Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6240]

Stay away from zen in Monroe (just my 2 cents worth).

They've been all over the map, but never had an experience that sucked that bad.

They rotate ladies every couple of weeks, but as I've posted before I've had everything from reasonably young and attractive with full services to The Ancient One with lacquered teeth and Sahara Pussy Syndrome.

I kinda stopped going there about a year ago because I was just finding that I wasn't consistently having fun.

You can similarly skip the Hawaii / Essos spa in Monroe; always one lady working, always overbooked and parking people in rooms, and I've never had anything more than a no mutual touch handy.

[AussieFury]

Any intel on Chanel or Luna?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/245359

https://seattle.rubratings.com/239512

[ChotaLorha]

Hey folks new here. Where is GS and Xandu any site info? Number?

[Oregon2020]

I've been looking for a male ASP, or private masseuse who offers HE to women but it's been a hard and trying process. Does anyone know of a place where a woman can receive a HE massage? I'm attractive and in my 20's so I'm surprised it's been such a hard process. But most of the AMP I've been to done even have men working there.

Thanks everyone.

I found a guy for my wife on another board. Seeing him this week. PM next week for feedback.

[BoobTown]

Forget wasting gas to go up to Monroe.

It's not my intent to berate them or anybody.

And, I'm not expecting supermodels for 200.

Still, could she please not look like an Asian version of Eartha Kitt Lady Eloise, from her Boomerang guise?

Hit up Zen Massage in Monroe, can honestly say worst experience in my life.

Paid up front for 1 hour massage, was not expecting much but it was worse than expected.

20 minutes into a very tough hard massage, she had me flip. There was an absolutely no massage on front side, just asking what I wanted. Normally I would have spent the money, but it was not a good feeling. She said 60 for a HJ but as I said, she didn't do anything for me so I countered with 40.

Then all hell broke loose, she started getting a bit upset, so I said just finish the massage and never mind. She spent 3 more minutes tapping my legs, then walked out very loudly cursing me in her native tongue, making sure everyone heard it. I got up, got dressed then started walking out when she returned. Not wanting to big of scene a gave her 2 x $5 bills. Then she really got mad, saying $40 and blocking the door, the another lady showed up and grab my arm. !

I kind pointed to the clock and said I paid for an hour, it's been less then 30 minutes, and I'm leaving.

Was so creeped out when I left I walked into nearby store to see if I was being followed. Took about 25 minutes befor I went back to my vehicle.

Stay away from zen in Monroe (just my 2 cents worth).

[ItssHHuk]

I just went to see coco at Xanadu and she is not the same girl as Emily. Coco is about early 30 with a good body, natural bolt on with some thickness around the waist and hip. She also put some effort in her service, and in the massage even thought it isn't the best out there. My experience is that similar to private session on rubrating. She chill but do give a little attitude if the donation wasn't enough. . 6 to the house hr appt, CBJ cfs 1. 4. Looks like she will be gone in few weeks.

For her asking $$ tip, she does body to body oil nuru. She'll grind on your body. The attitude is still there even if you give enough. I think that's her personality.

[HH216]

Cookie was worth the extra money since she allowed me to cell record a FPV of the whole thing. It was nice of her to put on a show once I convinced her I wouldn't share it online.

So which site is it posted on? LOL.

JK, I respect integrity.

[Syu425]

I just went to see coco at Xanadu and she is not the same girl as Emily. Coco is about early 30 with a good body, natural bolt on with some thickness around the waist and hip. She also put some effort in her service, and in the massage even thought it isn't the best out there. My experience is that similar to private session on rubrating. She chill but do give a little attitude if the donation wasn't enough. . 6 to the house hr appt, CBJ cfs 1. 4. Looks like she will be gone in few weeks.

[ScotchYoke]

I've been looking for a male ASP, or private masseuse who offers HE to women but it's been a hard and trying process. Does anyone know of a place where a woman can receive a HE massage? I'm attractive and in my 20's so I'm surprised it's been such a hard process. But most of the AMP I've been to done even have men working there.

Thanks everyone.

There's this guy:

https://sacredyonihealing.com/male-sex-surrogate/

[WaRubMonger]

I've been looking for a male ASP, or private masseuse who offers HE to women but it's been a hard and trying process. Does anyone know of a place where a woman can receive a HE massage? I'm attractive and in my 20's so I'm surprised it's been such a hard process. But most of the AMP I've been to done even have men working there.

Thanks everyone.

Well. Imo. Prepare for your inbox to be flooded with offers. I've seen one listing in the Everett stg postings and if push comes to shove I could take one for the team and help you out.

[FilthIly]

I've been looking for a male ASP, or private masseuse who offers HE to women but it's been a hard and trying process. Does anyone know of a place where a woman can receive a HE massage? I'm attractive and in my 20's so I'm surprised it's been such a hard process. But most of the AMP I've been to done even have men working there.

Thanks everyone.

[Touchable2020]

Cookie was worth the extra money since she allowed me to cell record a FPV of the whole thing. It was nice of her to put on a show once I convinced her I wouldn't share it online.

[WonderGuy69]

Hahaha this one is like my experience with her! But I don't know why it was $. 80 for me full pound sand bbfscip. Met her twice at GS got intel from a lurker here sure enough! 2nd time was so full literally she asked me if I peed on her LOL dripped all over her legs. Definitely will miss her I have her personal number I called last month she said she's in California.

Anyone know of Cookie is still at Golden Spa. I went there when she first started and it was stunning experience. 120 lb super slim build. Total damage was $$. 40 but it as something right out of a Creampie Thai porno. It started off as a BBBJ and moved to a BBFS. She was a bit hesitant to take the BBFS but caved in on the extra 40. I'd say the BBBJ was weak and didn't release. However, when she got into mish and told me to pull out when before I pop, things got good. I lost it doing mish and drop a full load when I bottomed out in her. She got super slick inside after the 1st load and I just went all out until the 2nd pop. When I pulled there was enough of a creampie that I could hear it dripping on the floor! I'd give a +1 or at least from my exp.

[Syu425]

Haven't been but she texted me personally saying she quit. I asked where she's working now but no answer. And the owner said I haven't seen anyone there all new.

Thanks, I might have to scope out who coco is.

[Justice2001]

Looks like Xanadu in Everett is offering FS now with new management according to RM. Emily change name to Coco can anyone confirm this. Might have to stop by Sunday to see.

Haven't been but she texted me personally saying she quit. I asked where she's working now but no answer. And the owner said I haven't seen anyone there all new.