Massage Parlor Reports

[CubeBrick]

I finally let curiosity get the better of me and tried this place last week. Got "Jessie" an overweight grandma with a saggy body. First I saw the sign in front, it said $30. They said "no its 40 inside the room". Strike 1. So I'm inside, she says 80 to fuck. Ok whatever, I wanted the no rubber option, "that's 1 oo". What the fuck? I expected 6 o because she's a grandma whom I would probably never even want to bone outside of this situation. So she starts BBBJ, which felt ok. Then I laid her down for some raw mish, and she said I can't cum inside. WTF? Strike 3.

I left disappointed and felt ripped off. I expected these grandmas would be a value, like 3 o + 6 o and can cum inside. Oh. Also she said no anal that's extra. Won't be returning. I felt dirty and creepy as I left this filthy hovel of a parlor. Total spent 14 o, I could have done it with one of my regulars who looks way better, younger (50's) and sometimes lets me cum inside her when she's feeling it. I am giving fish and chips a thumbs down. Thanks gentlemen for reading my report.

[Caribe]

Grimy, I value your input on this thread but I had to laugh at the comment that LE is monitoring shops tightly in Westminster. I don't want to stir up a hornets' nest with specifics but I get the impression their "Eyes are Wide Shut. ".

I saw in the member's reply to my comment about Healthy Foot in La Palma. He mentioned that legit shops are tightly monitored. I wasn't able to find any recent posts about monitoring Westminster activity.

I also won't to comment on the state of affairs in Westminster. I will just say, things are nominal.

[Volcom543]

Any mp in Irvine.

[HeadorTail]

Healthy Foot has gone completely legit as far as I can tell. The city has everything under a microscope. There are a couple of fully legit spas in town but they're monitored tightly.

Grimy, I value your input on this thread but I had to laugh at the comment that LE is monitoring shops tightly in Westminster. I don't want to stir up a hornets' nest with specifics but I get the impression their "Eyes are Wide Shut. ".

[Grimmy23]

Is it something that can make you gay?

OMG, prostate massage is one of the most fucking intense things you can possibly get at an MP, assuming you get someone who knows how to do it right. It's not just the girl shoving her finger up your bung hole. There's a technique to it, and if she knows what she's doing you will have one of the most intense orgasms of your life. And no it will not make you gay. Around here there's only a couple providers I know of who know how to give a proper prostate massage. Zelda the Walnutsaver (you can google that) - she works out of the back of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center. In her 50's and not a looker, but worth the experience at least once. The one time I saw her was the only time I ever popped twice with a provider, and the only time I orgasmed so hard that I literally screamed. It took me 10 minutes of laying on the table before I had the energy to get up and get dressed. I don't think I had a drop of cum left in me by the time she was done. The other one is Kastina who works out of an apartment in the same area. I don't recommend her but she does a decent job with the back door. Some other girls will just shove a finger up your ass while stroking you off and call it prostate. That does make it a little more intense, but again there's a huge difference between that and someone who really knows how to do it.

[Connaisseur]

I have enjoyed several completely nude HE sessions at Elite Acupuncture (aka #109) in LF. The house fee is relatively low, then you have to negotiate with your therapist. Fully nude HE is usually around 1-1.2; I have seen a couple of Latinas in that format, the latter. Camilla - being one of the most memorable MP experiences I have ever had. A couple years prior I chanced upon an Asian girl (presumably Chinese, but the tall, slender variety) that did a fully nude massage, and finished me up with a foot job, a very enjoyable and novel session. The place is in a building that houses several medical offices; you can call and make an appointment, or try your luck as a walk-in and see who is available.

Happy hunting!

Conn.

I don't know of any around here, and I've been searching for 30+ years. There are a few independents I see who give a completely nude massage with HE, but they're not cheap and you have to book them ahead of time because they're not brick and mortar. Most of the Asian places you can get top down and skirt up, but as I mentioned earlier that's not quite the same in my book as totally nude even though you see all of the private stuff. If you ever visit Toronto, they have legal body rub parlors up there where you get a fully naked girl and even get a lineup most of the time, but this of course is OC, not Toronto. There used to be places operating out of big houses in Bel Air / Brentwood / Beverly Hills that I used to frequent. That was before the internet was much of a thing. They advertised in the LA XPress and the ads would say something like "I'm a real college girl, not a pro, and I offer a full body massage at my place nude. " I went up there and actually got very hot, white, 20 something girls who literally could have just walked right off the UCLA campus. They'd get completely naked and spend a full hour rubbing their tits all over your chest and stomach while making small talk, then finish by hand. I wasn't much older than the girls in those days and they were all literally girls I would have been happy to date. They looked and acted like real girls, not sex workers. I really miss that.

[Grimmy23]

Not everything is shut down. Healthy Foot on La Palm is open. Not sure what services are now available. I used to get FS from Sunny who came from Top Dragon in Hawaiian Gardens, until she moved on. Then thre was wild Annie out of the same shop. The shop kinda cleaned up but I'm uncertain whether it has gone completely legit.

Healthy Foot has gone completely legit as far as I can tell. The city has everything under a microscope. There are a couple of fully legit spas in town but they're monitored tightly.

[FrankFromMesa]

Thanks for your report. As I understand it this is HJ from a totally nude young provider. Tip of 100 seems a bit high for a HJ plus erotic eye candy. Touching permitted? Did she ask for 100? Google maps claims Haven Spa is permanently closed?

Touching is permitted. Where and how much depends on the girl. This is their version of NURU. $ is the standard there for that service. Haven is one of the nicest facilities out there.

[TeemmyBoy]

Not everything is shut down. Healthy Foot on La Palm is open. Not sure what services are now available. I used to get FS from Sunny who came from Top Dragon in Hawaiian Gardens, until she moved on. Then thre was wild Annie out of the same shop. The shop kinda cleaned up but I'm uncertain whether it has gone completely legit.

As far as I know, after sunny and Annie left, its been pretty legit in there so far.

[Nice Guy 99]

I found my girl Lyn to be represented well. She was young in her 20's I believe. I thought she was way hotter than the pic. $45 to enter. Massage that was pretty lame. You do have a fully nude girl on you tho. A little teasing but not much. After the flip went to the HE. It was good and slow. Enjoyable. $100 tip to her and she walks me out. Place was nice. Sink inside each room that I saw. A ton of rooms with some girls names on them. Maybe they rent out rooms.

Thanks for your report. As I understand it this is HJ from a totally nude young provider. Tip of 100 seems a bit high for a HJ plus erotic eye candy. Touching permitted? Did she ask for 100? Google maps claims Haven Spa is permanently closed?

[NailBoiz1]

Anyone know any good provider who is tia or Japanese. Use to in inland but they are all gone.

There is a good Thai one but she works for an agency in Irvine. $280 an hour, GFI.

Look under agency post her name is Bella.

[HanceHyatt2020]

Anyone know any good provider who is tia or Japanese. Use to in inland but they are all gone.

[Oc Amper]

Have to assume, its Bolsa Chica and Warner that you intended to say?

I hear Miss Saigon in Hunting Beach is open 24 hour. Bolsa and Warner.

[ClGuy86]

I've wanted to chime in about this place too. I've seen Ava when she was at Honey Spa. Curvy in all the right places and super hot. We didn't click enough for me to be a frequent customer of hers but I've been wanting to revisit her I just haven't had an opportunity yet. I've also see Yuyu, Violet / old Vina from Honey Spa and Bonnie. Yuyu is great. A classic case of unbridled enthusiasm. That's not code for FS or anything. Just a very fun and enthusiastic girl. Vina is good too and has been heavily reviewed. Bonnie is Columbian and has had a lot of obvious work done but she's hot nonetheless. Looks like one of the hotter and more expensive blonde Columbian girls you'd see on one of those cam sites. No big complaints about any of these girls. I had some lackluster experiences here and there at Honey but I've been satisfied here so far. It seems to be a mostly new, or at least renamed crew here but I have seen some old Honey names pop up here and at their sister locations. This, Pure Relaxation and Health Beauty Spa in Orange are all Honey offshoots and all have instagrams with relax or relaxation in the title but I can never remember which one is which. One girl I've been curious about is Rae. Cute brunette Asian girl they use for the picture. And yes, we all know they aren't real pictures but I've been satisfied with what I've found so far.

Any recon on this spot??

I'm thinking of seeing Ava and wanted to see if there's any other girls worth checking out.

Thanks in advance!

I too was thinking of checking the place out, its on my list for when I'm in town in 2 weeks. I just did a Google Map and see its permanently closed? I guess do a drive by.

[SlickJJ]

I've wanted to chime in about this place too. I've seen Ava when she was at Honey Spa. Curvy in all the right places and super hot. We didn't click enough for me to be a frequent customer of hers but I've been wanting to revisit her I just haven't had an opportunity yet. I've also see Yuyu, Violet / old Vina from Honey Spa and Bonnie. Yuyu is great. A classic case of unbridled enthusiasm. That's not code for FS or anything. Just a very fun and enthusiastic girl. Vina is good too and has been heavily reviewed. Bonnie is Columbian and has had a lot of obvious work done but she's hot nonetheless. Looks like one of the hotter and more expensive blonde Columbian girls you'd see on one of those cam sites. No big complaints about any of these girls. I had some lackluster experiences here and there at Honey but I've been satisfied here so far. It seems to be a mostly new, or at least renamed crew here but I have seen some old Honey names pop up here and at their sister locations. This, Pure Relaxation and Health Beauty Spa in Orange are all Honey offshoots and all have instagrams with relax or relaxation in the title but I can never remember which one is which. One girl I've been curious about is Rae. Cute brunette Asian girl they use for the picture. And yes, we all know they aren't real pictures but I've been satisfied with what I've found so far.

I actually just went to this place on a random pick. They do have a lineup if you text their number. While pics are not real I found my girl Lyn to be represented well. She was young in her 20's I believe. I thought she was way hotter than the pic. $45 to enter to a hot girl at the front desk. Wonder if she's doing massages. Ill have to ask next time. So a full nude massage that was pretty lame. Just a whole lot of soft rubbing. You do have a fully nude girl on you tho. A little teasing but not much. After the flip went to the HE. It was good and slow. Enjoyable. I asked her after if girls offered more there and she said depends on the girl but most do not. That kinda sucks. $100 tip to her and she walks me out. Place was nice. Sink inside each room that I saw. A ton of rooms with some girls names on them. Maybe they rent out rooms.

It overall was good with a young pretty girl. I might try it again to see if I can get more.