great massage and left happy.

[Member #6734]

Decided to go to NDS. Met with Mona. She's like all over the place trying to act as both a mamasan and and provider. Had to wait 10 minutes in a small room. Went to the table shower real quick. Started dreaming and she was very unenthusiastic and kept looking at the camera in the room the whole time. It was so bad I decided to pop and get out of there in like 7 minutes. Who seriously likes this type of service? Who keeps giving these girls rave reviews?

Both NDS and King have the same ownership and it shows. The service is almost always subpar.

One thing 've noticed about Mona is that she feeds off your energy. Like she sort of matches what you give her. If you start giving her good feedback she gets more into it, if you want something from her just tell her and she's pretty open. I know that the cameras are in the room and the girls are going to look at them. I look at them too. It usually doesn't cause any major issues for me.

With that said, I also visited Mona recently, while she was still at King. She greets me at the door and brings me back to the room to get comfortable. We had a typical Mona ts with nuru, tuma, bbj etc. Her TS always has me ready to go. Like I hate pausing to move back to the room because I just want to take her right there. We get back to the room and she asks me if I remember her. I laughed and told her of course. I came specifically for her. I've seen her so many times idk why she thinks I wouldn't remember her. Session was as good as always. More tuma, 69, fip, fia, then a couple different positions. Out of all the times I've seen her, I've never tried her backdoor. I think I asked for it once before and was denied for whatever reason. This time she grabbed some lube and laid down on her side to give me access. It felt great and she looked so sexy laying there and I could see everything in the mirror. Anyway, great session for me as I usually have with Mona and this time I got a bonus.

I asked her about Vivian and it seems she won't be back until December / January.

[OrlandoExec33]

I pulled, ripped off the dome, and sprayed her back and the table. The reaction and anger was priceless! Definitely a smart move now that I know their MO is to pull bs.

Yes this is there mo. They pretend to be GFE and negotiate like they are but avoid it like the plague.

One of the last times I was there they tried to pull this crap on me and refused to do a BBBJ so I told her that I was walking. Finally agreed to it and then pulled a cover once she had the $. I basically could not or would not cum so she finally agreed to do a BBBJ. Way to much work to get it done.

Not recommended!

Stay safe and have fun.

[CluelessDude]

Mystery Solved. I will bring a 4 x5 to my next MM session.

Didn't think it needed to be spelled out. It's not super exotic, like something out of the Kama Sutra or anything like that. Just the girl on her back, head hanging off of the table, for a face fuck. Has also been referred to as the mouth pussy.

[AznWenis]

I rarely write reviews but the new girl asked me to put out a good word for her. I stopped by milk this week for the usually relaxing time. Saw the new girl Amanda. She has a very nice body with big C to almost D. Great table shower, spent extra time in shower with her. She is very well trained and speaks English well. In the room the usual good time. I always leave refreshed. I will prob see her again next week since I seen everyone there multiple times already.

[Big In Japan]

Nicely done!

We need to get more posters using pics with the story. Still trying to figure out the Tiffany position.

Didn't think it needed to be spelled out. It's not super exotic, like something out of the Kama Sutra or anything like that. Just the girl on her back, head hanging off of the table, for a face fuck. Has also been referred to as the mouth pussy.

[Member #6405]

So, did Jenny ever come back to UMassage, or is she gone for good now?

And what about Vicki? Is she back at Ocean Star yet?

Jenny is still there, just saw her over the weekend, unless she left in the last couple days; been seeing her consistently for the last couple months.

[MikeDaytona]

I guess my experience is quite different from most of the guy's here.

Went to MM sometime last week for the first time, paid my dues and was introduced to the lady. I gently declined since she's not quite my type. And was told to wait in the room for like 20 minutes. Got inpatient and walked out. And they basically told me to gtfo and don't come back, lmao.

Worst AMP experience ever, won't repeat.

Went to NDS yesterday and it was just fantastic. Rachel knows how to please a man. Best GFE ever.

[Bjceb]

Yes this is there mo. They pretend to be GFE and negotiate like they are but avoid it like the plague.

One of the last times I was there they tried to pull this crap on me and refused to do a BBBJ so I told her that I was walking. Finally agreed to it and then pulled a cover once she had the $. I basically could not or would not cum so she finally agreed to do a BBBJ. Way to much work to get it done.

Not recommended!

Stay safe and have fun.

After seeing a couple recent posts, I had to see if Golden Gate was legit. Walked in, rang the bell, waited a few and was pleasantly surprised by a sexy little thing answering the door with an incredibly revealing, short tight dress! I asked for Coco but she wasn't there. This stacked cutie then grabbed my junk, kissed me deep, and asked why not her? Big head said walk away, little head won since she was stacked and clearly game. Sorry, I forgot her name, but she has large man made tatas, curves, and is probably in her 40's. Not hot, but cute.

She took 60 Marios for the house fee and then walk up to the room. Let the negotiations begin. UGH. Negotiated a full experience with BBBJ and GFE as my expectations while settling at the middle ground between MM and King / NDS inclusive of the house fee. Off come the clothes and no table shower. She just gets down and right to it. But, what I didn't know is that she had protection in her mouth and slid it on so no BBBJ. And her idea of GFE was not up to MM or King / NDSz. So, I decide to make her work. After a 15-20 minutes of action and right before I'm ready to., I pull out, rip it off and shoot all over her back and table. She then started screaming at me thinking I went BBFS (no way at this place) and telling me she needs more $$ I laugh, get dressed, and am quickly shown the door.

Overall: MM is a better option, but if you can pull a massage out of the experience, this might not be bad. At least I can confirm that you will get a full experience and it's not far off from NDS / King. Also, don't think there is too much of a rush.

I might go back for Coco, but wonder if this one will remember me. LOL.

[OrlandoExec33]

After seeing a couple recent posts, I had to see if Golden Gate was legit. Walked in, rang the bell, waited a few and was pleasantly surprised by a sexy little thing answering the door with an incredibly revealing, short tight dress! I asked for Coco but she wasn't there. This stacked cutie then grabbed my junk, kissed me deep, and asked why not her? Big head said walk away, little head won since she was stacked and clearly game. Sorry, I forgot her name, but she has large man made tatas, curves, and is probably in her 40's. Not hot, but cute.

She took 60 Marios for the house fee and then walk up to the room. Let the negotiations begin. UGH. Negotiated a full experience with BBBJ and GFE as my expectations while settling at the middle ground between MM and King / NDS inclusive of the house fee. Off come the clothes and no table shower. She just gets down and right to it. But, what I didn't know is that she had protection in her mouth and slid it on so no BBBJ. And her idea of GFE was not up to MM or King / NDSz. So, I decide to make her work. After a 15-20 minutes of action and right before I'm ready to., I pull out, rip it off and shoot all over her back and table. She then started screaming at me thinking I went BBFS (no way at this place) and telling me she needs more $$ I laugh, get dressed, and am quickly shown the door.

Overall: MM is a better option, but if you can pull a massage out of the experience, this might not be bad. At least I can confirm that you will get a full experience and it's not far off from NDS / King. Also, don't think there is too much of a rush.

I might go back for Coco, but wonder if this one will remember me. LOL.

[OrlandoExec33]

After reading all the reviews, I had to see if Mona was worth it. Pulled into King last week before the King-NDS swap and was the only car in the lot. Walked in and met the infamous Mona. She's a little older, but curvy and sexy. As usual, 200 Mario coins and off to a fantastic table shower which included her infamous tuma. Rachel walked in and was offered a discount but I declined and, good thing I did because 2 mongers came in within the next 10 minutes. Back to the room and the standard BBBJ, mouth pussy and host of positions until I finished. Since 2 mongers came in, session lasted about 30 minutes.

Overall, I don't think Mona is all that or worth the fuss. You could clearly tell she was watching the screens throughout the session and her acting was a bit humorous. And, she used si much lube inside her that I had no interest going down and being inside felt unusual. Plus, the standard move to the next monger at King-NDS is a little frustrating. Was it a fun time? Yes. Would I repeat or recommend? No.

[TrustInGod21]

So, did Jenny ever come back to UMassage, or is she gone for good now?

And what about Vicki? Is she back at Ocean Star yet?

Jenny is gone.

[PerfectAss]

Vicky is Back at Ocean Star and did the body to body slide and DT in the shower, I can usually hold off for many positions, but not with her!

[NoobNoob]

Ok, so last couple of times I been to MM, it was pretty bad compared to the MC or OB days as far as talent. I thought Kiko lost her connection. I saw a couple posts on Jun. Jun. And took a shot. Got to say she lived up to the ratings the last person provided. She was pretty, nice body, man made tits but not bad. I'd say her performance was pretty dam good, seemed like she enjoyed what she was doing. Really amazing bbj skills. I'd def. Say she's on par with Sophia looks wise, she could honesty pass for Kiko's sister LOL. I would def. Repeat.