EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**DrPepper2976** · 10-03-21 23:56

Originally Posted by JesusCollins [View Original Post]

What is GPS? (I'm sure I've asked before).

When it is googled:

GPS. Golden pu $$why syndrome: an overinflated sense of self worth and importance to where she feels she should be worshipped and overcharges her clients.

(With agencies Alenas / MCE has been doing it, MA and 2 kg are starting to do it).

**Jesus Collins** · 10-03-21 16:59

Originally Posted by BigWaffle [View Original Post]

EdCarbone, good Euro options are just few and far between these days. For example, Tatianas is apparently totally kaput. There isn't much happening in Northbrook except for a couple old options which aren't very compelling. Golden Hands only has a couple mediocre ladies working. Independents are hard to find. Some Euro providers disappeared when covid hit and have never resurfaced.

GPS is always a factor with Euros, but a few years ago there were some nice options which justified occasionally paying the Euro premium (for example Natalie at Golden Hands, or Alina). These days it's pretty bleak.

What is GPS? (I'm sure I've asked before).

**EdCarbone** · 10-03-21 16:28

Originally Posted by BigWaffle [View Original Post]

EdCarbone, good Euro options are just few and far between these days. For example, Tatianas is apparently totally kaput. There isn't much happening in Northbrook except for a couple old options which aren't very compelling. Golden Hands only has a couple mediocre ladies working. Independents are hard to find. Some Euro providers disappeared when covid hit and have never resurfaced.

GPS is always a factor with Euros, but a few years ago there were some nice options which justified occasionally paying the Euro premium (for example Natalie at Golden Hands, or Alina). These days it's pretty bleak.

You're not meaning Alina from the outcall Alina's Russian Massage? I set an appointment a few weeks ago and she canceled 1 minute before the appointment time.

**Big Waffle** · 10-01-21 15:22

EdCarbone, good Euro options are just few and far between these days. For example, Tatianas is apparently totally kaput. There isn't much happening in Northbrook except for a couple old options which aren't very compelling. Golden Hands only has a couple mediocre ladies working. Independents are hard to find. Some Euro providers disappeared when covid hit and have never resurfaced.

GPS is always a factor with Euros, but a few years ago there were some nice options which justified occasionally paying the Euro premium (for example Natalie at Golden Hands, or Alina). These days it's pretty bleak.

**EdCarbone** · 10-01-21 11:37

Soooooo, from the lack of posting here, I'm guessing that many have drifted away from the Euro scene? Got tired of NB offices GPS? Just seems like things are on the decline. Sad.

**TheWimp** · 09-15-21 18:04

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Recently had an appointment with them in the NW burbs. Called, set the appointment, got ready, and they texted a cancellation 2 minutes before the appointment. WTF?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/161430

I've used them in the past maybe 2 years ago. The male phone operator was often rude. He would send the same girl to me which I did not like. The photo on the ad is more than 4 years old and is a stock photo. The therapists who visited me were well north of 50+. Save your money and visit an incall location. The damage for outcall could be 190+ depending on how greedy the therapist is.

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-15-21 14:08

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Recently had an appointment with them in the NW burbs. Called, set the appointment, got ready, and they texted a cancellation 2 minutes before the appointment. WTF?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/161430

Alina outcall, if it's the 4777 number, traces back to the now-defunct Tat's in Schaumburg. I'm surprised anyone even answered.

**EdCarbone** · 09-14-21 20:35

Recently had an appointment with them in the NW burbs. Called, set the appointment, got ready, and they texted a cancellation 2 minutes before the appointment. WTF?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/161430

**LukeSolo** · 09-05-21 22:44

I've been seeing this a ton on tinder lately. They have that one profile pic that gives their IG or snap handle. After a realistic exchange in chat they send the link to what ever massage booking form. It's hilarious because on the site it says "if you get a call from your credit card company just ignore it. " I was going to test it with a prepaid card just to see if that would work. But I got lazy.

Originally Posted by MMPowerRanger [View Original Post]

Lusttouchmassage.com

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, lusttouchmassage.com. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-05-21 14:20

Petemusk clear your inbox.

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-05-21 00:11

I'm noticing that RM has a new review under Solar in NB for a "Katie. " That isn't our Katja, is it? I thought she was permanently out of the game and closed that office?

**CubsFan123** · 08-31-21 14:42

Originally Posted by Hello9999 [View Original Post]

What was the name of the place?

It's called CTM.

**PeteMusk** · 08-30-21 08:48

Originally Posted by MMPowerRanger [View Original Post]

Lusttouchmassage.com

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, lusttouchmassage.com. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?

Is a scam. I had a bot send me a link to happyhandmassage.com to also verify and pay a fee etc. Before booking. It isn't at all legit. The person or bot vanished off IG as soon as I questioned it, not just a block but left the site completely.

**RichL1234** · 08-29-21 18:00

Originally Posted by MMPowerRanger [View Original Post]

Lusttouchmassage.com

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, lusttouchmassage.com. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?

No experience, but I definitely call BS on that one.

Steer clear of it.