Massage Parlor Reports

[Kevin80]

I've been to at least 20 AMPs around the city during the past year and I think Bamboo is my favorite. For $35/ hr, tease before the flip, and goldfishes in the lobby it's a nice place to unwind.

I like Bamboo too, top of my list for sure. $35 fee is reasonable vs $40-$50 at nearby places. Andie seems to be the cutest, Anna is great too but kind of old. They don't have a lot of their choices here though, providers are older and not attractive.

[SlickJJ]

Has anyone gone here? The website looks like a total scam and the prices are way over the top. Linda looks like the same gal from the Angel Spa of old, if anyone remembers it. I'm pretty sure she gave me a BBBJ back in my early mongering days!

I wanted to try that place after I struck out at honey (since it's right there along with moon) but no one was available when I tried to go. Bummer!

[SlickJJ]

Went yesterday. As I walk up sign says appointment only Tues and Thur. I said oh well and still walked in. Greeted by older mamasan. Her reply was she's the only girl there and to come back tomorrow. Didn't know there was only certain days they were open. Ill come back another day. Dang wanted to try after these reviews.

[SaltyDog]

Went in to L&L to find another young talent and TOFFT. Ended up with Yuki and that was a total loss. Regular message and on the flip started stroking an ok HJ. I reached UTC and was completely rejected. She wanted 60 for the handy without touch and 100 for topless HJ. I told her no thanks, I'm ok, and pried her hand off my wanger. She looked at me with a surprised look and slowly finished the regular massage. I wasn't putting up with her upselling and GPS bullshit. Her loss. I still gave her 25 tip at the end for the 30 seconds HJ with no finish. Stupid chick thinks she can negotiate you out of your retirement just because she's got your wanger in her kung fu grip.

L with mask on, face 7. 5 body 6 with a poochy gut, but skinny otherwise. Can't tell about anything else because she was dressed to not be undressed.

A 3.

S 3 expensive HJ or topless HJ. I walked out with neither.

E 40 + 25 for nothing, I normally tip 10 for a massage, and upped it 15 for her effort to jack me in more ways than one. No finish.

Are No recommendations. Won't repeat with Yuki.

Man I would have given her well deserved $10 tip and took the bottle of water. Yea that kind of service for sure should be avoided guys.

[UciMagic]

Walked in to Bamboo today, booked 1 hr "private". Mindy said, "I have a really good girl for you!". I was assigned to Toto, pronounced the same as Dorthy's dog. Typical Bamboo girl 30-40's, fit body. Typical above average Bamboo massage. If you are in to having your back door stimulated this is the girl for you. She really gets in to it, figuratively and literally. Several times I think 4 fingers were involved. I asked, and UTC roaming above the waist was welcome. (There are several at Bamboo who don't like touching and I respect that). On the flip the fingers continued and the eventual explosion was memorable.

I've been to at least 20 AMPs around the city during the past year and I think Bamboo is my favorite. For $35/ hr, tease before the flip, and goldfishes in the lobby it's a nice place to unwind.

[BenderOver]

Finally stopped walking out. Went to cafe starz so I knew I would at least see some good looking chicks before trying new AMP. Right next to le palace but of course nicole not available. Read air body Mia and Kiki in earlier review. Went and Mia not working and Kiki had appt. Kiki was one shoe greeted me and the description. Was right. Cute 20's. Anyway she said she will get young girl like her for me. Waited for awhile and Stacy came in. Super spinner type. Surprisingly strong massage. Really good tease. Standard on the flip. Allowed otc roaming so that was a bummer but damn that was strong work on the ending.

Is air body part of le palace. On way out looked like the same mamasan. I knew same as l and l from prior reviews but didn't know it was with le palace too. If it is they have monopoly on Westminster Blvd haha.

Went in to L&L to find another young talent and TOFFT. Ended up with Yuki and that was a total loss. Regular message and on the flip started stroking an ok HJ. I reached UTC and was completely rejected. She wanted 60 for the handy without touch and 100 for topless HJ. I told her no thanks, I'm ok, and pried her hand off my wanger. She looked at me with a surprised look and slowly finished the regular massage. I wasn't putting up with her upselling and GPS bullshit. Her loss. I still gave her 25 tip at the end for the 30 seconds HJ with no finish. Stupid chick thinks she can negotiate you out of your retirement just because she's got your wanger in her kung fu grip.

L with mask on, face 7. 5 body 6 with a poochy gut, but skinny otherwise. Can't tell about anything else because she was dressed to not be undressed.

A 3.

S 3 expensive HJ or topless HJ. I walked out with neither.

E 40 + 25 for nothing, I normally tip 10 for a massage, and upped it 15 for her effort to jack me in more ways than one. No finish.

Are No recommendations. Won't repeat with Yuki.

[HeadorTail]

Walked in to Bamboo today, booked 1 hr "private". Mindy said, "I have a really good girl for you!". I was assigned to Toto, pronounced the same as Dorthy's dog. Typical Bamboo girl 30-40's, fit body. Typical above average Bamboo massage. If you are in to having your back door stimulated this is the girl for you. She really gets in to it, figuratively and literally. Several times I think 4 fingers were involved. I asked, and UTC roaming above the waist was welcome. (There are several at Bamboo who don't like touching and I respect that). On the flip the fingers continued and the eventual explosion was memorable.

Damn man! Just reading about four fingers in your ass made my eyes water. If you hear a ticking sound later on you might want to check and see if she left her wristwatch up there. Different strokes I guess. I'll walk in and say I want Toto too, Toto too? Yes, Toto too. I'll try and get one finger up hers.

Speaking of Bamboo Wood. Anyone have much success with Charlie there? She came over from Health Relaxation a while back.

[Nice Guy 99]

Walked in to Bamboo today, booked 1 hr "private". Mindy said, "I have a really good girl for you!". I was assigned to Toto, pronounced the same as Dorthy's dog. Typical Bamboo girl 30-40's, fit body. Typical above average Bamboo massage. If you are in to having your back door stimulated this is the girl for you. She really gets in to it, figuratively and literally. Several times I think 4 fingers were involved. I asked, and UTC roaming above the waist was welcome. (There are several at Bamboo who don't like touching and I respect that). On the flip the fingers continued and the eventual explosion was memorable.

[Tjinla2001]

My under the radars are gone so I've got to go back to AMPs. So far I've tried Westminster. Wow, a Chinese grandma demands a minimum gratuity of $120 in a room without floor to ceiling walls. I can tell the recent visits will lead to bbfs cip but it is still not worth it to me.

[HeadHunter1969]

Has anyone gone here? The website looks like a total scam and the prices are way over the top. Linda looks like the same gal from the Angel Spa of old, if anyone remembers it. I'm pretty sure she gave me a BBBJ back in my early mongering days!

[Nachoooo]

Stopped by to check this place out today, girl whom greeted me was my masseuse (Yo-yo), Asian, female, late 30's 5'3", 100 lbs, wearing lose sweats and t-shirt, nothing to take home nor brag about, took me to the room asked me to take my clothes off, came in and started dry / lame massage, after 15 minutes asked me to turn over and asked what I wanted. $.4 FS ans. 6 for showing her little naturals, I said no to everything, gave her. 4 for a crappy HJ, she wasn't any better than I would do myself, looks weren't there either. Won't be repeating.

Total out the door. 8.

[Punter1]

If you do a search of Santa Ana and sort by alpha, you will see 'Sunny Wellness' (closed) and just below 'Sunnywell Wellness' (open). Same address, different phone.

I was at Sunnywell on Sep 14, last Tuesday. Wide open, MMS set me up with Miki, a cute mid-30's Korean, and it was very good time. She said she only works Tues and Wed. I like the MMS attitude - she escorted me out, wanted to know how things went, and seemed happy that I was happy.

[JackTms]

Right I knew it was a long shot but hey it was worth a try I don't think we live in the right area for something like that.

The types of desi girls who immigrate to America are usually not the ones desperate for money. Culturally, it's also even worse for them to work jobs like these, so they're even rarer than white girls.

[DolfString111]

Thanks for the (baked) review! Just wondering if provider rushed you? What was the damage?

This is more about the research and state of mind than the place.

Went to New moon after lunch with a friend. I drew a spinner 5 in the face but 7 in the body. To my surprise it was straight to business. I know its been covered here but you know. Hard to remember all the content! I skim through the forums but don't read closely. And it's also always in incognito mode in my phone and ready to swipe up close at a moment's notice! And I typically have a few places in mind based on all the great regulars here but will mix up the places in my head. I'm also always stoned which is way more fun cause 1) I'm high and 2) it can be a surprise experience.

So I recall new moon had better looking chics. And I had been there before but nobody available, as reported before, asked to use the restroom so I could see the girl at the door more. And she was slim young and great! I love this game.

Anyhow new moon was straight to the point. Sex was pretty hardcore almost pse level. I tried sticking my fingers in her mouth after fingering the clit and she laughed while swatting hand away. Tried choking and she laughed again pulled my hands away and said you're crazy! But with a smile. I like the no attitude. I miss the massage and teasing!

Why can't we Mr potato Head and AMP?

[Talbs1]

A Desi girl would be fun but I never heard of on here. As long as she's a pretty one.

Right I knew it was a long shot but hey it was worth a try I don't think we live in the right area for something like that.