Streetwalker Reports

[Dr Manhattan]

Thank you!

Also, if you go in without a condom on a regular basis, do yourself a favor and urinate ASAP to clear your urethra of bacteria and put a VERY MILD foam sanitizer on your goods. I had about 50+ BBBJ's before I finally caught something, but when I did, it was hell on Earth.

[JimHoll]

One from Greenfield, one on National. Both most definitely worth the price of admission but both desperate for a safe quiet place to rest after smoke, shower, eats & orgasm. That says nothing for my sexual abilities just that they simply need rest. I sure wished I would have had this luxury when I was 25. They would have never gotten any sleep. My bad.

[Apophis1]

But she has long black hair, latina. Pretty skinny now. Wasn't fat before but a little thick. Wears slippers and short shorts. I think has her temple or eye brow pierced. She's short too. On lower national usually (like 16-20 only).

Again, to each their own and take your plunge on her. But skinny or not. Absolutely gross!! You will find a stank foul hooch, stretch marks galore, sag, flab, hurried and crap service, hairy pits hooch and legs. And that's all in the 1st 60 seconds. But. A pretty face.

[RubMe262]

My first post had a lovely homemade map of what I considered to be the south loop too, guess maps aren't allowed.

[ATW2020]

Anyone got some clear pictures of this Angel I keep hearing mixed reviews about? She may have been that hot piece I ran into one morning but I didn't get her name. I've already done a thread search and forum search but all available pics are either blurry, or the girl in the picture is turned around without her face showing.

Also, anyone hear see Nicole around lately? Haven't seen her around in a while.

But she has long black hair, latina. Pretty skinny now. Wasn't fat before but a little thick. Wears slippers and short shorts. I think has her temple or eye brow pierced. She's short too. On lower national usually (like 16-20 only).

[MrHayness]

Thank you for taking the time to discuss these guidelines Coochie (knows the game well) Eater!

Put your wallet and anything valuable in the TRUNK. Not the glove compartment, not the bolster, not the slot in the door: THE TRUNK! Have the amount you want to spend or get robbed of in your shirt pocket. Have your tip in your sock. If you have old school car keys, when you park, take them out of the ignition and put them where she can't reach them. It's best to have a spare set without your house or apartment keys attached. If you have the electronic fob ignition that just has to be in (or near) the car, put that in the trunk as well. It was an old trick for a slore to pull the keys out of the ignition and either take off with them or hold them as ransom. If you're going to stop a woman on the street, have a good reason for talking to them: "Hey can you tell me where Fountain Street is?" Thank god for electronic door locks. Keep your doors locked until she tries to get in. She may look hot cruising past at 25 mph, but when she gets to the car. OMFG! What happened to her face? Okay, so if she's passable, she's either a cop, a hooker, or a civilian. If she's a hooker, she's trying to get into your car as quickly as possible. If she's a civilian, she's probably trying to answer your question. So if she's cute, helpful, and seems at least slightly interested in you, or at least non-threatened by talking to you, Thank her for trying to help you and ask for her number. If she gives it to you, great! If she's reluctant or won't give it, don't press her. Some girls in a poor neighborhood aren't making their living streetwalking, but they may need help on rent, cell phone, kid's birthday or whatever. Some will sling a little pussy when the need arises, but they don't consider themselves hookers. Get their number, offer them a ride and see what develops. If they get in your car, they're not a cop.

Alert! If a woman starts to talk sexually through your window and doesn't get in your car, Run like a hell! Even if it's not overtly sexual, any chitchat other than what I've described is a Fucking trap! Let's say the woman looks like a hooker, but acts like a civilian. No, she doesn't know where Fountain Street is (there isn't one). Yes, she'll give you her number. No she doesn't need a ride, but thank you. Then, she says "We could do something right now!" (NO WE CAN'T). "We could have fun!" Going to jail is fun?. "Are you looking for anything else?" I'm looking to get gone!!.

[LuvMeABJ]

It seems late mornings may be a good time to hit the South Loop if it fits into your schedule. I went looking for Skinny Mini and luckily found her immediately on 27th and Mineral. Her head game is outstanding and her long long legs looked great in a tight dress that barely covered her ass. Nothing underneath it either. Got some great head while playing with that ass. I had left plenty of time in case I had trouble finding her, so after I dropped her I cruised the loop for a bit. Probably 5 or 6 out between 26th and 20th. Swung over to Greenfield and 2 or 3 between Comstock and 23rd. Headed East and found no fewer than 5 hanging out on the corner of 12th and Greenfield. 3 overweight, ugly Hispanic SW's, 1 overweight ugly AA SW, and one spinner white SW. A few more between 15th and 12th. Went to grab a sandwich, rolled back through and not many were still out on either Greenfield or National. Just as I was leaving the area I spotted a tall, thin Latina SW in tight yoga type pants that looked interesting walking East on Greenfield from 21st. Anyone know anything about her?

[DominantMke]

Anyone got some clear pictures of this Angel I keep hearing mixed reviews about? She may have been that hot piece I ran into one morning but I didn't get her name. I've already done a thread search and forum search but all available pics are either blurry, or the girl in the picture is turned around without her face showing.

Also, anyone hear see Nicole around lately? Haven't seen her around in a while.

[SmokinAcee]

Trust me LEO Decoys will get in the car! Talk fast and get you to ask for somethin sexual for value. I have the police record to prove it. Be very careful a few bucks offered for even a hand job is life changing even with a lawyer. Be very safe and smart.

Don't agree to anything or offer anything till they "show some skin" and touch you. A cop can not touch you or expose themselves. It also helps if the lift their shirt up to make sure they're not wearing a wire.

Most the girls aren't working with the cops but it's always best to stay on the safe side, it only takes one time.

If you get a bad vibe from a girl drop them back off before discussing any thing. If the girl can barely walk, hold a conversation, smells or has bad attitude drop them off. You will avoid 90% of the problems you see posted here.

A dub or two for a BJ.

3 to4 dubs for everything.

[HuntingStreets]

What does the appreciation Gps mean? I have some ideas but not sure, can't seem to find it in the abbreviation section.

Golden Pussy Syndrome. Asking far more than the norm for services.

HS.

[HuntingStreets]

Trust me LEO Decoys will get in the car! Talk fast and get you to ask for somethin sexual for value. I have the police record to prove it. Be very careful a few bucks offered for even a hand job is life changing even with a lawyer. Be very safe and smart.

Was that here in Milwaukee? If so this is something fairly new I imagine. For literally decades they weren't allowed to get in a car.

HS.

[HuntingStreets]

So if you stick to this, you'll have about as safe of an experience as you can playing this game. But trust me, no matter how intelligent you are, when your little head takes over, you're dumber than dog shit on a hot day. I just got played because I didn't follow my own rules.

Stay safe out there.

Coochie (not as smart as he sounds) Eater.

God Bless You All.

The only thing I disagree with you on is Seniors skipping this. I've seen some goddamn stupid things out there, guys laying on their horns, making illegal you-turns, driving highly distinctive vehicles with the music rattling the neighbors houses, etc, etc. Everyone should read that as a refresher if nothing else. And review The Rules of Mongering on the Front Page. Although you've recapped them nicely.

The only things I'd add is be as cognizant as you can if your surroundings. There's a traphouse on 22nd, South of National. If I'm going to drive by it I always come in off National heading South. If you come in from the South going North the stop sign for National is like 50 feet from the traphouse. If some gangbanger or dealer doesn't like how slow I was going, the look I gave him, or decides the old fat guy is a perfect carjacking victim I don't want to be stuck at the Stop Sign waiting for cross traffic to clear.

Don't scoop on a major street. If the toothless slore that resembles a hockey player (showers after the third period) is walking on a Main Street (National, Greenfield and Lincoln) circle the block and meet her at the next corner. If she's stationary loop around the block so you again approach on a side street. Then drive. Don't sit there and do a LEO check, discuss services and prices, you can do that while you drive. The longer you're stationary the longer a cop has to drive by, recognize the slore in your car and wonder what you're doing with a slore in your car. By the same token make sure they have all their shit together so when you drop them off (again on a side street) they can jump out as soon as you stop. A lot of these women just sit there and then when you pull over to drop them off they need to put their shoes back on, double check they have your money and anything else they were able to steal because you didn't listen to Coochie and lock everything in the trunk, get the backpack situated, pick up the crack pipe that fell out and is about to roll under the passenger seat, grab the needle that landed on the passenger seat and is going to stick your wife in the ass the next she climbs in the car, ask you for a cigarette, search for her lighter..

In case I was to subtle, once you toss her out of the still rolling car, get out of Dodge and in a safe area find a Brightly lit gas station and fine tooth your car. One slore left the empty condom wrapper in my console. I've found 3 or 4 crack pipes over the years, and a few needles as well.

This all sounds like a lot to keep track of, but start smart and it all becomes second nature quick enough.

HS.

[TimberRidge]

Trust me LEO Decoys will get in the car! Talk fast and get you to ask for somethin sexual for value. I have the police record to prove it. Be very careful a few bucks offered for even a hand job is life changing even with a lawyer. Be very safe and smart.

[DominantMke]

What does the appreciation Gps mean? I have some ideas but not sure, can't seem to find it in the abbreviation section.

[RubMe262]

I would consider this the south loop, I'm also a novice here so if one of the senior members want to verify it, I'd say Lincoln 6th-27th, W Greenfield 6th-27th, National 11th-27th.

Then all the north / south streets in between.