Escort Reports

**Bobby75** · 09-25-21 19:30

I'll be in town for a couple of days toward the end of Oct. Looking for a provider that offer Greek and msog. Thank in advance!!

**ShootingBlanks** · 09-25-21 17:49

Is she for real anyone seen I have tried to book her and she flakes.

Originally Posted by Sancho1999 [View Original Post]

I am partial to MPs because I just love the Asian broken English. That alone gets me going but when I see someone like this offering DATO, I might just have to try a short session.

https://open24.com.listcrawler.eu/po...tland/67607152

**Sancho1999** · 09-25-21 13:47

I am partial to MPs because I just love the Asian broken English. That alone gets me going but when I see someone like this offering DATO, I might just have to try a short session.

https://open24.com.listcrawler.eu/po...tland/67607152

**JonB2301** · 09-25-21 09:03

Originally Posted by Pussyholic [View Original Post]

$700 an hour for an incall appointment (or is it $1,000 "touring" rate, I can't tell from the ad)?! No BB or anal either at this rate?! Do people actually pay these rates? Asking for a friend.

That this post is coming directly from the escort from a throwaway account. Plan your trip, grease the wheels by letting everyone know you're coming, pretend to be a hobbyist and rave about yourself, travel to your destination and let all the little simps and incels shower you with money.

Like anyone with half a brain wouldn't see through this charade. If she's real, she really should do market research before traveling. Top tier escorts that look like supermodels charge that out here. And you ain't that, so probably adjust your expectations hun.

**PdxHuskie** · 09-25-21 08:39

Originally Posted by JackieBoy7 [View Original Post]

Says no BBFS but offers Greek as well as cim. Just wondering if anyone has seen her?

Who are you asking about? Link maybe?

**ShootingBlanks** · 09-25-21 02:18

Ok so I can expect sugar babies to be cheaper then that's a relief LOL.

Originally Posted by PiercedNTiny [View Original Post]

Safety only, no msog, no daty. And she's not even that attractive.

Get the f out of here with those rates. I can't imagine who her demographic even is.

**ShootingBlanks** · 09-25-21 02:16

Every dday is a bad one for blond 503 she is a bitter old bat one time I texted her just said hi and she lit me up like time square LOL.

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/m...o-you/41419626

Hit her up a day ago asked about a menu item. Had an attitude in reply. I heard she was bb friendly and gave great head from a fellow hobbit but nothing is worth the attitude. I went ahead and thanked her for replying even though it was literally a dad joke of some sort. Maybe she got me confused but that sucked because she looked good but seems she also is going through a rough spot. Oh well onto the next. If anybody has firsthand details love to know. Maybe just a bad day for her.

**Boomer14** · 09-25-21 02:00

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/m...o-you/41419626

Hit her up a day ago asked about a menu item. Had an attitude in reply. I heard she was bb friendly and gave great head from a fellow hobbit but nothing is worth the attitude. I went ahead and thanked her for replying even though it was literally a dad joke of some sort. Maybe she got me confused but that sucked because she looked good but seems she also is going through a rough spot. Oh well onto the next. If anybody has firsthand details love to know. Maybe just a bad day for her.

You didn't miss anything. That's Blonde 503. She's certifiable.

**ORTailBlazer** · 09-25-21 00:00

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/m...o-you/41419626

Hit her up a day ago asked about a menu item. Had an attitude in reply. I heard she was bb friendly and gave great head from a fellow hobbit but nothing is worth the attitude. I went ahead and thanked her for replying even though it was literally a dad joke of some sort. Maybe she got me confused but that sucked because she looked good but seems she also is going through a rough spot. Oh well onto the next. If anybody has firsthand details love to know. Maybe just a bad day for her.

**WarpFactor69** · 09-24-21 21:18

Originally Posted by Pussyholic [View Original Post]

$700 an hour for an incall appointment (or is it $1,000 "touring" rate, I can't tell from the ad)?! No BB or anal either at this rate?! Do people actually pay these rates? Asking for a friend.

Some poor soul with no self-respect will pay that rate, then go back home to his bedroom in his mother's basement.

**PiercedNTiny** · 09-24-21 21:10

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

So. She dressed up as a clown?

Had a whole "bad" clown persona and background and everything. Tons of fun for us both.

**PiercedNTiny** · 09-24-21 21:07

Originally Posted by Pussyholic [View Original Post]

$700 an hour for an incall appointment (or is it $1,000 "touring" rate, I can't tell from the ad)?! No BB or anal either at this rate?! Do people actually pay these rates? Asking for a friend.

Safety only, no msog, no daty. And she's not even that attractive.

Get the f out of here with those rates. I can't imagine who her demographic even is.

**Pussyholic** · 09-24-21 16:45

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Mongers:

I wanted to inform you all about a potential treat which is coming your way. I've not yet had a chance to spend any length of time with her, but GGummii will be visiting Oregon for the upcoming Winter. She is currently based out of OKC, and she has an incredible tight figure, natural blonde hair and a large beautiful, natural rack. I was looking around on Tryst, saw her ad, and just thought I'd give you all a heads up. Stay safe.

https://tryst.link/escort/ggummiibearr

$700 an hour for an incall appointment (or is it $1,000 "touring" rate, I can't tell from the ad)?! No BB or anal either at this rate?! Do people actually pay these rates? Asking for a friend.

**ShootingBlanks** · 09-23-21 22:44

Thanks for the info dude lot to think about sounds like a lot of work to put my dick in wet holes I think I will give it a chance but doesn't seem like my cup of tea I'm perfectly fine with going without if it all goes to shit tbh.

Originally Posted by PiercedNTiny [View Original Post]

I've used both SA and SB off and on for years when tired of the same bs from hooker boards, and honestly for me it's less hassle than trying to book with an escort. Especially in the past couple of years I'll be in the middle of booking with an escort and then she'll disappear for hours if not days before hearing back from her asking if I'm still interested and giving me some bs excuse as to why she went dark.

What I've found that works on the sugar sites. And this works for me, YMMV. Is:

Sign up for free and start searching.

Favorite the ones that you like and have 'nsa', 'fwb', etc as tags.

Avoid the ones that only have 'luxury lifestyle' or similar tags marked, they're the GPS ones who are disillusioned by the reason we as guys use it.

Never request access to their private photos.

Wait for the ones that favorite you and / or message you.

Once you have a good number of them then pay for a month and check out the messages, half will be promising.

At this point normally it's a lot of feeling each other out and seeing if she wants to see you.

Once terms of an arrangement come up suggest to switch to text, half will.

This is where I lay down the rules I have, half will stick around and follow through seeing me.

Out of the 5 or 6 that I meet I tend to wind up with 2 or 3 that want to meet again.

By the end of it all I have 1 maybe 2 that I'll see as often as possible and it's typically cheaper than an escort (she'll hang out for a few hours at an escort's regular hour rate) and it's pretty fun.

And the occasional gift outside of allowance goes a LONG way with most of these girls (farther than with an escort in my experience).

Perfect example. Met a gorgeous 20 something redhead off there two summers ago, got to the point where she wanted to meet. She came over, we hung out for a couple hours, nothing happened just getting to know you stuff, no allowance asked for or paid. She came over a couple more times same thing. Then next visit she wanted to know if I was ready to start an arrangement based on what I pitched (ppm for a few visits and then longer discussion regarding expectations for weekly allowance) and was suddenly on her knees naked wanting the little guy in her mouth. We had a set schedule based on her "real" life where she came over twice a week for a few hours, 4 bills each time, and it was just a fuck fest. Lasted about 3 months.

Another example. Met 1 who was early 30's off there at a bar. It was obvious before the bartender even took our order that she was not into me, apparently she didn't think I would really be as ugly as my photo? So I just told her that I'll buy her drink but she didn't have to stay to be polite if she didn't want to. She hung around nursing her drink while messaging on SA LOL. I just watched the tv the whole time. She was half asking questions during this, I was half answering, both of us having accepted this was a bust. Then she asked if I had any kinks. I said I have a clown fetish. She put her phone down and just stared at me. Spent the next 6 months fucking a clown once a week. Great times.

Many many flops though. Took a while to get a system in place that works. I never agree to weekly or monthly arrangements until we've been naked multiple times and a schedule is worked out. And no I'm not paying a premium rate just to hang out. And it's all in your wording and how you present it and of course how you come across and present yourself.

The sugar sites are a good resource if you want just a little more than nut and go, high fiving the next guy on your way out. As with most hookers these days, yes you have to deal with GPS and craziness and whatever else, but there really are a number of gems on there. Got to be smart and look for the signs though.

The ones that are professional sugar babies, have been in multiple arrangements, it being the only way they make money, are hit and miss. I tend to avoid them anymore since they require a ton more work.

And you'll find a lot of escorts use SB, SA for some reason has very little if any that are on there, at least for Seattle and Portland. I occasionally see one that is using completely different photos than in her ads but it's rare. On SB though they'll be there and from what I've seen most, not all, are cheaper than the rates they post on their ads on hooker boards. I've been tempted a few times but never pulled the trigger so idk if they actually deliver the goods.