Massage Parlor Reports

**Sancho1999** · 09-10-21 22:13

I tried texting this one and got some strange replies so I called her. To my surprise she answered. She sounded sweet and she told me it was 150-4-60. But I heard some guy in the background groaning and making weird noises. A boyfriend maybe IDK. I moved on.

https://www.kittyads.com/

**NW503** · 09-10-21 20:22

I'm looking for an amazing FS where the girls actually try to ride you and you can go on town on them. Also where they don't rush you in 5-10 min and they stop and offer a HJ to finish the job. Pm if interested!

**MyaMonger** · 09-10-21 18:19

Visited the same place the Red Rose spa. No waiting just taken in to one of the rooms and asked to get comfortable by Coco. The door wasn't fully closed and Coco wasn't shy about being in the room while I was getting comfortable. She started the massage and immediately went south and started massaging the ass and running her fingers lightly through the crack. She gave a good strong massage for about 30 minutes or so and then started on my legs and reaching between them to play with the boys.

At this point we were almost 40 minutes into the session when she asked me to wait and went out to get a hot towel to wipe off all the oil from my back. Once that was done, I flipped and immediately she started on making me happy. I reached inside the top and she lifted freed her babies for me to play with. She would not pull her pants down even though I asked. "For top inside and for bottom only outside". All this time there was no discussion about the tip! After the ending gave a tip and did not increase even though she asked. Overall 70+30.

**Kenp5031** · 09-10-21 18:06

Heading back to the Clackamas area I was going to drive by Yoyo. Looks like they didn't put too much effort into building this place out for the business. Yuyo was watching her anime when I came in and lead me to the room. First sight of Yuyu was she was pretty hot and a dirty Asian porn star way. Dyed green hair, and red dress with nice ass and tits. Before sitting down she got straight to the point and ask what I wanted? Was not interested in wasting time on the massage. I said table shower and everything, the house was 6 and her she wanted 14. She was sexy so I didn't argue but my mistake was paying so far in advance.

They had a make shift table shower that was also located in the kitchen so that was a little odd. Pretty standard table shower and was over pretty quick. After going back to the room she she took off her sexy red dress and sprayed herself down with what she told me was Alcohol and water to disinfect herself. She also sprayed me and wipe me down which burned like crazy! Okay so I'm thinking super safety its okay she's hot its going to be worth it.

At this time I'm super limp after the burning hot alcohol wipe down. She starts to put the hat on my limp buddy and I stop her and was like, hey can we do the oral portion with no hat. She freaks out on me calls me crazy and said its going to cost 3 ! I'm like wow really, I'm not coming back next time and she says that is fine, don't come back I don't need you. Wow at this point I'm thinking to myself fuck I already paid and now this is the direction its going. So I go along with it and about 30 seconds she stops and tells me to put it in. I'm like dude I'm not even hard yet and she's like its okay just put it in. I said no a little bit more and she sighs and goes for another min or so. So after this she lays down and tells me to get on top. I mean she's still hot but I was so turned off about her attitude and trying to rush everything. I try to get her to switch positions and she would not switch no matter how much I ask, super lazy!. So I'm just like whatever I'm over. I got to the point where I finish but didn't tell her because I wanted to drag it out to annoy her even more LOL.

Pretty bad experience which sucks cause she's hot. Has anybody tried the other girl that works there?

**Kenp5031** · 09-10-21 17:46

Was out on that side of town a couple of weeks ago and decided to stop by to see what the hype was about.

Showed up on a weekday around 7 ish and was greeted by probably 40's Chinese lady that was fully clothed watching her drama's. I think she was the only one working at the time. Agreed for 1 hour and paid. The place does have a shower which is always nice.

After going back to the room she changed into a dress and put her hair down so that was a great sign. The massage was okay and short maybe 20 minutes? After that came down to business. Ask what I was looking for, I said boom boom and she said they don't do that there. Offered BJ and for 120 but got it down to 80. The service was okay, I wouldn't consider it a real BJ as she just barely had the tip in her mouth and was trying to cover it up her hands and stroking Technics. Not the best but not the greatest, I don't think I'll be returning when I can find better ROI out there. I ask for her name and she wouldn't tell me but she looks familiar, maybe from EZ foot last year?

**MoDick503** · 09-10-21 17:11

Decided to try a place that just opened up about month and a half ago that's close to my work off fourth plain. I stood in for an Eastern promise on Labor day.

Walk in and a amen comes and gets me she was wearing yoga shorts, a bit thick not the prettiest face. I got an hour for 6 and stripped down. The massage was actually good and deep but no teasing until right before the flip.

She went and got a hot towel wiped me off then had me flip, I was semi hard and she asked if it was OK to massage there. I said yes and she oiled up and started stroking away. I exploded and shot my first squirt up which landed close to my chest. She cleaned me up did a little massage on the front to finish the time.

Heard another girl taking in another client so might be interested in seeing if she is more my taste otherwise I have better spots to go to.

**WarpFactor69** · 09-09-21 15:48

After trying (no) Joy several times recently and being tired their nonsense and BS, decided to try the place a few blocks south, same side of street.

As far as average looks go for AMP workers, I would give the older one a 7, the younger one an 8. Ms 8 has a pretty face and nice body with enhancements. Both requested 200 tip but I got what I was looking for from each, for less than 140. I've been there 3 times in the past 2 weeks.

No plans to return to Joy, until the sticks come out of their greedy entitled asses.

Datycfs.

**Weste503** · 09-09-21 14:47

I had a dream, it went like this. I decided to try my hand at botany again on the west side. Red roses have always been my favorite. When I entered, two late 40's-50's ladies looked up from their phones and removed their headphones. 7. For HR. The lady who led me back was wearing yoga pants and non-revealing white top. I wasn't hopeful, but I'm always willing to give my best. I asked her name and she said June. The first half was definitely one of the best massages I have ever received, deep and thorough. She used her arms, elbows, and even the bars above my head to walk on my back.

I attempted to roam throughout this but was met with zero encouragement. I was prepared to simply enjoy a first class massage when she hopped down off my back, oiled up her hand and began to give me some signals.

The milking continued until I was on the edge at which point she stopped, patted my back, and said she'd return with a hot towel.

As she returned she made a show of closing the door, and encouraged me to flip. She slowly began to reveal her talents. No negotiations yet.

My hands roamed south as did her mouth and I could feel her excitement. She stopped, put a finger to her lips signaling quiet, and proceeded. BBBJCIM. All the while using her hands to enhance the experience while maintaining eye contact. Definitely one of the most intense experiences I've had so far. She finished by massaging my feet .9. for a great time.

Unfortunately as I left the other woman scowled at me and left me a little unsettled. A good dream, but wouldn't return if second lady was there.

**HavingFun503** · 09-08-21 21:12

I was feeling like trying out a new spot (for me) and decided to give Lavender Spa a shot. Went in, was met by an older (50+) bbw lady with a bit of gray hair. I was about to turn around and head to a different spot but figured what the hell, sometimes the older ladies make up for it and give deluxe handies so why not. Big mistake. I went into a room, laid down, she comes in leaves the door slightly open and starts with the "massage". After about 5 minutes of light finger tip pressing she asks me to flip. I'm thinking, hey maybe a long super deluxe standard ending. Nope. She undresses down to panties, pops her tits out (the one positive), and starts giving me the most painful handy ever. It felt like she was trying to rip the tip off, every stroke her grip increased. This is after she asks how much I am going to tip and I say very slow and I'll tip big. I was about to stop the whole thing but was able to squeeze one out, barely. She asks me if I want a massage after, with like 40 minutes of the 60 remaining, I say yes and she starts the massage. During the massage she would, every 5 minutes, do the sexy talk thing "oh baby, oh baby" like I'm balls deep in her. Not sure what that was about, but was very odd and unnerving. I've been to many places all over the Portland metro, even before when you had to go to Vancouver. This was the worst experience ever. I know more was available, maybe she was trying to scare off standard ending peeps?

**Ryan805** · 09-07-21 23:00

There was a younger, lovely girl who was here.(Lisa? She isn't anymore. Two ladies, both thicker, late 30's at least. . 60 for a standard finish with roaming and most of her clothes off. The massage was nice and time wasn't shorted but I wouldn't return.

**Abkbk** · 09-07-21 21:22

Originally Posted by Sancho1999 [View Original Post]

I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.

I've seen ads for them on RR. Never gone out to check them out yet, but more from not wanting to deal with parking around those block.

**JjHoliday** · 09-07-21 19:21

Went car shopping over the weekend. SE stark. 11000 block. Not much out there. Saw shop right next to the car dealer. Couldn't stop. Serenity, any generic input? Thanks.

**Sancho1999** · 09-07-21 17:37

I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.

**Amp Guide** · 09-07-21 13:19

Went to a massage there. The girl was super cute hard body tight tits but the upsell OMG she wanted too much for anything. First time I was nearly ready to just say Fuck this and leave. Did not care about the house fee. We all need to do this sometimes as the prices for even a feel were outrageous.

But like most things. She will move along and new girls will come in.

My 2 Cents worth.

**PriceIsRight39** · 09-07-21 12:11

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.

Yep! Pussy anonymous needed!! Ha ha.