Massage Parlor Reports

**YetAnotherGuy** · 10-05-21 13:42

Originally Posted by BzerkleyRich [View Original Post]

Do either of the two Berkley AMPs get naked? Or do I stick with Bonita and / or Natasha? Any other suggestions?

I'm not sure, but they both do HE if anyone is curious. The newer one on Coolidge had an attractive masseuse once. Other one had a cute lobby girl but older masseuse the one time I went.

**Streethunter** · 10-05-21 11:33

Eh boy. SMH.

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

Don't get your panties in a bunch. My post was for a broader audience. If I wanted to out these women, it would have been in the original post

**Gilfoyle2** · 10-05-21 11:16

For a while now, I been going to startmoon twice a month or more frequent. The massages were really good and the ending was even better. I usually go for 90 minutes or go for the 4 hand massage. Few months ago, there were these due that did excellent job, I would start with a he and end with one. Yes, 2 hes, 4 hands, or sometimes 90 mins with start and finish he. I did not want anything extra and love the massage. Lately, in the last 1. 5 Mon., things have taken a nose dive in massage. They been rotating through girls like every week. Liley (the manager) knows me well, and last time I went, she came to support the new girl since I was not happy with the massage and she could not speak a word of English (she called herself new apple. There is a story behind the name for another post). Liley does do good massage, I must say. I called in yesterday asking for today's apt. I was told new names and am like its ok to try new talents. Today I go, and on me walking to the building, I see Liley leaving. I walk in, and see 3 girls, a blond tall, and 2 other chubby but OK. The one girl (says her name is kathy, Casey, Liss. The names seems to rotate too). Right of the bat, she seemed rude, and I go in the room she asks how long, I reply, then she start talking in Chinese and rude way. I was like why are you so rude or upset? Something tells me because I asked for Kathy from last time, and I did not see her today, am like where is Kathy for which no answers. In any case, I left. Not going to settle down for some mediocre massage.

Has anyone noticed the degraded service? Too bad, I really liked this place since its 10 min away from me.

**Liquor Lotto** · 10-05-21 11:11

I am actually the original goblin accuser over a year ago.

**Gilfoyle2** · 10-05-21 11:02

I think people here need to pump the brakes on these BS lecturing crap. This is the reason I stopped chiming as I used to. I've shared many phone numbers with from girls I met on SA. When I happen to ask about someone, there will be some smart ass-wipe coming down with BS lecturing crap. This chat needs to go back to its roots back in day where everyone who has knowledge to share and IS WILLING to share it.

I don't f! At #ing get it, if someone does not want to share their hard earned info. They're not obligated to do so. Lecturing is not something anyone should be wasting time reading. I've had replies to me that were in the line "if you're thinking I will be sharing some hard earned info here then your idiot".

Originally Posted by Streethunter [View Original Post]

Well aware how this game works. Simply asked a question. Didn't realize doing so would get a lecture for a response. And wasn't asking for a unicorn. If I wanted a unicorn I would stick with a wife or gf. Some people like a variety and can't dedicate a ton of money and time in search of a unicorn. I understand not wanting to expose places or people, but why does this board exist for if people don't want to share. I'm sure I will catch some shit for this but I have been a part of this way to long to get a lecture for a simple question that this site is all about.

**The New World** · 10-05-21 10:35

Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.

**Questar999** · 10-05-21 09:18

Originally Posted by TugHunter [View Original Post]

Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.

As a past participant, I can tell you Tughunter is accurate.

**TugHunter** · 10-05-21 09:10

Originally Posted by RomoLampkin [View Original Post]

That phrase makes me crack up every single time I see it on this board.

Thanks for improving my Monday sir!

Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.

**Hockey4848** · 10-05-21 08:11

Seen her for years. Been trying to text her a few times a week for a month now with no response. Anyone heard from her?

**Bzerkley Rich** · 10-05-21 07:46

Do either of the two Berkley AMPs get naked? Or do I stick with Bonita and / or Natasha? Any other suggestions?

**TeeTime69** · 10-04-21 23:38

Originally Posted by Streethunter [View Original Post]

Well aware how this game works. Simply asked a question. Didn't realize doing so would get a lecture for a response. And wasn't asking for a unicorn. If I wanted a unicorn I would stick with a wife or gf. Some people like a variety and can't dedicate a ton of money and time in search of a unicorn. I understand not wanting to expose places or people, but why does this board exist for if people don't want to share. I'm sure I will catch some shit for this but I have been a part of this way to long to get a lecture for a simple question that this site is all about.

Don't get your panties in a bunch. My post was for a broader audience. If I wanted to out these women, it would have been in the original post

**Lamarr** · 10-04-21 23:15

Originally Posted by RomoLampkin [View Original Post]

That phrase makes me crack up every single time I see it on this board.

Thanks for improving my Monday sir!

All good! Wish I could take credit for the name, but glad to share it to other inquisitive mongers.

**BlackStick41** · 10-04-21 21:43

I went to Asian massage in Westland the other day. Got a message from a cute petite girl maybe late 20's early 30's, masked, but she gave me a great handy with light touching of the balls and whispered some good dirty talk. .7 for the hour and .45 tip. Tho. Ugh she never mentioned anything about tipping. Her name was Anna she said. I'll be back later this week for another.

**JamieGreek2019** · 10-04-21 18:39

I used to visit Asian Health as it's close. I had one provider who offered extras but needed quite a bit of encouragement, "boss says we can't. " Got more than a handshake but never FS. I followed her to another couple spas before she vanished. Went back to Asian Health a few times but other providers weren't game for any extras. Maybe the hand movement is encouraging you to DYI. Would love to hear of extra's to be had here again! Please keep us informed.

Stay safe,

J.

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

You're possibly right about Asian Health. For me the lack of doors on the rooms makes the discussion moot.

As to your point about quality massages being mutually exclusive from extras, that's not my experience with the three locations I rotate.