Streetwalker Reports

[SmokinAcee]

Trust me LEO Decoys will get in the car! Talk fast and get you to ask for somethin sexual for value. I have the police record to prove it. Be very careful a few bucks offered for even a hand job is life changing even with a lawyer. Be very safe and smart.

Don't agree to anything or offer anything till they "show some skin" and touch you. A cop can not touch you or expose themselves. It also helps if the lift their shirt up to make sure they're not wearing a wire.

Most the girls aren't working with the cops but it's always best to stay on the safe side, it only takes one time.

If you get a bad vibe from a girl drop them back off before discussing any thing. If the girl can barely walk, hold a conversation, smells or has bad attitude drop them off. You will avoid 90% of the problems you see posted here.

A dub or two for a BJ.

3 to4 dubs for everything.

[HuntingStreets]

What does the appreciation Gps mean? I have some ideas but not sure, can't seem to find it in the abbreviation section.

Golden Pussy Syndrome. Asking far more than the norm for services.

HS.

[HuntingStreets]

Trust me LEO Decoys will get in the car! Talk fast and get you to ask for somethin sexual for value. I have the police record to prove it. Be very careful a few bucks offered for even a hand job is life changing even with a lawyer. Be very safe and smart.

Was that here in Milwaukee? If so this is something fairly new I imagine. For literally decades they weren't allowed to get in a car.

HS.

[HuntingStreets]

So if you stick to this, you'll have about as safe of an experience as you can playing this game. But trust me, no matter how intelligent you are, when your little head takes over, you're dumber than dog shit on a hot day. I just got played because I didn't follow my own rules.

Stay safe out there.

Coochie (not as smart as he sounds) Eater.

God Bless You All.

The only thing I disagree with you on is Seniors skipping this. I've seen some goddamn stupid things out there, guys laying on their horns, making illegal you-turns, driving highly distinctive vehicles with the music rattling the neighbors houses, etc, etc. Everyone should read that as a refresher if nothing else. And review The Rules of Mongering on the Front Page. Although you've recapped them nicely.

The only things I'd add is be as cognizant as you can if your surroundings. There's a traphouse on 22nd, South of National. If I'm going to drive by it I always come in off National heading South. If you come in from the South going North the stop sign for National is like 50 feet from the traphouse. If some gangbanger or dealer doesn't like how slow I was going, the look I gave him, or decides the old fat guy is a perfect carjacking victim I don't want to be stuck at the Stop Sign waiting for cross traffic to clear.

Don't scoop on a major street. If the toothless slore that resembles a hockey player (showers after the third period) is walking on a Main Street (National, Greenfield and Lincoln) circle the block and meet her at the next corner. If she's stationary loop around the block so you again approach on a side street. Then drive. Don't sit there and do a LEO check, discuss services and prices, you can do that while you drive. The longer you're stationary the longer a cop has to drive by, recognize the slore in your car and wonder what you're doing with a slore in your car. By the same token make sure they have all their shit together so when you drop them off (again on a side street) they can jump out as soon as you stop. A lot of these women just sit there and then when you pull over to drop them off they need to put their shoes back on, double check they have your money and anything else they were able to steal because you didn't listen to Coochie and lock everything in the trunk, get the backpack situated, pick up the crack pipe that fell out and is about to roll under the passenger seat, grab the needle that landed on the passenger seat and is going to stick your wife in the ass the next she climbs in the car, ask you for a cigarette, search for her lighter..

In case I was to subtle, once you toss her out of the still rolling car, get out of Dodge and in a safe area find a Brightly lit gas station and fine tooth your car. One slore left the empty condom wrapper in my console. I've found 3 or 4 crack pipes over the years, and a few needles as well.

This all sounds like a lot to keep track of, but start smart and it all becomes second nature quick enough.

HS.

[TimberRidge]

Trust me LEO Decoys will get in the car! Talk fast and get you to ask for somethin sexual for value. I have the police record to prove it. Be very careful a few bucks offered for even a hand job is life changing even with a lawyer. Be very safe and smart.

[DominantMke]

What does the appreciation Gps mean? I have some ideas but not sure, can't seem to find it in the abbreviation section.

[RubMe262]

I would consider this the south loop, I'm also a novice here so if one of the senior members want to verify it, I'd say Lincoln 6th-27th, W Greenfield 6th-27th, National 11th-27th.

Then all the north / south streets in between.

[Coochie Eater]

Thank you!

Put your wallet and anything valuable in the TRUNK. Not the glove compartment, not the bolster, not the slot in the door: THE TRUNK! Have the amount you want to spend or get robbed of in your shirt pocket. Have your tip in your sock. If you have old school car keys, when you park, take them out of the ignition and put them where she can't reach them. It's best to have a spare set without your house or apartment keys attached. If you have the electronic fob ignition that just has to be in (or near) the car, put that in the trunk as well. It was an old trick for a slore to pull the keys out of the ignition and either take off with them or hold them as ransom. If you're going to stop a woman on the street, have a good reason for talking to them: "Hey can you tell me where Fountain Street is?" Thank god for electronic door locks. Keep your doors locked until she tries to get in. She may look hot cruising past at 25 mph, but when she gets to the car. OMFG! What happened to her face? Okay, so if she's passable, she's either a cop, a hooker, or a civilian. If she's a hooker, she's trying to get into your car as quickly as possible. If she's a civilian, she's probably trying to answer your question. So if she's cute, helpful, and seems at least slightly interested in you, or at least non-threatened by talking to you, Thank her for trying to help you and ask for her number. If she gives it to you, great! If she's reluctant or won't give it, don't press her. Some girls in a poor neighborhood aren't making their living streetwalking, but they may need help on rent, cell phone, kid's birthday or whatever. Some will sling a little pussy when the need arises, but they don't consider themselves hookers. Get their number, offer them a ride and see what develops. If they get in your car, they're not a cop.

Alert! If a woman starts to talk sexually through your window and doesn't get in your car, Run like a hell! Even if it's not overtly sexual, any chitchat other than what I've described is a Fucking trap! Let's say the woman looks like a hooker, but acts like a civilian. No, she doesn't know where Fountain Street is (there isn't one). Yes, she'll give you her number. No she doesn't need a ride, but thank you. Then, she says "We could do something right now!" (NO WE CAN'T). "We could have fun!" Going to jail is fun?. "Are you looking for anything else?" I'm looking to get gone!!.
You: "Gosh, no thanks, I'm looking for Fountain Street. Thanks for your help. God, bless you. Jesus loves you. Bye. ".

If you stick to this, you'll be frustrated like the rest of us trying to find anything of quality out there today. With any luck at all, you'll find someone with most of their teeth who doesn't stink up your car too badly with either her breath or her BO. I'm a big fan of BBBJs in a car date. I'm less of a fan for FS in the back seat because if you get caught (I mean by passers-by, other motorists, or even if you see a cop in the distance) you can't just drive off. I'm definitely not going to rent a room for a SW, and I don't want to put myself at risk going back to her place. But this is up to you.

So if you stick to this, you'll have about as safe of an experience as you can playing this game. But trust me, no matter how intelligent you are, when your little head takes over, you're dumber than dog shit on a hot day. I just got played because I didn't follow my own rules.

Stay safe out there.

Coochie (not as smart as he sounds) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. The other reason to keep your door locked is to stop the trannies from getting in. FUCK! Some days the best looking women on the street AREN'T! I'll spare you the story of playing chicken with the tranny I let get in my car, waiting for the cops to come. I won, but it was touch and go for a while.

[MrHayness]

Thank you!

Please bear with me Senior mongers but I'm pretty new to this. Could you please explain to me exactly what the South Loop entails and what are the best times to cruise that route?

[Dr Manhattan]

Please bear with me Senior mongers but I'm pretty new to this. Could you please explain to me exactly what the South Loop entails and what are the best times to cruise that route?

My heyday for the loop was 10-20 years ago before the opioid epidemic made the past time too dangerous. You could still find 20 and 30 something, working-class white girls, or young Latina mothers who needed to simply pay the bills. Too much of the action is reduced to burned-out addicts these days and not a wise move for those of us who enjoy BBBJ.

North and South: 6th Street - 27th Street. East and West: National, Lincoln, Greenfield. That was always the core of it, with action fanning out in every direction from there. Mitchell and Burnham were always very dull and almost nothing was available past 35th Street.

If you are looking for younger action not attached to a needle, cruising the AA neighborhoods to the north may still yield some results. Easy pickings many nights on Lisbon, but it's also tranny territory so "caveat emptor." It was dangerous a decade ago and it's even worse now. You also need to be cautious about jail bait. Looking back, I'm sure I picked up a few that were only a few minutes past the age of 18. I'm very lucky I didn't get rolled up on by cops (or worse) with my dick in a teen baby mama's mouth.

Never, ever talk about what you are looking for sexually or mention ANYTHING about giving her money for favors. If she looks too good to be true for the neighborhood, it's a cop or a dude. This is especially true if they seem glued to one spot. You are only asking somebody if they need a lift out of this neighborhood, or if it's a cold night, you tell her you are going for coffee and are asking if she'd like to join you.

[TakeChance]

PLEASE READ BACK A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

The area of the south and north loops have been covered several times. Also HSW on National known as Angel has been reviewed and a pic posted. If you take some time and read previous post. You will find the information you are looking for and more. Also kind of entertaining reading past post. Be safe and welcome to the board.

[MrHayness]

Please bear with me Senior mongers but I'm pretty new to this. Could you please explain to me exactly what the South Loop entails and what are the best times to cruise that route?

[MkePreggoLuva]

Scooped her twice now. On atk north side. Pregnant and glasses, dark hair. Wanted. 4 took. 2 for car date. BBBJCIM. Not a great looker but wallet friendly and gets the job done. Wider menu if a place is available.

How far along was she, any info to get in touch?

[DominantMke]

Good choice! She is also a big time thief. Unfortunately, I found this out the hard way.

Any idea what she goes by? Or pics to confirm? Think I just ran into this one this morning while it was still dark out, around national and 20th, Hispanic, maybe Puerto Rican, nice somewhat thick body, doesn't seem like the type that uses or at least her addiction hasn't gotten that bad to the point where she looks like a zombie like a lot of the girls on the south loop do. Wearing cheetah print and a black jacket, decent sized tits. Got in my car and drove off, told her I had $10 and she immediately got mad and told me to drop her off, would've offered more if I had some. Damn she was pretty hot for a SW.

[VikingPride]

Scooped tall old ugly Maggie not too long ago as a last resort, you know how it goes. She stays with an older gentleman near L and has her own room. Much better than a car. Had a nice comfy bed to strattle her face and go to town. Also had her sit on the floor with her head positioned against the bed. She can take a dick all the way with no problems and finished all over her face which she enjoys at least with me. Old and ugly but can take a good rough face pounding to relieve some tension.