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[ZeroDark13]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/67669669#.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...a6cbd5bb227e56

In all the years I've been at this hobby, I don't think I've ever encountered a provider so uninterested in getting me off. I mean, this wasn't a girlfriend experience, this was a "we've been married ten years, and we're sick of each other's shit" experience.

Texted her, she responded quickly, which was a welcome change from the usual hour wait for a response from most providers. Quoted me $100 qv, $140 hh, $180 hour.

The good: Looks better than her photos, so that was a bit of a shock.

The bad: The part of Portland she lives in is surrounded by construction, and she has no idea how to guide you around it to her house. Oh, and her sessions are in an old camper trailer behind her house, so I was about 50% sure I was in the opening scene of a horror movie.

The ugly: I'd asked her via text about kissing and daty, she said that was fine, but no Greek or BBFS. When I got there, kissing and daty were not on the menu. Probably a good thing daty wasn't though, as the odor when she removed her underwear almost knocked me over.

I left at that point, there's only so much bullshit I'll put up with.

[MoparGuy2010]

So I've had her on my radar for a while but I've never been in town to take the plunge. I noticed she made a new account and all her pictures look like they are screenshots, so this makes me wonder if she really does look like the pictures. Because if you're going to make a new account why not just take new pictures? I've never seen any reviews on her and I can't find much about her on here. Anybody had any experience with her?

[ZeroDark13]

Current ad: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/67634094.

Escort Babylon page: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5024437528/1.

Contacted her about a half hour, she quoted $125. Got to her incall, which is in a dark alley, so that's fun. She opened the door; maybe at one point in time she looked like the pics in her ad, but that was years and at least 80 pounds ago. I left.

[IrishGuy11]

This one is one of the reasons I don't go to see hookers or a certain age range, and who don't have face pics in their ad. She went to school with one of my kids. 😬.

I texted her and set up a get together. Was on the way over and she asked how long and I said hour. She said that's $250. I said no can do.

I wanted to say That's insane.

[MoparGuy2010]

So I saw her add posted one day and since I'm in Southern Indiana and the pickings are slim over here I decided to take a chance. Now I don't know if the pictures are actually of her, but she is a smaller BBW. I do think the pictures might have been her years ago, but I really saw no reason that she can't post current pictures. She was fresh out of the shower and was a real nice conversation list and made me feel at ease right away. She gave a decent BBBJ, and once it was time for action she rode like a champ. All in all she was okay and would do in a pinch.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/67500749

[Gnvman1]

So a couple nights ago I was home alone and snapped SJ. She got back to me about an hour later and said she could see me anytime. She sent her addy and I was in the car and on my way. It had been a little while since we'd gotten together but I've seen her close to a dozen times now. When I arrived after I light knock on the door she opened up. A lot of girls will out little too now effort in their appearance, SJ is always dressed to thrill. She had a little black and white polka dot short dress on that came off the shoulders, red high heels and her makeup and hair were on point. Impressive considering how late I contacted her and how last moment we set this up. She led me in and made our way to the bed. A quick hug and kiss hello and we both began to strip down. She asked if I would like to start with a massage. 9 times out of 10 I will decline when a provider asks this but SJ being a former massage pro I agreed. The massage is great, lots of great technique lots of teasing and light touches. Then she said let's flip to get to your fun parts! On the flip she rubs down my chest and arms, slides her tits around junior and straight in to a BBBJ. Her BJ is amazing! She's made me pop just from her sloppy top before. Deep throat, gagging just a little while licking my balls just to pull off completely and spit on it while she strokes me. Maybe the best head game in the 'Ville, if you've ever seen Cookie or Andrea they're neck and neck but SJ is way sexier IMHO. Knowing I'm not going to last like this I pull her off and flip her on her back to DATY, this is something I don't do with every provider but when you go down on SJ she's fresh and sweet. She is so vocal and receptive it's a total turn on! Licking her clit until she cums and then while her legs quiver licking her tight little ass hole; her whole body quakes and gushes! I stood up, covered up and slide in balls deep. She can absolutely take her Vitamin D! Long hard strokes holding her legs straight up in the air against my shoulder, the harder I hit it the more she loved it! I reached down to massage her tits and play with her nips as I hit it, she took 1 hand and moved it up to her throat to choke her. She loves to play dirty! I'm usually not that in to spanking or choking but she loves it so I give it to her anyway she wants it just to see her cum harder! Hitting it in Mish back and forth to K-9 (which is fucking incredible) watching her throw back and slapping her ass, I couldn't hold out any longer on the flip back to Mish! I pulled out and she grabbed my cock, she stroked out a load all over her pussy and then rubbed the head against her clit until I fell on the bed next to her! Absolutely no clock watching at all. I got up and we got cleaned up. I was getting ready to go and she said she was in no hurry. I stuck around and we had a couple drinks and talked, flirted, and played with each other for a long time before I drove home completely drained and stress free LOL.

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How much was the damage?

[BestBuddy]

Latest ad is like before except it has a donation now. Well, that has rubbed me wrong.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/67553018

[KingVitaminD88]

I have tried without success to get a visit with her. Had something set up twice, and was ghosted. I've never seen her, so I'm sure her regs get priority.

But with everything I've read, I'm going to keep trying!.

She has been having issues posting lately so try hitting her up now while she isn't getting as many hits.

[GeorgeBoyd]

She spells her name 'Airelle' instead of 'Arielle' for some reason.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/67550072

[Unique Monger]

https://img2.lodef.net/imgs/a/f/6/7/...ae20f543_f.jpg

She looks too good, does anyone have anything? Love it if she was real!

The lady in the picture is real but has many problems. I gave her a second chance and she was even worse the second time. Had a pimp boyfriend walk in. Nothing happened but I was very close to a fight. I'm surprised she is still around. If you see her good luck and be prepared for a pimp boyfriend.

[MrChucky]

https://img2.lodef.net/imgs/a/f/6/7/...ae20f543_f.jpg

She looks too good, does anyone have anything? Love it if she was real!

[BestBuddy]

Lynnli has long been on my radar. Love the body she shows in the pics. But at first she got pushed back due to location. And I requested info on here but no one responded. Finally, on callescort there were a couple of negative reviews. However, push came to shove and I tried her out. This came about by not being able to get ahold of the ladies I put ahead of her. Actually, I didn't get ahold of her either and moved on below to Party Girl Misty. Yeah, I was getting desperate. Misty replied she was available and we set up a time and she sent me location. I get there and crickets. Messaged her I would only wait 10 minutes. No response. While waiting I got a message from a new woman I was going to TOFTT for. Thankfully she was close. Went to her incall. Crickets. And while waiting for her I get a reply from Lynnli. Set that up. Go there and she was promptly ready.

Get into Lynnli's room she pops off her clothes quickly. Yum, yum. Just like her photos. About 5 foot 4 inches. Nice little perky titties. Great ass, IMO. We stand and I reach around, caressing her belly and kissing her shoulders. She said that was nice. Get in bed and put her on top. Not the worst but seemed about average for providers. You would think they would be better on top than they are. Let her do it for a while. Then I noticed her half open eyes. Told her she looked like she was sleepy. She said she was stoned. Okay. Moved her to bang that ass from behind for a while. She sounded like she was enjoying it. She thought I got off when I stopped, leaving to get me something to clean up with. I asked why. She said she thought I had finished. Oh, no, half hour is half hour and I time it well. Put her in mish. She said my dick was killing her. Oh, I should point out she doesn't want long. Told me nothing over 7-8 inches. No worries on that side but I am thick. I asked if that meant I shouldn't return for a second visit. She didn't look excited about the idea. So I built up to a finish and exploded. Cleaned up and got ready to leave. But, you know, it wasn't the best lay but at least she was ready when she said she would be so I walked her out to my car and gave her a tip.

Damage: 120 plus tip.

Very tight pussy. I've decided to not do DATY with hookers anymore and don't care for BJs so can't address that. But a very tight pussy. Just not an exciting lay. Legit but will not repeat unless she was willing to go way down on price. And, of course, she didn't act like she wanted a repeat anyway.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/5024504474

Oh, that woman I was going to TOFTT? She is no longer advertising so maybe it was a good thing. Her ads are gone.

Wow, I'm having a flashback on my visit to see her a number of years ago. Very accurate except my ride was on a foldout sofa bed. For the record the BJ is lack luster. Decided one visit was enough.

[KYcuriosity]

This one is one of the reasons I don't go to see hookers or a certain age range, and who don't have face pics in their ad. She went to school with one of my kids. 😬.

I was a former high school teacher and went to Thoroughbreds. Sorta dark, got a lap dance and extra fun. We all were hanging outside for a smoke and all of sudden she says "MR BLANK??" She was a former student from just a couple years prior. Last time I went there. Nice ass though.

[Zomby]

Wow that's crazy! Imagine how you would explain that. I saw a provider at a chill function once. She had a kid at the same school as one of mine. We made eye contact but no more. Either she didn't recognize me (probably didn't) or played it really cool. Never saw her again because she lives too close to home.

Yep, kinda scary. Never know what someone like that would do, even inadvertently. I mean, I use a burner number and a fake name when dealing with hookers, but if someone actually knows me, there's potential for fallout. No way that I'm going to risk putting my wife through that kind of drama.

[Rduv01]

I second that. She is FUN, dirty talk, sexy, and gets into it. I'll definitely see her again. She is the type of chick you could fuck in a club after a few drinks.

Totally agree with everything said about her. Absolute fun. She mentioned to me that soon she'll be moving to TX. See her while you can, and treat her right.