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  1. #4131

    Cheap Charlie Visits the Massage Parlor

    Overheard the other day:

    Him: (opens door) (ring-a-ling) Hi, I wanted to see about getting a massage.

    Her: How long you want? 60 minutes?

    Him: What are the prices?

    Her: 60 minutes $60,30 minutes $45.

    Him: You do full-body massage?

    Her: No, just massage.

    Him: Can I do shorter? I only have $30. How much for a quick visit?

    Her: We only do 30 minutes. You might want to come back when you have more money, also a tip for the girl.

    Him: How much is the tip?

    Her: Whatever you want to give the girl.

    Him: Ok, I'll come back later.

    I bet she can hardly wait.

  2. #4130

    Couve 99

    Just past the 7/11,2 story in the back. Ventured out after a little down time. First visit to this business. Greeted by mid 40's and a musty smell from building. Why not? Paid 1 hr. Massage was a little weak and rushed. Standard flip, nicely done. No attitude or negotiate for tip. Pleasant lady. Not inspired to return soon.

  3. #4129

    A place to avoid.

    Aurora.

    The famous Nancy is back.

    Avoid for at least a couple months, unless you like shitty service.

  4. #4128

    Cici at Sunnys

    Quote Originally Posted by DosedAgn  [View Original Post]
    You are correct. I saw Monica last weekend. 60 for the hr. She wanted 2 for the tip, told her too much. She said 1.6, I told her all I brought was 1.4 she agreed. Decent massage, walking on back popped my joints. On the flip she went straight for the cover and CBJ. Told her I her on my face so she was polite enough to give herself a quick wipe down. Got her on my face while the CBJ commenced. I blew quick as she hopped on cg. Continued with a bit more massage. I could tell she was torn between giving me my hour cutting me short. I told her it's OK. She suggested I see Cici next time.

    I'll report back if I see her.
    Similar experience with Cici as with Monica. I asked for the shower this time as I'd never experienced it. She said it was an extra 18 for it. Funny, I thought their adds said it was free. No worries, I explained I only brought 1. 4 over the. 6 for the hour and that covered it. No walking on the back, not as good of a massage as Monica. Similar experience after. The hour wasn't up and she seemed unsure how to proceed. I made sure to get my time this round and requested she complete the hour massaging the areas she missed, calves and feet.

    As a newbie to the AMP scene I can't get into it. It's too mechanical for the cost compared to what's available elsewhere. Maybe I'll give it another shot simply for the convenience.

  5. #4127

    Call them

    Quote Originally Posted by BluthWayne  [View Original Post]
    Does anyone know any spots that are open around 7 am? My time window is usually very short and it seems like everywhere opens around 9-10. Thanks in advance.
    You can call them a day before to make an appointment, some do let you in before 9 am. But 7 am seems too early tho.

  6. #4126

    NE 82nd next to Pappys Bar

    Natural. Clean place. Went in saw a girl with average body, then a second girl came out with a dress showing those big tits, both with short skirts, as usual I opted for the one with big tits, who doesn't like big tits. Wall is up to the ceiling. Paid. 4 for hhr, she did good on the back but not much teasing. After the flip, she asked what I want, negotiated a bit, paid 1. 0 for a HJ and DATY. Interestingly, she asked me if I'm a police or not. She went out and came back with month wash for me, which is good I like it clean. Anyhow, played with those tots, licked that yummy pussy (no weird taste) for several minutes then switched position, popped in no time. Definitely, I would be back for a FS or BBBJ next time.

  7. #4125

    Early morning?

    Does anyone know any spots that are open around 7 am? My time window is usually very short and it seems like everywhere opens around 9-10. Thanks in advance.

  8. #4124
    Is this the short lady?

    Go about late like 9 pm and after. Last week it was just one person there and I saw the other person leave when I parked. 30 minutes and tipped. 6 for a good BJ. UTC roaming allowed. It was worth going late for me.

    Quote Originally Posted by JaceTheRedAce  [View Original Post]
    Absolutely terrible experience at Rose. Called ahead of time to make an "appointment" for 90 min. I get there and confirm my appointment, and pay for the 90 which was $110 but I gave $120. No change given back which I'm normally okay with. About 15 minutes into the massage she says to flip and I immediately knew I was going to get shafted. She finishes me off and pulls up her phone to use that shitty translator bullshit to communicate to me that she has another appointment coming and that it's time for me to leave. I protest naturally because I made an appointment for 90 minutes and paid for the 90 minutes but now she wants to kick me out after 30. To top it off she wouldn't let me leave until I paid a $40 tip, I did it to avoid confrontation but there is no chance in hell I'm going back. Also didn't change the sheets.

    TLDR: Made and paid for the 90 minute appointment. Booted after 30 minutes. Essentially forced to pay the $40 tip. She didn't change the sheets. Would not recommend.

  9. #4123

    This sounds similar to my experience at rose

    Quote Originally Posted by DangerMan29  [View Original Post]
    I should have read some of the recent reviews before going here. After the standard ending, she wasn't satisfied with the usual tip and demanded I match the house fee. That didn't happen. If that wasn't bad enough, she just straightened the sheets while I was getting dressed, didn't change them. That's enough for me to say I'm done with this hobby for awhile.
    Absolutely terrible experience at Rose. Called ahead of time to make an "appointment" for 90 min. I get there and confirm my appointment, and pay for the 90 which was $110 but I gave $120. No change given back which I'm normally okay with. About 15 minutes into the massage she says to flip and I immediately knew I was going to get shafted. She finishes me off and pulls up her phone to use that shitty translator bullshit to communicate to me that she has another appointment coming and that it's time for me to leave. I protest naturally because I made an appointment for 90 minutes and paid for the 90 minutes but now she wants to kick me out after 30. To top it off she wouldn't let me leave until I paid a $40 tip, I did it to avoid confrontation but there is no chance in hell I'm going back. Also didn't change the sheets.

    TLDR: Made and paid for the 90 minute appointment. Booted after 30 minutes. Essentially forced to pay the $40 tip. She didn't change the sheets. Would not recommend.

  10. #4122
    Rose or green?

    Quote Originally Posted by DangerMan29  [View Original Post]
    I should have read some of the recent reviews before going here. After the standard ending, she wasn't satisfied with the usual tip and demanded I match the house fee. That didn't happen. If that wasn't bad enough, she just straightened the sheets while I was getting dressed, didn't change them. That's enough for me to say I'm done with this hobby for awhile.

  11. #4121
    I saw Tina (or rather someone who claimed to be Tina) in Tualatin.

    I would say there's almost zero chance of her being in the 20's. Physically, she's hwp with some belly fat, so not really my type. Everything else said about her is accurate.

  12. #4120

    Healing Touch

    A new place on 82nd, one block south of Foster. Meet Yoyo, 30 ish, attractive, nice body, full menu. New girls next week. Worth checking out.

  13. #4119

    The price is right

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy69  [View Original Post]
    Seems that 1. 4 to 1. 6 is the going rate there. True?
    You are correct. I saw Monica last weekend. 60 for the hr. She wanted 2 for the tip, told her too much. She said 1.6, I told her all I brought was 1.4 she agreed. Decent massage, walking on back popped my joints. On the flip she went straight for the cover and CBJ. Told her I her on my face so she was polite enough to give herself a quick wipe down. Got her on my face while the CBJ commenced. I blew quick as she hopped on cg. Continued with a bit more massage. I could tell she was torn between giving me my hour cutting me short. I told her it's OK. She suggested I see Cici next time.

    I'll report back if I see her.

  14. #4118

    Linda. Lame

    Quote Originally Posted by NoFearToTry  [View Original Post]
    Her massage game is weak, need mileage to get extra, as in more than a hj , she likes cash prob too much for what you get , she is mid 40's and looks good for her age, she has worked at 4 different places I know of since February.
    I got Linda and it was meh. Massage was whatever, like a 5/10. Lots of roaming and then money talk. She wouldn't give me a number, When I offered an amount, she just said more. Eventually we worked something out but I would never see her again. It was all so weird and not fun. Too bad. My first visit here was AMAZING, but I believe that lady is already gone.

  15. #4117

    On Saltzman Road

    I should have read some of the recent reviews before going here. After the standard ending, she wasn't satisfied with the usual tip and demanded I match the house fee. That didn't happen. If that wasn't bad enough, she just straightened the sheets while I was getting dressed, didn't change them. That's enough for me to say I'm done with this hobby for awhile.

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