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**OldBoomer** · 09-25-21 05:37

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

I am not saying a rolls Royce is overpriced. I am saying it is out of my price range. $2 oo HH $300 H.

$320 H. That is a Joyce dream + 40%.

These dreams are not commodities. Some prefer Wegmans, some Balducci's, some Costco.

**OldBoomer** · 09-25-21 05:26

Originally Posted by SexCg [View Original Post]

I have never found GFE with BBBJ with a hot Asian chick incall for less than her 200 price tag. What am I missing? How is she out of any reasonable range by a lot?

No insult intended! Just wondering if there is an entire $100 GFE market I am missing out on.

I am not saying a rolls Royce is overpriced. I am saying it is out of my price range. $2 oo HH $300 H.

**OldBoomer** · 09-25-21 05:19

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

Are you not paying 1. 6 for a HHR with Joyce? 0. 4 more is nothing for GFE with a much younger girl.

Point well taken.

That said.

I have never done a hh with Joyce. H only.

**Cougar56** · 09-24-21 22:53

Originally Posted by HaroldMyers [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ginia/67299383

Any visits to this lady?

I went to meet a few months back but I ended up not connecting at the last minute. I thought she was fake. Yet she still posts.

She advertises Greek play. Any help?

She's legit and not fake. Pics are a bit deceiving as far as looks go. She's ok overall but rushes the visit quite a bit and tries to upsell on everything. Greek is available for very little extra.

**Metloaf** · 09-24-21 22:20

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/caressa-...ngton-dc-69691#erotic.

Is she still around. Been a few years since I've seen her.

**MikeWhiskey** · 09-24-21 18:40

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/spr.../12870200.html

Gentlemen I'd like to introduce cherry she's part of the lineup in Springfield. She is Tina's counterpart so if you want to see her you have to ask the handler by name. She was really cute. Long black hair, spinner body, nice b cups with perky nipples. She has nice art on her stomach. She was fun, standard service CBJ and cfs. Extras may be available but YMMV. I didn't ask for any. She speaks no English so a translator is your friend. She was very polite. Give her a try if you're looking for a no nonsense session with a cute Chinese spinner. Not sure how long she is here so get your bids in before she leaves.

**SexFrustrate23** · 09-24-21 15:08

I really want to try this one, but I'm always hesitant with new providers. Anybody got some Intel?

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1949500

**Pbarber307** · 09-24-21 03:14

Originally Posted by HaroldMyers;5551374[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/67299383[/URL]

Any visits to this lady?

I went to meet a few months back but I ended up not connecting at the last minute. I thought she was fake. Yet she still posts.

She advertises Greek play. Any help?

Quick use of the Search Thread button will provide this review (post #13686). I didn't realize Greek was on the menu. She had just picked up a kitten that week, so if any of you have allergies, keep that in mind.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=5473121#post5473121.

**FloorHump422** · 09-24-21 01:04

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

Out of my price range. By a lot.

Glad you had a good time.

Are you not paying 1. 6 for a HHR with Joyce? 0. 4 more is nothing for GFE with a much younger girl.

**SuperJimmy** · 09-23-21 19:15

A escort can create a profile on Eroticmonkey so someone can review her there but that isn't advertising like with Escortbabylon or Skipthegames where they can post their ad multiple times a day.

But an escort can get some very nice exposure because when someone does review the escort on them, their profile jumps to the top of the page in their respective metro area. Around here, they could be in the top 10-15 escorts reviewed on erotic monkey for 2-3 days. If the review is submitted on a Wednesday, that review will normally stay among the top 10-15 maybe until Tuesday of the following week because they don't update the reviews over the weekend. And them does get a good deal of traffic.

If you want some brownie points tell your escort friends to create a profile on eroticmonkey and then you can review them there. They should get a few or a lots calls they would have never received that should lead to more business for them.

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-es...ngton-dc-55934

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-es...ngton-dc-60524

Two. Listings. 2 different numbers.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 09-23-21 19:10

I had Milin on my radar for awhile and finally pulled the trigger today. As it turns out, I shouldn't have loaded the gun to begin to with.

I was greeted by a young girl in her mid 20's. As she says "If its not the girl in the pics, you can walk out". Well she lives up to her tagline, as its definitely her in the pics, exactly as she appears in her photos. She's slim, no fat at all. She offered a shower, which I took. I came out and went to back to the room but she wasn't there. She was in the kitchen. From what I could hear, she was busy preparing lunch. After 3-4 min, she came back and we got down to business. She has nice b cups, although I couldn't tell if they were natural or manmade. She had me lay down, where she gave a CBJ. I much prefer a bbj, but oh well. I could tell by the way she was attacking the head of the mushroom tip that she wanted to end this quick. She climbed on top for cg and began to attack me like a jackhammer. I asked her to slow down, which she did. We moved to lotus and then finished in mish. Afterwards, she went back to the kitchen and came back like 5 minutes later. We got dressed and I was out the door. I had scheduled 40 min but when I checked the time it had only been 25 min. It was a very meh session and I won't repeat.

There was no kissing at all and she would position her head in a way so that I couldn't have kissed her even if I wanted to. She would also move away if I tried to suck on her titties. I did manage to suck on them a bit though. She's very pretty and friendly but she's not GFE. That's not necessarily a problem, I've seen providers who aren't GFE and still had a good time. The problem is that she's charging 240. No way is the service she gave 240. At most its 150. For 240 I could have gone to AG or CP and gotten way better service. She was more focused on what she was going to have for lunch than on me. Shit, I could have seen Sira instead of this chick. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

240/ hr.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mclean/9837948.html

Keep Pumpin !!

**Bunker Buster** · 09-23-21 18:11

Originally Posted by Shier [View Original Post]

Site advertises her as 4'6. Is that her actual height?

Ami is probably more like 5'2.

**SexCg** · 09-23-21 16:59

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

Out of my price range. By a lot.

Glad you had a good time.

I have never found GFE with BBBJ with a hot Asian chick incall for less than her 200 price tag. What am I missing? How is she out of any reasonable range by a lot?

No insult intended! Just wondering if there is an entire $100 GFE market I am missing out on.

**Shier** · 09-23-21 16:25

Originally Posted by FredDoc [View Original Post]

Discreet location in Tyson's. Arranged to meet with Ami. Very sweet Japanese with smooth curves and nice naturals. We undressed together and then headed to shower. This was only negative as there was visible mold at the bottom of the shower curtain and smelled as such. Her English is limited but enough to get points across. During shower she asked if I liked when she was rubbing from behind and she soaped extra and was reaching through to the front. After shower started off face down on the bed with her kissing and rubbing her nice size naturals on my back and backside. Proceeded to rimming and milking and then flipped for BBBJ. I had her ride my face for a bit. Nice smooth kitty. Next put cover on for some CG and then switch to mish where I popped. Nice after care and then shower and left. Very sweet and accommodating.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

Site advertises her as 4'6. Is that her actual height?