Massage Parlor Reports

[Kukku MrDun]

Lucky Massage, on Norwalk near Forest Lawn Cemetery.

40 house fee, 40 HJ.

Curtains, no door, and walls don't go up to the ceiling, but clean and no fish or cabbage smell.

Late 30's hard living to early 50's Asian mamasan was the provider, didn't bother to remember her name.

Poor massage, and no teasing.

Very transactional on the flip. Allowed under the shirt / bra roaming.

Jackhammer, and impatient. Seriously, do they think most men finish after a few lackluster strokes?

She had poor technique, and for some reason crossed her hands to massage the balls. As in, she on my right, but uses her right to stroke, and left to fondle the boys.

Will not return. I don't mind the transactional nature at times, and may even forgive the poor massage, but at least have decent core form.

[ReckSlaf]

The city closed down every MP in town a couple years ago. No LE involved. They figured out there was illicit activity going on and just revoked their business licenses. At the time I think there were only a couple left. Venus in Centerpointe and the place in the 4-storey medical building. There was a big meeting in front of City Council where the owners were there and trying to explain that they were running legit businesses, but the Council was having none of it.

Venus was decent. The place in the medical building was just weird. There were a couple places before those that went out of business several years earlier. That's the danger of operating in a small town like La Palma.

What was weird about the medical building one? They were open late and had some extremely young providers who used to let you get away with a lot before they got wise and started up charging. Used to have girls that would get completely naked and make out with you while jerking you off. I've had a few saran wrap BJ's that eventually became BBBJ and given a couple of saran wrap BJ's. Never found out where they ended up moving to. There was an address posted outside their door, but when I checked it out. It was different and just old grandmas.

[Grimmy23]

I saw in the member's reply to my comment about Healthy Foot in La Palma. He mentioned that legit shops are tightly monitored. I wasn't able to find any recent posts about monitoring Westminster activity.

I also won't to comment on the state of affairs in Westminster. I will just say, things are nominal.

I never mentioned anything about Westminster, and I've never mongered In Westminster so I don't know the situation there. La Palma though, if you so much as fart in the wrong direction in La Palma the entire La Palma PD shows up.

[Foggie]

Long time monger here, barely found this site last night. Might as well start throwing out some intel. Mimosa used to be an overflow of the upstairs Fairview site where Tina, Nala, etc. Used to work. A few years ago, it changed ownership. Woman who works there is Lisa, I'm pretty sure she's the only one now. I remember months back she had an assistant, and she actually trained her on me, which I allowed. Got 4 hands going on me while Lisa fed her instructions on how to tease me, kind of turned me on. Besides the point, she is the only one there now. 4 for HH. . 5 for HE with mega tease. This is what I'm used to there and have been doing for years. Lisa is probably late 30's but she keeps up well. Huge natural tits. Smoothest skin. I've always been an HE guy, never FS, I never ask for it with providers, but one day a few months ago, Lisa surprised me when on the flip she was holding a condom and asked me if I wanted "to make love. " I obliged and she rode me CG then flipped and rode RCG. After 10 minutes, she got on the table and I proceeded to finish standing mish. My mind was still wondering what just happened, and I had the biggest smile. She never asked for tip, but I just left a benji on the table and all was good next visit. I got more addicted. It's always FS with her now, as I go every other week since. I don't know if I got FS because she's known me for a while, but it may be on the table for new people if you treat her nice. Sundays are appt only. Pros: tight body, no pouch, always in tight dress. Beautiful natural face, no crazy makeup. Doesn't break the bank. Awesome tease. Cons: Since she's the only one working, if someone comes in, she has to get up and answer the door. Sometimes her boyfriend / husband? Is there too. Must be family owned. Support small business.

[JakeForTheWin]

I've wanted to chime in about this place too. I've seen Ava when she was at Honey Spa. Curvy in all the right places and super hot. We didn't click enough for me to be a frequent customer of hers but I've been wanting to revisit her I just haven't had an opportunity yet. I've also see Yuyu, Violet / old Vina from Honey Spa and Bonnie. Yuyu is great. A classic case of unbridled enthusiasm. That's not code for FS or anything. Just a very fun and enthusiastic girl. Vina is good too and has been heavily reviewed. Bonnie is Columbian and has had a lot of obvious work done but she's hot nonetheless. Looks like one of the hotter and more expensive blonde Columbian girls you'd see on one of those cam sites. No big complaints about any of these girls. I had some lackluster experiences here and there at Honey but I've been satisfied here so far. It seems to be a mostly new, or at least renamed crew here but I have seen some old Honey names pop up here and at their sister locations. This, Pure Relaxation and Health Beauty Spa in Orange are all Honey offshoots and all have instagrams with relax or relaxation in the title but I can never remember which one is which. One girl I've been curious about is Rae. Cute brunette Asian girl they use for the picture. And yes, we all know they aren't real pictures but I've been satisfied with what I've found so far.

Also wanted to chime in and say jazzy is back. She is great when I last saw her. Petite Latina with a nice body. As far as the massage it was ok. She did some nice underhand teasing and the sliding was ok too. I guess honey spa has fallen off from the great girls who used to work here. Everyones favorite was Paris, brianna, Claire, Amber and Novia. I have been seeing lyn, petite asian as mentioned here and she does good teasing. Has anyone ever been able to get extras from her. Her menu is very limited, pm me if you have.

I have also seen Yuru / Yuri. Goes by different names depending on which spa she works at. She was the old receptionist also at honey. My session with her was average as well. She is asian, early 20's, average body, not fat not skinny. She did allow FIV which I appreciated which is hard to find now a days. Nothing really to write home about. If there are any girls at these spas who allow extras please let me know LOL. I feel like a HJ / nuru just does not do it for me anymore.

[Slammer6008]

I saw in the member's reply to my comment about Healthy Foot in La Palma. He mentioned that legit shops are tightly monitored. I wasn't able to find any recent posts about monitoring Westminster activity.

I also won't to comment on the state of affairs in Westminster. I will just say, things are nominal.

Hey thanks for the Intel. I'll Unleash slammer over there tomorrow.

[Romper Room]

OOps, Bolsa chica and warner. Same as Valley Viesw.

[CubeBrick]

I finally let curiosity get the better of me and tried this place last week. Got "Jessie" an overweight grandma with a saggy body. First I saw the sign in front, it said $30. They said "no its 40 inside the room". Strike 1. So I'm inside, she says 80 to fuck. Ok whatever, I wanted the no rubber option, "that's 1 oo". What the fuck? I expected 6 o because she's a grandma whom I would probably never even want to bone outside of this situation. So she starts BBBJ, which felt ok. Then I laid her down for some raw mish, and she said I can't cum inside. WTF? Strike 3.

I left disappointed and felt ripped off. I expected these grandmas would be a value, like 3 o + 6 o and can cum inside. Oh. Also she said no anal that's extra. Won't be returning. I felt dirty and creepy as I left this filthy hovel of a parlor. Total spent 14 o, I could have done it with one of my regulars who looks way better, younger (50's) and sometimes lets me cum inside her when she's feeling it. I am giving fish and chips a thumbs down. Thanks gentlemen for reading my report.

[Caribe]

Grimy, I value your input on this thread but I had to laugh at the comment that LE is monitoring shops tightly in Westminster. I don't want to stir up a hornets' nest with specifics but I get the impression their "Eyes are Wide Shut. ".

I saw in the member's reply to my comment about Healthy Foot in La Palma. He mentioned that legit shops are tightly monitored. I wasn't able to find any recent posts about monitoring Westminster activity.

I also won't to comment on the state of affairs in Westminster. I will just say, things are nominal.

[Volcom543]

Any mp in Irvine.

[HeadorTail]

Healthy Foot has gone completely legit as far as I can tell. The city has everything under a microscope. There are a couple of fully legit spas in town but they're monitored tightly.

Grimy, I value your input on this thread but I had to laugh at the comment that LE is monitoring shops tightly in Westminster. I don't want to stir up a hornets' nest with specifics but I get the impression their "Eyes are Wide Shut. ".

[Grimmy23]

Is it something that can make you gay?

OMG, prostate massage is one of the most fucking intense things you can possibly get at an MP, assuming you get someone who knows how to do it right. It's not just the girl shoving her finger up your bung hole. There's a technique to it, and if she knows what she's doing you will have one of the most intense orgasms of your life. And no it will not make you gay. Around here there's only a couple providers I know of who know how to give a proper prostate massage. Zelda the Walnutsaver (you can google that) - she works out of the back of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center. In her 50's and not a looker, but worth the experience at least once. The one time I saw her was the only time I ever popped twice with a provider, and the only time I orgasmed so hard that I literally screamed. It took me 10 minutes of laying on the table before I had the energy to get up and get dressed. I don't think I had a drop of cum left in me by the time she was done. The other one is Kastina who works out of an apartment in the same area. I don't recommend her but she does a decent job with the back door. Some other girls will just shove a finger up your ass while stroking you off and call it prostate. That does make it a little more intense, but again there's a huge difference between that and someone who really knows how to do it.

[Connaisseur]

I have enjoyed several completely nude HE sessions at Elite Acupuncture (aka #109) in LF. The house fee is relatively low, then you have to negotiate with your therapist. Fully nude HE is usually around 1-1.2; I have seen a couple of Latinas in that format, the latter. Camilla - being one of the most memorable MP experiences I have ever had. A couple years prior I chanced upon an Asian girl (presumably Chinese, but the tall, slender variety) that did a fully nude massage, and finished me up with a foot job, a very enjoyable and novel session. The place is in a building that houses several medical offices; you can call and make an appointment, or try your luck as a walk-in and see who is available.

Happy hunting!

Conn.

I don't know of any around here, and I've been searching for 30+ years. There are a few independents I see who give a completely nude massage with HE, but they're not cheap and you have to book them ahead of time because they're not brick and mortar. Most of the Asian places you can get top down and skirt up, but as I mentioned earlier that's not quite the same in my book as totally nude even though you see all of the private stuff. If you ever visit Toronto, they have legal body rub parlors up there where you get a fully naked girl and even get a lineup most of the time, but this of course is OC, not Toronto. There used to be places operating out of big houses in Bel Air / Brentwood / Beverly Hills that I used to frequent. That was before the internet was much of a thing. They advertised in the LA XPress and the ads would say something like "I'm a real college girl, not a pro, and I offer a full body massage at my place nude. " I went up there and actually got very hot, white, 20 something girls who literally could have just walked right off the UCLA campus. They'd get completely naked and spend a full hour rubbing their tits all over your chest and stomach while making small talk, then finish by hand. I wasn't much older than the girls in those days and they were all literally girls I would have been happy to date. They looked and acted like real girls, not sex workers. I really miss that.

[Grimmy23]

Not everything is shut down. Healthy Foot on La Palm is open. Not sure what services are now available. I used to get FS from Sunny who came from Top Dragon in Hawaiian Gardens, until she moved on. Then thre was wild Annie out of the same shop. The shop kinda cleaned up but I'm uncertain whether it has gone completely legit.

Healthy Foot has gone completely legit as far as I can tell. The city has everything under a microscope. There are a couple of fully legit spas in town but they're monitored tightly.

[FrankFromMesa]

Thanks for your report. As I understand it this is HJ from a totally nude young provider. Tip of 100 seems a bit high for a HJ plus erotic eye candy. Touching permitted? Did she ask for 100? Google maps claims Haven Spa is permanently closed?

Touching is permitted. Where and how much depends on the girl. This is their version of NURU. $ is the standard there for that service. Haven is one of the nicest facilities out there.