Massage Parlor Reports

**DNicewitit** · 09-16-21 10:54

Went to see the infamous Alice this weekend. I called ahead to schedule an appointment. Once I got there, there were a whole bunch of women on couch. I scanned the room looking for someone with an exceptional rack as I heard that was Alice gift that keep giving. I didn't really see anyone that stood out but I was escorted to room. I opted for hour. Once I was face down in walks who I believe is Alice but again I wasn't sure. She started with basic sheet to feel out my chiseled back. She probably felt all the tension from all the pull-ups and dips I've been doing so she stated I needed a back walk. This was my second time ever getting one and I must say, her technique was rather good. Her feet weren't velvety soft but it was still pretty good nevertheless. After she slapped some mustard on me and began rubbing. This is where I began realizing why she is so highly recommended. She has a great technique and she also grazed the boys and swiped between the cheeks to liven up the party. My body was begging to be touched in the nether regions and every time she navigated to that area I gently moaned to let her know it felt good as I arched up to allow her to scoop up and under. On the flip she went right to business. When I when utc I couldn't believe how big her chest was. I tried to lift under her bra with one hand and pull one out but I needed two hands. When I tried she moved away and asked how much I pay her to touch her body. Well, standard is. 6 tip. But she just shook her head no and kept tugging. I tried to hold out and just felt around but she didn't seem like she was going to budge so I told her. 8. She gladly excepted and lifted up what seemed to be a sports bra and those melons popped out like two midgets out a cocoon. I began rubbing and feed on the nips. They were so massive I was having to good of a time. Well apparently she wasn't and she told me she didn't like when I rubbed her nips. And she did it to my pecs to show me. Uhh ok. I went back to rubbing and licking around her oreolas but she said she didn't like that and no more booby for me. She kept stroking and rubbed below the boys in the winky. It felt good and I was about to blow a massage load but she shoved her finger inside the wink twice and her nail poked me hard. I told her easy and be gentle and she repeatedly said sorry. I was now out of the mood but was able to build up pressure and released. I exploded and she kept going until the last drop. I made a mess and it was everywhere. I wish I could of caught the money shot on camera cause it would have been magical. She said OMG he is so strong and kept patting my little man on head. He grinned and fell asleep. She cleaned up and came back to do a head rub. It's was pretty good but I always feel weird about someone touching my head and face after jizzin. Aside from that, it was relaxing. But I prefer foot rubs. As soon as the hour was up to the minute she stopped and did the finish pat down.

It was 1. 4 otd and for that reason I can't say whether or not it was worth it. It was a great experience don't get me wrong but I forked over. 8 in order to have full access utc but she cut that short. I thought about only giving. 6 but we agreed and even though she kinda renigged I didn't want to short her and go against my word. I felt some type of way for that and for that reason I probably will not repeat. Don't get me wrong, I see why everyone rants and raves about Alice. The massage was great, the tease was enough and the finish was pretty good as well. Worth 1. 2 but not 1. 4 IMO.

**BillDavis007** · 09-16-21 09:27

Originally Posted by TheWiseacre [View Original Post]

Yeah but I think you know what I'm trying to say. And even then those pics back then were all photoshopped and dolled up, most of the girls were barely recognizable IMO.

They were absolutely recognizable. In fact, their ad even stated the photos are real. Here's something to add to "Wiseacre's Rules" (excellent indeed): Never write "never".

**BillDavis007** · 09-16-21 09:14

Originally Posted by Hunt1328 [View Original Post]

Those places posted real photos of the providers who visited from Korea or China or other states. The shops never advertise with real photos of local girls unless they are 100% legit IMO.

They posted the actual girls and it was and still is a happy place.

**Niteluvr** · 09-16-21 09:00

Originally Posted by Hunt1328 [View Original Post]

Those places posted real photos of the providers who visited from Korea or China or other states. The shops never advertise with real photos of local girls unless they are 100% legit IMO.

Would love to see real pics of working CAMP / KAMP girls. They don't exist though.

**Hunt1328** · 09-16-21 00:14

Originally Posted by PepeTheBand [View Original Post]

Not 100% true. A few years ago China Massage, Lily Massage and Lu's Massage used actual photos of the girls that worked there. They don't do it anymore, but it has been done.

Those places posted real photos of the providers who visited from Korea or China or other states. The shops never advertise with real photos of local girls unless they are 100% legit IMO.

**Petey1015** · 09-15-21 21:57

Originally Posted by TheWiseacre [View Original Post]

Yeah but I think you know what I'm trying to say. And even then those pics back then were all photoshopped and dolled up, most of the girls were barely recognizable IMO.

The point is more that if you're trying to make a small head decision based on pictures in monger advertising, you're an idiot.

Next time don't be so emphatic about things that aren't absolute.

**The Wiseacre** · 09-15-21 19:50

Originally Posted by PepeTheBand [View Original Post]

Not 100% true. A few years ago China Massage, Lily Massage and Lu's Massage used actual photos of the girls that worked there. They don't do it anymore, but it has been done.

Yeah but I think you know what I'm trying to say. And even then those pics back then were all photoshopped and dolled up, most of the girls were barely recognizable IMO.

The point is more that if you're trying to make a small head decision based on pictures in monger advertising, you're an idiot.

**BMack26** · 09-15-21 19:40

Originally Posted by RavensFan [View Original Post]

Just went to Holiday on windy mill rd. Got a new girl name Anna, said she just started on Monday. She looks young, late 20 early 30, cute looking. She is playful during the TS, little teasing here and there and make sure I'm clean. Massage was good, not great but enjoyable with a little teasing. HE was fun with OTC allow. Nice B cup. Good attitude.

Will try her again to see if I can get more mileage out of her.

Didn't know they did TS at Holiday. Though, I haven't been there in about 2 years.

**Niteluvr** · 09-15-21 19:38

Originally Posted by TheWiseacre [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers,

At KAMPs and CAMPs, they never use their real pics. Ever.

The bottom line is that if you are expecting images and video on the internet or through text messaging is going to be accurate, then you're already losing the game. Yes, we all want to window shop online before we trudge over to the jack shack in a trenchcoat but we're rarely going to get what we hope for.

The best bet remains to head over to the shop and look around at what is actually available to rent.

Allow me to further edit this sequence. The KAMP in West Point is a skank joint. It's been MILF / GILF since its inception. Don't stop in unless you're heading to somewhere else more exciting, such as to take in the scented aroma of your favorite landfill. Be sure to have your arm around your girl and put the top down.

Food for thought: If you were a provider or a monger who didn't give a shit, would you post your real pics? How would it further your quest for pussy?

**Petey1015** · 09-15-21 17:26

Originally Posted by PepeTheBand [View Original Post]

Yes, that's then name. It's located at 3xx5 Canton road in Marietta next to Jimmy Mac's.

I went by to anoint the new on the block Yoyo and Regina, 4 hands of fun, impressive pectoral displays, left completely drained. 60/60 each.

**RavensFan** · 09-15-21 14:49

Just went to Holiday on windy mill rd. Got a new girl name Anna, said she just started on Monday. She looks young, late 20 early 30, cute looking. She is playful during the TS, little teasing here and there and make sure I'm clean. Massage was good, not great but enjoyable with a little teasing. HE was fun with OTC allow. Nice B cup. Good attitude.

Will try her again to see if I can get more mileage out of her.

**USABarry** · 09-15-21 13:12

Originally Posted by TheWiseacre [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers,

At KAMPs and CAMPs, they never use their real pics. Ever.

And to add to that, It's all pink on the inside no matter how old it is.

**Petey1015** · 09-15-21 13:03

Originally Posted by TheWiseacre [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers,

At KAMPs and CAMPs, they never use their real pics. Ever.

And why would they? The number of creepy men, LE, family members online, reverse image lookup capabilities, and other unsavory issues create a massive disincentive for a massage girl to use their real image. There may be approximations but Asians are pretty typically very private.

And for those of you who are unaware, AI-driven imaging and videos is already a reality. This means advertisers are going to slightly alter a provider's face and then drop it into a video of someone else's body. Photoshop on steroids is already a reality and two years from now, the realism won't even be debatable.

The bottom line is that if you are expecting images and video on the internet or through text messaging is going to be accurate, then you're already losing the game. Yes, we all want to window shop online before we trudge over to the jack shack in a trenchcoat but we're rarely going to get what we hope for.

The best bet remains to head over to the shop and look around at what is actually available to rent.

Not 100% true. A few years ago China Massage, Lily Massage and Lu's Massage used actual photos of the girls that worked there. They don't do it anymore, but it has been done.

**The Wiseacre** · 09-15-21 12:55

Originally Posted by OhSoFun1 [View Original Post]

I don't Facebook so couldn't tell ya, but my experiences says not likely their real pics. That said, this spa has historically had some of the most attractive ladies in the south side area, think it has something to do with being situated close to a Korean car manufacturing plant.

Fellow mongers,

At KAMPs and CAMPs, they never use their real pics. Ever.

And why would they? The number of creepy men, LE, family members online, reverse image lookup capabilities, and other unsavory issues create a massive disincentive for a massage girl to use their real image. There may be approximations but Asians are pretty typically very private.

And for those of you who are unaware, AI-driven imaging and videos is already a reality. This means advertisers are going to slightly alter a provider's face and then drop it into a video of someone else's body. Photoshop on steroids is already a reality and two years from now, the realism won't even be debatable.

The bottom line is that if you are expecting images and video on the internet or through text messaging is going to be accurate, then you're already losing the game. Yes, we all want to window shop online before we trudge over to the jack shack in a trenchcoat but we're rarely going to get what we hope for.

The best bet remains to head over to the shop and look around at what is actually available to rent.