Escort Reports

**PhillipK1** · 09-22-21 13:14

Okay, I've been in the hobby for years and still don't know the answer so I'm just going to ask: What's going on with those $180 Asian women advertising on places like AdultSearch?

I don't expect the girl to be anything like the ad's pictures, but why are so many stuck at $ . 8? Is that just to cover a massage (around the typical price) or more (which is probably cheap compared to others)? Are these legit? Any tips? Thanks for any info you can provide!

**JasoDean** · 09-22-21 11:36

Hello,

Long time listener, first time caller.

I have been out of the game for about 5 years. Let me put it this way, my last ATF and regular was Luscious Liz.

Anyway, I am looking get back in the game and I want to find another regular ATF. I am on the North Side, and was hoping someone might have a nearby suggestion for me. When I look for someone that does not set off my spidey sense on or near the NS. I only seem to come across Jules in Rogers Park, but I wan to more than BJs. The only massage parlor I am aware of in my area is L1 only, so I am hoping the find a reasonably sane incall situation. If anyone has ideas, suggestions, or contact, please hit me up or DM.

I wish I had something to offer other than my gratitude, but again, my info is 5 years out of date.

**Chicago41** · 09-22-21 11:01

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her? Price for hourly GFE seems very high for someone that looks as old as she does.

https://tryst.link/escort/darlingjem

It is a bit over my normal budget, but I have to say, as I'm getting older myself I'm starting to prefer them close to my own age. I feel like a disgusting old creep fucking the 20 year olds now, just my own mental thing. The "creative" language she uses in her ad makes me wonder if she offers CIP. That could POSSIBLY make it worth my while.

**SteveIn773** · 09-21-21 23:34

I'm finally back on the road for work and headed to Chicago. Does anyone have any good Recs for a dinner date and fun after? I enjoy white women that are interesting.

Thanks in advance.

**Rick4530** · 09-21-21 23:34

Looking for safe & discreet first incall. I live by oak lawn willing to travel a bit. Thank you in advance.

**DMichaels69** · 09-21-21 21:39

I think he was replying to my post below.

Originally Posted by Nduchali [View Original Post]

Could you reply with quote next time? Hard to tell which post you're replying to otherwise.

**Nduchali** · 09-21-21 19:50

Originally Posted by Tkow70 [View Original Post]

Prices are ridiculous. No way I would pay that regardless how good service was. For GFE with her, she's probably worth $300/ hr, if that. Go see an agency girl with reliable TER reviews for $350/+hr.

Could you reply with quote next time? Hard to tell which post you're replying to otherwise.

**Tkow70** · 09-21-21 18:54

Prices are ridiculous. No way I would pay that regardless how good service was. For GFE with her, she's probably worth $300/ hr, if that. Go see an agency girl with reliable TER reviews for $350/+hr.

**DrPepper2976** · 09-21-21 16:56

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her? Price for hourly GFE seems very high for someone that looks as old as she does.

https://tryst.link/escort/darlingjem

Decent girls are pricer on Tryst, not surprising; if you want a better deal look at agencies.

**DMichaels69** · 09-21-21 14:29

Has anyone seen her? Price for hourly GFE seems very high for someone that looks as old as she does.

https://tryst.link/escort/darlingjem

**LS4V8** · 09-21-21 02:04

Best I can sum up Victoria is good with some strange caveats.

The Good:

The pics are of her and at the current age but from favorable angles. She is still cute enough. Also, she's a lot shorter than the pics make her look. Great attitude, great conversation, great company. Her body was clean, smelled good. She had big honking great knockers, a big phat ass, and some killer legs, but she had a strangely oversized gut (the rest of her body was curvy type but not fat). Good enthusiastic BBJ and she really likes DATY. She gets really wet very quickly. Tasted and smelled like a normal and healthy pussy. I wanted bareback but she insisted that I put on a jimmy so I relented. Her pussy was hot, tight, and WET. And she fucks back pretty hard. This girl is really sexed up and really enjoys the dick. I'll try harder to push for BB next time. Hitting that pussy bare would be heaven.

The Bad:

Her apartment is a big 2nd floor unit in an old building in Lake View. So finding parking at any time is almost impossible. It was relatively organized but it smelled really bad in there. Wet dog and floor varnish and ammonia? (odd combo). I was actually seriously considering walking out but she took off her robe and presented herself in this sexy lingerie so the little head made me stay. Looking back I am genuinely confused by the smell of her apartment because Victoria herself had great bodily hygiene. Maybe the building is just too old. Also, she had a cute and friendly little dog but it was super hyper and jumping at the bedroom door and stuff. That was distracting during sex.

Finally, $300/ hr is too much for her. She's cute and gives good service but she doesn't have the looks or age to command that price. That's agency money and there are independent girls more attractive and younger than Victoria that give just as good service at that price point (many even do BBFS this price point). If you can negotiate her down to around $200 or if she's willing to do BB at $300 then I'd definitely say go for it. But not at sticker price of $300 for CFS.

P.S. We know you read these posts, Victoria (aka EddieLee21). Take my advice and adjust your prices. You'll be giving these other girls some serious competition and you'll see a ton of business.

**DWaits** · 09-20-21 20:37

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Or as bob seager sings "wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then!" Totally agree that it could be 10's of 1 k's of scams. I just got an email to my business account that said my debit card would be be charged $5** plus for something who knows what. Then of course. The number to call if this is not a charge? I mean once one looks at the senders email address one realizes it's a goof! Now as mentioned by this poster. It's a set it and forget it and some unsuspecting person may just call and then be asked oh give us this and that to confirm it's you. Cops warn of these scams all the time and of course they have well integrated into the hobby as well. Incidentally ron popeil made some very huge bucks back in the day!! And this was all prior to all the shopping shows on tv, big box retailers as well as online mega retailers. I like to call the current day product. Shiny junk!

I know I'm preaching to the choir with this one, but if these idiotic politicians would just legalize prostitution and regulate it as a health measure then the pimps would be gone, the scammers would be gone, and safety could be mostly ensured for the providers and the clients. I remember seeing some guy who was called to speak before congress and he said it's insane that he can't pay for sex but lobbyists and big donations could influence politicians. The latter is freedom of speech but the former is not. I'm off the soap box now.

**Jinurso** · 09-20-21 18:01

I don't think I've ever read a positive review of a midget escort ever. I don't know what the problem always seems to be but everybody has bad experiences with them.

Originally Posted by ChiDL20 [View Original Post]

Back to Back dates last weekend.

Date 1, Tiny (a Goat).

I had never seen a Midget before so I was like fuck it. She was pretty responsive and the price was right (qv $. 20, hh $. 40). I went with the qv, the hotel was nice, in Schaumburg. I got there she met me outside. Took me to the room. I got comfortable and talked with her for a min, seem cool at first, she is here from Texas I guess. Anyway, she went to the bathroom real quick, she was tiny 4-4 or something like that. When she came out she had her shirt up and you could see some baby damage. I'm cool with that. I was pretty much just wanting to hit it from the back. She starts a shitty handjob, I ask for head she says she doesn't do that. I'm trying to get hard but she's not even looking at me, she kept her back to me the whole time? Whatever, I'm hard enough to get going everything was covered. She of course was tight. It felt good and I was starting to get into it then she start with that, "you need to hurry up" bs. It was like 5 min in bro! Come on, whatever, Tried to get into a good position to finish and she starts on that "what are you doing shit. " I already know where this is going, I'm not enjoying myself so I hope off only 10 min in. She's on 10 now, all pissed and trying to kick me out. I'm done with the bs so I get dressed and gladly leave. I would not recommend her unless you are ready for a quick in and out but beware of the bs.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67268041

Date 2, Jordan (The G. O. A. T.).

After Tiny I was thinking I should just go home but I saw Jordan's post and she had some great reviews so I jumped. Nice hotel in Schaumburg. Answered the door wearing some sexy lingerie. Her body was amazing 8/10 she was pretty too 6/10. I got comfortable and she had great energy. She really wanted to go the extra mile. Everything was covered, great CBJ, lots of eye contact. I highly recommend reverse cowgirl, also went doggy and mish. I was there for 30 min no rush $. 5 was the damage. Totally worth it, no rush, everything I needed after Tiny! I would go back in a heartbeat. Treat her nice boys. That Ass! Wow! She said she's only around for a little and travels a lot.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67275548

**StanleyStankas** · 09-20-21 15:17

Originally Posted by Bkmsw [View Original Post]

What else? Oh I don't know. How about a dude running a "gift card deposit" scam in multiple cities. He uses same pictures and several local numbers to lure dumb guys to send him money in various ways. Kind of like mass mailings or telemarketing. It's a low percentage game but maybe he gets 1 or 2 guys for every 150 or so replies to actually send him money. Plus, it's mostly automated so he "sets it and forgets it". (A quote from the late great Ron Popeil. (Many will not get this reference.)).

Or as bob seager sings "wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then!" Totally agree that it could be 10's of 1 k's of scams. I just got an email to my business account that said my debit card would be be charged $5** plus for something who knows what. Then of course. The number to call if this is not a charge? I mean once one looks at the senders email address one realizes it's a goof! Now as mentioned by this poster. It's a set it and forget it and some unsuspecting person may just call and then be asked oh give us this and that to confirm it's you. Cops warn of these scams all the time and of course they have well integrated into the hobby as well. Incidentally ron popeil made some very huge bucks back in the day!! And this was all prior to all the shopping shows on tv, big box retailers as well as online mega retailers. I like to call the current day product. Shiny junk!

**Abcat1** · 09-20-21 11:43

Originally Posted by MickSwagger [View Original Post]

Good to know.

Would never see a girl / woman that wants a gift card. Also, have you guys noticed how many escorts are now requiring a deposit. Especially one's without reviews, but also with. Don't recollect seeing these things a few years ago.