Massage Parlor Reports

**OrlandoExec33** · 10-06-21 21:17

I pulled, ripped off the dome, and sprayed her back and the table. The reaction and anger was priceless! Definitely a smart move now that I know their MO is to pull bs.

Originally Posted by Bjceb [View Original Post]

Yes this is there mo. They pretend to be GFE and negotiate like they are but avoid it like the plague.

One of the last times I was there they tried to pull this crap on me and refused to do a BBBJ so I told her that I was walking. Finally agreed to it and then pulled a cover once she had the $. I basically could not or would not cum so she finally agreed to do a BBBJ. Way to much work to get it done.

Not recommended!

Stay safe and have fun.

**CluelessDude** · 10-06-21 20:01

Mystery Solved. I will bring a 4 x5 to my next MM session.

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Didn't think it needed to be spelled out. It's not super exotic, like something out of the Kama Sutra or anything like that. Just the girl on her back, head hanging off of the table, for a face fuck. Has also been referred to as the mouth pussy.

**AznWenis** · 10-06-21 17:35

I rarely write reviews but the new girl asked me to put out a good word for her. I stopped by milk this week for the usually relaxing time. Saw the new girl Amanda. She has a very nice body with big C to almost D. Great table shower, spent extra time in shower with her. She is very well trained and speaks English well. In the room the usual good time. I always leave refreshed. I will prob see her again next week since I seen everyone there multiple times already.

**Big In Japan** · 10-06-21 17:32

Originally Posted by CluelessDude [View Original Post]

Nicely done!

We need to get more posters using pics with the story. Still trying to figure out the Tiffany position.

Didn't think it needed to be spelled out. It's not super exotic, like something out of the Kama Sutra or anything like that. Just the girl on her back, head hanging off of the table, for a face fuck. Has also been referred to as the mouth pussy.

**Member #6405** · 10-06-21 17:17

Originally Posted by JohnKelly [View Original Post]

So, did Jenny ever come back to UMassage, or is she gone for good now?

And what about Vicki? Is she back at Ocean Star yet?

Jenny is still there, just saw her over the weekend, unless she left in the last couple days; been seeing her consistently for the last couple months.

**MikeDaytona** · 10-06-21 16:07

I guess my experience is quite different from most of the guy's here.

Went to MM sometime last week for the first time, paid my dues and was introduced to the lady. I gently declined since she's not quite my type. And was told to wait in the room for like 20 minutes. Got inpatient and walked out. And they basically told me to gtfo and don't come back, lmao.

Worst AMP experience ever, won't repeat.

Went to NDS yesterday and it was just fantastic. Rachel knows how to please a man. Best GFE ever.

**Bjceb** · 10-06-21 14:59

Yes this is there mo. They pretend to be GFE and negotiate like they are but avoid it like the plague.

One of the last times I was there they tried to pull this crap on me and refused to do a BBBJ so I told her that I was walking. Finally agreed to it and then pulled a cover once she had the $. I basically could not or would not cum so she finally agreed to do a BBBJ. Way to much work to get it done.

Not recommended!

Stay safe and have fun.

Originally Posted by OrlandoExec33 [View Original Post]

After seeing a couple recent posts, I had to see if Golden Gate was legit. Walked in, rang the bell, waited a few and was pleasantly surprised by a sexy little thing answering the door with an incredibly revealing, short tight dress! I asked for Coco but she wasn't there. This stacked cutie then grabbed my junk, kissed me deep, and asked why not her? Big head said walk away, little head won since she was stacked and clearly game. Sorry, I forgot her name, but she has large man made tatas, curves, and is probably in her 40's. Not hot, but cute.

She took 60 Marios for the house fee and then walk up to the room. Let the negotiations begin. UGH. Negotiated a full experience with BBBJ and GFE as my expectations while settling at the middle ground between MM and King / NDS inclusive of the house fee. Off come the clothes and no table shower. She just gets down and right to it. But, what I didn't know is that she had protection in her mouth and slid it on so no BBBJ. And her idea of GFE was not up to MM or King / NDSz. So, I decide to make her work. After a 15-20 minutes of action and right before I'm ready to., I pull out, rip it off and shoot all over her back and table. She then started screaming at me thinking I went BBFS (no way at this place) and telling me she needs more $$ I laugh, get dressed, and am quickly shown the door.

Overall: MM is a better option, but if you can pull a massage out of the experience, this might not be bad. At least I can confirm that you will get a full experience and it's not far off from NDS / King. Also, don't think there is too much of a rush.

I might go back for Coco, but wonder if this one will remember me. LOL.

**OrlandoExec33** · 10-06-21 11:32

After seeing a couple recent posts, I had to see if Golden Gate was legit. Walked in, rang the bell, waited a few and was pleasantly surprised by a sexy little thing answering the door with an incredibly revealing, short tight dress! I asked for Coco but she wasn't there. This stacked cutie then grabbed my junk, kissed me deep, and asked why not her? Big head said walk away, little head won since she was stacked and clearly game. Sorry, I forgot her name, but she has large man made tatas, curves, and is probably in her 40's. Not hot, but cute.

She took 60 Marios for the house fee and then walk up to the room. Let the negotiations begin. UGH. Negotiated a full experience with BBBJ and GFE as my expectations while settling at the middle ground between MM and King / NDS inclusive of the house fee. Off come the clothes and no table shower. She just gets down and right to it. But, what I didn't know is that she had protection in her mouth and slid it on so no BBBJ. And her idea of GFE was not up to MM or King / NDSz. So, I decide to make her work. After a 15-20 minutes of action and right before I'm ready to., I pull out, rip it off and shoot all over her back and table. She then started screaming at me thinking I went BBFS (no way at this place) and telling me she needs more $$ I laugh, get dressed, and am quickly shown the door.

Overall: MM is a better option, but if you can pull a massage out of the experience, this might not be bad. At least I can confirm that you will get a full experience and it's not far off from NDS / King. Also, don't think there is too much of a rush.

I might go back for Coco, but wonder if this one will remember me. LOL.

**OrlandoExec33** · 10-06-21 11:19

After reading all the reviews, I had to see if Mona was worth it. Pulled into King last week before the King-NDS swap and was the only car in the lot. Walked in and met the infamous Mona. She's a little older, but curvy and sexy. As usual, 200 Mario coins and off to a fantastic table shower which included her infamous tuma. Rachel walked in and was offered a discount but I declined and, good thing I did because 2 mongers came in within the next 10 minutes. Back to the room and the standard BBBJ, mouth pussy and host of positions until I finished. Since 2 mongers came in, session lasted about 30 minutes.

Overall, I don't think Mona is all that or worth the fuss. You could clearly tell she was watching the screens throughout the session and her acting was a bit humorous. And, she used si much lube inside her that I had no interest going down and being inside felt unusual. Plus, the standard move to the next monger at King-NDS is a little frustrating. Was it a fun time? Yes. Would I repeat or recommend? No.

**TrustInGod21** · 10-06-21 01:17

Originally Posted by JohnKelly [View Original Post]

So, did Jenny ever come back to UMassage, or is she gone for good now?

And what about Vicki? Is she back at Ocean Star yet?

Jenny is gone.

**PerfectAss** · 10-05-21 23:29

Vicky is Back at Ocean Star and did the body to body slide and DT in the shower, I can usually hold off for many positions, but not with her!

**NoobNoob** · 10-05-21 21:50

Ok, so last couple of times I been to MM, it was pretty bad compared to the MC or OB days as far as talent. I thought Kiko lost her connection. I saw a couple posts on Jun. Jun. And took a shot. Got to say she lived up to the ratings the last person provided. She was pretty, nice body, man made tits but not bad. I'd say her performance was pretty dam good, seemed like she enjoyed what she was doing. Really amazing bbj skills. I'd def. Say she's on par with Sophia looks wise, she could honesty pass for Kiko's sister LOL. I would def. Repeat.

**HiddenBlessn** · 10-05-21 21:10

I am passing through with time to hit one spot. Which spot and which lady would you recommend I try for?

**PhotoDude1** · 10-05-21 20:03

After reading some of the posts I decided to visit.

Wow was a nice dream with CoCo.

She has a great friendly personality and a nice body.

Her gentle touch was all it took.

I was excited quickly.

On with the hat, her legs up and to business.

Popped and dream was finished.

$$ ish total for a great dream.

Play safe and dream on.

**CluelessDude** · 10-05-21 19:20

Nicely done!

We need to get more posters using pics with the story. Still trying to figure out the Tiffany position.

Originally Posted by OcalaMale67 [View Original Post]

I was in Orlando picking some parts for the biz and then had to goto IKEA so I then said What the hell lets try 1 of the top 3 places in ORL. I have to be Milk Old location (semoran) and new location on 50. I love Milk. But I had a trailer on my truck and I had to look for a parking lot to take up 2 spots. Looked up NDA and it was like 15 minutes from Ikea. Went there and talked to Mona and she talked me into 2 girls. For 300 out the door. She asked if I had been there or to Milk before. She seems to use that as a test. She led me to the room and gave me a kiss grabbed the junk. She has a good nice sized rack. I like the very big but that is hard to find. We went to the shower room. I was hoping that I would get a 2 girl shower but I guess she will be there for the 2nd half. So I get nice and clean and she gives me some fingers and I love it. Some kissing and grabbing. Also the nuru rub all over my back. She was checking the monitors but I did not mind. She got Jr clean and awake. Then went to the room with out towels and 2nd girl came in and got naked. Got to eat at the why while the new girl gave me BBBJ. Loved it. New girl was smaller body than Mona but very cute and sexy. They switched all around. Did some 69 and new girl rode me Reverse CG. While having pussy for a snack. Sucking of tits and every thing else. Mona rides me for a few then she goes on her back and I pound her. The other girl gets a glove and fingers my ass while I fucking Mona. Awesome. We do that for a few then she rips off the condom and I fuck her mouth while she is on the table. Other girl is playing with my balls and ass. I then get back on the table and 69 Mona for the finish. The other girl is licking my balls and just throwing her tits in my face. It seems to go a little quick but I did not care. Now I have been with a proper 4 hand massage. Not sure I will try King next time. Depends on if I an on that side of town. I need to be near the Turnpike so I can get home. Enjoy.