Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

**DMichaels69** · 10-04-21 09:54

What a bunch of nonsense.

Originally Posted by CanadianGuy [View Original Post]

I called ahead and booked an appointment. I arrived on time but they asked me to wait for "5 minutes". 5 minutes turned into 20. Yet, they kept bringing other men in (3 guys came in and went straight to the back without paying). I asked them a couple of times when they'll tend to me but got nowhere. Finally, after being told to wait 5 more minutes multiple times, I left. By this time I had waited 45 minutes.

A few minutes after I left, she called me and asked me to come back and promised to give me extra time. I went back and was then made to wait OUTSIDE for 15 minutes! Finally, she let me in from the side door through a small, smoke-filled room that had a guy smoking and working on a computer. I got the massage but instead of extra time, she short changed me by 20 minutes cause they had to close.

Terrible experience. Will not repeat.

**Datsurman** · 09-28-21 11:48

My first time on a "milking table" was with a provider named Jenny in the west burbs who gave a truly excellent milking table experience. But I digress as that's not the point of this post.

During the massage, one thing I realized is that the so-called "milking table" was 100 times more comfortable for men than a standard massage table. Ever time I get a massage, my dick and balls are smashed between my body and the table. Portable massage tables are pretty cheap online ($110 - $150). I'd love to have one for when I have massage therapists come to my home, however, it is impossible to find anywhere online that sells a table with a cutout for the male genitals to hang freely during the massage. Has anyone on here bought or looked into the purchase of this type of a table?

**Fit312** · 09-19-21 07:53

Originally Posted by PuckHead1959 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67175827 A heads up to you guys who want to video your session. Try not to show your face for all to see. This guy is recording his video off a mirror and shows his face while getting head.

I was shooting a little video off a mirror while a AAMP girl rode me a while back. When I reviewed the footage later, I could see the logo of my employer on the back of my phone.

**Amplitude** · 09-19-21 02:02

Originally Posted by PuckHead1959 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67175827 A heads up to you guys who want to video your session. Try not to show your face for all to see. This guy is recording his video off a mirror and shows his face while getting head.

He's probably multi-tasking the recording and her outcall deposits. Hard to imagine these broads were ghosted all that often in the pre-smartphone era without their money down. Not that long ago, by the way.

**Whiskey Priest** · 09-19-21 01:13

That height though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSiyaqnZYs

**Whiskey Priest** · 09-19-21 01:05

Originally Posted by PuckHead1959 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67175827 A heads up to you guys who want to video your session. Try not to show your face for all to see. This guy is recording his video off a mirror and shows his face while getting head.

For a minute there I was certain dude's Larry Flint.

**PuckHead1959** · 09-16-21 13:06

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/67175827 A heads up to you guys who want to video your session. Try not to show your face for all to see. This guy is recording his video off a mirror and shows his face while getting head.

**RamRod1172** · 09-15-21 16:19

Any p411 members help a brother out pm me for details.

**SgtSlapaHoe** · 09-07-21 20:52

Originally Posted by HoffmanOliver [View Original Post]

Why?

You should feel no worse than you would for your husband. You're posting on a site to help connect with these women. You think you're somehow superior to them? How would your husband feel if he saw your body count? That's a shitty thing to say.

Genetically speaking the biggest threat to fathers throughout history has been raising a child that isn't theirs. For women it's been the father abandoning them. As such men are genetically programmed to be repulsed by promiscuous women when seeking a partner to raise a child w. If it's just a pump and dump it's not really a concern. On the other hand a man who sleeps w a lot of women becomes more attractive to women. W / out even lifting a text book we've all seen that play out our lives. When selecting a partner have to play the balancing act of finding someone who they're genetically attracted to w the likelihood he won't bail. Sexually attraction isn't symmetrical. One is best suited by accepting that and acting accordingly.

**Hoffman Oliver** · 09-07-21 19:41

Originally Posted by Agoraphobe [View Original Post]

LOL I feel bad for whatever dude her parents end up arrange marrying her off to.

Why?

You should feel no worse than you would for your husband. You're posting on a site to help connect with these women. You think you're somehow superior to them? How would your husband feel if he saw your body count? That's a shitty thing to say.

**Chicago41** · 09-04-21 15:46

Originally Posted by IAmPinoy [View Original Post]

And if I am? So.

I want to fuck her bare and cum in her pussy.

**ChiGuy489** · 09-04-21 00:04

Originally Posted by NoJohn [View Original Post]

Then you are the worst goddamn CEO ever.

Off this comment, bruh I know it's getting cold soon but you didn't have to roast him that hard. LOL this board is something else.

**Jinurso** · 09-02-21 08:23

Originally Posted by WhiskeyPriest [View Original Post]

Probably not the best choice in stage name.

Especially if you consider the likelihood that some providers are or will be a bit crazy. Unbalanced. Prone to random fits of rage.

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...?cat=6208&wn=1

In her case she's just fake.

Total bait and switch.

**George Stark** · 09-02-21 02:24

Originally Posted by WhiskeyPriest [View Original Post]

Especially if you consider the likelihood that some providers are or will be a bit crazy. Unbalanced. Prone to random fits of rage.

Doesn't need an unfortunate name for that. Don't forget the drug addicts.

**Whiskey Priest** · 08-31-21 23:52

Probably not the best choice in stage name.

Especially if you consider the likelihood that some providers are or will be a bit crazy. Unbalanced. Prone to random fits of rage.

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...?cat=6208&wn=1