Strip Club Reports

[Bmarr77]

Stop into a flea market sometime. There's usually someone there that is selling old keys with fobs for a buck or two.

Park on the street and give this to the club. Make a show of being a little pissed at the whole process.

When you're leaving get these keys back or they might remember you next time leaving your keys behind and figure it out.

If there's a problem with a dancer or some other bullshit in the club and they're going to hold your keys hostage, fuck 'them and just walk out.

That is a great idea LOL!

[JoeyRamone]

So WTF, happened to be in Detroit this past Saturday and hit a few clubs, NO action sadly. Should have taken Carrena up when I was there earlier before the Tiger's game. Thought about stopping at The Landing Strip on the way home, parked legally on the street, started to head inside, and "Skipper" proceeds to greet me, (nice guy) and tell me that he needs my keys, that it's Mandatory valet to come inside? Well I'd had a couple Vodka Tonics, but was still clear headed, thought about it a second and said, no thanks.

WTF. I've been to clubs all over the country, never cry a tear about cover charges, VIP room charges, Watered down liquor, and over priced dances, but some dude wants my keys when I'm parked a block away, legally on a public street?

Stop into a flea market sometime. There's usually someone there that is selling old keys with fobs for a buck or two.

Park on the street and give this to the club. Make a show of being a little pissed at the whole process.

When you're leaving get these keys back or they might remember you next time leaving your keys behind and figure it out.

If there's a problem with a dancer or some other bullshit in the club and they're going to hold your keys hostage, fuck 'them and just walk out.

[JetSpray]

So it happened back in the 90's and yet you're still here.

If someone is in danger or under threat of harm to them or family members then as an adult I'm sure they're aware of the legal options they can exhaust.

Also there's a strong chance that she was lying to you so you will leave her good tip or something.

But if I were you, I wouldn't discourage other mongers because of feelings.

First situation as described happend in the 90's who knows. Sad story and her friend in the booth over finished the job. Currently like I said, a few have recently been pretty clear that a pimp is threatening them using all of his girls that work at the club. I am led to believe it's external as opposed to management and hopefully they get it under control.

We all have our own threshold, not trying to discourage anyone. Just sharing information and my thoughts with other mongers. We all make our own choices. (hell this post likely encouraged more of you sick fuckers to visit. Lmao).

[SomeDetroitGuy]

Just stopped into H8 N for a quick beer and blowing. Nicole was working (tall, white, late 20's, a bit of a belly, natural tits that sag a little, tattoos). She recognized me from earlier visits so she sat down while I sipped my beer. She promised the best BJ of all time. She suggested $150 but accepted $100. We paid the $10 troll toll, went to the back.

She stripped naked and warmed me up. Kissed her tits, played with her clit a bit and then she delivered a world class BBBJ, cim.

As always, she's the absolutely best you're going to find for a BBBJ for a Benjamin.

[YogiBaba420]

Few things are more sexually unappealing to me than the thought of someone being beaten up and forced into fucking and sucking so that some chunk of shit can get bank. Just not for me. I had a situation back in the 90's at leggs were a girl started crying with my cock in her mouth. Apparently she was being forced to work there under threat of harm to her kids by a pimp. Bummed me out.

So it happened back in the 90's and yet you're still here.

If someone is in danger or under threat of harm to them or family members then as an adult I'm sure they're aware of the legal options they can exhaust.

Also there's a strong chance that she was lying to you so you will leave her good tip or something.

But if I were you, I wouldn't discourage other mongers because of feelings.

[Pussylicker2]

In town for a couple of nights and have heard lots of reports. FC, Crickets, Bogarts. Which one is the best for a first visit while in town? Just don't want to waste time with 4-5 ubers.

My plan is bogarts first, have dinner and check out the girls. In my experience girls at boggies always insist on a cover, no BBBJ. I get a free ticket for h8 n and go there where the girls are sluttier and do BBBJ, etc. Flight club is for multi-millionaires, cricket is good. I never go anywhere that has mandatory valet parking.

[JetSpray]

May be I'll look for a doorman's or a bouncers job at a strip club lmao.

Why take moral burden when you're trying to do a simple transaction? $$ for service, simple as that.

Few things are more sexually unappealing to me than the thought of someone being beaten up and forced into fucking and sucking so that some chunk of shit can get bank. Just not for me. I had a situation back in the 90's at leggs were a girl started crying with my cock in her mouth. Apparently she was being forced to work there under threat of harm to her kids by a pimp. Bummed me out.

[DooMama7]

Thanks Looking for a good time with 3-400. BBBJ and FS. Seems like LS and FC might be best bets. Big plus would be LFK/DFK and possibly a MILF available

You will eat fine at any of the clubs just counter-offer. I will say your dollar goes a long way at HVIII and Bogarts.

[AgedAngus]

I Used to post as CaptnSvaHo years ago.

Anyways stopped in to BT's last Saturday and enjoyed a steak and a show. Talked with Zoey for a bit and she said she is from Florida and has been dancing for 2 months. Didn't go to VIP just chatted and she had a soso vibe. Headed to Silver Cricket and talked with Layla a bottle blonde from Saginaw with a nice body but she had a bandade on right cheek that was hilarious and a turn off. Would have liked to talk with Coco and another AA hottie but they were busy.

On Labor Day stopped into BT's and talked with Fancy for a bit and tried to get her out of the club since she has perfect fake tits and a rocking body. Great vibe and got digits but all she wants to do is dance nude at her room for five bills and entice more with more dough. I have it but there are more options out there.

[HarryDude]

Today wanted to try to catch Vixen she wasn't there that I know of based on the description. Got someone I thought was her minus the septum ring and went by something with an A. Mid 20's a bit chubby, nice ass and nipple piercing. 150 cfs and CBJ I finished fast it's been a while LOL. I'll try to go back and try Vixen in the next few weeks it's just so far of a drive for me about an hour. I can rarely go out on the evenings or weekends so work break it is LOL.

She was very chatty but nice. I guess another chick does FS for under 100 and she doesn't like her because she gets all the VIP guests another monger and her came in while we were in the booth and I heard him say 50 or 75 is all I have. If he got it for that, bravo! If you're here you were walking out shortly after me.

[IrishOne9611]

Flight Club, Bogarts, and Henry's are all within a mile of each other. FC and Bogarts are practically across the street. They're all walkable distance from each other, a mile from Bogarts to Henry's.

Criket is a couple miles east on Michigan. Henry's and Bogarts are siblings as holes-in-the-wall, Criket is a notch up in atmosphere, but not always in talent. FC is at top of heap in talent and prices.

So, it's hard to make a recommendation without knowing your preference and budget.

Thanks Looking for a good time with 3-400. BBBJ and FS. Seems like LS and FC might be best bets. Big plus would be LFK/DFK and possibly a MILF available

[Passenger]

In town for a couple of nights and have heard lots of reports. FC, Crickets, Bogarts. Which one is the best for a first visit while in town? Just don't want to waste time with 4-5 ubers.

Flight Club, Bogarts, and Henry's are all within a mile of each other. FC and Bogarts are practically across the street. They're all walkable distance from each other, a mile from Bogarts to Henry's.

Criket is a couple miles east on Michigan. Henry's and Bogarts are siblings as holes-in-the-wall, Criket is a notch up in atmosphere, but not always in talent. FC is at top of heap in talent and prices.

So, it's hard to make a recommendation without knowing your preference and budget.

[IrishOne9611]

In town for a couple of nights and have heard lots of reports. FC, Crickets, Bogarts. Which one is the best for a first visit while in town? Just don't want to waste time with 4-5 ubers.

[HoldenCaul]

Friday Night.

First stop was an extremely disappointing trip to Criket's. The club went all in on thick gals. The two or three decent sized gals I might have considered, had an attitude that they didn't want to be there, so off to Henry's.

Henry's had around 8 dancers, each one more appealing than most at Criket, which isn't good for Criket. Got a dance from Vaida, who still remembered me, even though I hadn't seen in over 2 years. She had just gave birth two months ago, and it was only her 3rd day back. Vaida was not her old confident self, concerned about how her body came back from her pregnancy.

Other than some slight flab on her lower abdomen, slightly slightly above her pussy, I would not even known she had recently given birth if she hadn't told me. Her dance started was a bit awkwardly, asking a few too many times, "is this good?" or "do like that?" Eventually she got her rythme going.

Saturday I head over to the Landing Strip day shift, with only 8 dancers. Two were more in line with H8 and Bogarts, the rest among the hottest I saw the entire trip. I ask a tall blond with a decent body and C or D cup tits named Airya to stop by, and while quite friendly wanted far too much so I declined.

Thankfully, a very thin blonde, named Violet who I had met several times, but was always too busy was there. Violets's has with a tight body, the tiniest waste. Today even though she was till quite busy, I was determined to get a dance. While I waited I got some dances from a dancer I have tried before named Unique. As far as I can tell she doesn't offer extras, she's still a good warmup.

Eventually I get a dance with Violet and it was quickly obvious why she was so popular. I barely lasted five minutes under her expert oral care.

Sunday.

I head over to Flight Club, where I have had good and bad visits, including a semi decent trip in June. Today was a complete waste, and likely my last. The first few I asked were way too high even for FC. Eventually a tall hot asian dancer named Thai stopped and while starting quite high, I was surprised when she agreed to $200 for CFS. Right when things were getting good we had to stop at four when she was called to the stage. I had noticed her say something to the bouncer as we entered, so I wonder if this was some sort of scam on her end. She had only been on stage 5 or six songs earlier, so there should have been at least 15 songs before she was up again.

I head across the street to Bogarts, which had 7 dancers, ranging from an old asian dancer named Lisa Lisa, three decent looking dancers and the rest typical past their prime dancers. I get a dance from a thin dancer with a-cup natural breasts and some tattoos named Marissa. Who would be a decent 7 in any club. She orally treats me to a very good round of what she termed "foreplay" almost as good as Violet, but took her three songs to finish the deed. As I was leaving she asks me if I am staying around or leaving. I tell her, "no, you left nothing else in me. " She laughs and says "good, I like to hear that. ".

Thai did the same thing with me a few weeks ago so maybe we can now establish that as a pattern of behavior. I will avoid her from now on.

Violet is an absolute gem.

[HoldenCaul]

So WTF, happened to be in Detroit this past Saturday and hit a few clubs, NO action sadly. Should have taken Carrena up when I was there earlier before the Tiger's game. Thought about stopping at The Landing Strip on the way home, parked legally on the street, started to head inside, and "Skipper" proceeds to greet me, (nice guy) and tell me that he needs my keys, that it's Mandatory valet to come inside? Well I'd had a couple Vodka Tonics, but was still clear headed, thought about it a second and said, no thanks.

WTF. I've been to clubs all over the country, never cry a tear about cover charges, VIP room charges, Watered down liquor, and over priced dances, but some dude wants my keys when I'm parked a block away, legally on a public street?

Search "valet" on this thread and you will see hundreds of posts. Short story is that some clubs (LS being one, also FC) requires valet and your key fob regardless of whether you parked it yourself or not. Some will say, this is to keep the clubs leverage over you (keeping your keys while a payment dispute is settled, cops are called, etc.). Others will say this is simply a cash grab. Who knows, but there are plenty of other clubs NOT requiring valet, so the choice remains yours and ours whether to frequent those clubs with mandatory valet or not. Side note, I've been to some high end steak houses across the country that do the same thing, to prevent a dine and dash situation, so my personal opinion is that this is the case here as well. Leverage.