Massage Parlor Reports

[The New World]

Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.

[Questar999]

Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.

As a past participant, I can tell you Tughunter is accurate.

[TugHunter]

That phrase makes me crack up every single time I see it on this board.

Thanks for improving my Monday sir!

Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.

[Hockey4848]

Seen her for years. Been trying to text her a few times a week for a month now with no response. Anyone heard from her?

[Bzerkley Rich]

Do either of the two Berkley AMPs get naked? Or do I stick with Bonita and / or Natasha? Any other suggestions?

[TeeTime69]

Well aware how this game works. Simply asked a question. Didn't realize doing so would get a lecture for a response. And wasn't asking for a unicorn. If I wanted a unicorn I would stick with a wife or gf. Some people like a variety and can't dedicate a ton of money and time in search of a unicorn. I understand not wanting to expose places or people, but why does this board exist for if people don't want to share. I'm sure I will catch some shit for this but I have been a part of this way to long to get a lecture for a simple question that this site is all about.

Don't get your panties in a bunch. My post was for a broader audience. If I wanted to out these women, it would have been in the original post

[Lamarr]

That phrase makes me crack up every single time I see it on this board.

Thanks for improving my Monday sir!

All good! Wish I could take credit for the name, but glad to share it to other inquisitive mongers.

[BlackStick41]

I went to Asian massage in Westland the other day. Got a message from a cute petite girl maybe late 20's early 30's, masked, but she gave me a great handy with light touching of the balls and whispered some good dirty talk. .7 for the hour and .45 tip. Tho. Ugh she never mentioned anything about tipping. Her name was Anna she said. I'll be back later this week for another.

[JamieGreek2019]

I used to visit Asian Health as it's close. I had one provider who offered extras but needed quite a bit of encouragement, "boss says we can't. " Got more than a handshake but never FS. I followed her to another couple spas before she vanished. Went back to Asian Health a few times but other providers weren't game for any extras. Maybe the hand movement is encouraging you to DYI. Would love to hear of extra's to be had here again! Please keep us informed.

Stay safe,

J.

You're possibly right about Asian Health. For me the lack of doors on the rooms makes the discussion moot.

As to your point about quality massages being mutually exclusive from extras, that's not my experience with the three locations I rotate.

[JamieGreek2019]

She was as of two weeks ago. I'd be very surprised if she isn't still there as she runs the place.

Stay safe,

J.

Hey does anyone know if Tiffany still at Saigon?

[Streethunter]

Well aware how this game works. Simply asked a question. Didn't realize doing so would get a lecture for a response. And wasn't asking for a unicorn. If I wanted a unicorn I would stick with a wife or gf. Some people like a variety and can't dedicate a ton of money and time in search of a unicorn. I understand not wanting to expose places or people, but why does this board exist for if people don't want to share. I'm sure I will catch some shit for this but I have been a part of this way to long to get a lecture for a simple question that this site is all about.

I implied extras were available at three LOCATIONS. It's not the locations that make me happy, it's actually one, maybe two GALS at these locations. Not everyone at each location does extras but with repeat appearances, and generous tips, YOU can find YOUR unicorn.

There is a problem in giving up a girls name. First, she may be selective. Second, ten guys call or show asking for her by name. This is a red flag to the owner. It tells him a graphic review has been done. Unwanted LE attention may follow. The girl gets fired. If she's closely related to the owner, she may change her name and keep working or move to an alternate location. Many owners have close family in the business or shared ownership of 3 or 4 places.

Best move is to develop your own relationship and be very discrete.

[TeeTime69]

Best way to find your unicorn is to visit multiple AMP's or providers. When you find a location provider that you like and have some rapport with, tip well, be known for your cleanliness, become a regular.

It's not difficult, but it does require patience. If after a few visits you see there are no extras, then move on to another location.

I find two visits enough to determine if the gal is all legit or not.

[Romo Lampkin]

She is known as the "Polish Goblin" in this forum. Search on that term and you'll know why.

That phrase makes me crack up every single time I see it on this board.

Thanks for improving my Monday sir!

[SandersNut]

I implied extras were available at three LOCATIONS. It's not the locations that make me happy, it's actually one, maybe two GALS at these locations. Not everyone at each location does extras but with repeat appearances, and generous tips, YOU can find YOUR unicorn.

There is a problem in giving up a girls name. First, she may be selective. Second, ten guys call or show asking for her by name. This is a red flag to the owner. It tells him a graphic review has been done. Unwanted LE attention may follow. The girl gets fired. If she's closely related to the owner, she may change her name and keep working or move to an alternate location. Many owners have close family in the business or shared ownership of 3 or 4 places.

Best move is to develop your own relationship and be very discrete.

Best way to find your unicorn is to visit multiple AMP's or providers. When you find a location provider that you like and have some rapport with, tip well, be known for your cleanliness, become a regular.

It's not difficult, but it does require patience. If after a few visits you see there are no extras, then move on to another location.

[TeeTime69]

Can you share places that are in your rotation. One I know that gives great massage and open to play is bella touch. There has been mention of moldy towels that seems about right. And the time I was there I saw her just smooth out the cover on table which is nasty. Makes me wonder if the head rest towel is changed. I hate thinking about it.

I implied extras were available at three LOCATIONS. It's not the locations that make me happy, it's actually one, maybe two GALS at these locations. Not everyone at each location does extras but with repeat appearances, and generous tips, YOU can find YOUR unicorn.

There is a problem in giving up a girls name. First, she may be selective. Second, ten guys call or show asking for her by name. This is a red flag to the owner. It tells him a graphic review has been done. Unwanted LE attention may follow. The girl gets fired. If she's closely related to the owner, she may change her name and keep working or move to an alternate location. Many owners have close family in the business or shared ownership of 3 or 4 places.

Best move is to develop your own relationship and be very discrete.