Escort Reports

[FunnyBoner]

Trinity.

Boy it pains me to even write this. Just saw Trinity recently and boy have things gone downhill for her. She is really into the candy now (whatever flavor), and it is really taking a toll on her. By all rights she is still pretty in my eyes because I saw and remember her before, but the whole experience now is just so sub par and not what she used to be.

She shows up somewhat coherent, but obviously high. We talk for a bit and she can't keep a straight thought for more than a minute. After her bathroom break (at least an hour) she returns 'ready' with a towel wrapped around her. She still has the body I like, albeit thinner now. But still amazing tits and a killer slender body. She does still has remnants of the beauty she was. Her hair disheveled pink and blond now, disguising her sunken face from the candy. Her skin pale and littered with many bumps and bruises over her body from who knows what. I choose to see the remnants.

After we engage I immediately catch a whiff of something wrong down below. Wow. Even after an hour in the bathroom! Obviously she wasn't washing. I can barely get to the finish line, and am relieved when I do, just so it can end.

She is a fraction of her former self. I wrote a raving review of her a while ago, but she is far from that now. She once was a breath of fresh air in this crazy hobby. Now just a trick, trying to pay for her habit. She still tries to command the premium rates that she once deserved, but now I just wouldn't.

Pros are she is still sweet, real and legit. If you can get her to respond, remember she is doubtfully coherent on the other end, and will likely take hours to respond to the simplest of texts. But if you do connect it will be a legit date.

I didn't post a link cause she currently does not have an ad up.

[UltraFind77]

LOVE those little titties.

She'll be my Tuesday afternoon. If her TER reviews are accurate you may never hear from me again; I might have died and gone to heaven. Wish me luck.

[UltraFind77]

A business associate used to see her 2-3 times a year. Raved about her clit.

There were rumors several years ago that Briana Bourne, bodybuilder massage and escort from Grand Rapids has an enormous clit. I never met her personally so I don't have first hand knowledge. Her pictures were always too masculine for my taste. I am primarily an AMP guy but I investigated her when she traveled to SE MI, which she used to do regularly. Reports were that she can either give a are&T or go full escort depending on monger's preference and wallet. Rumor was she often included greek sessions with enthusiasm. Again, I can't verify, but I only pay attention to trusted senior's reviews. So in my mind.

[JoeyRamone]

I was finally able to get a text back from Mandie. We did the usual back and forth and set up an appointment for 8 o'clock.

I get there at 7:58. Park in the specific spot she instructed and stayed in my car. All part of her extensive instructions.

She says hold on a few minutes. At 8:10 she says she's just waiting for her neighbors to go inside. At 8:15 I ask what's up. Nothing. At 8:30 (WAY longer than I'd usually wait) I ask what's going on?? At 8:45 I say fuck it I'm out of here and leave.

At 9:30 (yes 9:30. An hour and a half after my appointment time) she texts, did you leave already? Seriously? Already? WTF?

I just said yeah I'm done for the night.

She clearly double booked the time and I got the short straw.

I was pissed but didn't say so since she's been on my "to do" list for a long time and might, MIGHT! Try it again. Even after such a shitty experience.

[OaklandT309]

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[OaklandT309]

Did you get MSOG? Or just one and done?

I held it so I only came once, during some great CG. I had to make her pause and switch from BBBJs twice because I was getting too close. From what I've read from actual reviewers she allows MSOG, but I was afraid I might not be able to go 2 rounds so I went cautious.

[OaklandT309]

Well I finally got a reply as well. Only a day later and at an odd time, just stating 'what's up babe'. I replied back with requesting details to help set up the appointment. Let's see.

Am more curious if the pics are accurate or it's a vintage pic from back in the day.

You say out of town. Whereabouts from?

That response sounds like she's fake. Out of town? Right. Caveat emptor.

[SilentStorm]

Well I finally got a reply as well. Only a day later and at an odd time, just stating 'what's up babe'. I replied back with requesting details to help set up the appointment. Let's see.

Am more curious if the pics are accurate or it's a vintage pic from back in the day.

You say out of town. Whereabouts from?

She responded to me yesterday but couldn't meet as she wanted to share my pic at last minute. Not sure if she is in town today.

[SlyGuy12]

Yeah a real butter face. Smh.

Never seen this girl, but based on the pictures, she doesn't look like a butterface. Of course, I am used to fat, ugly, cracked out ******, all that posts in Kalamazoo and Battle Creek.

[TugHunter]

I'm also looking for a girl with a huge clit or huge inner labia.

There were rumors several years ago that Briana Bourne, bodybuilder massage and escort from Grand Rapids has an enormous clit. I never met her personally so I don't have first hand knowledge. Her pictures were always too masculine for my taste. I am primarily an AMP guy but I investigated her when she traveled to SE MI, which she used to do regularly. Reports were that she can either give a are&T or go full escort depending on monger's preference and wallet. Rumor was she often included greek sessions with enthusiasm. Again, I can't verify, but I only pay attention to trusted senior's reviews. So in my mind.

[YogiBaba420]

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-422-0321

I had my date with Mandie this afternoon. She exceeded all my expectations; and I had very high expectations. If you're not into slow, sweet, teasing, sexy GFE don't bother with her. If you want a quick SS bang with a girl who likes it a little rough, never mind. She doesn't roll that way.

She's a clean, drug-free, beautiful, hot, sensual, accommodating, GFE, CFS, BBBJ, fetish-friendly / fetish enthusiastic goddess.

Well I repeat? Without a doubt. Will I spend my fun money on other providers? Not any time soon. If I'm short on cash I'll save up a little. She's worth every cent (400 for 90 unrushed minutes). Mandie's my new ATF. A few have come close, but as a whole package Mandie takes over the #1 spot. If there were a provider Hall of Fame she's be there. Her only weak point is punctuality, but her delays from prepping are a small price to pay. It's worth the wait. Book with a wider window of opportunity and problem solved.

Someone told me if I meet her I'll feel like I won the lottery. He nailed it.

Did you get MSOG? Or just one and done?

[Heller44]

Any providers out there with large lips, clit or both?

I'm also looking for a girl with a huge clit or huge inner labia.

[MandieHart]

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[OaklandT309]

No pics? So keep scrolling. I don't know why you guys are making this a "thing".
The flint section has been talking about some cookie lady for years with not a single pic anywhere.

Not a single pic of Cookie anywhere, unless you actually look.

[OaklandT309]

Thanks for the warning. I was curious but since she has a a bit of a butter face I was hesitant to spend the $$$ Now I know to trust my instincts.

Yeah a real butter face. Smh.