Escort Reports

[UltraFind77]

LOVE those little titties.

She'll be my Tuesday afternoon. If her TER reviews are accurate you may never hear from me again; I might have died and gone to heaven. Wish me luck.

[UltraFind77]

A business associate used to see her 2-3 times a year. Raved about her clit.

There were rumors several years ago that Briana Bourne, bodybuilder massage and escort from Grand Rapids has an enormous clit. I never met her personally so I don't have first hand knowledge. Her pictures were always too masculine for my taste. I am primarily an AMP guy but I investigated her when she traveled to SE MI, which she used to do regularly. Reports were that she can either give a are&T or go full escort depending on monger's preference and wallet. Rumor was she often included greek sessions with enthusiasm. Again, I can't verify, but I only pay attention to trusted senior's reviews. So in my mind.

[JoeyRamone]

I was finally able to get a text back from Mandie. We did the usual back and forth and set up an appointment for 8 o'clock.

I get there at 7:58. Park in the specific spot she instructed and stayed in my car. All part of her extensive instructions.

She says hold on a few minutes. At 8:10 she says she's just waiting for her neighbors to go inside. At 8:15 I ask what's up. Nothing. At 8:30 (WAY longer than I'd usually wait) I ask what's going on?? At 8:45 I say fuck it I'm out of here and leave.

At 9:30 (yes 9:30. An hour and a half after my appointment time) she texts, did you leave already? Seriously? Already? WTF?

I just said yeah I'm done for the night.

She clearly double booked the time and I got the short straw.

I was pissed but didn't say so since she's been on my "to do" list for a long time and might, MIGHT! Try it again. Even after such a shitty experience.

[OaklandT309]

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[OaklandT309]

Did you get MSOG? Or just one and done?

I held it so I only came once, during some great CG. I had to make her pause and switch from BBBJs twice because I was getting too close. From what I've read from actual reviewers she allows MSOG, but I was afraid I might not be able to go 2 rounds so I went cautious.

[OaklandT309]

Well I finally got a reply as well. Only a day later and at an odd time, just stating 'what's up babe'. I replied back with requesting details to help set up the appointment. Let's see.

Am more curious if the pics are accurate or it's a vintage pic from back in the day.

You say out of town. Whereabouts from?

That response sounds like she's fake. Out of town? Right. Caveat emptor.

[SilentStorm]

Well I finally got a reply as well. Only a day later and at an odd time, just stating 'what's up babe'. I replied back with requesting details to help set up the appointment. Let's see.

Am more curious if the pics are accurate or it's a vintage pic from back in the day.

You say out of town. Whereabouts from?

She responded to me yesterday but couldn't meet as she wanted to share my pic at last minute. Not sure if she is in town today.

[SlyGuy12]

Yeah a real butter face. Smh.

Never seen this girl, but based on the pictures, she doesn't look like a butterface. Of course, I am used to fat, ugly, cracked out ******, all that posts in Kalamazoo and Battle Creek.

[TugHunter]

I'm also looking for a girl with a huge clit or huge inner labia.

There were rumors several years ago that Briana Bourne, bodybuilder massage and escort from Grand Rapids has an enormous clit. I never met her personally so I don't have first hand knowledge. Her pictures were always too masculine for my taste. I am primarily an AMP guy but I investigated her when she traveled to SE MI, which she used to do regularly. Reports were that she can either give a are&T or go full escort depending on monger's preference and wallet. Rumor was she often included greek sessions with enthusiasm. Again, I can't verify, but I only pay attention to trusted senior's reviews. So in my mind.

[YogiBaba420]

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-422-0321

I had my date with Mandie this afternoon. She exceeded all my expectations; and I had very high expectations. If you're not into slow, sweet, teasing, sexy GFE don't bother with her. If you want a quick SS bang with a girl who likes it a little rough, never mind. She doesn't roll that way.

She's a clean, drug-free, beautiful, hot, sensual, accommodating, GFE, CFS, BBBJ, fetish-friendly / fetish enthusiastic goddess.

Well I repeat? Without a doubt. Will I spend my fun money on other providers? Not any time soon. If I'm short on cash I'll save up a little. She's worth every cent (400 for 90 unrushed minutes). Mandie's my new ATF. A few have come close, but as a whole package Mandie takes over the #1 spot. If there were a provider Hall of Fame she's be there. Her only weak point is punctuality, but her delays from prepping are a small price to pay. It's worth the wait. Book with a wider window of opportunity and problem solved.

Someone told me if I meet her I'll feel like I won the lottery. He nailed it.

Did you get MSOG? Or just one and done?

[Heller44]

Any providers out there with large lips, clit or both?

I'm also looking for a girl with a huge clit or huge inner labia.

[MandieHart]

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[OaklandT309]

No pics? So keep scrolling. I don't know why you guys are making this a "thing".
The flint section has been talking about some cookie lady for years with not a single pic anywhere.

Not a single pic of Cookie anywhere, unless you actually look.

[OaklandT309]

Thanks for the warning. I was curious but since she has a a bit of a butter face I was hesitant to spend the $$$ Now I know to trust my instincts.

Yeah a real butter face. Smh.

[JuanHunglow69]

I do scroll past no-pic ads, and a 1000 reviews won't change that. But your harping on it, and you guys and your 'PM me for details' and the one about 'screening for her' is actually a much bigger red flag now.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I don't understand this pm. Why keep talking about that not everyone understands like a massage parlor by name and no location. If you want to keep secrets call or pm each other.