All these years and I would think that you would pick up a few new tricks but being an old dog that is too much to ask. It seems like you are getting lazy and just taking old reports from your Toujula handle and freshening them up. If you ask nice I bet board Admin can roll all those handles into one. And seriously dude in the history of all forums on planet Earth you are probably the only moran to refer to his jizz as "boiling water protien"! LOL. I will say at least the fake pics you use now seem unsearchable unlike the Toujula days.
Went to see UTR Vietnamese tonight for a cum guzzling session. After that fuck with dot ave cape Verdean chic, the boiling water protein peaked to maximum level. And you know it is a common occurrence after you unload, the second K cums up soon after, literally.
So I get there, secret location, the usual discreet approach so not to raise the locals attention. I sit on table after exchange cash, HHR, I got my phone set up for some action, all is good and ready. I hear some chatter and then what seems like multiple footsteps coming my way and then she burst in with this other girl. This girl just comes in, hands clutched together, a big smile, must've been in her late 30's, I say maybe 38. She looks like a hoe, I mean, her face just look like it's wanting cock. Don't know if she too was Vietnamese but most likely is, looks it. So the main Vietnamese, Ms Saigon comes to my ears and whispers, 'she do you, she take care of you tonight okay. ' and I'm like oh okay. She's wearing this red top and short black skirt, like a high school girl. Short, she's possibly 5'4 and thick yummy little legs. And boy this girl was just too happy to start on her first day. Well, I dunno if this is her first day, maybe some of you had her but she was very energetic and up to the task. The whole session was weird.
I didn't even get a massage, not that I ever really went for the shit, she didn't even really look like she was into giving a massage either. I sat on the table, my cock went hard 0-60 real quick and I just stayed on my back and she came right next to me and grabbed it. This girl was all giddy and smiley, everything was "Yes". Like hi, hey how you doing, so you new here. She's stroking me softly looking at it and turns to me and says, "yes". I'm like what's your name, are you new at this,. "yes". Umm, so what's your name, I ask again. She says yes and shakes her head. I'm like oh fuck this, she's ready to be had, so I slowly and quickly reach for that crotch and slipped my hands right between her juicy legs only to feel this warm, swollen, I mean swollen meat swallowing her panties. You can feel her pussy lips outside the panties.
I pent a good time just rubbing her pussy but never really went for fingering. I didn't want her to not want FIV and ruin the kitty massage so I just stay there, felt good just like that while she's stroking me. I am ready to bust, no joke. All this time my dick is her hands and this girl is looking back and forth, at me, looks at the cock and smiling and just trying to get me to unload. Then she stops stroking me and slowly starts to lift up her shirt and unveil her cute tits and had a big smile on her face. It was a done deal, I went to grab them, started licking and felt the rush, this chic loved it and was all too happy. I started squeezing them hard, pretty nice little tits, not too big but just amazing, and she starts stroking me harder and my ass is raising up in the air and she knew I was cummin' as I was moaning and her too cause I'm squeezing and sucking them nipples hard. She let's out this big exhale and I just unloaded. There was no way I could've held it back anymore. The whole rush and things going lightning speed fast, it would've had any of you bust as fast I did.
She took it all in stride and actually stroke it all until last drop. Then went to get a towel quick. I looked up at the clock, 15 min tops I was in there. I hear some chatter outside then she comes back and cleans me up. We talk for a bit, I give her 50 bucks and she looks happy and gives me a hug and I grab her ass and man. I felt a sweet little ass, big full panties on but you can feel some ass cheeks. She steps out a bit, I get dressed and Vietnamese walks in asking me if things went good while the other girl stands next to her, I'm like yeah and then she says come on, proceeding to walk me out. I say to her, I am coming back, I'd like to try her again, she says yeah no problem, call or text her. Look at the other girl and wave bye and she smiles and wave back and I was out.
Looked at my phone, 25 minutes tops but I didn't mind. It felt good and this is why you try half to see what can be had. So I am definitely going back for the hour next time and I'm going to see what can be had. I think this chic is definitely YMMV, Boston style.
To the fellas in the More Bang For Your Buck Club (MBFYB) I'll forward you the info, looks like we have 2 girls on deck. I am not going to waste time to try her. Might go back tomorrow, LOL or Friday. She is prime rib for some fucking. My cock is back hard thinking about her already. Can't wait to go back. These are stills from the phone video camera action.
No, not going to take that wild excuse, with all due respect that's bullshit, earning money to them has no time limit. I went there on a clear day around 4 pm, I remembered it clearly because I ended up heading to RI to finish it off with a hot chic that night because I was so disappointed after Anan.
If they had young girls why would they have 2 grannies working the shift, could've had one of each to give you the impression you have options. Those grannies looked tenured for the job and very comfortable. And what's even more a downer, they don't even dress for the job, they look like they just put whatever fits them for the day and desperate mongers who's got the water boiling hot in their guts will just come in and they'll grease them up and extract it like milking cows.
I don't blame, if the customers don't care, why should they, they don't bother putting the effort. Down in RI, that place, words cannot describe it and why I think Mass Parlors are complete trash to RI ones. But that's just my opinion.
This was orinially posted by Negsiro who later got rolled into Toujula.
Went to the parlor the other night on arlington rd, this has come to be one of my favorite spot, I was a raging bull, with some hot water boiling in my gut. I am not meeting my regular, 'real world', chic until this weekend and I didn't feel like driving all the way to dudley or mass ave to hunt, so I decided to check the regular spot to see what gem I could hit tonight to drop the water.
I liquored up on some heineken, usually fills me up with water to piss and I let it mix in with the protein to give me a long, slippery release. I get there, I see what looks to be 2 grannies but one looked sexier then the other, I quickly made eye contact with the sexier one that greeted me at the door. The pic shows is not her but after browsing through some pics, this is an accurate match of what she looked like, about 95% match, height, body, tits, except the face is just a tad bit slimmer but pretty close and a slimmer waist.
She greets me, not with a smile but with a slight welcome look and said, come in. She then tapped me on the ass and then smile. BINGO, always a good sign. I knew I was in for a treat. Some of you are always talking about getting a signal while on the table by rubbing their thighs, touching a toe nail or winking, all that bullshit. Believe it or not I have gotten the ass tap quite a few times and to me, that's always THE sign that she's all out for fun. She's a sexy little one this granny, I mean her body was TIIIIGHT, I mean, how does an old lady keeps her self in such a good shape is why I can't get enough of the Asian meat.
I went for the half, as usual. I take it all off and just sat on the table, I didn't lay on my back. She takes a while and then comes in the room, now she begins to smile and says, "hi. You've been here before", I say, "yeah, I like it here, I cum here for you". One thing I like about her that gets me teased up are her eyes. She's got the slanted eyes pat down when she smiles and nice looking jet black hair. She likes what I said and lets out this big smile, and then comes to me with her arms all out and wraps it around my neck and say, "awww thank you, thank you, you so handsome. ". I'm like oh, thank you too and my cock was raging hard in front of her, I'm ready to break, she's in right between my legs. And I hold her by the waist and said, "wow, very nice you look, you must work out. " she looks down and saw the monster and grabs it and starts to gently stroke it. If I didn't have this heineken in me, I'd probably shoot my load all on her clothes but it kept me up so I push it in her hand and let her stroke it. Right away now, we go into this moment of silence and the little horny moan starts. I kiss her by the neck and she starts feel it because she gets closer as she's stroking me. I tapped her and motion for her to suck it, put my thumb in my mouth and point to my dick. She says, "you want me to lick for you baby. " I'm like, "yes. Yes". She said okay lie down. She goes out and comes back with this wet cloth, wipe my dick down and as she's doing it, I just went for the pants and unbutton it. Man, I just love. Love the way Asian women wear panties like a tight hand in a glove. The way those panties grip that little ass and make the kitty stick out, is a thing of beauty. I grab her and rubbed her ass while I put my cock between her crotch, I started to grind and got a tingle of the cum and I'm like let me stop before I cum, fuck that, that'd be a waste. So I get on the table like she said, laid down and she gave me a nice BBBJ. She held my cock down at the base while she goes down slowly, it was beautiful just seeing my big dick in her little mouth but she took it all in like a champ.
Then I motion for her to turn around, at first she couldn't understand what I was getting at, so I kept motioning for her to turn around, bring her ass to me upside down. She finally gets it and turns around and spread that ass and rest that cut little ass on my face while she continues to give me head. I don't normally eat pussy so I just played with it. Her little ass is so cute when spread and sexy in those black panties. I took four fingers and grab the panties and slide it on the side and have the meat right in my face. I adjust the panties so to have a clear view and then I took both hands and started spreading her pussy meat. This woman was TIGHT, I mean, her pussy was so tight, I spread her meat all the way out to see the little hole and it was as shut as her asshole. And I've spread plenty of pussy where I can see a whole as big as a tunnel and it would echo if I shouted but not hers. Nice little pussy, didn't completely shaved but I like the way it looked, not too hairy, just buzzed hair. All the while I'm playing with her puss, she's giving me a nice wet blow job. I open up her asshole, that too is extra tight, she jumps a little when I do that, and I tried to insert my finger in her ass, she giggled, jumped and lifted her leg and said something. Don't know what she said, I guess she's not too crazy about getting her asshole teased with. So I tried to finger her and she tried to squeeze her pussy when I started fingering her and moaned and stroked me a little faster and eventually tighten up to the point she proceeded to get up and said, "ok".
When she got up from the 69 position, I felt this wetness on my cock and when I look down, I saw a long string of drool. Apparently she wasn't swallowing as she was sucking and let the spit build. Its all good because I was feeling good, whatever works. Now she gets up and I motion for her to get on table so I can do an ass job. She got in a doggy position and her little body was so fucking yummy, I'm like, as hard as I am and probably not going to last a mili second, I want to taste this b*tch and go inside. So we start off with a little ass job, I had her hunch down on her elbows and ass up. I gave her about a short grind and ask her if I could fuck instead. She didn't hear what I said at first so I stopped and got by her ear and kissed her on the cheek and said, sex. Yes, can we have sex. She exhales and was getting a little impatient and said, "cum cum. You got condom". I said yep and got off table and reached in my pocket and got me a magnum. I act like I was struggling to put it in and ask her if she could give me a little head to slide it in. She got off table, help me put it in and gave me another round of blow job, stops and then said, "ok, come come come. " We got back on the table and get her in the doggy again, have spread her legs wide and ass cheeks looks beautiful, spread and I made a big ball of spit in my hand and marinated her little puss, fingered her a little bit and then pushed in my cock. She jumps when I pushed that monster in, making a big moan and grabbed her by the shoulders and let out a good couple of swings and she was grinding her teeth moaning hard because I guess that monster was devouring her, ripping her inside and she pushed forward and my dick came out and I started to cum so I quickly grabbed her and pushed it back in to finish it off, I only made 2 more swings and pretty much released and I just stood there just letting the rest gush out and she too just stood still and took it all in.
After I finish, she went to get some hot towel, took out rubber, cleaned me off, giggled a little, and then tap my cock as if to say, "you bad boy". I told her I'd definitely like to see her again, she said, "okay, cum back next tyme". I took 80, I counted it in 20's to make it look like its a bunch. She took it and said thank you and then we walked out and said good bye. I didn't get her name, doesn't matter to me, its never their real names anyways, so names never matter to me, I just go back to see them.
Overall, good experience. The whole session must've lasted 25 minutes, fuck a massage, I ain't got money to waste, 40 for a bullshit house fee and then 80 for the bang, 120 total, that's more then enough if you ask me, so money well spent.
So I went to the parlor a week or two ago. Went late to see my regular and I was raging hard. They closed before I can get in so I really needed to drop the boiling water in my gut. So I opted to try a new spot and just needed the release.
So. From the first and last paragraphs of this review I take it that there were no masks involved. Before anyone else decides to go swap spit with Leeza, you should know that there's a decent chance she is not vaccinated. I say this because I saw her one time a few years back and accidentally allowed the conversation to veer into her anti-vax opinions. I was very disappointed to hear that someone I am fond of is this deluded, but there you have it. It was like the time I accidentally conversed with a guy at a bar who started in with the "9/11 was an inside job" bullshit.
Anyway, there was no covid at the time so I didn't hesitate to see her again after that. But if you're one of the people who think it's all over because some of us are vaccinated, I'd think again when it comes to Leeza.
I can't stop smiling as I just got back from Leeza in Clinton. Leeza has been well reviewed on this board and many of us champion her for good reason.
She greets me at the door wearing an open white lab coat that shows off a black lace bra that inhabit her massive DDDs. I give her a quick hug and a kiss on the lips, which slightly turns me on as I grab her ass during the said kiss. Unfortunately, according to reports, no one has ever tried to touch her massive tits which is does suck. However, her massages are something to behold.
She has me lay naked on my belly after she collects my pay and soon heats up oil. She dabs a little to my ass crack and slowly glistens my cheeks. Next she uses her invasiveness and butters up my taint, using gentle caresses to the area while I lift my hips, inviting her hands to my erect cock. Leeza takes her time, massaging my prostate and ass crack thoroughly while I assume a doggy style position and groan when she touches my scrotum with her oiled hand.
Next, she reaches for my cock, applying hot oil to the area, her foreign hand covering my big, veiny erection with her warm lubricant. It feels amazing and I let her know that. Then she does something I love that is stroke my cock as I'm on all-fours. I thrust into her cupped oiled hands as sort of a makeshift pussy. I do this vigorously, pumping for all I'm worth my firm ass cheeks jiggle as Leeza and I engage in some sultry eye contact.
After I'm done thrusting, I turn onto my back and Leeza pours hot oil all over the head of my cock. I groan with pleasure as it feels so good. Lee's a edges me properly. Remember guys, she's a professional, you will get a proper edge-job and external prostate massage. As she does this she uses her free hand to plug my asshole, which feels amazing. As she fingers my frenulum in a circular motion while moving her right hand index finger in and out of my brown-knot, I get close to climax. "Leeza, babe, you're going to make me cum!" I say. She laughs and replies "you sure you want to do that?" To which I nod affirmatively.
She then takes her left hand and jerks me up and down while maintaining eye contact with me. Her right hand index finger is still in the vicinity of my puckered asshole but, in a moment, she takes that finger and begins massaging my prostate with it. "More oil?" She asks, as my balls become taut and the veins in my cock pulse. "Yes, Leeza" I manage to say. She pours the oil all over my urethra, and continues jerking and playing with my prostate. After about 30 seconds of this I feel tension in my balls and I cum. Three glorious ropes come shooting out of my cock, landing on Leezas left arm. "Awww, yeahhhh!" I screech, as the silly string comes exploding out of my cock.
Leeza keeps jerking, even after the orgasm, as a way to really clean my pipes. With my cum on her left arm and her hand, she cleans herself off in the sink. She then comes back with hot towels and cleans me off.
"Where do you want me to massage?" She asks in her Brazilian accent. I point to my back. Soon, she lightly massages the small of my back. We talk about how her business is doing, her sex-life, and her Pilates classes. For instance, she has more clients than ever, she likes getting pounded from behind, and she takes Pilates every Tuesday and Thursday. Fascinating. I ask her if she would ever have sex with me, she laughs and says 'yes' if we were in a relationship. I'm under her influence now so I give it an honest contemplation. Could I date Leeza? I mean, she's in her late fifties. I'm only in my early thirties. I don't know. If she sucks and fucks as good and as masterful as she gives handjobs, I would absolutely consider it. Just as I'm relaying this in my head, I feel a hand go down my ass-crack and the process begins again.
Feeling more emotionally close to her, I reach my hand out and squeeze her right breast. It feels massive and squishy and firm. She tells me to get on my back and again, (probably as a way to get my hands off her tits) and she jerks me off to completion, this time I ask her to put her hands together like she's receiving communion and I plaster her palms with my thick, white jism. I look at the clock. It's been 53 minutes and I only paid for a half hour. Leeza cleans me up, I get up off her table, and walk my ass over to where my clothes are, on the chair. What an amazing hour. I give her a kiss goodbye, managed to slip my tongue in, and left to a rainy, drizzling day.
Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.
Wait wait wait.
So if AsianYY is Olgary and Olgary is Cheezefist. Then that makes Asian yum yum is Cheezefist! LOL.
Who the fuck is this joker? Are you related to cocksucka69, a dumb trailer park trash wet smelling dog member of his family tree or are you the one he is referring to getting it down your throat?
Go wipe your mother's ass and come back and tell us if the hoe is clean then we can see if you're man enough to enter the conversation. Let me know if you ready for some heat.
Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".
You should have taken your own advice. You removed all doubt long ago!
DumDum's Latest Joke:
"I might give one of you members in the 'More Bang For Your Buck (MBFYB) club the number and let you have at it if you want to go down to the Fall River, New Bedford area to see her".
The MBFYB Club? LMAO! How many Members in this Elite Club? I would Guess 3 Members. DumDum (Me) President, DumDum (Myself) Vice-President, and DumDum (and I) Secretary-Treasurer, LOL! Access to all the Imaginary Girls you could want for Bargain Basement Prices! Maybe you'll let your very close "Friends", OlGary, Grogin, Negsiro, and Toujula join too! LOL!
This Guy is too Much! Always a Laugh! Like Tuning in to the Comedy Central! How does He come up with all this Stuff? Thanks DumDum! Keep up the Good Work!
Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".
It's all right here folks, and you think I am kidding when I tell you, there is 300 years plus between these men and it is nothing but stupidity. You are supposed to be wiser as you get older but these dumb asses, sorry losers of any kind, are the complete opposite.
I contribute more to society from the sweat of my balls then these 3 head morons combine. It is so comical that they jump to help validate each other's post not knowing that it instead prove them to be stupid in the process and doesn't help their cause. It is fucking laughable, just gut wrenching laughable the amount of stupidity from these 3 worthless sperms that should've been swallowed but unfortunately we have to live with their worthless existence.
This stupid imbecile is trying to correct on "sense" when my whole point of "cents" was a metaphor to prove how worthless you are compared to a penny and why I quoted it, lmaooooooo. And he thinks he got me on a spelling error, bawhahahahahah, lmao, what a fucking a moron, cretin, Dumb fucking imbecile. My god, you losers take all status of what a human being no brains is. WOW.
Look at this shit on display, lmao. This is gold. Lmao.
No, you're right, totally a metaphor. A metaphor no one understood. Take your metaphors, analogies, tropes, mores, alliterations, pataphores, sarcasm, and etc., and shove them in your brown hole. No one, and I mean no one, takes you seriously.
Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".
It's all right here folks, and you think I am kidding when I tell you, there is 300 years plus between these men and it is nothing but stupidity. You are supposed to be wiser as you get older but these dumb asses, sorry losers of any kind, are the complete opposite.
I contribute more to society from the sweat of my balls then these 3 head morons combine. It is so comical that they jump to help validate each other's post not knowing that it instead prove them to be stupid in the process and doesn't help their cause. It is fucking laughable, just gut wrenching laughable the amount of stupidity from these 3 worthless sperms that should've been swallowed but unfortunately we have to live with their worthless existence.
This stupid imbecile is trying to correct on "sense" when my whole point of "cents" was a metaphor to prove how worthless you are compared to a penny and why I quoted it, lmaooooooo. And he thinks he got me on a spelling error, bawhahahahahah, lmao, what a fucking a moron, cretin, Dumb fucking imbecile. My god, you losers take all status of what a human being no brains is. WOW.
Look at this shit on display, lmao. This is gold. Lmao.
Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.
Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.
Bravo Billy, BRAVO!
Guilty Beyond a Reasonable Doubt!
I think it's really better to summarize all that bullshit you just yap by saying that a Penny is probably worth more then your sorry worthless ass, you make no "Cents"..
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it, a penny is probably worth more then your stupid worthless ass, you make no "Cents".
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.
Chill dumb, it is getting worse and you are moments away from busting a blood vessel having a heart attack having a stroke or any number of things all for what a stupid manga board oh, something that has no real meaning in life for the most part time to chillax or your health or mental health is going to be affected and none of us will care, it will all be on you and for what?
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This was orinially posted by Negsiro who later got rolled into Toujula.
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