Massage Parlor Reports

**MattFl** · 09-16-21 20:00

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Do you mean the Sara or spelling Sarah off Summerlain road south of Colonial and Mathew drive. The one off Mathew drive is in quarantine for a while do to some family member has a cold, as all of us forgot what the Flu is anymore. She told me she will be up and running on all 8 in a week or so, I hope so also. Ciao fellow mongers.

Good to know.

**ThickAndCream9** · 09-16-21 17:05

Originally Posted by MattFl [View Original Post]

No, I have tried for last few weeks also.

Do you mean the Sara or spelling Sarah off Summerlain road south of Colonial and Mathew drive. The one off Mathew drive is in quarantine for a while do to some family member has a cold, as all of us forgot what the Flu is anymore. She told me she will be up and running on all 8 in a week or so, I hope so also. Ciao fellow mongers.

**ThickAndCream9** · 09-16-21 17:00

The Thick man was playing a round of gold at Kelly Greens and remembered in the past a girl by the name of Von texted me about a sensual massage and lived right across the street from the Greens. Out comes the roller deck and pan through it and low and behold there she is. So instead of going with the losers I play with and get shit faced. I mind as well see how this will turn out. Well texted and set up appointment and said she remembers me. Shit all these people know me or remember me with out me seeing them, move over Trump for next election LOL. Can you imagine if I was elected, and these chicks cam forward and said I touched them inappropriately, the fucking Mint don't have enough money to pay out for all claims and lawyers LOL. Any way got address and headed into very nice Manufactured home complex. Von leads me to the correct address and I park and go in. Very nice looking girl a little extra pounds but the looks and the Brooklyn sense of humor makes up for it, nice massage table and the place is very clean as she is also. Good massage and conversation and the flit nice hand job, no blow until later when I get to know you. Know me shit, I want you to get to know junior, LOL. Will repeat but thought you guys would like a decent place. Not as good as Sara and speaking of that, will see her tomorrow and let you know how that is going after Quarantine is over. If you got aches and panes go see Von she does do a great job and is officially licensed as a massage therapist. Ciao fellow mongers.

**Milo96** · 09-16-21 15:26

Philly boy that comes to the cape often. I have to get my car's airbag replaced at Fort Myers BMW and really don't want to sit and wait 2 hours. Any good spots near by that I can walk to. Hong Kong massage or Asian Massage of Fort Myers. I guess I can call an uber but just looking for some guidance. Thanks for all your help!

**MattFl** · 09-15-21 05:21

Originally Posted by TimeToFlip [View Original Post]

Anyone heard from Sarah lately? After an initial contact, she has gone silent. On vacation? Feel free to PM.

No, I have tried for last few weeks also.

**Time To Flip** · 09-14-21 21:40

Calla. Saw Yuki and experienced an average-at-best massage. FS was offered on the flip, but was tainted by her bad breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit pile. I took a while to finish and was told I was out of time. I quickly picked up the pace and crossed the finish line. House + $. 5. Will not repeat.

Z & C Collier & Vanderbilt- Drew Angela. Avoid. House + . 5 Will never repeat.

DC Airport-Pulling. Found Angel and went to heaven. Good massage with some good teasing. Very accommodating. 69, Mish, doggie, all with a smile. House + $. 5. Will definitely repeat.

**Time To Flip** · 09-14-21 20:44

Anyone heard from Sarah lately? After an initial contact, she has gone silent. On vacation? Feel free to PM.

**Zomgb** · 09-13-21 23:16

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

One positive review and a butt load of bad ones. I will have to go with the odds that perhaps the white knight syndrome is in play. Honestly, if she does it for you rock on. She is still at it after a decade so she must have some following or she lives off the one and done's and tourists.

Make it two positives. Price is why I don't see her not anything else. Not white knitting for someone with Natalie's personality either. Some people manage to get along with prickly people just fine.

**NewEnglandKid** · 09-13-21 22:12

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

One positive review and a butt load of bad ones. I will have to go with the odds that perhaps the white knight syndrome is in play. Honestly, if she does it for you rock on. She is still at it after a decade so she must have some following or she lives off the one and done's and tourists.

No white knighting just a good experience. Rock on!! LOL.

**MattFl** · 09-13-21 20:28

Originally Posted by RealInNaples [View Original Post]

Saw here a month ago but can say that here ad is accurate. Not a thing about the experience is sensual. Comes off with a Hippie vibe which is no problem, but I have much better legit massages. Not a sensual touch at all not even a hint. And the oil she uses is sticky. It feels like you need to take a shower immediately. Hope that helps you save the time and $. Cheers.

Thanks, she had offered Topples Posb Nude and I was thinking there must be something more she offers, ill save my money.

**Paul Hamnet** · 09-13-21 13:19

Those who frequent here save your self a trip and call first. Sign says they are closed for renovations.

**TheStig81** · 09-13-21 12:33

Originally Posted by RipSomeLip [View Original Post]

AMP, south immokakee rd subway, drew YoYo, opted 1 hour, Yo-yo great body, store bought, sexy belly tattoos decent face, 2 benji's for FS, guided her around the room, sit, stand, cowgirl, rev cow girl, mish. Total P- exp, ended when a head rub and quick table shower, side note she asked if I wanted her partner to join us, didn't want to drop another tip, maybe next time, will repeat, best AMP experience I have had in SWFLA, this place has a Orlando vibe.

Visited this place today, greeted by a late 20's Asian lady, asked if there is another therapist, said yes then picked the other therapist. I opted for half hour. I couldn't remember the name of the therapist I got but she's around 27 yr old, a bit okay face, she offered $$ for FS, I pretended to have second thoughts and she lowered it to $.5. Overall good experience, will be back soon again.

**RealInNaples** · 09-13-21 11:21

Originally Posted by MattFl [View Original Post]

Has anyone.

Seen this one, ad in sensual says not sensual.

Saw here a month ago but can say that here ad is accurate. Not a thing about the experience is sensual. Comes off with a Hippie vibe which is no problem, but I have much better legit massages. Not a sensual touch at all not even a hint. And the oil she uses is sticky. It feels like you need to take a shower immediately. Hope that helps you save the time and $. Cheers.

**BiggDogg70** · 09-13-21 11:07

Originally Posted by NewEnglandKid [View Original Post]

I have seen Natalie several times never had a bad time always friendly and welcoming. It must be my charming personality!!

One positive review and a butt load of bad ones. I will have to go with the odds that perhaps the white knight syndrome is in play. Honestly, if she does it for you rock on. She is still at it after a decade so she must have some following or she lives off the one and done's and tourists.