Massage Parlor Reports

**TheGreatOne22** · 09-25-21 23:53

Originally Posted by MandarinOrange [View Original Post]

Are-Maps shows several reviews for "Linda" at Salem Bodyworks, but no "Lisa. " ? Is Linda also know as Lisa?

Yes, I've heard that she goes by both names, but it's the same woman.

**BillyBaloney** · 09-25-21 22:41

Originally Posted by JohnGlobalCorp [View Original Post]

I cal always use a party balloon.

If you are worried about having a condom on you this may be a wise alternative.

https://www.target.com/p/crystal-far...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

**MandarinOrange** · 09-25-21 18:33

Originally Posted by TheGreatOne22 [View Original Post]

Had an itch, but not a lot of time. Had planned on driving into Boston for my Chinatown go to joint, but lack of response from them and pressed for time led me back to old faithful. Lisa at Salem Bodyworks in Salem. ....

Are-Maps shows several reviews for "Linda" at Salem Bodyworks, but no "Lisa. " ? Is Linda also know as Lisa?

**JohnGlobalCorp** · 09-25-21 10:18

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

FYI. They sell them at cvs, Walgreens and other stores. Check the planned pregnancy isle or where they keep the tampons. You find what you need there I'm sure.

I cal always use a party balloon.

**CrazyCrouton** · 09-25-21 09:01

Originally Posted by JohnGlobalCorp [View Original Post]

They provide cover?

FYI. They sell them at cvs, Walgreens and other stores. Check the planned pregnancy isle or where they keep the tampons. You find what you need there I'm sure.

**TheGreatOne22** · 09-25-21 02:28

Had an itch, but not a lot of time. Had planned on driving into Boston for my Chinatown go to joint, but lack of response from them and pressed for time led me back to old faithful. Lisa at Salem Bodyworks in Salem. Lisa is a tad bit older, she's skinny, she's nice too. Sent a text and set an appointment for 8 pm. Showed up on time, walked up to the door, knocked, then I opened it up and walked in. Lisa was there and said "long time no see". I said yeah, work has been very busy. I went into the bathroom, took a leak and then came out and she lead me into the room. For those of you not familiar with Salem Bodyworks, it's on a main road and it's basically a 1 bedroom studio. It's got a bathroom, a small kitchenette and she has transformed the rest of the place to have 2 separate small rooms. Each with a massage table in it. No door, just a curtain in the spot of the door. Also, the walls do not go up to the ceiling. Having said that, she's a "one woman show", so it really doesn't matter if there's doors or if the walls go up to the ceiling. Now, down to business. Hh. 4, h. 6, I went with the hh. After my visit to the bathroom, I walked into the room with the massage table. I got undressed, laid face down on the table and told her "no oil", she said ok. Her massage is not that great at all, having said that, I've had better from her in the past, maybe it's because I was her last appointment for the day?? After a 10-15 minute lack luster massage / rub, she started with the soft touch. I'll admit that her Soft touch is rather relaxing. After 2-4 minutes of the soft touch, she tickled the boys, slowly ran her fingers up and down the grundle, and past the balloon knot. At that point, I edge my hips up a little bit and pushed my buttocks a tad bit up into the air. And she got some oil on her hands and went right for the ballon knot & the boys. Once this happened, I get on all fours, as she continued.

To massage the boys and the ballon knot at the same time with her right hand, her left hand gave me a forward reach around and gently stroked the snake. Got to love a trained professional that knows how to use 2 hands at the same time. Slow and easy, which shows years of experience, after about 10 minutes of that she said "ok honey, flip over", in which I did. She got more oil in her hands and went to work with both hands, one on the main unit and the other one moved from the boys to the ballon knot, back and fourth. As I got more into it, I asked her to go, increase the pace on the unit, in which she did. After about 5-7 minutes of that, the volcano exploded, and I was at ease. She walked off quickly with some tissues. She left the room ro get the warm damp wash cloth. She cleaned up, got dressed, tipped, and I was out the front door ans on my merry way. I'll say, Lisa is not young, she's also not really attractive either. But she's nice ans good at what she does. So if you're in Salem and you've got the itch, you am at want to consider Lisa at Salem Bodyworks. That's all, happy hunting and stay safe.

**JohnGlobalCorp** · 09-24-21 09:43

Originally Posted by BostonBoyBack [View Original Post]

Nice visit with Amy. A little chubby sweet girl. Nice massage. Versatile positions. Mask stayed on the whole time. Very nice after play massage. Not rushed. Very relaxing.

They provide cover?

**Lily1234** · 09-24-21 06:01

Originally Posted by Rupert2 [View Original Post]

Mine is a humming bird forever buzzing.

Darting about.

Is this an f'and haiku forum?

**Rupert 2** · 09-23-21 21:44

Mine is a humming bird forever buzzing.

Darting about.

**BostonBoyBack** · 09-23-21 17:27

Nice visit with Amy. A little chubby sweet girl. Nice massage. Versatile positions. Mask stayed on the whole time. Very nice after play massage. Not rushed. Very relaxing.

**CrazyCrouton** · 09-23-21 17:00

Originally Posted by HappyDave [View Original Post]

Just roll around with her until your duck is between her tits. If she squeezes them together just go till you blow. Sometimes she will lube up herself or you for quicker action.

You call yours a duck? Mines more like an emu with a big long thick neck to support the lacrosse ball size head.

**TheCloser617** · 09-23-21 14:35

I have had some great massages here so I don't want to say don't go here. What I will say is don't go to Emmie there.

The massage went right into a tease which in a way can be nice, but I actually like to enjoy a massage. 10 min later she said turned over and quickly grabbed me with no lotion and started hammer jacking me. It was so bad I don't know how I even finished. She then attempts to give me a real massage which was beyond awkward and terrible. It was so bad I was amused yet annoyed by how pathetic it was. Couldn't even do the thing with your finger tips right, and would pound my feet a few times like it was legs or back LOL WTF. She says all done and I said I have 6 minutes left which I pointed out. She acted clueless and I just got myself out of there.

Again, this place can be great, just avoid her. Bad English too.

**MandarinOrange** · 09-23-21 12:57

Originally Posted by HappyDave [View Original Post]

Just roll around with her until your duck is between her tits. If she squeezes them together just go till you blow. Sometimes she will lube up herself or you for quicker action.

Only did a Russian once at an AMP.

She lubed up those manmade Cs, I sat on the edge of the table. Actually felt pretty good and in no time I was painting her chin.

MO.

**Jake888** · 09-23-21 10:35

Originally Posted by Johnson686 [View Original Post]

I've been to a lot of AMPs but have never had a Russian finish. How do you ask for that. Do the girls generally know that term, or do you get specific so they understand?

Last time I received Russian, there was a strong language barrier. I pointed to my little head and then to her chest and she got the message.

Jake.

**HappyDave** · 09-23-21 10:17

Originally Posted by Johnson686 [View Original Post]

I've been to a lot of AMPs but have never had a Russian finish. How do you ask for that. Do the girls generally know that term, or do you get specific so they understand?

Just roll around with her until your duck is between her tits. If she squeezes them together just go till you blow. Sometimes she will lube up herself or you for quicker action.