Strip Club Reports

[BumLick1]

Was in the airport area last week. Went to H8 for a bit, had never been there before. Talked to Riley I think is what her name was. Mixed girl who's pregnant and actually pretty good looking compared to most of the girls in there. Offered me BBBJ for 100 with napkin release. I thought about it but figured it was still early so got the voucher and went off to Bogart's. There was some blond there that was extremely out of place, as in she would have been hot at LS or FC. Looks like she had a regular there who kept her occupied. Went up to VIP with him as well. Spent most of the time talking to Charm, who was actually pretty good looking too and I got her number. She offered everything covered for 250 and said BJ wasn't even worth it since she does it covered. She was actually pretty nice to talk to and we prob talked about 45 min. Figured 250 is way too much for this club, so went back to the hotel.

During lunch time I checked out BT's. Barely anyone there, how I like it. Ran into Jesse who I've talked to before. Thicker white girl, not really my thing but she had previously offered me BBBJ for 100. Maybe one day I'll take her to the back. Ended up talking to Passion, a fit AA girl who gave me a BBBJ for 100. Let me finish on her chest. Prob could have swung FS for a bit more.

I think I got to start sticking to BT's Day shift. Talent the last few times I've been there has been solid.

[HoldenCaul]

Do you think that quality upgrade is related to PPP money running out and the girls needed to return to work? (not a political comment, just a question folks, so don't go there please).

Also, you always seem to have a pic of your preferred dancer (s) of a visit. Do you take pics? Do they offer them up? They really add to your already great reports!

You're commenting on a review from August 7, so not sure what connection you're making with "PPP money"?

Basically BT's is hit and miss but in my experience over the past year, mostly hits. This review was spot on for days later in the week (Mondays and Tuesdays typically aren't that great).

[Lamarr]

They had fifteen dancers (6 to 8 appearance range) with thirty customers when I arrived. The appearance standouts were Athena, Mia, Natalia, and Zoey. In regards to quality and quantity, today had the best dayshift lineup that I've seen at BT's since Michigan's clubs reopened in February. Below is what I remember about the talent.....

Do you think that quality upgrade is related to PPP money running out and the girls needed to return to work? (not a political comment, just a question folks, so don't go there please).

Also, you always seem to have a pic of your preferred dancer (s) of a visit. Do you take pics? Do they offer them up? They really add to your already great reports!

[Passenger]

Great recon as always seems to me that most of the area clubs are fans of the c cup and under crowd, in your travels have come across talent of the DD or better variety?

I used to frequent many clubs back in the day, meaning before 2017. There was a lot of variety in dancer body types, as there was the whole string of Detroit clubs along Eight Mile, Dearborn, Inkster, and Romulus. Most of the DoubleD girls were enhanced, and they plyed their trade and their wares at the higher-end clubs. There were also several big-boobed gals at the Hamilton clubs, but they have retired from dancing.

Of late, there are few dancers with large chests other than possibly Flight Club, which I no longer frequent. There was one girl at H8 and, Ella I recall, older blonde spinner who got a boob job in early summer, but haven't seen her of late. There's probably a few more with big chests, but I don't like the heavier gals, so they don't register with me.

The reality is that there are far fewer dancers in all of the Detroit area clubs, and contrary to the opinions of a few, this decline started years before the pandemic.

[Wiggles0923]

Yeah she came up and offered the same to me. I mean I was interested but I can do a lot more with $600, than Ban a cute chicken in a VIP the size of a closet. Did the others there try to get you to take her back. They did with me.

Was at BT's recently and saw a few of these good line up.

Talked to Dallas and was quoted $600 for everything. Looks like she doesn't like to do it with all and hence the premium price. That was her GPS discussion.

Has anyone taken Dallas back to the VIP? If so, what did you negotiate to? And what was your experience? PM is fine if that's what you prefer.

[Bishop69]

They had fifteen dancers (6 to 8 appearance range) with thirty customers when I arrived. The appearance standouts were Athena, Mia, Natalia, and Zoey. In regards to quality and quantity, today had the best dayshift lineup that I've seen at BT's since Michigan's clubs reopened in February. Below is what I remember about the talent.

Anna: 20's, Latino, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, petitish build, and has tats.

Athena: 20's, Greek, reddish hair, perky B-cup tits, and a spinner build. She stood firm at 300 for everything.

Dallas: 20's, Latino?, dark hair with highlights, B-cup tits, big booty, and a medium build.

Gabriella: 20's, black, dark hair, B-cup tits, and a thin build.

Ivy: 20's, black / white mix, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, petitish build, and has tats.

Jessie: 20's or 30's, white, dark hair, B-cup tits, big booty, thick build, and has tats.

Julia: 20's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, and a thick build.

Lana: 20's, black, dark hair, A-cup tits, and a thin build.

Mia: 20's, white, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build.

Natalia: 20's, black / white mix?, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build.

Seduction: 30's or 40's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, and a medium build.

Shy: 20's, black, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, petitish build, has tats, and wears glasses. Her enthusiastic onstage performance transferred well over to the VIP. The little maniac provided an excellent BBBJ & CFS session today. I would repeat.

Great recon as always seems to me that most of the area clubs are fans of the c cup and under crowd, in your travels have come across talent of the DD or better variety?

[SilentStorm]

They had fifteen dancers (6 to 8 appearance range) with thirty customers when I arrived. The appearance standouts were Athena, Mia, Natalia, and Zoey. In regards to quality and quantity, today had the best dayshift lineup that I've seen at BT's since Michigan's clubs reopened in February. Below is what I remember about the talent.

Anna: 20's, Latino, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, petitish build, and has tats.

Athena: 20's, Greek, reddish hair, perky B-cup tits, and a spinner build. She stood firm at 300 for everything.

Dallas: 20's, Latino?, dark hair with highlights, B-cup tits, big booty, and a medium build.

Gabriella: 20's, black, dark hair, B-cup tits, and a thin build.

Ivy: 20's, black / white mix, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, petitish build, and has tats.

Jessie: 20's or 30's, white, dark hair, B-cup tits, big booty, thick build, and has tats.

Julia: 20's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, and a thick build.

Lana: 20's, black, dark hair, A-cup tits, and a thin build.

Mia: 20's, white, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build.

Natalia: 20's, black / white mix?, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build.

Seduction: 30's or 40's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, and a medium build.

Shy: 20's, black, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, petitish build, has tats, and wears glasses. Her enthusiastic onstage performance transferred well over to the VIP. The little maniac provided an excellent BBBJ & CFS session today. I would repeat.

Simona: 20's, black / Latino mix?, dark hair, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build.

Yara: 20's, black, dark hair, C-cup tits, nice backside, and a medium build.

Zoey: 20's, white, strawberry blonde, A-cup tits, thin build, and has tats. She stood firm at 250 for everything.

Damages were: 8 for a beer, 20 VIP tax, and 125 for dances. Pic is labeled.

Please don't copy my reports and post them on other websites. Doing this is stealing from Detroit's working class mongers, not just me.

Was at BT's recently and saw a few of these good line up.

Talked to Dallas and was quoted $600 for everything. Looks like she doesn't like to do it with all and hence the premium price. That was her GPS discussion.

Has anyone taken Dallas back to the VIP? If so, what did you negotiate to? And what was your experience? PM is fine if that's what you prefer.

[DA9988]

It's called "The Office". It's $2,500 per year. They claim if you don't sign up right now it's going up to $5,000 per year soon. It includes Valet, Cover, and nothing else. You still pay for food and drinks. The back area just has a bench and no curtains or anything private. I don't see how this could survive. Since it's not well equipped for "dances", most of the girls are just expecting you to pay them to sit and talk with you.

Did this club even open?

[ED Pills]

This was tried in Battle Creek. Somebody rented out an old warehouse, it was invite only, and was 500 a head. I was not able to attend as I had conflicting plans, but was told that it was wild until the cops raided it. A lot of arrests were made, and the guy organizing it was hit with promoting prostitution, and some other charges about selling drinks with no liquor license. He ended up doing like 8 years in Prison. So my thought is that this isn't really a good business model.

This was 2011-2012 ish

Then he should be out now. Maybe he will try again.

[Member #7096]

She was with this guy for an hour an I couldn't wait it out.

The rest of the talent was weak.

Same problem I had. She was with a regular but at least they went upstairs. Couldn't wait for her and I hate the smoke in there. She is a hott one tho!

[SlyGuy12]

So I have a question. If someone rented a small office area or building room for a night and invited us all to visit there for a monger reunion or seminar say around 50 a head. Then invited a stack of strippers to cum actually have a free for all under the conditions they do not ask us all for any pay. Then the following day paid the strippers the 50 a head money to clean up and leave. How would that work legitimately? Just asking if anyone would have an idea?

This was tried in Battle Creek. Somebody rented out an old warehouse, it was invite only, and was 500 a head. I was not able to attend as I had conflicting plans, but was told that it was wild until the cops raided it. A lot of arrests were made, and the guy organizing it was hit with promoting prostitution, and some other charges about selling drinks with no liquor license. He ended up doing like 8 years in Prison. So my thought is that this isn't really a good business model.

This was 2011-2012 ish

[Ray Raynor]

So I have a question. If someone rented a small office area or building room for a night and invited us all to visit there for a monger reunion or seminar say around 50 a head. Then invited a stack of strippers to cum actually have a free for all under the conditions they do not ask us all for any pay. Then the following day paid the strippers the 50 a head money to clean up and leave. How would that work legitimately? Just asking if anyone would have an idea?

Have to think about how much would make it worthwhile for the girls. This might be a little spreadsheet activity for me the next few days.

Maybe the best idea is to charge the guys a walk-in fee and have the girls all agree to a small set price per guy. The fee for the men covers the rental and in exchange, the girls agree to a low fixed price.

[OaklandT309]

So I have a question. If someone rented a small office area or building room for a night and invited us all to visit there for a monger reunion or seminar say around 50 a head. Then invited a stack of strippers to cum actually have a free for all under the conditions they do not ask us all for any pay. Then the following day paid the strippers the 50 a head money to clean up and leave. How would that work legitimately? Just asking if anyone would have an idea?

I think first you'd need a shitload of guys attending to make it worth the while at only $50 each, assuming by free for all you mean a fuck party. 10 guys would only be 500. Subtract the room rental and that doesn't leave much for one girl let alone a stack of them. Realistically, I think it would need to 300-500 a head.

The Cohen comment cracked me up. I hear Guliani needs some work too.

[Member #6806]

I asked about her earlier. Only got a chance to talk to her when I tipped her on stage. She was with a regular but I love her mature look. I'd love to know what she is like upstairs.

She was with this guy for an hour an I couldn't wait it out.

The rest of the talent was weak.

[Member #7096]

Anyone see Mya at Bogarts.

Late 30's brunette curvy.

I asked about her earlier. Only got a chance to talk to her when I tipped her on stage. She was with a regular but I love her mature look. I'd love to know what she is like upstairs.